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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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FUCK HAVING MAGIC, THE MOST POWERFUL FEELING IS SMASHING A MOSQUITO MID-FLIGHT BETWEEN YOUR BARBARIAN HANDS. NO BLOOD, CAUGHT IT BEFORE IT FEASTED. FEELING GOOD UP IN THE WIZARD TOWER TONIGHT.

[Enemy Spotted:] Smash 0/1 Mosquito in your hands.

#the wizard speaks #nefarious deeds #monster summoning

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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Brrbl?

( @level-1-slime )

[Enemy Spotted:] Decimate that Slime. 0/1.

#nefarious asks #nefarious deeds #monster summoning

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cardiohiphopgroovesitisthen · 5 months ago

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POV: You’re mid conversation with Gale and he can’t remember what that book is called.

Also, the text on one of the clips reads:

These are not my sound effects. Tim is reacting to his own sound effects that he put on for no reason.

#it will haunt him for days #he will assume it was a malicious modify memory done by an enemy #he will cast greater restoration on himself #and be so upset that it doesn’t help.#it is not the result of nefarious arcane deeds my darling #your hair is gray and your knees click and you forget what books are called #he will be pouty until he remembers #bg3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #tim downie #baldur's gate 3

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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why is it so dark in here

#nefarious deeds #the wizard speaks #the sun saga

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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[Enemy Spotted:] Defeat the Wizards making fun of you at the Sorcery Club 0/122.

[Rewards:] 91 exp and 43 gold coins, as well as The Magic Wand Tool.

#nefarious deeds #evil reblog #monster summoning #dastardly queue #rewards

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traitorousfruit · 7 days ago

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#Scandalabra #scandalabra date everything #Date everything #Self insert cosplay is in the works #imma need to kiss the candleabra #and do other nefarious deeds with him #hmm? must've been the wind-

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alivebobby · 7 months ago

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got drunk and forced my dear friend to watch only the first and last episodes of merlin

#evil drunk #a crisp chardonnay causes me to do nefarious deeds #bbc merlin #merlin #merthur

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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[Enemy Spotted:] Eat Deep-Fried Whataburger rat. 0/1.

his pussy was like a Whataburger frier. and brother. i was the last rat in texas

#evil reblog #nefarious deeds #monster summoning #dastardly queue

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schro4444 · 2 years ago

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I think we as a society should remember that kaito’s mom was a Real Actual Criminal more

#we know like two (2) things that the phantom lady did #c’mon!!! what was she up to!!! what were her nefarious deeds!!#did she murder anyone? probably not. does she think this is hilarious? Yes.#kaitou kid #phantom lady #kuroba toichi #kuroba kaito #kuroba chikage #and a surprise cameo from #hakuba saguru #poor hakuba.#dcmk #mk #magic kaito #schroodles #kuroba family sitcom

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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Nefarious can I stay at your house you’re my best friend

@character-selecton

GIVE ME A MONSTER TO HAVE IN MY PARTY AND I'LL LET YOU STAY WITH ADVANCEMENT, GLITCHES, AND GUIDE IN MY SINGULAR GUEST BEDROOM. GET COMFY!

[Striking a Deal:] Give The Nefarious Wizard a Monster in exchange for Lodging in his singular Guest Bedroom/Basement.

#nefarious deeds #nefarious asks #the wizard speaks #epprbcu #exclaimation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe

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boopshoops · 8 months ago

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being 🥺️💛 shy for the whimsy of it but then i have to actually speak to people and i get 🗿shy

#boopshoopsramblings #being whimsical to lure u in but then once u get attached...OHOHOho...once u get attached...#im both whimsical and EVIL!!!#yes im EVILLLL IM INSANEEEEE RAAAAA #im so scaryyyyy ooOooooOo #i juST bE dOING nEFARIOUS DEEDS OOOOOO #idk where i was going with this #anyway #send post

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mustangs-flames · 9 days ago

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Had to put that entire chapter of An Eye For An Eye on hold because it just wasn't working but this new chapter I'm working on???? Oh baby, this is the one. I am thriving

#hail true body #and if people pick up on the symbolism in it i am going to go feral /pos #m!cesar baby. welcome back from the void <3 #i'm unleashing him to do nefarious deeds. for enrichment.

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boycritter · 3 days ago

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my right foot hurts so bad what did i do to deserve this

#aside from the nefarious deeds of my pinky toe #boycritter et al

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nefarious-exclam · 2 years ago

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[New Land Discovered:] Survive the Night Shift at Freddy Fazbear's. [Time Duration: until school starts.]

children should NOT be forced to wake up earlier than 6 am to get to school on time. what if they are working the night shift at freddy fazbear’s

#evil landscapes #evil reblog #nefarious deeds #dastardly queue