#nathan bastian

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[kentjohnson91]

Today is World Autism Day so here is (from the perspective of someone who is indeed autistic) Things NHL Players Do/Have Done that are so ASD (Autism Spectrum Disorder) Coded:

(this is not me claiming any of these people are autistic this is purely for jokes)

- Dawson Mercer’s parents once returned to their home after being out and he had straight up built a shed in the yard just for fun (okay special interest in building)

- Nate Bastian (apparently) doesn’t understand anything they write on the whiteboards on the bench unless they strictly use like X’s and O’s to represent players💀

- Any of them with their silly superstitions (McDavids socks, Crosbys jock, etc etc)

- A video i saw of Sam Montembeault holding his puppy up to his face and having a whole conversation with it. (he was switching between french and english because he didn’t know which language she preferred 😭)

- The Minnesota Wild broadcasters (lovingly) joked that they love(d) interviewing Connor Dewar because he talked so damn fast that they had time for way more questions than usual

- The players with lego obsessions (Sharangovich, Duhaime, etc)

- The players with Game of Thrones obsessions (Dewar, Lauko)

- Goalies that play the piano (Cooley (AHL), Woll, probably more)

- I heard a rumor that a lot of the goalies (including Luukkonen, Wolf, Blackwood) are the opposite of Connor Ingram (who has like really bad OCD) and crave touch all the time 😭

- Nate Bastians ability to make friends and talk to people everywhere he goes (he was an extra in the movie Goon: The Last of the Enforcers as a teenager, interviewed people at the VMA’s once, and yaps his way through life)

- the entire concept of the goalie love, goalie hugs, and goalie protection that proves they’re all a bit special

- Matthew Tkachuk ferally tearing (maybe eating) the collars off his t-shirts

- any of them (mostly tkachuk) that eats the shit out of their mouth guard

there’s probably plenty more and please feel free to share them cause i love them💗💗

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njdevils: ‘Tis the season.

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yall 😓 all three of my boys

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devils family skate 🥰🫶

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hockey team thickness - New Jersey Devils 2024 VERSION (roster as of 27.07.2024)

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Credit: me

NJD vs Nashville Predators 2.23.25 Part 2

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(x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x. x.)

FOR THE JOURNEYMEN.

[imperatorrrrr]

50ish Things About Nico Hischier

some highlights:

"I've done the hot yoga once and" makes eye contact with the camera in a very suggestive manner "it's definitely too hot for me. I'm sweating already enough with the normal yoga, so I would go with the regular yoga...open up the hips and stuff like that."

Pilates is "really hard and so underrated"

Nico has never done zumba.

his grin before he answers "New York Rangers" for describing rivalry in three words

(he still can't say the word 'rivalry')

Which athlete would you swap jerseys with? "Roger Federer, if he was still playing" Think he would want your jersey too? "I dunno, I hope so, I'm his countryman, so maybe" many eyebrow movements and smiles for this one

Nathan Bastian is the teammate that makes Nico laugh the most.

Dinner with one hockey legend? Pavel Datsyuk

Best vacation? "I love somewhere on the beach in Spain, just love the Spain culture, the tapas, the food, its good, its good."

Favorite way to relax after a game? Watching a show, reading a book

Watching movies or binge watching tv shows? TV Shows

Concerts or sporting events? Concerts

Cooking or eating out? Cooking

Breakfast or dinner? Dinner

Long drives or quick flights? Quick flights

Cold weather or warm weather? Warm

[kentjohnson91]

if you can’t tell i’m an absolute academic weapon (94 absences) (it’s so over)

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BUBBLE BASS BEFORE BUBBLE QUINN

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stadium series njd vs. phi // 2/17/2024

i will actually never think about anything else

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devils thanksgiving 2023 ❤️🖤

photo cred: @/catbtoffoli

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Ryan Lomberg vs Nathan Bastian: Nov 1, 2024, Devils @ Flames