#non-movie bables

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Ok I'll lock in my predictions for 2025

Luigi is determined innocent by the jury, however the court openly overrides the verdict and attempts to issue him the death penalty. The threat of public rioting becomes so intense they appeal the sentence in under 3 months and he's instead given life in prison.

Elon Musk is given an official government title and also given ownership of the internet by Donald Trump. When told he can't give anyone ownership of the internet he attempts to make it illegal for providers to grant access to any sites Not sourced in America. This is wholly unsuccessful.

All public bathrooms are required by law to have gender indicators. This includes single stalls, family restrooms, and portapotties.

Disney releases an entirely AI written, animated, and voiced short film. It wins 15 awards. One of them is for best lead actress.

Micro-apartments become the new solution to housing. Empty units in complexes are converted into 100-200sqft studios with shared dorm style bathrooms. These average in price at 1300$ a month.

Cybertrucks are recalled after a gen z billionaire's explodes with him inside due to him plugginghis vape into the truxk for too long. Elon Musk insists this is a waste of time and money and the decision has been forcibly taken our of his hands.

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I know I'm not the OP, but I feel I need to add to this post that last year I did in fact have my own gay wedding, and we did in fact have our own dog flower girl (alongside my neice). Unfortunately, her photos were much less flattering, and she managed to bring my comment full circle by looking incredibly homophobic: (click for full comedic effect)

Note: yes this was the gay wedding where I referenced tmnt and flava of love in my vows.

I got to marry my wife, and our pupper was our flower girl. 2.5 years ago this wasn’t possible, as it wasn’t legal in Australia. It rained our whole wedding day, but was so worth it in the end with our phenomenal photographer.

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I wish we could have had the actual Peter personality in the movies just so we could see Peter bitching about it being Stark's intern in real life.

"So we're all getting paid here or this is just some good old petty vigilant-on-vigilant crime?"

"Why I'm supposed to fight the guy from MCR??? This sucks."

"IS THAT A METAL ARM?" Looks Ant-man "wHY IS THAT GUY GETTING SO BI-" Gets a punch in the face.

He see's Captain America on the distance and just starts awkwardly babling.

"Listen- I'm really really so sorry. I'm literally your biggest fan. I swear. I don't even like stark that much you know"

"Spider-Man-"

"Actually he is paying me"

"Spider-Man."

"And it's isn't even that much. The guy is a millionaire- you'll would expect he'd paid you a minimal wage but noo-."

"Spider-man you're embarrassing me."

Cap looks directly at him and he looks back in a akward silence.

"I really need the money"

"It's okay."

"Thank you."

"I don't get paid enough for this shit." See's Tony arguing with Cap at distance "He almost FORTY and acting like a little bitch!"

"If you flirt with my Aunt again I'm jumping of the Empire state and blaming your ass in my death."

He's still babling non stop and Tony just go.

"Spider-Man."

"Yeah?"

"Shut the fuck up."

"Yes boss."

"Do you ever have an off button?"

"Yeah it's called 'raise my salary'"

And Tony does and he just stays quiet.

"Wow it actually worked."

"I know right?!"

"Goddam-"

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In my completely original and entirely fictitious sequel to the public domain classic 'A Christmas Carol' we meet a secret, fourth ghost that shows up only if the first three can't fix someone's pure cold hearted greed and selfishness. This is the ghost of Christmas Blast and you'll never guess what he does.

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But thank God they demanded every JAS location destroy and throw out thousands of patterns to avoid selling them at more than 70% off. Whatever would've happened if they hadn't required photographic proof of the patterns being shredded/soaked to the point of unusabilty. They would've lost so much profit :(.

Well my loves, it appears as though the answer to "Can the Big Pattern Company (Simplicity/Burda/McCalls/ect.) survive the death of JoAnn?" has come.

The answer is no. No it cannot. It has been sold to a liquidator just like JoAnns was.

So if there is ANYTHING you want I suggest you get it now. simplicity.com is currently having a pattern sale and I snatched up some that might be useful for cosplay purposes.

I am very glad these last couple of years I have built up my collection.

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Do it scared? Sure, but what about do it cringe? What then?

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If a guy in fnaf lore died falling down an escalator he would possess it and become evil stairs and get called some shit like "DeEscalator" and there would be hundreds of reader insert fics about fucking him and then in his lore you'd find out he was like the second cousin twice removed to William Afton or something and then there would be an outpouring of posts hypothesising what he looked like as a human person and mostly they are tumblr sexymen with some foreshadowing stairs motif somehow incorporated

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We did it fellas...

let’s see paul allen’s mall-based outfit

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Dude you can't break into that house and rob it the owner sucks and you'll just be putting their house on the news by breaking into it and stealing things.

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If I blocked all sponsored content I would be missing some incredible bangers honestly

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OK GANG I NEED EVERYONE TO MANIFEST MY NEXT JOB APPLICATION GOES WELL THIS WOULD BE A FUCKING GAME CHANGER THIS WOULD LEGITIMATELY SOLVE LIKE AT LEAST 45% OF MY PROBLEMS

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Pour 1 out for the queen of broken hearts or something

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"Experiencing feelings is always valid it's what you do with them that-" WRONG mine are NOT valid and are in fact QUITE STUPID and ALARMINGLY UNHEALTHY. Hope this helps <3

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Hm. Guess who was getting paid less than legal minimum wage (not at the sinking ship retail job, at my actual career job.) It was me.

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Guy who specializes in ships that have 15-30 works on a03 finally gets weird about one with Zero Of Them. Devastating. More at 11. (There will not be more at 11).