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#stump talks#gf theseusâ guide#fought and gnashed my teeth . but it is a net positive change all around#at least its divisible by 3 now#really gives the đđ time to breathe
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guys im gonna sound delusional but those two 1634 goals is so âwhen my greed grows teethâ i cant explain it
#LIES - I CAN#the way they cellyd together after a drought; the way the first goal and the first hug was a comeback from two unsuccessful periods#the way during intermission berube saw that the current lines are great but the 1634 lineup was the necessary force to break the stalemate#then the celly - the hug yes but that second one. the way mitch was late to skate to auston so what does auston do?#/dedicates/ that point to mitch#and the greed is winning. yes yes but the teeth - the tenacity in how to win; with you always with you#itâs unbelievable how fast tides turned when theyre back together. the rest of the team did well pls dont get me wrong#but these two have been able to read each otherâs mind in a way unbelievable#cries#suns net#1634#leafs lb
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FELLOW OVERBITE HAVER?!?!???!? : D
Sorry to disappoint. If it does.
#ask the net#tf2 ask blog#team fortress 2#tf2#team fortress oc#tf2 oc#tenth class#tf2 tenth class#tf2 oc art#snaggle teeth#tf2occontest2024
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one thing I don't have an explanation for and will never get used to that somehow, the worst smell I've encountered in a day will stay with me for a lot longer than and long after I was exposed to it
#today it was teeth so rotten my brain went back down a memory hole to all the times i had to peel rotten brussel sprouts in my childhood#god i hate that smell so much#idk.#i don't even think it's as much about that particular smell than what it came to mean to me#like. food bank. the fucking embarrassment of it. the way the people there treated us. how they kept all the good stuff for themselves#and left us with the rest asking us to thank them for their generosity because 'at least you've got some food'.#you know. goddamn rotten brussel sprouts#i've seen enough of those to last me a lifetime#wow. this is some surprisingly deeply ingrained hatred for one (1) bad smell#anyway. the dog will be a lot happier and healthier without those teeth#and i'm generally staying away from netfuls of brussel sprouts these days#not that i don't like them they're okay to me. just. no.#it's like bathroom bananas#rant over#....i'd REALLY like to know why my neurons keep firing that way hours later tho. where is this coming from
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Net Confusion - Wings @ Avs - May 22, 2002
#detroit red wings#hockeytown#hockey#steve duchesne#dominik hasek#mathieu dandenault#goalies#hockey goalies#net crashes#detroitredwings#red wings#duke before he lost all his teeth#brendan shanahan
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Depeche mode was right god has a sick sense of humor
#not to share information that isnt my buisness but people who get to inherit massive amounts of wealth... grits teeth#like thank u god for putting me in the position of family baby so i have a sort of safety net but it's fucking embarrassing#how am i ever gonna make it out of here
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the struggle of loving to draw teeth with fangs for no reason but then when drawing demon slayer characters it makes them all look like demons so you either have to stick to it or no sharp teeth but sharp teeth fun to draw :((
#net's brain dumps#I swear idk what show i watches but something gave me a weird fascination with drawing mouths and especially teeth
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I love the scene of Adriel walking on water. It's very impactful for me, as an admirer of the Antichrist symbolism. Yet still, every time I catch myself thinking "Adriel... Dear... I love you, but get your handsome ass out of the fountain water bug soup..."
I said this one hundred times, and I will say it again.
Adriel, Beautiful, your feet are bare. No. Just no. âč And yes, people will be afraid because you showered them in dead insects. They don't like that.
Also, at times, when I get disgusted by dead bugs, I try to push through it by reminding myself Adriel can do it. đ€Ł
#warrior nun#warrior nun thoughts#warrior nun fandom#warrior nun crack#adriel#wn adriel#diary pages#thought journal#confessions of a madwoman#antichrist superstar#wn thoughts#wn fandom#wn crack#i'm serious about the adriel can do it part đ€Ł#on a weekend trip we left the light on in the bathroom and the open window was without a net#so there was a bunch of mosquitos when I had to do my evening routine#they don't bite but i got a visceral reaction because of my... issues i won't go into#one of them does start with an o#and for real i'm trying to brush my teeth and do my skincare thinking âadriel can do it adriel walked over dead bugsâ đ€Ł or something
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Hey guys!!
A little update, I wonât be able to post Gacha (or really a lot of content) for the next couple days!! Iâm going to the beach! I am bringing my laptop and drawing tablet though, so there might be some doodles!!
#just in general#I love yâall!!#Will update if I find cool shit#Like shark teeth or shells or a dead jelly fish (happened once) or something.#AND ESPECIALLY IF WE GO CRAB HUNTING AT NIGHT!!!!#(Not actual hunting we just catch some with bug nets put them in a bucket lol.)#Hoping it doesnât turn into a shit show lmao.
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Roommate's upset because his two main girlies (other than Misty shes our number 1 from day 1), Van and Lottie both died very unsatisfying deaths this season meanwhile I'm just sitting next to him yelling about how shit the casting is for older Melissa đȘ
#ignore me#THEY DIDNT EVEN TRY#THEY GOT A BLONDE AND PUT A HAT ON HER AND CALLED IT A DAY#THEY HAVE COMOLETELY DIFFERENT NOSES!!!!!#YOUNG MELISSA HAS AN ALQUILINE NOSE AND OLDER MELISSA ABSOLUTELY DOES NOT#unless she got rhinoplasty at some point theres no way i can even slightly believe thats older melissa#and i havent even mentioned the fact that they have different jaws and teeth!!#it pisses me off#i love the way young melissa looks and that chick does net even come CLOSE to matching what shed look like all grown up
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The phone is no longer the Look At Blorbos Machine or the Talk To Friends Machine but instead the Constant Stream Of Bad News Machine which i mean at least im informed
#i give a smile and a thumbs up but my eyes are dead#trying to regulate my nervous system by laying in bed with a big duvet in the dark#i am safe right now i am lucky to be safe right now#i have a safety net#i am lucky to have one#i can stop grinding my teeth i can relax my muscles#no one is coming for me right now#theo speaks#i have to find a different way to calm down this is not working
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I don't think I would have survived sixteen without anonymous IRC chat and webcomic rp forums. Those faceless friendships kept my confused, miserable ass from doing some incredibly short-sighted shit. The idea of linking any of those accounts to my driver's license is revolting. People of all ages need privacy, and there has to be a better risk mitigation strategy for it than indelibly linking your ao3 account to your fucking tax records via the same bureaucracy that is (effectively) designed to penalize you for not being a successful old white man with zero known peculiarities.
fucking australiaâs trying to get everyone to link their government id to their social media accounts else you cant use them anymore, the actual fuck is wrong with this country
#i mean#i want something better than Megan's law to keep the creepos away from the kidlets#but this cog in the machine knows the clock doesn't tick for the cog's sake#and only so many gears can grind their teeth with yours before things start to break#tortured metaphors in the tags are fun#also i guess the zero peculiarities thing gets less and less important with each extra zero on their net worth#are tags just the best place to hide adhd parenthetically#or am i polluting the tag pile?
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Trying to get a post goin so you just keep reblogging it strategically like revving a lawn mower. THIS time. THIS time. Well no maybeâŠ.THIS timeâŠ
#and each successive attempt does occasionally net a few more notes but ugh#like come on itâs like pulling teeth sometimes đ itâs funny! it deserves a couple hundred notes! please clap#mary talks
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tennis!player reader is coach!tojiâs favorite.
he lives for that tight little tennis skirt, catching the way it lifts whenever you run to hit the ball across the net to the other player, the soft cling of the sweat-damp fabric hugging your ass. and if weâre being honest? he doesnât give a damn about the matches or what the other players are doing. he doesnât care about whoâs winning, the man wonât even keep track of his own teamâs score. heâs only there to ogle at the sweet bounce of your tits while you play, shamelessly spreading his legs to palm his cock through his pants like some juvenile pervert as you dart across the court.
heâs been coaching for years, working with the regular surplus of mediocre athletes. but girls like you? fresh, soft, and stupidly sweet? they make his job fun again. he stares at you whenever skip over to him after practice, face flushed, hair damp, oversized tennis bag swinging on your shoulder like you didnât just spend an hour being his personal wet dream. âdid i do good today, coach?â
itâs always a bit refreshing to see a new, sexy girl like you on the team, anyways.
âyou did real good out there, y/n.â heâd congratulate, and youâbeing clueless, oblivious and so damn cuteâjust gave him a polite smile and chirped out a âthank you!â not having the slightest idea about what youâre doing to him.
you wouldâve never guessed it, how many times heâs stroked his fat cock with your sweaty panties wrapped around it, huffing and muttering your name in the dark of the locker room after he stole them from your bag. you donât know how long heâs been imaging warm cunt milking him, your voice all breathy and wrecked as you bounce on his dick like you need it.
all of those dirty stares, all the times he fucked his fist thinking about your dumb little faceânow itâs real. youâre finally in his lap, moaning and drooling as his thick length splits you open.
âmake me cum, and no practice for a week, that sound good?â toji groans, his voice steady and dominant as ever while you struggle to even think straight, every slow, tingling stretch of his cock inside of you, every time his fat tip hits your cervix makes your brain short circuit. âmhmâyesâfuck, toji!â you whimper, sinking your teeth into your bottom lip as you keep bouncing. the sound of your plush ass smacking against his hips fills the room, wet and filthy.
"this tight pussy's gonna make 'er old man bust like a fuckinâ loser without shame, hm?" he teases, voice dripping with mockery as he slaps your ass, making you whine as it leaves a stinging red handprint. you sharply suck in a breath of air, clutching at his knees as you keep rolling your hips. every bounce forces his thick cock even deeper, his tip knocking at your cervix like itâs trying to break through. tojiâs large, calloused and move to hold your hips, squeezing the fat as your plush skin spills between the gaps of his fingers. he drags you down harder, using you like a toy and your hips grind messily against him as his cock bullies your guts. âd-donât cum inside!â you plead, even as your pussy clamps down around him, wet and twitching, clinging like it wants him to breed you. âdonâtââ
toji just laughs, low, breathless, mean.
âyeah? sayinâ that while this greedy cuntâs suckinâ me in like it wants every drop?â he grits out, watching your body tremble as he grips his hips tighter. âdumb lil thing doesnât even know what it wants, huh?â
you shake your head weakly, but you canât answer, not with the way heâs fucking up into you now, the way his fat cock is bruising your insides, hitting that spot that makes you clench and cry out and fall apart all over again.
"shit, youâre really tryinâ to squeeze it outta me, arenât you?â he growls, sweat beading along his brow. âgonna fill this pretty college pussy up, baby. gonna stuff you full.â
âtojiâfuckâplease, please donâtââ your words break off into a pathetic little sob, voice pitchy, desperate.
âaww, listen to you,â he coos mockingly, slapping your ass. âtoo dumb to think, too cockdrunk to stop me. you were begginâ to get bred the second you climbed into my lap, werenât you?â
your eyes roll back as he fucks up into you, rough and relentless, the slap of your soaked cunt against his thighs echoing filthy through the empty locker room.
âbet youâd look real pretty knocked up,â he pants, voice rough, right in your ear. âtummy all round with my kid, still wearinâ that tiny little skirt like a fuckinâ slut. showinâ off who you belong to.â
youâre twitching in his lap, body convulsing as another orgasm slams through youâand thatâs all it takes.
âfuck, babyâhere it comesââ he grits, slamming up hard, cock buried to the hilt as he cums inside you, thick and hot and endless. you can feel it paint your insides, leaking out around his cock in slow, lazy drips.
he stays there for a moment, buried deep, pulsing, and panting, before you slowly raise your hips, letting his limp cock slowly pull out with a wet, messy squelch. and then he grabs your ass, spreading you wide so he can watch. he reaches down, stroking his slick cock lazily as he watches his cum drip down your thighs âlook at that,â he groans, thumbing your swollen folds open. âfuckinâ leaking all over me. i filled you so deep itâs spillinâ out.â
you whimper, twitching from overstimulation, and he just smirks.
âwhat a good little cumdump. âm gonna have to fuck it back in, yeah? make sure it sticks. canât have my pretty toy wastinâ a single drop.â
âdonât worry, baby. coachâll take real good care of you. just keep showinâ up in that cute lilâ skirt, lettinâ me breed this dumb pussy every time you âearn a break.â fuck practice, youâre better off gettinâ knocked up for me.â
#jjk x reader#jjk x you#jjk x y/n#jjk x fem!reader#jjk smut#jujutsu kaisen#toji smut#toji x reader#toji x y/n#toji fluff#toji x you#jujutsu toji#jjk toji#jujutsu kaisen toji#toji zenin#toji fushiguro#jjk fanfic#jjk
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Fictional kiss prompts
Forbidden Kiss Prompts (âWeâre not supposed to do thisâ but oops, we are)
a kiss in the shadows, hands clenched in fabric, trying to stay quiet because someone might hear.
âWe canâtâif someone sees usâŠâ â and then they kiss anyway, consequences be damned.
a stolen kiss through the bars of a prison cell, whispered promises of escape in between.
a âweâre on opposite sidesâ kiss during a truce, lips barely touching because if they kiss fully, theyâll never walk away.
a last-second kiss right before one of them is betrothed to someone else.
Angsty Reunion Kiss Prompts (âI thought I lost youâ edition)
a kiss the second they see each other againârough, breathless, and on the verge of falling apart.
a kiss interrupted by tears, hands holding like theyâre afraid to let go.
âWhy didnât you come back?â whispered into their mouth between kisses.
a kiss where they pause halfway through just to look at each other, both a little older, a little more broken.
a kiss that tastes like salt and rain and survival.
Soft Domestic Kiss Prompts (Wholesome fluff to rest your soul)
a sleepy morning kiss, lazy and warm, exchanged without even opening their eyes.
a kiss planted absentmindedly on the top of the otherâs head while making tea.
a kiss stolen while brushing their teeth togetherâfoam and giggles included.
a soft kiss over a grocery list, mid-aisle, because âyou looked too cute to ignore.â
the kind of kiss shared in bed while readingâjust because one of them couldnât help it anymore.
Post-Confession Kiss Prompts ( âOh my god this is realâ edition)
a kiss that stumbles right after the words âI love you,â like neither of them know what to do with their hands.
âYou mean it?â â âYeah.â â cue the most careful, reverent kiss of their lives.
a kiss that starts with laughter and ends in a dazed, overwhelmed silence.
one of them whispering, âYou have no idea how long Iâve wanted to do this,â right before kissing them senseless.
a kiss that comes too fast after the confession, clumsy and collidingâbecause theyâve waited too long.
First Kiss Prompts (that change everything)
a kiss that starts mid-sentence, because one of them couldnât wait one more second.
the trembling, breath-held pause right before their lips finally touchâeyes wide, hearts racing.
âIf I kiss you right now, will you hate me?â â they kiss them anyway.
the kiss thatâs followed by shocked silence, and then one of them blurts, âOkay⊠wow.â
the hesitant brush of lipsâbarely thereâuntil one of them pulls the other closer like theyâve made up their mind.
Comfort Kiss Prompts (Love as a safety net)
a kiss placed gently on a trembling hand.
a kiss offered like a promiseââIâm here. Iâm staying.â
a forehead kiss given after a nightmare, while whispering soft reassurances.
âYou donât have to be okay right now.â â kissed on the temple like a prayer.
the quiet, slow kiss after a panic attack, grounded in breathing and touch.
Jealousy Kiss Prompts (when emotions boil over)
a sudden, possessive kiss that shocks both of themâespecially because they werenât âtogether.â
a kiss to shut someone up mid-flirtââTheyâre with me.â
âYouâve been avoiding me.â â âBecause I saw you flirting with them.â â followed by a sharp, angry, perfect kiss.
the kind of kiss that starts in fury but ends in breathless âI need you.â
a kiss that screams âYouâre mine. Even if you donât know it yet.â
Accidental / Surprise Kiss Prompts
tripping and falling directly into a kissâthen freezing in shock as realization sets in.
a practice kiss to âmake it look realâ that very much does not stay platonic.
a drunken kiss that was supposed to be a dare, but lingers just a second too long.
mistaking the other person for someone else in the darkââoh⊠waitââ â âdonât stop.â
an âoops-I-thought-you-were-jokingâ kiss that they immediately want to do again on purpose.
#writing#writerscommunity#writer on tumblr#writing tips#writing advice#character development#writer tumblr#writblr#writing help#kissing prompts#kiss scene#first kiss#writing romance#romance#writing prompts#dialogue prompt#writing ideas
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