#nora x ruby

[celticcatgirl2]

“I’ll go with her to fix Amity Tower…”

“Can…can we kiss on the lips?”

[rachetmathart]

RBYN Cheating?

Oscar: Ruby!

Ruby: Hey Oscar Wh-

Oscar: don't play innocent. I saw you. 

Ruby: What?

Oscar: I saw you kiss Jaune on the lips.

Ruby: *confused*

Nora: Ren come on.

Ren: Nora I don't want to talk right now.

Nora: Ren what's wrong? Why are you upset?

Ren: Don't play dumb Nora I saw what you and Jaune were doing.

Nora: What? What are -

Ren: After all we've been through Nora. I'm sorry about Atlas but kissing Jaune because of that is wrong. And you know it. How could you use him like that?

Nora: *confused* what the f*** are you talking about?!

Yang: Blake!

Blake: I don't want to talk to you Yang!

Yang: Oh so we're playing that game?! Really!?

Blake: Oh don't play victim now! I saw everything!

Yang: Oh so we're lying now?! Okay, I'll bite.  What did I do Blake?

Blake: I saw you kissing Jaune.

Yang: Wait… wait what?

Blake: Don't play dumb now! I saw-

Yang: Woah- woah- woah! Hold the hell up! I saw you kissing Jaune.

Blake: What? No. I wouldn't do that to you or Jaune.

Yang: And I didn't do it.

Nora: Okay so I am confused right now. What is happening?

Oscar: I saw Ruby kiss Jaune.

Ren: I saw Nora kiss Jaune.

Yang: Ruby really?

Ruby: No I didn't.

Nora: Neither did I.

Blake: So-

Weiss: Hey. 

Ruby: Weiss -

Weiss: Spare me the lies, you harlots. How come I saw all Ruby, Nora, Blake and Yang kiss Jaune.

RNBY: *confused*

Oscar: Okay something is off.

Ren: Besides Weiss knowing where Jaune is at all times yeah.

Weiss: *blushes* Shut up.

Jaune: Hi everyone. 

Weiss: Jaune I am so sorry. 

Jaune: For what?

Oscar: Well it seems Ruby, Nora, Bl-

Jaune: Stop. Look where's Emerald?  Where is she?

Everyone else is even more baffled by the demand.

Ruby: Emerald? 

Emerald: What?

Ruby: Can you come here?

Emerald joins the group.

Emerald: What's the issue?

Ruby: Well Jaune want-

Jaune: *kisses Emerald on the lips out of nowhere*

RWYNOL: *caught off guard*

Blake: *blushes*

Emerald: *completely flustered*

Jaune: *let's off* Yep it was you.

RWBYNRO: What?!

Emerald: How did-

Jaune: First you're a bad actor. 

Emerald: Hey.

Jaune: Second, you knew where I was going because I told you after you kept calling me a couple of times.

Emerald: Okay. 

Jaune: But mainly no matter how good of an actor you are, the taste of your lips are the same.

Emerald: Oh. 

Jaune: So. Were you doing all this for a prank or were you-

Emerald: *kisses Jaune in return for a minute*

Jaune: Oh. Um.

Emerald: *blushes* I was… … but I then… I started to enjoy it. A little too much. 

Jaune: … …. ..

Emerald: Anyways girls I'm sorry. I-

Ruby: It's cool.

Nora: Don't do it again.

Yang: Never do it again.

Blake: Live and learn.

Emerald: Anyways I'll be upstairs. Later.

Jaune: Hey Emerald.

Emerald: Hm.

Jaune: *whispers in Emerald's ear and makes her blush even harder*

Emerald: *softly talks to Jaune's ear in response*

Emerald: *walks off*

Ren: Um Jaune?

Jaune: Hm.

Ren: What was that just now?

Jaune: Nothing important. Anyways I'm going upstairs. Later. *walks off*

Oscar: Um… Ruby.

Ruby: I have a movie we can watch together. I’ll forgive you if you bake me some cookies. 

Oscar: Okay.

Ren: The usual.

Nora: Every favor. Extra syrup.

Yang: Wanna just go out to eat.

Blake: Sure, I’ll pay. Want to come with us, Weis?

Weiss: No way I’ll be third wheel. I’ll- *scroll rings and check it*

Weiss: *shocked*

Weiss: Um… you know what I’ll just be upstairs for a moment. Just pick me up something. 

Yang: What do you plan on doing?

Weiss: I got things I want to do. Have fun you two and Ruby make sure to turn the volume up. High.

Ruby: You sure.

Weiss: Positive. Bye. *heads upstairs*

Blake and Yang: *leave*

Yang: Blake is she-

Blake: Mm-hmm

Yang: So does that mean Jaune-

Blake: Mm-hmm. 

Yang: Damn

[arc-misadventures]

Himmel Logic

Nora: You can't tell me what to do, Jaune! I don't wanna eat my vegetables!

Jaune: But, this is what, Himmel would have done.

Nora: ...

Nora: Yeah... it's what he would have done.

Nora: Nom!

Nora: Hmm. You know what... they're actually not that bad!

Jaune: Atta girl~!

Yang: What the?

~~~

Blake: I can't go to sleep yet, Jaune! I need to find out what the, White Fang are up to!

Jaune: It's what the hero, Himmel would have done.

Blake: Yeah... Yeah, it's what, Himmel would have done... Imma.. Imma go to bed now...

Jaune: Good night, Blake.

Blake: Good night, Himmel...

Yang: What? There's no way that would...?!

Blake: Zzzz...

Yang: The hell?

~~~

Cinder: I have done it! I finally have the, Maiden powers! And, at last I can finally act my revenge upon the world!

Yang: Shit! She's too strong! What are we going to do.

Jaune: I know what to do!

Yang: That's great! What are you going to... Wait?! You're not going to say...?!

Jaune: Cinder!

Cinder: What do you want you fool! Here to play the white knight!, and be a hero?!

Jaune: This isn't what the hero, Himmel would have done!

Yang: Oh come on! That's not going to work!

Cinder: ...

Cinder: (Sniff.)

Cinder: Your right... this isn't what he would have done...

Yang: Excuse me...?

Cinder: I surrender... I'm sorry for what I've done...

Jaune: Himmel would have been proud of you.

Cinder:(Sniff) Y-You really think so...?

Jaune: I know he would have.

Yang: ...?!

Yang: What the hell was that?!

~~~

Yang: Jaune?!

Jaune: Oh hey, Yang. What's up?

Yang: Okay! Explain yourself! Why are you always saying, 'This is what, Himmel would have done!' You've said that to so many people, and they've actually done the thing they were ignoring! You got, Nora to eat her vegetables, Blake to get some sleep, you used it to get a terrorist, Cinder fall to surrender. Hell, you even used it on yourself when, Cardin was beating you down to get back up, and fight!

Jaune: Is there something wrong with that?

Yang: He burst into tears, and gave up the match! I don't get it, what's going on?!

Jaune: 'Himmel Logic.'

Yang: 'Himmel Logic?'

Jaune: Yeah, 'Himmel Logic.'

Yang: The hell does that mean?

Jaune: It's simple, 'Himmel Logic' is a simple thing: 'This a what a hero would do." Seldom is it a grand thing such as defeating a monster, and saving the day. It's the simple things such as eating your vegetables, helping out someone in need, getting some sleep. Simple things that anyone could have done. The phrase: 'This is what Himmel would have done.' Is merely a catalyst to inspire others to do the right thing.

Yang: That's... That's stupid.

Jaune: It may be, but it works. Look, why don't you try it out on, Ruby. She's been evading her homework for working on, Crescent Rose. Maybe, if you apply, 'Himmel Logic' to it, she'll go, and do it.

Yang: There's no way that will work...

Jaune: Perhaps, but this is what, Himmel would have done.

Yang: Ughh... fine! Fine, I'll try it out on, Ruby. But, if this fails you can never use... 'Himmel Logic' again!

Jaune: I'll take that bet.

Yang: Haa... Okay, here goes nothing...

~~~

Yang: Ruby how goes your homework?

Ruby: Homework? Pff... I haven't been working on that. my baby needs work done! I finally figured out how to make her a semi-automatic rifle!

Yang: But, it's important that you get that done, Ruby.

Ruby: Pff... Who cares about that silly report when I have this beauty before me!

Yang: But it's worth three percent of our grade!

Ruby: Who cares.

Yang: But... Oh gods... The hero... Himmel would have done so...

Ruby: ...

Ruby: That's true.

Yang: W-What?

Ruby: Crescent Rose, can wait, I got to finish my homework.

Yang: ...

Yang: What the fuck?!

~~~

Yang: Jaune?!

Jaune: Hey, Yang. How did it go?

Yang: It worked?! It fucking worked! I said, 'The hero, Himmel would have done so. And, she put, Crescent Rose to the side, and is working on her homework! She never puts her baby away when she's working on it! No matter what we do, she won't put that thing away when she starts working on it! But, I say that one stupid line, and boom! She put her gun away, and is now doing her homework! What the fuck?!

Jaune: Himmel is a hero. A true hero. His actions were noble, pure of heart, and always done out of a sense of selflessness. Because of this he became such an great example of what a true a hero is. That his example inspired others to do what is right. As I told you before: Even if it's the little things, it's what a hero would have done.

Yang: Grr...! I hate the fact that you are right about what you said... It's stupid, and makes no sense!

Jaune: Yes it does.

Yang: I know it does! That's why I hate it!

Jaune: Ha-haha~!

Yang: Well, you know what, Himmel would have done, Jaune?

Jaune: What?

Yang: Himmel would have done her~!

Jaune: Ahh.. Yang... This is what, Himmel tried to do so... He showered her in love, and affection, it's just that she never knew what love was until it was too late for them to experience it together... But, I have time... Plenty of time to make her understand, that she is loved, and that I love her.

Weiss: Hmm?

Weiss: Why are you staring at me? Is there something on my face, Jaune?

Jaune: No, there's nothing on your beautiful face, Weiss. Nothing at all, but perfection,

Weiss: Oh good.

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Haa... You know, the guy isn't always the dense one.

Yang: It's rare, but it's been know to happen...

Yang: ...

Yang: Wait, hold on...? You used, 'Himmel Logic' on me to convince, Ruby to do her homework!

Jaune: And, it worked.

Yang: You bastard!

[reashot]

RWBY Vs. RNJR

Team RWBY:

Ruby: Why won't you girls listen to me? I'm your leader! 😭

Weiss: Nevah! I reject your authoritah. It's bad enough that I have to be in the same team with an animal. And also there's no way I'm going to take orders from someone that only got here by being lucky.

Blake: Hey! I'm totes going to post this online you raycist ice bitch! Have fun getting cancelled.

Yang: Can't we all just get along. UwU...

Team RNJR:

Ruby: C'mon gang! A team that sleeps together is a team that fights together. 😘

Nora: You heard the boss lady. Pants down, dicks up everyone!

Jaune: Yes dear...

Ren: Can we please limit it to just two sessions?

[superiorsturgeon]

Oscar: …I now pronounce you husband and wife! 😌

Jaune/Pyrrha: *turn to their friends and family with linked arms* 😄 ♥️💛♥️💛

Weiss: Throw the bouquet! 💐

Pyrrha: Oh! Of course…! 😲

RWBYNE: *assemble in anticipation*

Pyrrha: *carefully stretches her shoulder*

Pyrrha: *swings her arm to warm it up*

Pyrrha: *lifts her leg and winds up her entire body* 😠

Jaune: …uh…Pyr…? You’re only supposed to gently toss- 😟

Pyrrha: *launches her bouquet into the crowd at high speed like a major-league pitcher throwing a fastball*

RWBYNE: *scattered like bowling pins during a strike* 🫨 🎳

Jaune: 😱

Oscar: 😨

Ren: 🤦

Pyrrha: I’m sorry! 😰

RWBYNE: *lying in a heap on the floor* 😵‍💫

Winter: *notices flower petals falling from above*

Winter: *looks up* 😕 ?

Winter: *catches the smoldering remains of Pyrrha’s bouquet* 💐

Winter: 😳

[moistmailman]

Pyrrha, a naturally competitive girl playing monopoly: Hahah! How does it feel to kiss my butt?

NRRWBY:.......*looks at Jaune*

Jaune:....what?

NRRWBY:.......

Jaune:....*blushes*

[howi99]

The "King" of Teachers 1

(a crack fic)

Yang: I heard we are getting a new Prof for Grimm studies.

Ruby: *curious* What happened to professor Port?

Yang: *shrug* Maybe he took his retreat?

_ meanwhile _

Port: *beating up a bunch of grimm with his fist, reaping and tearing until it's done* AHAHAHAH!! I FEEL ALIVE!!!

_ _ _

Weiss: *pensive* He was kinda old...

Jaune: *sweating profusely* Please be my dad, please be my dad-

Pyrrha: *worried* Jaune? What's wrong?

Jaune: *panicking* The new professor is one of my parents and i don't know which- *feeling a sense of dread overwhelming him* ... *Gulp* H-hi mom...

Everyone: *look at the woman who "appeared" next to Jaune* !?!

Mama Arc: *sigh* I see, this is how low this school has fallen. *Looking down at her son* Not even noticing my presence until you pointed it out. *Shake her head, a look of contempt adorning her face* Truly, how deplorable.

Weiss: *frown* Now lis- *register who is in front of her* -ten... *Blink, look at Jaune then at the woman then back at Jaune* D-did you say mom?

Jaune: *slowly nodding his head, trying to make himself as small as possible* Y-yes?

Weiss: *blink again* But that's-

Mama Arc: *glaring at Weiss* Have i given you the permission to talk?

Weiss: *sitting back down, looking straight towards the blackboard* S-sorry!

Mama Arc: ... Good.

*pick up Jaune in her arm*

*walk towards the blackboard, Jaune still in her arms*

*sit on her chair, Jaune now sitting on her lap*

Artoria: *in a booming voice* I AM THE KING OF STORMS, LEADER OF THE KNIGHT OF THE ROUND TABLE. MY NAME IS ARTORIA PENDRAGON AND HE *hug Jaune with a gentle smile* Is my pride and joy~!

Jaune: *Hiding his face in pure embarrassment* This is the end, my punishment...!

Yang: ... *Whispering to Weiss* She's kinda intense.... *Frown, looking at Blake* Blak-

Blake: *Blushing madly* Sh-she's so h-hot~

Ruby: Knight of the round table? Who's that?

Weiss: *nervously* They are Vale's best huntsmen and huntresses.

Artoria: *glaring towards team RWBY's group* I don't remember giving you the permission to talk, did i?

Team RWBY: *stop talking, all scared for their-*

Jaune: *stammering his words* M-mom, S-stop being mean to m-my friends!

Artoria: ... *Beaming hugging her son even more* Of course darling~! But i still need them to listen if they don't want to end up *censored for brutal depictions of death* or *censored for even worse depiction of death* during missions!

Everyone: *completely horrified*

Cardin: *vomiting in the trash can*

Weiss: *consoling a crying Ruby* There there...

Nora: *confused by everyone's reaction* ... I mean, that's pretty standard stuff on the field, right Ren?

Ren: *also not understanding everyone's shock* That's not even as bad as what we lived through.

Nora: Right? *Turning to Pyrrha* What about- *sees the invincible girl on the ground, having lost consciousness* ... oh.

[king-mac-xiii]

*Ruby, dressed up for Trick-or-Treating as a nun with guns, made her way through the halls of Beacon, knocking on the door of team JNPR.*

Ruby: Hey! You guys ready yet?

Jaune: *opened the door, clearly not ready.* Hey, Ruby.

Ruby: *a little annoyed now.* Hey Jaune. Why aren't you ready?! You promised!

Jaune: *sighs.* We're going. We're just... having difficulty picking my armor.

Ruby: *now confused, tilting her head slightly.* what?

Jaune: *moves out of the way to show the issue.*

Pyrrha as Yvraine (the one with the ponytail): He's the perfect Guilliman! We'd win the costume contest easily!

Nora as Slaanesh: And I'm telling you he has the perfect pretty face for pre-fall Fulgrim! It's the perfect set up for a couples' costume to show the temptation. It's a story! You're idea is just a meme!

Pyrrha: You're a meme! Our costumes would have a level of dramatic irony! I'm the gladiatrix and he's the fearless knight defending the galaxy! You're dressed as a goddess of whores!

Ruby: wow.

Jaune: *let's out a sigh.* They're very passionate.

Ruby: Why not just go as Lion El Johnson?

*Both redheads pause their argument and turn to Ruby. Then they look toward Jaune. There was a moment of pause before they both tilted their heads.*

Nora: *waved her hand in front of her face* Nah. Too on the nose. Also, the best Lion is the one with the beard and we don't have time for him to grow one.

Pyrrha: *contemplating for a moment.* She makes a point though. We not going to agree for a couple's costume. So maybe he should be a third party.

Ruby: If I might make a suggestion.

*the group looks at the picture on Ruby's Scroll.*

Nora: *turns to Pyrrha.* Leman?

Pyrrha: *nods once.* Leman.

Jaune: *let's out a thankful sigh that the issue passed.* I'll get the wolf armor.

[rachetmath]

Nora's Plan B

Hey Nora.

Nora: Sup Em, whicha want?

Emerald: Say if Ren doesn’t work out would you date Jaune?

Nora: Yes.

Emerald: What?

Ruby: What?

Weiss: What?

Nora: What? Is that a big deal?

Emerald: Explain.

Nora: I mean I call Jaune a fearless leader for a reason.

Weiss: But Cardin-

Nora: Let’s break it down. Jaune let Cardin get away with what he did was because of his transcripts however that’s also because Jaune was used to situations like because no one has ever helped him with that. Think about it, how many friends Jaune had before Beacon?

Ruby: Hm.

Nora: Plus the moment Cardin threatened Pyrrha his attitude took a whole 180. Shoot after the Ursa he was ready to fight Cardin again.

Ruby and Weiss: Yeah, she’s not wrong.

Nora: Next, Cinder would have to watch Jaune’s progression in order to set up a good team for us to fight. Didn’t she?

Emerald: Yeah.

Nora: And Jaune stood up for Pyrrha when everybody was laying pressure on her. That’s something.

RWE: True.

Ruby: But Nora sometimes Jaune-

Nora: Hold on, yeah, Jaune has his hissy fits but then again, don’t we all grieve differently. Plus Ruby, Qrow waited until we were attacked by Salem’s forces to explain everything. Instead, he could have just told us from the start. He was doing unnecessary things. So yeah Jaune has every right to be mad. I say Qrow should have counted his blessings that Jaune was willing to help him at all if you weren’t around. Or Jaune kills him by his own hands.

Ruby: Oh.

Weiss: But then he- Oscar-

Nora: With Oscar, Jaune admitted he overreacted with him. But, again, understandble. We grieve at our own pace. And I mean seriously Ozpin hadyears to stop Salem and he hasn’t done it. Ozpin might as well be just as bad as Salem.  Also if you have not noticed back in Argus the moment he pushed Oscar to the wall none of us were ready. Remember how  Yang looked?

RW: 

Nora: That was fear. I will say that takes points away for being attractive but it also shows he has a breaking point. Which for most people needs to be avoided cause someone could end up dead. But again Jaune proves he has control of his emotions by letting Oscar go.

Yang: Yeah she’s not wrong. 

Ruby: Yang how-

Yang: Stay on topic. Look I’m cool with Ren and you know I- I understood why he was upset but the moment he realized his tone with Jaune-

Yang: He knew. He knew he f**** up but then Jaune’s response- Oh my god.

Yang: He maintained his composure. His behavior proves he learned from Argus with Oscar. He still was willing to talk with him.

Yang: If that’s not maturity then I don’t know what is. Just saying. 

Ruby: But Jaune in the Ever After was-

Yang: Okay let’s compare. Ren was upset about Atlas and Mantle. Instead of being upset about it and following orders, what else has he done to fix anything? Nothing. And when he finally expressed himself it was after Oscar got kidnapped. And we were stranded in the middle of miles in snow with no food or transportation. Meanwhile, leaving those thousands of people to die.

Me: But didn’t you start it?

Yang: Doesn’t matter.

Me: Yes it-

Yang: Shut up. And in the Ever After Ruby…. …. We were there for a day and we made Little homeless. Robbed the knights. Almost died playing a game of chess with a spoiled brat. Fought our inner demons. And destroyed a city market with people in it to save ourselves from Neo. In one day mind you we did all of that.

Ruby: Holy-

Yang: Now with Jaune he wasn’t dismissing our problem but we were contemplating at the wrong time. 

Yang: Mainly because a storm came.

Yang: He then brought us to his home.

Yang: And let's recall he was waiting for us. Something he didn’t have to do. At all.  And what did we do? Judge the man for taking care of a bunch of children who want to die.

Yang: Then we brought Neo to him.

Yang: And Ruby -

Ruby: No further comments.

Yang: And Ratchet.

Me: *sigh* Okay. Fine. If you have seen my list of Jaune ships or seen any of my post on Ren and Nora., my outlook on them is not good. But after thinking about the reason I hate Nora, I steadily realized, ‘man, what I am saying, she’s better than Sakura.” She doesn’t physically or mentally abuse Jaune like Sakura does to Naruto. And unlike the other besides Pyrrha she’s consistent with Jaune. So I'll admit I was petty with her in volume seven and eight. I can see Nora’s Arc happening.

Nora: Thank you. Anyways Emerald I would date Jaune as my plan B. Especially if Ren and I don’t recover from Atlas.

Emerald: Well damn. Too bad you got competition.

Nora: *laugh*

RWE: *shocked*

Nora: Let them come. But remember, team JNPR. And team JNRO. And team RNJR.

Weiss: What is that- oh my god.

Nora: That’s right. I’m number two. I’m the second. I’m always beside Jaune. Not Pyrrha. Not Ren. Me. He’s the leader. But the queen of the motherf***ing castle. Bye ladies. *leaves*

Yang: Damn.

Weiss: Oh no, I better act fast.

Ruby: I need Ren to clean up his mess quickly.

Emerald: She most definitely

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[leorobotsworld]

Jaune: If someone pushes you, you push back. Don't be afraid of anyone

Rwbabie: Why are we whispering?

Jaune: Because I'm afraid of mom

[celticcatgirl2]

“When I asked if you can take me…I did NOT mean in a fight….”

[knight-dwx-09]

Hiding (Not Really) From Them

Jaune cleave a Beowolf in half with a great sword that wasn’t a Croceo Mors. As the last Grimm evaporates, he let his eyes roamed a bit to search for any Grimm left in the area.

Jaune: Okay, that should be the last one of them. Now, I just need to back to the village to report the situation and grab my payment.

He sheathed his sword into the scabbard on his waist.

Jaune: I should wait for her to call me before I leave, today is Friday so it will be any second now.

Right on cue, his scroll began to rings, causing him to smiled brightly as he pick it up to reveal smiling Neo on the screen.

Jaune: Hello Neo!

Neo: *Waving*

Jaune: So, where are you now?

Neo: Atlas

She speaks thanks to the device on her neck that try to predict what she want to say into text-to-speak. It’s not perfect but it’s still good enough to communicate without hand gestured or typing on a scroll.

Jaune: Cool, no pun intended, any luck on stealing from the criminals and finding the information for other artifact?

Neo: Couple stupid idiots, one even use just one password and one pin for all of his money and secret document. As for the latter, none. You?

Jaune: Same, just a couple of Grimm and protecting Villages, haven’t see much from Salem’s cult as well. Seems like they went into hiding after I destroyed a lot of their camp.

Neo: And you aren’t being too hard on yourself, right?

Jaune: They weren’t much to exert me that far. I don’t even have to rely on Lyssa to fight them.

Lyssa: *Speak in Jaune’s mind* Damn right you are, these weakling are even worthy for master’s skills, let alone to withstand against my power! And worry not Neo, I ensure you that I will keep tabs on master’s health and force him to get enough sleep and nutrients!

Jaune let out a deep chuckle as he pat the sword on his back, which was wrapped in a bandage.

Jaune: And Lyssa told me she’s going to protect me and make sure I don’t slip back into my old habits. So, really, you don’t have to worry about me anymore.

Neo: That’s good to know, because I promised if I ever saw or know that you are awake late in night, swinging your sword like a madman, I WILL go to your current location and suffocate you in my thighs or tits, pick your funeral.

Jaune: *Chuckle nervously* You make it sound like it was a threat.

Neo: Because it is.

Jaune: I will keep that in mind.

Neo: … I know this isn’t something for me to say nor that I really care, but shouldn’t you visit your friends by now? It’s been 6 months since you last saw them in the hospital.

Jaune: Believe me, I have been dying to do so. But you know, somehow, all of the mission I saw and get was in Vacuo or a remote area, and once every a blue moon that I have a mission in Atlas or Vale or Menagerie, my friends weren’t there. Just my rotten luck. Besides, they need rest after the war and I don’t think my absent will affect them that badly.

———

Yang: *Red Eyes and blazing hair* If I finally captured that bastard, I will make him have second thought about abandoning all of us ever again! Stupid Vomit boy, making all of us, including my sweet little sister, cry our eyes out!

Blake: I know I don’t have any right to judge him but I will help you on that, I will bring the handcuff and leash so we could tied him with us forever so he won’t be able to run away.

———

Jaune: Heck, I am sure they are really busy with their new life to even think about me. With Dust in the world become even more rarer after the final fight, Weiss is trying to find another source of resource to replace Dust while fix her family legacy. You even say that Ruby is helping out Weiss while keeping Atlas save. And that is a lot of work!

———

Ruby: I miss my Best friend, Weiss, I miss him so much. *munching on a cookies while snuggling with Weiss*

Weiss: I also miss him… *Whisper* Where are you my Knight… your princess is waiting for you to come back… *eating blueberry frozen yogurt*

———

Jaune: And I heard Kuroyuri are being rebuild! I am so proud of Ren and Nora, they could finally settled down and have a family. I do pray for Ren’s pelvis, I remember that Nora wanting to beat my family scored of 8 children.

———

Both Nora and Ren could be seen in Mistral, handing out papers with smiling Jaune when he still has the banana hair and written missing under it.

Nora: Have you seen our golden retriever son? I miss him so much! *Large tears running down her face*

Ren: Our boy have run away from us, we aren’t ready to let him go just yet. Is it because I yelled at him when we try to get Oscar back? I am sorry my boy for being too hard at you. *Lamented with black cloud over his head*

———

Jaune: *Shrugged* I am sure they are doing just fine

Neo: *rolled her eyes* And when are you gonna tell them about our relationship?

Jaune: When my jobs are near them. I just wish our scroll weren’t destroyed in the last fight, I don’t even have their number to call them anymore.

Neo: Well, I just hope they would accept us being a thing, not that I care about their opinion on us.

Jaune: *Chuckled* I am sure they are already warm up to you, including you to them.

Neo flip the bird which cause him to laugh even harder.

Jaune: Anyway, I should get going now. I don’t want to worried the villagers with me being gone for a while now. Nice meeting with you, I will call you next week again, Neo.

Neo: *Looked down in sadness* I really miss you… I wish we could have gone together…

Jaune: …Me too… I also wish you could be my side… so I could talk together everyday and hug you all I want… and kiss you all day… but you already know why we separate for now, we have role to fulfill.

Neo: I know… it just suck that you aren’t there when I woke up in the cold, lonely bed, greeting me with that dopey, kind smile of yours to warm my day up.

Jaune: Well… maybe we can arrange something so we could spent a week together in the future

Neo: *Look up with a logging in her eyes and smiled* I would love that.

Suddenly, he can hear an alarm flared up on the other side of the call.

Neo: Well, it seems like they finally noticed their money is missing. They really should use it to upgrade their brain, I am surprised they managed to go this far with it.

Jaune: Neo, what did I say about calling me in the middle of a heist?

Neo: Please, as if you have the right to say that, ‘Mister-who-call-me-even-in-the-middle-of-hoard-of-Grimm’.

Jaune: *Sigh* Fine, just be careful.

Neo: Who do you think I am? *Smirking smugly*

Jaune: Well, that’s it for this week. Don’t forget, it will be your turn next.

Neo: *Rolled eyes* I know, just make sure you remember this number.

Jaune: I won’t, love you dear.

Neo: Love you too. Also, Lyssa, take care of our reckless partner and don’t let him jump into danger.

The sword of destruction began to shine as a small girl appeared on its place and grab hold on Jaune like a Koala, head peaking out so Neo could see her.

Lyssa: Don’t worry, this foolish master of my will not endanger his life as long as I am still by his side.

Neo: That’s good to know… see ya next week.

With the call ended, he gripped his scroll until it shattered under his hand.

Jaune: Well, are you ready for our next mission, Partner?

Lyssa: I want to sweet chocolate cake first! It has been a week since I had one and I believe I deserve one.

Jaune: *Chuckled* Okay, lets ask the chief if the place had any bakery or a cafe.

With that, the wandering knight set forth on his journey even after the war ended 6 months ago, leaving (Not Really) his friends behind as every single one of them have something in mind which they are gonna do to the knight if they find him, if, since it seem like Fate or Gods itself have another thing in mind for him and have taken a liking at his funny story unfolding. But we will see what the future’s hold for them.

[arc-misadventures]

A Pokémon Trainers Adventures

Today a group of Pokémon trainers in training were all meeting together at a diner catching up on their adventures throughout the lands of, Sinnoh on the way to becoming, Pokémon Masters

Ruby: Whoo! It's great to see you guys again!

Blake: It's great to see you too, Ruby.

Nora: It feels like it's been years since we last met.

Ren: It's only been five months.

Nora: Years...

Pyrrha: It's been years in, Nora's time.

Ren: ...

Weiss: That makes sense.

Ren: An uncomfortable amount of sense.

Yang: So, what crazy adventures did you guys go on while becoming Pokémon masters?

Nora: Oh, me first!

Yang: Alright, go ahead, Nora.

Nora: Okay... I was deep in the industrial zone, searching for, Pokémon to add to my party... When suddenly from out of the shadows appear a derange vacuum cleaner coming straight at me, with murderous intent in it's eyes! I call out my, Bronzor, Blingy ,and we engaged in a grueling duel to the death with this killer vacuum! It was a fierce duel, but we managed to defeat the vile vacuum cleaner! But, after we destroyed the evil vacuum, a Pokémon flew out of the machine, but before it could escape, I threw a Great Ball at it, and I caught, Rotoma!

RWBYP: Rotoma?

Ren: The vacuum cleaner was possessed by a, Rotom. When, Nora caught him, so she named it, Rotoma

RWBYP: Ohh!

Yang: Nice name!

Ruby: Okay, my turn! So, I recently defeated the gym leader of, Veilstone City, Gym Leader, Maylene!

Yang: Oh, nice job, Ruby!

Blake: Well done!

Ruby: Thanks! It was a tough to fight her, and her fighting type Pokémon gave my guys a run for their money. We barely managed to eke out a win. I've been doing some training to strengthen my, Pokémon so we're not stuck on the ropes again.

Pyrrha: Smart move, Ruby. That's what I did after I beat, the gym leader of, Calavane City, Byron. He may have mostly metal type, but my, Luxray was knocked out in the first round with ease!

Weiss: Yeah, gym leaders may specialize on one type of Pokémon, but that doesn't mean they're a pushover if you have a Pokémon that their pokemon is weak against. Like when I lost to, Gardenia with my, Glaceon.

Ruby: But, aren't water type, Pokemon, weak to grass types?

Weiss: Vaporeon is the water type eeveelution. Glaceon is the ice type eeveelution.

Ruby: Ohh! So she curb stomped your Pokémon then?

Weiss: She bullied poor, Mr. Snappy...

Yang: Mr. Snappy?

Blake: That's what, Weiss calls her, Sharpedo.

Yang: Oh that's cute!

Blake: So, what about you, Ren, anything interesting happen to you?

Ren: Oh, well... I found a Pokémon egg a while ago, and I was nursing it, and it recently hatched into a, Riolu.

Yang: Oh, a Riolu! That's a nice Pokémon to have!

Blake: Are you having a hard time training it?

Ren: No, she's a delight to have around, I'm enjoying training her with the rest of my other Pokémon. What about you, Yang, did you do anything interesting?

Yang: Oh, I've been entering some Pokémon beauty contest lately. I haven't won anything yet, but we've gotten pretty close to. So, we've been training for the next competition. What, about you, Blake?

Blake: Not much, bar getting my ass handed to me by the gym leader of, Hearthome City, Fantina. Her ghost type Pokémon do not play around...

Pyrrha: Yeah, I still haven't beaten her myself.

Weiss: Her Pokémon scare me...!

Nora: Me too!

Ruby: Well, I don't I think her Pokémon are really cool!

Yang: Of course you like ghosts.

Ruby: What, they're cool!

Pyrrha: Hahaha! So, what about you, Jaune?

Jaune: Hmm... what?

Pyrrha: You've been pretty quiet. Has something interesting happen lately?

Jaune: Well... kinda...

Yang: Ohh~! You got an interesting story to tell! Let's hear it!

Jaune: Well...

~~~

Unlike the rest of his friends, Jaune was just having an adventure, exploring the lands of, Sinnoh. Exploring the land, meeting new people, and Pokémon. Occasionally engaging in a battles with his fellow trainers, and when he decides he ready to, engage in a match with a gym leader.

He didn't have a lot of problems, or more accurately, challenges whenever he got into a Pokémon battle. He even had a fight against, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion, and honestly, he enjoyed the conversation the pair had afterwards more so than the battle itself. So, instead of worrying about Pokémon battles, gym badges, and what not, he just went on an adventure with his Pokémon, and meeting new Pokémon, and people.

And, one day while, Jaune was enjoying the beauty of a pound filled with lily pads, enjoying the elegant lotus blossoms upon the lily pads. A content sigh escaped his lips as he just enjoyed the moment. But as, Jaune was watchin the pound, he saw a dark shadow from the cave the pound fed into grow darker, and darker across the lily pads, as he eyes were drawn upward. His eyes widened in stunned awe, as he looked into the deep crimson eyes of the being on the other side of the void: Giratina.

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: ...

Giratina: ...

Jaune: Hi.

Giratina: ZEHHAAA!!!

Jaune: ...

Jaune: Okay...

~~~

Jaune: ...

Pyrrha: Jaune? Jaune you okay...?

Jaune: I have a date with the, Sinnoh Pokémon Champion, Cynthia!

RWBYNPR: WHAT?!

Yang: You've got a date with who?!

Weiss: That's fucking bullshit!

~~~

Jaune: Oh gods...

: So because you thought your friends wouldn't believe the fact you saw the legendary banished Pokémon, Giratina. You instead said that you had a date with, Sinnoh's Pokémon champion?

Jaune: Honestly, I don't think they would believe me if I had a date in general, much less with who I said it was with.

: Honestly, I have a hard time believing it myself.

Jaune: Cynthia, we're on a date right now?

Cynthia: ...

Cynthia: Oh yeah...

[reashot]

The Jaune For All Seasons.

Beacon Academy in the middle of the night.

*everyone sounds asleep*

*Blake being her stinky kitty self*

Blake: Jaune, if you can hear this I will sing you a song of my people. *Clears throat*

Meow!

MEow!

MEOw!!

MEOW!!!

Nora: AHHHH. SHUDDUPPP!!

*hits Blake's face*

Blake: You think this is enough to stop me? I will only meow even harder.

Nora: Ruby. Sic' her girl!

Blake: Oh shit...

Ruby: Woof, woof, woof! 🐺

Get away from my mate you slutty kitty!!! 🐈

Blake: *runs away*

You haven't seen the last of me!

Ruby: And stay out, ya hussy! 😡

Nora: Good girl Ruby. As a reward I will let you sleep with Jaune.

Ruby: Oh boy, oh boy thanks human lady. 👍

Ren: To guard him from other female faunus in heat. So no funny business.

Ruby: *whimper*

Jaune: It's okay Ruby, we can just cuddle.

Ruby: (YAY. Good enough for me.) 😁

*runs up to Jaune's bed*

[superiorsturgeon]

Jamie: (Arkos son) I hate my life.

Jamie: When I was younger I found out that my mom was everybody’s celebrity crush…

Jamie: …and now my classmates keep developing crushes on my dad!

Nala: (Bumbleby daughter) EW!!! That’s so gross! Who could possibly be crushing on a friend’s dad?!?! 😫

Jenny: (Frosensteel daughter) …

Nala: 😧

Jamie: …no…

Jenny: Just a little bit! Mister Nikos-Arc gives such warm hugs! It makes me wonder what it would be like to…I don’t know…be married to someone who’s tall and blonde and-! 😖

Jamie: *runs out of the room* NOOOOOO….!!!!! 😫

Magna: (Renora daughter) *walks into room* What’s his problem? Did he find out that his dad is kinda hot?

Jamie: *in the distance* …noooooo…..!!!!!! 🤮