#nooo zeke ;^;

[joogios]

I CANNOT. Stop thinking. About Zeke rocking up to Paradis like a mom picking up her kids from their first day of school.

[snkyou]

good night, my beloved mutuals <3 thaank you for being so smart, always, and having coherent thoughts. they're always a delight to read. critical thinking is soooo hot <3

[s3thwrit3sstuff]

❝ wanna see your body on mine (collide, collide) ❞

Eren Jaeger x ftm!reader | NSFW, fluff, established relationship | reader has had top surgery & significant bottom growth | wc: 3.9K

warnings: voyeuristic, cam show, biting, marking, condoms, minor somnophilia, cockwarming, dom & sub dynamic, AFAB terminology used (clit referred to as cock/dick | terms like pussy, cunt, hole, heat, sex, boypussy, boycunt, boyhole, are used )

authors note: this is a bit random, but I couldn’t get that fratboy loverboy Eren out of my head, lmao.  Listening to ▸ Collide by Justine Skye ft Tyga / Quiero Contarte by Eva Ruiz, Maikel Delacalle Patreon | Discord

Every step felt heavy. The world moved around you in slow motion, streaks of shadows and light floating mid-air in muted colours you can’t even comprehend. There’s an ache in your lower back, the crook of your neck, and the back of your eyes. You’d think with all the tuition money your university gets, they’d be a little less stingy with it and invest in comfier seats for those 2-hour long lectures. You stifle a sigh, fixing the strap of your backpack and straightening your back just as the elevator doors slide open.

The mirror in the back reveals a sluggish ghoul. You grimace at the sight of yourself. Hair askew, exhaustion lining your eyes, the stain on your sleeve from the charcoal you’d been working with.

Your phone buzzes against your thigh, and you fish it out, fixing your hair a bit to at least look alive when you get home. 

[ EREN: bath’s all warm and ready for you ]

You could feel yourself getting teary-eyed. Eren had most likely sensed the day you’ve been having; he called it his boyfriend's senses, and Jean simply calls it him being a simp. He had packed some leftovers for your lunch and kissed you when you parted ways on campus because he knew you were in for a long day. You don’t ever worry about your shared apartment being messy due to an incompetent roommate not having any common sense, and for that, you’re eternally grateful for Eren and his generous family, who adored you almost as much as he does.

The Jaegers had always been warm to you, joking that you were practically their unofficial adopted son. They’d been elated knowing Eren had finally scrounged up enough courage to ask you out during high school — Zeke had clapped a hand on Eren’s back and told him, ‘It was about time!’ 

They knew Eren preferred you staying with him and not in the university accommodations with total strangers, so Dr Jaeger allowed you to stay with your boyfriend. He trusted both of you not to trash it and wasn’t naive enough to tell you to keep your hands to yourself. Though, according to Eren, he’d been lectured about the importance of a rubber, so there was that —

A ‘ding!’ broke you out of your fond train of memories. Little by little, the heaviness of today lifts from your shoulders. Eren waited for you by the kitchen island, smiling as he put his phone down so he could wrap his arms around you.

”Tough day, soldier?” he nosed the top of your head, slipping his fingers underneath the shoulder straps of your backpack and peeling it off of you. You simply groan into his chest, making your arms go limp and breathing in the scent of his soap and detergent — you grin when you notice the familiar scent of your conditioner, and once he’s successfully plucked your backpack off, you peek up at him, balancing your chin on his collarbone. 

“You used my hair conditioner,” you said. 

“Mine ran out,” Eren replied bluntly. “B’sides, it smells good.”

“Simp,” Eren rolls his eyes at you. He backs away, and you grunt, arms coming to life and latching around his waist.

”Nooo, c’mon, I was just teasing you.”

”Go tease Jean, I’m sure he’d love that,” Eren pressed you close and began walking backwards towards the hallway that led to your bedroom. The tip of your toes drag across the wooden floors until you’ve arrived in the bathroom. You chuckle at his puffy—not pouty, Eren would always say pointedly — expression and glance at the tub.

He’d turned off the main light, lighting up some of the scented candles you love and using the ocean floor lamp Marco had gifted; it certainly set the mood. 

“Rinse off, I’ll top off the hot water for you, bet Jean wouldn’t do that for you.”

He turns away while you laugh, not letting you see the grin on his face while he rolls up his sleeves.

”You’re so silly, honey.”

Eren spoils you. That much was evident. He isn’t one who enjoyed flaunting his family’s wealth, but when it came to your comfort, there was no limit. You always chided him for it, and buying nice things for you in excess had always been his weakness. He was getting better — you suppose the reality of having to pay the light and water bills along with the groceries made him realise that money couldn’t always be spent on you.

You tie your fluffy robe around you, feeling fresh and cosy. Like today never happened at all. The apartment’s main lights were all turned off, warm lights illuminating your path to Eren. 

“You getting ready to sleep?” he asks, briefly glancing at you from the reflection of his laptop screen. You hummed in thought, making your way towards him. Eren was working on school stuff — something about graphs or cybersecurity — and he looked especially good tonight.

He’d argue he didn’t. He was wearing dark sweatpants and a black tank top, his shoulder-length hair tied up in a barely put-together bun. It didn’t matter what he was wearing to you, though, after how sweet he’d been today, you think your man deserves some loving. 

Your Eren, who's always been there by your side with unwavering loyalty. Back then, he’d been a loser, having a skateboard under his arm all the time and scrapes on his knees and palms. Mikasa, Armin, and you had taken him to the school nurse every time after he’d say, ‘guys, check this out!’

But he was your loser. Even if you didn’t see it at the time, he’d always been pining for you. Getting into fights when anyone talked badly about you, glaring at your exes, keeping you shielded from the rain with his jacket while he ran ahead to try and show you how macho he was.

He’s still there. That silly little kid with determination burning brightly in his eyes, heaven and earth couldn’t stop Eren when he put his mind to something. 

You were lucky to have such a devoted man by your side. 

You sit on his lap, your robe not doing much to hide your private parts and delectable thighs as it slides over your legs. Eren’s eyes dart down, hungrily drinking in the happy trail that lead down to your sex, your cock already twitching as it chubbed up. 

“Angel?” 

Even that, his favourite nickname for you, was a testament to his love for you. He thought of you as this perfect being, soft and warm and ethereal, bathed in golden lights and adorned with halos. 

You lean forward and kiss him, sliding your hand across his jaw and tilting his head. Eren groans softly, his big hands that were calloused from all his time eating dirt from skateboarding — he’s gotten better — trudging up the path to your ass. The other hand is greedier as it pulls the tie around your waist to claim more of you.

More and more and more — why would you even question his need to pamper you?

He should after what you do to him. You’ve planted this seed inside of him, a hunger that he’s never known before and one he could never tame, no matter how he tries, and he has tried.

All those high school boyfriends, ones he’d pretend to be nice to, even though he wanted nothing more than to chase them away from you. It wasn’t because he knew his family was more well-off, or that he was stronger, or even better. He knew you more intricately than they ever could. Eren wanted you to know that, and needed you to recognise that you existed within him. 

Back then, when he was still oblivious to his feelings for you, he’d been so needy for you. In his angsty teenage way. He just needed you to look at him, to smile at him, to acknowledge him.

That’s never changed. It’s calmer now, that neediness, but it’s still there.

You nibble on his lower lip, and he smiles cheekily. 

“Angel,” you murmur a noise of acknowledgement, grinding your bare cunt against his crotch while he gropes at your naked ass. “Angel,” he tries again, but your tongue is in his mouth, and he barely manages to squeeze another ‘angel’, so he instead grabs you by your shoulders and peels you away. 

You pant, licking your lips as you tilt your head at him.

“I really wanna fuck you, trust me, but I really need to hand this assignment in.” He frowns, tossing his head back to groan as he mutters that his professor was already a hard-ass, so you sigh, gently patting his cheek as you land a chaste kiss on him.

“It’s fine, honey. I don’t want you to get into trouble for not getting your work done, what kinda of boyfriend would I be then, hm?”

Eren narrows his eyes at you, his lower lip stuck out in a stiff pout as he contemplates. You cock a brow at him, still feeling him grope your ass and sliding his fingers further down the curve until he’s ghosting the edge of your cunt.

“Eren,” you warn softly.

“What if,” he whispers and straightens up in his seat, making sure you aren’t sliding off his lap as he does so.

“You cockwarm me until I finish this assignment?”

Eren has you comfortably sat on his lap, his cock nestled deep inside of you while he worked. You groan quietly into his ear, kissing his cheek and nibbling on his ear lobe as you ground your knees onto the seat. He feels the curve of your back, humming along to the music he put on while he counts the nubs of your spine. 

“Does it hurt, baby?” You shake your head, pressing another kiss to his jaw as you ease further down. 

“It’s not the first time I’ve sat on your cock,” your smug voice makes him chuckle. 

“Still, I didn’t prep you that much.”

“The fact that you had wet wipes ready on your desk is crazy, our viewers are going to think you’re a – mngh – a pervert.”

Eren laughs, widening his knees as he glances briefly at his second monitor to make sure the camera is still angled correctly. He didn’t want your faces to be in view; the whole point of your Honey & Angel online activities was to remain anonymous. It was the voyeuristic aspect that got both of you going, even if no one tuned in to watch, the possibility that they could? It made you clench around him. 

He gives a pinch to your thigh, and you squeak in alarm, clenching around him as you hitch up, which just makes him guffaw. 

“Angel,” he reminds sternly.

“That shocked me,” you defended. 

He glances as he sees the chat stirring up again. 

[ sigmamale: This is boring. Do something??? ]

Eren curls his lips in distaste, scoffing as he focuses back on his homework. It was strange how both of you got a following when that wasn’t either of your intentions; this was purely for your pleasure. These randos should be considered lucky they were allowed to watch this — Eren huffs and puffs but the feeing of your boycunt wrapped around his dick is soothing him from replying.

[ tweety: Cockwarming? ]

“Nah, we’re both playing basketball.”

You nip at his jaw, reminding him to be nice as you give him a slow grind. 

[ 8.1inchesofdih: Angel always saving us from this buttface <3 ]

Eren licks the back of his teeth, his lips making a ‘tsk’ sound. That damn username always appears in your streams and they were so intent on you, your pleasure, your kindness towards these anonymous losers. His grip on your ass causes flesh to spill over his fingers and you groan into his ear, pressing your lips to his cheek as you peer into his eyes. 

“Does that boypussy feel good?” Eren pulls at the mounds of your ass apart and you eagerly perk your back out, giving the viewers the sight of temptation. Eren’s thick cock, halfway inside of you. The gleam of your slick and the slight lube of the condom slipping down to his balls, the tremor in your thighs as your asshole winks back at them, goading them to stare longer. To worship you for as long as they could — these livestreams weren’t exactly on some rigid schedule. Neither of you did this for the money — Eren found the idea of the viewers requesting things irritating. 

This, again, was just to fulfil your fantasies and his own. To be watched, so your love and burning lust could be admired. 

“Feels fucking amazing,” Eren replies in a low voice. He grasps your chin, thumb sweetly brushing some of the sweat away from your jaw as he presses his lips to yours. 

“You always feel so fucking good,” he groans into your mouth when you sink further. The wetness that’s gathered between your legs, your aching cock pulsing against the neat patch of pubic hair, the heat of your cunt and the feeling of your walls wrapped so deliciously around him. 

You brush your hands to his chest, pinching his nipple, which causes his hips to buck upwards. You grunt, biting down on your lower lip whilst suppressing your grin. 

 “Y - your homework.” 

Eren groans, hitching his head forward to the junction of your neck. The camera only catches a bit of his forehead, the stubborn locks of his brown hair briefly brushing along your shoulder before they hear your yelp and shove at his shoulder. 

“Don’t bite me there!” you squeal, laughing as he stubbornly curls his arms around your waist. His large hands are as greedy as ever. “Honey, I’m serious! A professor keeps staring - ah - at my neck because of you — oh shit,” your eyes flutter as he tongues over your pulse point, sending shivers down your spine and causing you to finally just sink and sheathe him fully inside of you. Both of you let out sighs of pleasure, Eren pausing his biting to help you adjust a bit; his cock was long enough to make you feel discomfort. Nothing too painful, just needed a few adjustments to make it more comfortable, and Eren had never, ever, complained about it. 

“Snug as a bug, angel?”

You moan in response, and he laughs. The sound cocky, biting, amused. If the livestream weren’t so erotic, your loyal viewers would have long cussed him out for being arrogant. 

“Mm, fuck, you’re in so deep,” you wrap your hands around his shoulders and melt against him. He hums, his chair creaking as he leans backwards a bit. 

[ sigmamale: Fuck, I would be jackhammering up into him rn ]

[ paizuri: Bet he’d be whining for it! ]

[  8.1inchesofdih: hurry up and finish your homework, asshole ]

Eren nearly barks out a laugh, but the way you slowly go limp against him placates his sarcastic replies. He feels your breathing smooth out, relishes in the way you trust him as your breath brushes softly against his neck. You had a long day and you were still so willing to help him out with his homework, keeping him motivated and determined to finish up so he could fuck you properly. 

For what seemed like forever, all the viewers could see was you, near immobile on Eren’s lap while his fingers worked deftly across his keyboard. The comments were sarcastically asking if this was some sort of porny study ASMR livestream, a few viewers left but eventually more poured in. 

Honey & Angel were live, doing a cockwarming stream that had been going for a while now. It gave time for your more loyal viewers to join, already used to Honey’s charming snarkiness as they went about their night routines. 

“Angel’s tired, let him get a bit more rest,” Eren said as he double-checked his work on his other monitor. “He’s had a busy day. He wants to be all soft and stretched out.” 

[ tweety: so nice of him ] 

“That’s why he’s called Angel.”

[ 8.1inchesofdih: your name’s honey but you’re as sweet as cow shit ]

“I will block you again. You know I’m talking to you — your usernames are so gross, I’m not saying it out loud,” Eren continues to argue with the viewer, and he grits his teeth as the user simply comments the rolling eye emojis. You’re still breathing softly against him, and he glances at his main monitor.

He had finished everything he needed to do. You did promise this was a reward for him. He was peeved by this viewer. 

Eren reaches between your thighs and rubs at your cock. It’s an awkward position for his hand to be in; he didn’t have that much wiggle room here without jostling you awake. But he’s careful, and Eren is nothing if not determined. He feels you clench around him, but you still haven't stirred awake, and Eren busies his mouth with your neck. 

The noises you make, cute and airy, as he continues his actions. One hickey, then another, nearly circling the column of your neck like a collar while your dick is beginning to twitch in between his knuckles. Your lips finally part, breath hitching as your limbs finally come to life. Hips jerking, thighs cinching and uncinching around him.

”Angel,” he calls out through the haze of your sleep. “Fuck, angel, you’re so handsome.”

”Ere —“ he shushes you just as he pinches your dick. You groan, hiding your face and muffling your sounds of pleasure by biting down on his shoulder. 

“Fuh — Fuck~” 

“You close?” he can feel you pulsing around him with a rhythm that only he knows. He knows you’re about to cum around his cock, but he just wanted to hear you say it. 

“Yes, yes, I’m going to cum!”

You’re so soft now. Eren’s cock bullying up into you shouldn’t make you moan this hard, but your pleasure was reaching its peak thanks to his teasing. Your neck would be covered in his marks, feel sensitive when you pressed a hand there tomorrow and be reminded of tonight. Eren cruelly leaves your cock alone, instead he opts to grip onto your hips.

You’re barely able to make sense of the loss of pressure around your dick before he guides you up and down his cock. The noises you make are pathetic, little ‘unh-unh-unhs’ escaping you as you dig your nails into his back. Eren hisses through his teeth, but other than that, he doesn’t allude to himself being in pain because of your actions. 

“Ha! Huh — Hun!” he smirks at the little bit of resistance. Usually when you were about to cum, he’d have to tell you to relax a bit so he could continue to pound into you but when you’ve cockwarmed him for this long? You were practically a fleshlight, getting thrusted into again and again, and Eren tells you this.

”Fucking perfect cocksleeve, so wet for me, so hard for me. That dick feel good, baby?”

You toss your head back, bracing your hand on his shoulder as you arch your back.

”Nuh-uh, don’t try to squirm away. You can take it,” Eren pulls you flush against him. You choke on your air, eyes widening as he firmly plants himself inside of you. 

You’re there. There’s a look on your face, your eyes going heavy lidded when you reach that state of bliss, of submission that he’s guided you to. This high that he relishes in, better than any drug he’d ever taken — not that he’d taken much to begin with, but why would he when he had you?

Your love, your body, your presence. 

Your sweat, your cum, your tears.

Your sweet voice, those whorish noises. 

“Hun — Honey,” your lips twitch into that lazy grin, and Eren glances over your shoulder just to make sure your face wasn’t in view. He grabs the back of your neck and hums, deep in his throat, pulling your face back to his neck. 

“I feel s’full.”

”I know you do, angel. My dick’s all the way in, making you feel good, yeah?”

The exhaustion from today, Eren’s low voice, his large hands grabbing and squeezing. The camera lens pointed your way, with your viewers watching. You just wanted to cum, again and again until you fell asleep. Full, content, taken care of by your Eren.

You nod, and when he moves you, you follow with minimal whining. Eren has your torso splayed out onto his desk, nudging the camera casually further to the right. Your legs are shaky, thighs drenched in slick, and Eren slips inside of you so easily it's as though he belongs right here. Filling you to the brim, thrusting into you. 

Your moans are louder now, even when you hide your face in the crook of your arms. Eren stares at the sight of your naked body, the curve of your spine, the marked neck, the ass that he’s been kneading. He feels a hot coil in his stomach, and Eren reaches underneath you to grab at your neck. Your moans are filthy, desperate, every barely there word being knocked out of you, coated in sin. 

Eren kisses you, and it’s as messy as ever. You can barely coordinate your lips, the pleasure of your cunt overtaking your senses and when you feel that pressure build and build and build you choke out that you’re going to cum. 

“Me too,” Eren pants out, keeping your back pressed to his chest as he continues his deep thrusts. 

“Come with me, angel?”

You nod, squinting at the direction of his second monitor. Your bodies pressed close, sheening in sweat under the lights of his monitor and the ambient lights, the chat going crazy as they praised and degraded both of you. 

It’s his kiss that undoes you. He murmurs a whisper to your bruised lips, something that causes your eyes to shut as pleasure washes over you.

”I love you so fucking much.”

Eren cums inside of the condom, inside of you, and you whimper in delight. You feel it fill up inside of you, and you shakily brace your arms onto his desk as he kisses your shoulders. 

“Are you okay?” you nod at him, panting as you try to catch your breath.

”Honey?” his green eyes find yours, he leans in and you turn to press your chest to his, wrapping your arms around him as you try to sync your heartbeats together. He holds you, stroking up and down your back.

”Thank you for that,” Eren murmurs to you. You chuckle, pressing a kiss to his cheek, then tilting his face towards you to kiss him again. 

“Are you tired?” you ask him. He shakes his head no, just as you expected. 

“Turns off the livestream, then fuck me to sleep?”

The last thing Jean sees is Eren walking towards the camera, his 8-inch dick swinging around like some hazardous object, and him curtly saying “thanks, good night” before the stream ends. He cusses Eren out, his dick plopping onto his stomach as he frustratedly clicks off from the website. 

“I was so close to nutting, bro!” 

[jeankirsteinsgrlfrnd]

Hello! Could you do aot boys being married to a woman with blonde hair and blue eyes and when they have a baby they come out with the same features as her? Tysm! Love your work

eren was positive the baby would come out looking like him. so much, he even put a $5 bet on it. so, you’re five dollars richer but that’s okay, cause he feels rich enough with you two. he also makes a joke about how armin might be the dad but you don’t find it funny.

jean cries when your baby is born, seeing how much they resembles their mother. but they’re all happy tears, of course. the prettiest thing in the world to him made another pretty thing. he’s blessed.

connie’s a little sad that the baby didn’t come out looking anything like him. he always envisioned his baby being a carbon copy of him but nooo, now he has to watch another version of you wreak havoc instead of a lil connie.

armin can’t say he’s surprised about the blonde hair and blue eyes. you guys all kind of look extremely related, lmao. there’s no denying who this baby belongs to.

levi curses you and your weirdly strong genetics but he loves his daughter so, so much. he says that you should be prepared though, because “if she looks like you, does that mean she’s going to act like me?”

zeke claims that the baby looks more like him than it does you. he insists that she gets her looks from her daddy and that’s why she’s such a cutie patootie.

erwin and you fuss over who the baby looks like more. erwin eventually gives in and agrees with you, that the baby is your look-like. but he tells everyone they get their looks from papa.

porco thinks your baby looking like you is both the greatest and funniest thing ever. he thinks they’re beautiful and is so proud of you for birthing his child. what’s funny to him is that, of course you just basically gave birth to yourself. he thinks you’re a witch and did it on purpose (jokingly ofc.)

reiner is a big blubbering mess when the baby comes out looking just like you. he claims it’s the most beautiful thing he’s seen (besides you). you tell him you think it looks like him and it makes him cry harder.

bertholdt loves that baby so much. he tells everyone how much it looks like you. he’s a really sentimental kind of guy about it, taking a billion pictures, saving the baby’s first haircut, etc. one time, the two of you came out wearing matching outfits on easter and he just about cried seeing you and mini-you.

[zeketarion]

please write more about Zeke from Dina's perspective it breaks my heart so much I love it

while passing by zeke's room dina's hands were heavy with books, some of the past and some of the present. she couldn't help but peak her head in, noticing that the boy had his back turned, too occupied by his toys. a soft, plush monkey, a wooden horse and a carved house. "zeke?" she called, the sound of his mother's voice was enough to make zeke turn around. "mommy?" he turned around on his knees, face chubby with reddened cheeks and clear eyes; adorable would be an understatement. it made dina's heart clench, he was so innocent—unaware of the world before him. he was eldia's savior but not only that…he was her baby. laying the books near the doorframe dina walked over to sit with her son, petting his hair. "are you hungry?" she found herself asking, feeling him lean into his mother's soft touch. "nooo…" zeke answered. she laughed, her expression quickly souring at the distant reminder that she would feed him to the wolves soon enough. she tried to reason with herself; that this was his life's purpose.

what he was born for, grisha said it himself and she never questioned his word. her stomach bubbling with uncertainty as she fought amidst herself subconsciously. her son would become one of marley's playthings, able to shift into a titan if he was lucky. she could envision it now, his blonde hair wet with ice-cold water, thrown onto him to cool him while marleyan doctors cut into him for all his superiors to see.

it made her gag, much to zeke's confusion. another reminder that he was oblivious to everything.

[fictionalreads]

Found Season 2 Episode 1

Gabi

Picking up right where we left off I see.

Oh shit how does she know Gabi took Sir.

Oh Lacey told her.

So he really was there in those flashbacks?

Now why would you go alone?

Lacey

Ah shit she put up a fight.

I ain’t see a body so I don’t believe she’s dead.

See? She ain’t dead.

Margaret

I hope we find something about her son this season.

Petty/Angry Margaret? Lowkey here for it. As long as they don’t drag it out over the whole season. I can take it for a while but no resolution all season is gonna drive me crazy.

Focus. Use those superpowers for Lacey.

Trent

Damn he on a warpath

He’s murderous now.

Does he not know? I can’t remember.

He doesn’t know. Will he know? Oh shit she’s telling him. I don’t think he’ll arrest her.

He ain’t gonna arrest her.

Dhan

Love him.

Dhan has always been with the shits. Why would he not be okay with her killing Sir?

Awe he’s losing his family and he’s losing it. I hope he gets to keep some part of it.

Zeke

NOOO ZEKE

I don’t accept if. It’s when he wakes up.

See?! He woke up.

KEEP THE FAITH ZEKE

Miscellaneous

AND WE’RE BACK

I forgot how much I missed this show.

What’s the other detective’s name again? I like her.

I’m confused.

[expirisims]

Back to the Daily Grind

Zeke's looking for scraps in the morning.

Oh boy...Why do I feel another baby explosion coming up!

Looks like everyone is back to work after the day off. Jennifer is after a promotion. She just needs a few more charisma skill points.

Aww yay! It's always good to see my simmies progressing while I'm in another household.

Nothing wrong with cereal for dinner.

Aw man, it looks like something has been into the trash.

Some sims aging up!

Ooooh Nooo!! I forgot it was the full moon! OMG...he's creeping right outside the bedroom window, just in time for Halloween!

And in our living room!! I did NOT condone this! Get out Sir! And then I'm locking the door!

[fjdnsh]

thoughts on simulacra stories, change in mc's lore and aesperia's main story skip

im late on this one probably (and this is more of a ramble) but i created a new acc yesterday and said a lot of wtfs to the changes made in the first part of aesperia's mq (im currently otw to banges).

i mean i did like that shirli accompanied us from the start of waking up till the end of exploring the ruins cuz' 1. more shirli time helps establish a bond between her and mc, 2. zekes initial reaction to shirli disobeying fits in the scene better now

tbh i did miss the part where we fly up the sky and shoot a plane/skyship(?) down during the assault cuz i thought that was cool, and i liked it better when franz didnt straight up say zeke is connected to the heirs and he didnt almost spill what time retracement was all about- LIKE, FRANZ SHOULDVE STAYED AS A DISCRETE/SECRETIVE CHARACTER WHO KNOWS MORE THAN WHAT HE LETS ON

and i think it disrupts mc's lore a bit cuz in the old version we had gone through our first time retracement there in hykros and have realized with the second one in claire's quest that mc is currently the only one in the game who isnt affected by time retracement/remembers the past timelines, (mc's connection to time retracement is important i feel) pointing out the motifs here

i also noticed that they added more emphasis on the mystery of mc's identity with shirli continously questioning it and franz (and elric probably) having his suspicions(?) i like that they changed "mc being part of district 9" to "mc being part of an unknown district but will work with district 9 for now"

defintely making a seperate post to ramble about mc's lore more

i started spewing extra wtfs in the events afterwards, CUZ SERIOUSLY WHAT. it felt like i got hit with a pan after that dialogue with franz about uploading the memories 😭 then all of a sudden im going to vera, LIKE WHAT IN THE AIDA IS GOING ON.

i did realize eventually that the story was skipped for some reason, so i watched a vid the next day to get it cleared up. this change was terrible really 😭 maybe convinient for some older players (who like me, intended to get things done quick upon creating a new acc) but not for newcomers, cuz it ruins the flow of the story and the surprise of entering new places gradually.

its a better experience to slowly connect with characters as the journey progresses instead of suddenly meeting a bunch of em in the middle of the desert like "am i suppose to know who you are already??"

(ALSO THEY REMOVED COBALT B FROM THE START AND FRANZ GAVE US THE VEHICLE INSTEAD NOOO. this contradicts her simulacra side story, as it was emphasized there that they had met before and we meet her again in mirroria)

speaking of which, i feel that the simulacra stories shouldve been integrated into the main story instead of it being on the side for players to come back later (ig i just enjoy lining up the plot in order instead of it being out of sequence)

yes i understand that the mq would take longer if they did that BUT THE FUTURE INTERACTIONS WITH CHARACTERS WOULD MAKE MORE SENSE/FEEL NATURAL

like something twitches in my brain when i think about how much i love the reunion of shirli and zeke but realize its a side story LIKE WHY. THE REASON MC ACCOMPANIED SHIRLI ON THIS TRIP WAS CUZ THEY NEEDED TO FIND THIS MAN AND DRAG HIS ASS BACK TO ASTRA AND YOURE TELLING ME ITS A MF SIDE STORY 😭 I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE POINT OF THE PLOT.

also is it just me or the simulacra stories have better "atmosphere/mood" than the mq? like i love the camera shots and angles during dialouge sequences and cutscenes, and mc seems to have more reactions/personality? i need more of them 😔💚 and i will continue to ramble on a different post.

[humanitys-strongest-bamf]

and to make civilian!reader not seeing Levi until after the war sadder… Levi was out there babysitting Zeke for a month and then god knows how long it took for him to get back to Paradis after the war ends 🫠🫠

NOOO i'm so sad fr, at that point, reader just probably assumes he's dead 😭😭😭

[liopleurodean]

Season 9, Episode 3: I'm No Angel

Interesting

Oh boy

Cas?

Heh. Clarence

Yes. Absolutely

Uh oh

Whoa!

Dead guy robe <3

Supply run?

Ew

Aw, Sam, you do care!

Exactly

What.

That was never in question

Yeah, me too

Makes sense. Nothing else to do

Heh.

Right

This is so gonna end well

What is happening?

Whoa!

Poor guy

It's a lead

Whoa! Right next to Omaha!

Eyo! My town is on that map!

Not good

Because they know what it's like

Definitely

Cas.

Yeah...

He won't get that

Close your eyes, Cas

Uh oh

Spooky

Yup

Just a cut, that can be fixed rather quickly

That'll tip off Dean

Mm, yeah

Yup.

I forgot about that

Indiana?

Why do I know that

Ooh, is that a chili dog?

Choices, Cas. I think this one is more important

Oh, Cas

Your Dayton operative is dead

I feel like I know that actress

Don't shoot the messenger

Cas.

Wow

Sensory overload

Interesting

Oh, girl

Yeah

Don't burst her bubble, Cas

Wow.

Cas would love to believe that

Interesting choice

Unfortunately

Like a virus

Check it out, could be a clue

They got the good part

Yikes

That's concerning

Oh, Cas...

Yeah

Thank you

That's the someone listening

Surprisingly

A lead

They're getting closer, at least

Sopping, pathetic little man. I can see why he's a popular blorbo

Good for her

Definitely

Something like that

Sure

Yeah...

I have that as a sticker

They don't even know they have a tail

...or maybe they do

Nice

Good for you, Cas

Honey, if you knew

Sure

Massage time

Is Cas gonna get some?

Huh.

Wow

She's KIA

No kidding

He wasn't exactly wrong

Not before the Winchesters do

Oh, Cas

Interesting pillow talk

Cas.

They probably could

Smooth

Uh oh

Zeke is MIA

There we go

It's an idea

That was just fun

He's not indestructible

That's because they're sharp

He's not

His grace

Why would he do that?

True

For his life, apparently

Uh oh

There we go

Cas!

The voice break 😭

Oh, Dean...

Ezekiel

He really just picked Cas over Sam

To be fair, circumstances were weird

Okay

Yeah, it's a long story

He's done it before

Okay then

I really want to try it

Yup

Sam's face 😂

And more than excitement

The strippers, Dean.

Right

DEAN

HE HAD THE ANGEL BLADE

I mean. She's dead now, so...

Aw, Cas

Dean 😂

No, he won't

Right...

When will Sam be okay?

Burritos are awesome

Oh no...

That makes this so much worse

Nooo

[90sbee]

the rest of the livestreaming of me mourning and crying abt gays below:

i can't handle the baby part animated. fuck this anime.

ymir should have been at the club

armin is such a loser. relatable.

zeke is breaking my heart. as usual.

jean, you own my heart.

eren fans dni 😔 (kidding but ugjgjdjd !!!)

.... HOLT FUCKK

MIKASA BABY I COULD TREAT U BETTER !!!!

the cabin scene holy shit. holy shit. holy shit

god... the armin and eren scenes... my shipper heart simply won't. handle that.

yeah i'm crying. sorry they should have ended up together

SORRY MY ELECTRIC HEATER DIED THE MOMENT ARMIN PUNCHED EREN. THE COMEDIC TIMING JDKDKDA. okay now back to tearing up abt these gays

eren such a simp. relatable.

OH ARMIN BABYY NOOO NOOOoooa </3

ohhh fucK OFFFF

THISBIS TOXIC YAOI KDKDLDDKS.

damn they could have kissed. that was so fucking gay.

IN DONE IM DONE WITH THEIR GAY ASSES OJ GOD OJ GOD OJ GOD FUCKGIGNG HOD IM SOBBING SOBBING SOBBING SO FUCKING MUCH

hange and erwinm currently killing nyself

historia <\3 hitch </3

reiner and the letter DUDE DJFF DISHUSTIJG JDFKDD

oh gid. the levi scene oh god

oh god oj gododfhffdkfiddkdsd NOOO NOOOOO

WHAT THE HEKL WHAT TJEBFUCK

OH god tje scrff oj god. cqnt blame him SHE LOOKS SO GOOD

.... i'm gonna need three months to mentally recover from this

also the post rumbling levi fic i had written. yeah i should touch that again and edit it and post it soon. and continue crying abt this btw.

do i really want to watch the aot episode. do i really want to.

[ackermans-freedom-inc]

It is 6:30 in the morning. I’m getting ready for work and the forst thing to pop up on my dash is Tempest AND I ABSOLUTELY LOVED IT

thank u for making me horny at this ungodly hour lmAO but im also feeling very soft bc mike is staying for cuddles 🥰🥰 i love the cuddles especially if its with mike 🥺🥺

NOOO NOT 6:30am!!!!

I am so glad you like it!!! I hope you’re having a great day at work and I am SO SORRY for putting u in such a position so early in the morning! 🤭🤭

I love soft cuddly mike too!! Hehe hes...hes best man

[exactlyonebear]

Screenshot redraw. I needed a nice personal project to get lost in.

[fictionalreads]

Found Season 2 Episode 2

Lacey

Poor young Lacey.

Please be smart about this. If you run immediately you’ll most likely get caught and never get another chance.

SMART GIRL

NOOO NOT HER HEAD

Gabby

Now one thing I know about Sir is that he hates dirty things. Why would you think he’d put something in the trash can?

Of course he’s watching you.

Don’t come for Margaret.

Oh no. She went to talk to her before realizing she’s not there.

Trent is gonna be mad for a while.

Who the fuck is that?

SIRS BROTHER

Sir

What the hell happened to him? Do we know and my brain just ain’t braining?

He’s spiraling.

Oh shit he’s there.

He got the fuck on didn’t he?

Damn he really hate his brother.

Fuck him being there clues him in that they knew where he is.

Margaret

Why can’t you focus? Too mad?

PEOPLE Why are y’all not giving your attention to the missing baby?

YOU TELL ‘EM MARGARET

Guess your sense thing works just fine with Gabi.

Oh it’s back.

Zeke

Something is wrong. Why won’t you admit that?

Why don’t you

Baby Reign

See this why people don’t go to the doctor. They don’t listen. But some of them aren’t at fault, they’re just overworked.

Oh shit her body was attacking the baby. That can’t feel good to know.

What the hell? I’ll m so confused. Maybe the sister had something to do with it? Cause it has to be somebody on the inside.

NO BABY GIRL DO NOT DO THAT

Miscellaneous

Oh no. Not a newborn. That’s too sad.

LMAO Zeke she with the shits she wants you to get the footage.

Shaker saying “that’s my cue” was great timing

I love Dhan.

[yourfavouriteprettyboy]

.

[tof-writings]

Sorry if it's too much..but Zeke with sfw alphabet?

Zeke SFW Alphabet

An: ZEKE!!! BEST BOY!! I LOVE HIM!! YES!! If you want Zeke from the trailer which we see like a second of him..(it'll be like a reunion and all) re send the ask and I'll do it!!

A = FFECTION [How affectionate are they? How do they show affection? Do they enjoy PDA?]

Zeke would be a bit affectionate, but in his own way! He'd make sure you're fine after battles and patch you up if you aren't! He's not much on PDA.. probably when you two are alone he'd be more affectionate.

B = EAUTY [What is their favorite part of their partner. Body part, trait, anything?]

His favorite thing of his S/O? Either their eyes, smile, or just their voice. He probably loves to listen to you talk (unless it's not nonsense/hj) and just to look into your eyes..and make a small smile whenever he sees you smile so happily!!

C = OMFORT [How do they comfort their partner? Ex. after a panic attack or bad dream?]

This man would try and comfort you, but knows personal boundaries and won't push them. He is respectful of you!! He would help and be gentle, but he'd also be a bit confused. (Idk..either he doesn't know..or he somehow does from taking care of Shirli?)

D = EVOTED [How devoted are they in a relationship?]

He is pretty devoted. He would be loyal and can be a really in love guy, he just doesn't show it. He is awestruck from you!!

E = NDING [If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?]

Oh nooo..how he would do it? He would probably go somewhere nice, maybe the outskirts of Astra Shelter and have a few nice seconds and minutes together..before absolutely breaking his and your heart. He would be pretty quiet.

"..I'm sorry, Wanderer. I just feel like it's right. This is my goodbye, and my wishes for you to find someone better."

F = UTURE [What is their ideal future with an s/o? Marriage? How would they be domesticly?]

After all this Heirs of Aida and Shirli is saved, he would probably want to have a break, hang out with you.. probably get married with you! He would smile a few times when he does, and behind the scenes, Nemesis is trying to calm down a bawling Zeke.

G = ENTLE [How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?]

Zeke is probably really gentle! He might have some rough edges, but he's fine! If you see is model..he has his abs showing..(omg he's so fine) so he'd probably be a bit strong. mentally? He would be gentle, probably saying stuff more gently to you and feeling he isn't Astra Shelter's leader and he can calm down for a few..

H = UGS [Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?]

His hugs are pretty strong, but is caring! He would hug as goodbye if he has to do something away from you, or he missed you after you went somewhere. He does it in times when you need to separate from each other or when he knows something might happen.

I = NTUNE [How intune are they with their s/o's emotions? Can they read their s/o well?]

He probably could tell your emotions. He notices small details! (Good or bad..) He can tell the small scrunch of your eyebrow, and the twitch of your lip. He is quite all knowing at small details.

J = EALOUSY [How jealous do they get? What do they do when they���re jealous?]

I feel he won't get too jealous. He would get a bit tense if someone tries to flirt with you. People probably know about your relationship, or not, so they might know to back off because..who wouldn't be intimidated by a towering man with red eyes and muscles??

K = ISSES [Good kisser? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?]

This man probably is good at kissing, but most times it's like a quick peck. He loves to kiss you on your lips though. For where he'd like to be kissed? Probably also on the lips, or his cheek. (Extra: if it's like a almost suicide mission, he'd probably get so scared..poor baby,, and would 100% kiss you so deeply that it'll make you loose your breath, he just was so scared!! :( )

L = LOVE LANGUAGE [What is their love language? Gift giving? Quality time?]

Love language of his? Probably quality time! He just likes to be near you, it makes him feel calm knowing you're right there and you aren't gone.

M = MEMORIES [What are their favorite memories with their s/o or family?]

Some favorite memories? If you and Shirli are close, probably watching you and Shirli just have fun together, running around and making boring tasks fun! Another favorite? Probably seeing you were waiting for him, and you fell asleep. You looked so peaceful, and he couldn't help but smile.

N = ICKNAMES [What do they call their partner?]

He wouldn't really use nicknames, mostly your name. Rarely he might use dear, love, or my (name).

O = PEN [When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?]

He slowly reveals it. If you do the main quest, if I remember quickly he tells you pieces of it? (SCREW SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS..I WANNA REMEMBER MY BBG ZEKE)

P = ATIENCE [How easily angered are they?]

He's patient, but also can get angry a bit fast if you say something specific, or too close to home.

Q = UALITY TIME [How would they spend time with a partner? What are dates like?]

He'd love to just be in your presence, even if you two do different things. He would be sweet with dates, bringing you around simple places, walking around Astra, so and so.

R = ANDOM HEADCANON

He probably would love to do your hair. He seems like the best at doing it. If you do his hair? He might keep it in for a bit, but he might get slightly embarrassed and take it down.

S = ECURITY [How protective are they?]

He's protective, but not in an overbearing way. He will protect you in fights. Do you see those cutscenes where he fights!? Bro is majestic..(except when he was a follower..bbg missed so many times..)

T = TINY ONES [How do they feel about kids? How would they act with kids?]

He probably has a soft side to them, reminding him of Shirli when she was young.

U = UPSET [How do they act after a fight? Would they be the first to apologize?]

He would be a bit tense and would be stiff with his words. He wouldn't really apologize first, mostly going for a walk and clearing his head. After that, he would apologize. He doesn't want to hold grudges with you at all.

V = ALUE [How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?]

This relationship to them is important! But also he wouldn't like it sometimes because the tradition of killing someone close to you if they're becoming an aberrant..he dealt with Shirli becoming Nemesis..he would probably try his damnest to save you too, though. It's pretty strong, he loves you dearly, and you are at a tie with Shirli on how important you are to him. (I really feel like we would be #1 but.. Atlas..)

W = HOLE [Would they feel incomplete without you? What is their worst fear, what causes a hole in their heart?]

He would 100% feel incomplete. He just feels something missing without you, like everything is so bland. His worst fear? Having to kill you if you fall into aberrant hands. He gets so scared, that you shouldn't be surprised if you see him coming over, saying he just wants to see you..you always know he thought of that, and you reassure him. (Man almost died from something every wanderer has dealt with..like wanderer has been through hell and back and he almost DIES from one hit..sorry bbg)

X = XENOS [What is something about them that is strange? Something that most wouldn't like]

He always has a blank face most time. He never really shows much emotion. His voice is nice, but it doesn't show much emotion also. You need to study every detail of him to find stuff about him.

Y = ANK [What do they do that makes their partner mad? That makes one wanna yank they ass?]

In the main quest..(SPOILER) in Warren snowfield..bbg was hurt and you told him to stay, and he still went??! HE DOESN'T LISTEN MUCH IF IT INCLUDES SHIRLI, HE WILL 100% RISK HIS LIFE TO SAVE SHIRLI..(AND YOU!!)

Z = ZZZ [What are their sleeping habits? Do they snore? Is the schedule fucked up?]

Sleeping habits..he overworks himself sometimes, but he sleeps at a schedule. he snores sometimes whenever he knows it's safe, showing he is relaxed. He probably sleeps on his back or something.