#normal ly oak swallows garcia li wilson swift marlowe the unworthy

[mintythyme]

Canon hermie art real we stay winning

[pleeborp]

Willy:shut up, brat!

Lincoln:GIVE YOUR ELDERS SOME RESPECT YOUNG MAN

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Scary: you don’t know what I’ve been through

Lincoln: did you survive the titanic tho?

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Lincoln: kids these days, man

Normal: YOURE STILL OUR AGE

[kenny-the-blink]

It's been too long since I've drawn the teens + Hermie.

[seven9s10s]

family trees and charts

YES i forgot mark and library dont fucking LOOK AT ME ill DIE.

generational elaboration under the cut

in order of appearance, left to right

gen 1; distant relative theodore stampler and, technically, fanny mothman

gen 2; andrianna (hc name) stampler, karl stampler, stud stampler, fanny mothman, meryl streep, squirrel-ry oak (hc), hildy russett, sally wilson, robert wilson

gen 3; willy stampler, ? stampler, bill close, christine close, bear-ry oak, autumn-ly oak, mary wilson, frank/paeden wilson

gen 4; terry perez (hc) sr, samantha stampler, ron stampler, scam likely, jodie foster, morgan freeman, glenn close, mercedes oak-garcia, henry oak-garcia, casey wilson, darryl wilson, carol wilson

gen 5; terry perez-stampler jr (hc), veronicka marlowe, sebastian abbas (hc), hermie unworthy (god above), cassandra swift, nick close-foster, birdie oak-garcia, lark oak-garcia, sparrow swallows-oak-garcia, rebecca swallows-oak-garcia, marco li-wilson, grant li-wilson

gen 6; margherita piza, erica drippins, scarri marlowe, taylor swift, normal swallows-oak-garcia, hero swallows-oak-garcia, lincoln li-wilson/boss kicks

now i have to TAG THESE ASSHOLES!!!!

[wettestwraith]

So I guess it's not Normally Ly Swallows-Oak-Garcia-Li-Wilson-Swift-Marlowe-The Unworthy and now it's Normally Ly Swallows-Oak-Garcia-Mister-Kicks-Swift-Marlowe-The Unworthy

[nerd-party]

ill try to answer them all:

genevieve, and I like it!

Yep! I can't draw but I do acting and singing

Yes unfortunately

be on stage as a job

Will Campos waved at me once

not right now, my legs are too fucked

being overlooked: seen but ignored for someone else who is just as good/worse than me

Barret Wilbert weed

I can sing, do card tricks, and I can walk incredibly quietly (ninja style)

absolutely fucking not, just TRY waking me up before 10am at the weekend

Only for bf/gfs but I am down for a nickname

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHA YES

I don't watch shows so I'll list one show and movies: good omens, red white and royal blue, the princes bride

not really lol

Me and my friends from all across my friend groups sitting in an oak tree eighty feet high, smoking weed and passing round a bottle of wine that never emptied. We watched the snow fall and the sun rise and it was literally perfect.

nope

nope again

nope x3

unfortunately I am a social butterfly but I wish I could just be on my own sometimes fr

yep! Never used to be but I guess I'm popular now

bite my nails

I always forget I have mascara on so I rub my eyes and I look stupid- I feel open to attack.

Jon if it's a boy, Elisa if it's a girl, and backup name of Ollie/Yasmin/Jasmine

dont have one but DAMN Andrew Garfield fine

music

Dogs but I do love cats

Literally tumbles my only social. I guess ao3?

@valkzzheart

brother, sister, mum, dad. Pretty standard shit

chocolate 🤤

Yep!

YES I LOVE ROLLERCOASTERS

yep, quite well

I have a. DETAILED PLAN. if y'all want me to tell it exactly lmk and I'll divulge my master plan.

yes, a few

Yep!

Pink/blue!

England!!! TOP BINS MATE OAYYYY

Any musical theatre artist!! Or Conan Gray

yes!! It's a big dream of mine but I don't wanna be super famous

Yes I love dresses but I wish it was warmer where I live so I can wear them more

popular from wicked / astronomy by Conan Gray

talking about it in person yes (especially with parents) online no, actually doing it would be a no

like 12?

Yes I do it all the time, Im in a shooting club

Nope!!

i love horror!!

According to my friends yes and I think I'm good too

one time I got really mad at my parents because I was sent away from the dinner table in my old home so I went upstairs and flushed a whole toilet roll down the bog

pretty exhausted

Yes I was actually

i never used to be able to dance but I can now

Biting my nails again

Yes!! I bleached it just so I could dye it

Blue

ferret

Onstage once yeah but it wasn't my fault (mic cut out, I got made fun of)

Yes!

lots!

My main friend group is GAE 🏳️��🌈

drama

None

sometimes? It varies

pet sematary (1989) FANTASTIC

Not on TV but in podcasting: Normally 'Ly Oak-Swallows-Garcia-Li-Wilson-Marlowe-Swift-The-Unworthy is just like me fr

need to be at the top and extreme competitiveness I force myself not to think about, plus my extreme feelings about fairness

hiking the mountains and going around the world to beautiful places

If I would never die I would start committing crimes

singing aloud onstage and around the house to practice

who I became friends with would change ASAP and my class too

yes absolutely

Late October

My room with all my DND stuff

Did my singing competition auditions!!

an astrophysicist

A stable career and a consistent home life

I usually speak up, I don't think I have a moment like this

I have to get better at everything.

I feel like that already with how many extracurriculars I'm doing bruh 😭

seeing the sights bro

Houses for me and my friends/family, stable education funds for me, my friends, my kids, my family and all our kids. Keep people safe from bankruptcy

The past, instantly. Live in the 80s and 70s forever

a love of acting and helping others

same one from earlier- hanging with the boys committing crimes!!

The woods would be nice but if get bored. The city

Nope. There's no afterlife. It just ends.

my year 6 teacher was the GOAT

playing Lego with my friend from nursery, Aoife.

Einstein so I can get his last words

I don't really know yet. I've laughed so hard I've cried but it's not the same

that some people are gonna think others are better than you and you just have to deal with that. Favoritism is everywhere and fairness is irrelevant.

Nothing.

kill some people probably /hj

run away/defy authority unfortunately

yes, because no matter what people say, looks matter especially early in life. If youre pretty at school you aren't bullied and people like you. I want to give my kid the best chance. (not saying this is a good thing, I hate this but it's the truth)

idk just kinda happened one day

impending doom and my immense hopelessness and just. General sense of emptiness and failure.

exist.

hey that wasnt 100 you skipped 2!!

100 Questions!

Thought these might be fun? Ask me some and I’ll try(I can’t promise) to get something up for you later! these questions aren’t my own

1. What’s your middle name, and do you like it? 2. are you artistic? 3. Have you had your first kiss? 4. What is your life goal? 5. Do you have any expieriences with a famous person? 6. Do you play any sports? 7. What’s your worst fear? 8. Who’s your biggest inspiration? 9. Do you have any cool talents? 10. are you a morning person? 11. How do you feel about pet names? 12. Do you like to read? 13. Name a list of shows that have changed your life. 14. Do you care about your follower count? 15. What’s the best dream you’ve had? 16. Have you ever kissed someone of your same gender? 17. Do you have any pets? 18. Are you religious? 19. Are you a people person? 20. Are you considered popular? 21. What is one of your bad habits? 22. What’s something that makes you feel vulnerable 23. What would you name your children? 24. Who’s your celebrity crush? 25. What’s your best subject? 26. Dogs or cats? 27. most used social media besides tumblr? 28. best friends name 29. who does your main family consist of 30. Chocolate or sugar 31. have you ever been on a date? 32. Do you like rollercosters? 33. Can you swim? 34. What would you do in the event of an apocolypse? 35. Have you struggled with any kind of mental disorder 36. Are your parents together? 37. What’s your favourite colour? 38. What country are you from/do you live in? 39. Favourite singer? 40. Do you see yourself being famous some day? 41. Do you like dresses? 42. Favourite song right now? 43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? 44. How old were you when you first got your period? 45. Have you ever shot a gun? 46. Have you ever done yoga? 47. Are you a horror girl? 48. Are you good at giving advice? 49. Tell us a story about your childhood. 50. How are you doing today? 51. Were you a cute kid? 52. Can you dance? 53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing? 54. Have you ever dyed your hair? 55. What colour are your eyes? 56. What’s your favourite animal? 57. Have you ever made a huge fool of yourself? 58. Do you have a good relationship with your parents? 59. Do you have good friends? 60. Are you close with anyone of the lgbtq+ group? 61. What’s your favourite class? 62. List all the tv shows you are watching. 63. Are you organized? 64. What was the last movie you saw? Opinion? 67. Which tv character do you relate to most? 68. What are some things that stand between you and complete happiness? 69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing? 70. What would you change about your life if you knew you would never die? 71. What would you do differently if you knew that no one was judging you? 72. If you could start over, what would you do differently? 73. Would you break the law to save a loved one? 74. When was the last time you travelled somewhere new? 75. When you think of your home, what immediately comes to mind? 76. What have you done to pursue your dreams lately? How about today? 77. What did you want to be when you were a kid? 78. If you dropped everything to pursue your dreams, what would you be risking? 79.When did you not speak up, when you know you really should have? 80. Describe the next five years of your life, and your plans, in a single sentence 81. What would happen if you never wasted another minute of your life, what would that look like? 82. If you could live forever, how would you spend eternity? 83. How would you spend a billion dollars? 84. If you could time travel, would you go to the past or the future? 85. What motivates you to succeed? 86. What dream that you’ve had has resonated with you the most? 87. Would you rather live in the city or the woods? Why? 88. Do you believe in life after death 89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they? 90. What’s your fondest childhood memory? 91. If you could have dinner with any one person, living or dead, who would they be and why? 92. What would you have to see to cry tears of joy? 93. What is the hardest lesson you had to learn in life? 94. What do you think happens after we die? 95. What would you do if you would be invisible? 96. What’s something you can’t do no matter how hard you try? 97. Would you want to choose the sex and appearance of your offspring? 98. How did your first crush develop? 99. Is there a feeling you are trying to ignore? What is it? 100. Do you live or do you just exist?

[mqole]

coping with the new episode

[hail-to-the-scrale]

There's something about Normal wanting to be wanted and cared about, and his subclass being about being supportive and helpful by healing and buffing allies, or messing with the enemy so that his friends can beat them down in combination with the fact he's constantly left behind while his friends do cool shit.

Taylor and Linc being more aggressively oriented support classes, wind having great synergy (especially when Anthony bends or breaks the rules for them) and get to do a ton of cool stuff together, no help needed other than each other.

And Scary, being objectively the most powerful, can do badass shit on her own, only really needing emotion support, which she's constantly fighting against or ignoring (and I get why. I've been there.)

Episode 37 would've been his chance to shine, to be the Hero. He could've brought back Terry Jr.

But he didn't have what he needed.

So he wasn't anything beyond normal.

[blue-deneb]

dndads as backstreet boys because i’m back on my vintage boy band bullshit:

as long as you love me is normal enlisting taylor, link, and a very reluctant scary to help win hermie back with a song. taylor goes overboard on the backup vocals. scary is stepping and snapping with a completely dead face.

i want it that way is taylor singing to hero with link, normal, and hermie on backup. scary is beside hero, recording the whole thing in order to embarrass taylor later. normal knows hero does not like taylor and is enjoying forcing his sister to sit through this performance. taylor is utterly oblivious, and again going overboard on the vocals.

extra: glenn and morgan danced to an old record of good vibrations by the beach boys in their living room after finding out morgan was pregnant

[dysaniadisorder]

👾♻️ dndads-character-counter

"blonde ppl are so scary be normaler"

Character Count: 2!

Thereasa (Terri) (Scary) Marlowe (1) - Season two

Normally (Normal) Ly Oak-Swallows-Garcia-Swift-Li-Wilson-Marlowe-The-Unworthy (1) - Season two

blonde ppl are so scary be normaler

[mintythyme]

The Oaks Are Alone

Hildy- Literally in a different fuckijg world

Barry- half-elf, moms from a literal different fucking world, contains a eldritch god giving him a god complex

Henry- least chill person in entire community, then become the guy with amnesia who had no nostalgia for anything in a time when that shit was everywhere, then become the dads who’s kids fucking ended the world, and then the dad left alone just because he was too scared of his own father and kids but mostly himself

Sparrow and Lark- I know what you’re saying. “Minty, how are they alone, that’s have each other” BULLSHIT. You can be alone with other people it’s a plaguing state of mind. These codependent fuckos have been isolated just from day one. Twins, so they’re one unit, and then the doodler thing, and then the prophecy, on top of all the being cravers of violence and life and excitement that everyone else seems to find draining and painful

Hero- you’re gonna tell me that being a magically destined child, ‘sent to save the world’ isn’t a lot for a kid? Isn’t enough to make forming new relationships with people who do. Or even don’t know that? You’re gonna tell me that she has a healthy social life being the chosen one who had to murder a deer at 5am last night in the woods and taste it’s blood so she could track it made her good at making friends with the new kid?

Normal- somehow the odd one out in a group of three, four, and especially in five. The fucking teens have three odd ones out and two of them don’t like this (and now unfortunately don’t like each other or themselves) but can’t change it. Isolated for being a mascot, a figure that stands alone, there’s only one mascot. Isolated for being too loud, for being too blunt, for being too stupid. Isolated for being stupid enough to be himself. That’s always their first mistake. Sometimes the last, too.

TL;DR

These fuckers never feel like anyone can relate to them properly even if somebody can *cough cough* the twins *cough cough*

[apricior]

autism assessment therapist: so do you collect anything?

normally ly oak-swallows-garcia-swift-li-wilson-marlowe-unworthy: you could say i do

[hermanunworthy]

OH MY GOD GUYS IMAGINE IF NORMAL TOOK EVERYONES LAST NAMES IN THE MARRIAGE AND JUST HAD THE MOST LONG ASS NAME HELP

normally ly oak-swallows-garcia-likely-unworthy-actually-foster-li-wilson-marlowe-stampler-swift.

[mintythyme]

Oakworthy won but at what cost.

[mintythyme]

DNDADS SHIPPERS I HAVE AN IDEA.

May I pitch to you: scary/normal/hermie poly. With scary and hermie doing scenes and normal cheering them on.

I’m calling it the performers and the audience. That is all, good night everybody.