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babygirl-collector · 1 day ago

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General NSFT Dirk Deveraux Headcanons

A/N: Okay, so. This is my first time writing in literal years. So uh. Headcanons it is to start out! This will probably be super bad, but it’s fineeeee. I’ll live. I hope. Anyway, please be nice and don’t kill me if this is horrible. It's my first time writing anything smutty. Ever.

Headcanons contain: Submissive Dirk, dom/sub (brat) dynamic, Dirk having mommy issues, service sub/top(? Idfk what term to use,) praise kink, humiliation kink, degradation kink, Dirk being a horny weeb who’s into fandom stuff, scent kink Dirk propaganda, dry humping his dakimakura, cosplay stuff, pegging, marking (I guess???,) wearing dirty underwear, voice kink (reader’s end,) cockwarming

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➢ First thing first, I’m a firm believer of submissive Dirk who’s willing to do whatever to please his partner. I just can’t look at him and say in good faith that he wouldn’t love being made into a whimpering, submissive mess. I also just sort of got the vibe from Dirk and Harper’s interactions that Harper was being dominant in bed at least some percentage of the time, but that’s besides the point.

➢ It’s pretty evident that Dirk has mommy issues, and considering his mother’s permissive parenting style, Dirk definitely likes being put in his place. It’s to the point he’d ask for you to agree to established rules and punishments, and have some sort of dom/brat dynamic. It can be just for him, the both of you, for you, or some mix in-between. As long as he can be put in his place when he wants it, then he’ll be happy.

➢ He’s also 100% into being told what to do and just pleasing you in general. Like, it’s literally stated in his likes that he likes being told what to do. This is also part of the reason I imagine he’d want rules and punishments established. Not only to break them, but also to follow them to please you. I’m sure he’d also be happy to dom due to this, or try out whatever you’re into. As long as it makes you happy, then he’s down.

➢ This leads nicely into my next point: Dirk having a praise kink. Call him a good boy, tell him he did a good job, or anything similar to that after making him submit— especially after a punishment or having him perform a task— and he’ll just be a melting mess in your arms.

➢ And because I can’t see him without it: to go alongside his praise kink, I’d also imagine he’s into humiliation and degradation. He’s a very dirty boy, as Harper put it so eloquently. Not to mention he blushed directly after that specific line, so it just makes sense if you ask me.

➢ Dirk also reads and/or watches hentai, yaoi, and yuri. There’s no doubt in my mind. He’s a nerd and borderline a weeb, too, so there’s literally no way he isn’t down that rabbit hole already. Same goes for smutty fanfics about his favourite characters, be it Bat-Man or someone else. He’ll definitely also write his own smut about you, him, and Bat-Man doing all his dirtiest fantasies. Maybe he’ll even commission fanart of the three of you together in all types of horny scenarios.

➢ When he horny and trying to hint at what he wants, he’s either teasing as hell, attempting to distract you by— oh, I dunno— walking around in nothing in his boxers, all the while acting like he doesn’t know whatever he’s doing is making you all flustered and horny. Or, alternatively, he’ll just be super sweet and touchy. Be it cuddles, kisses, massages, other forms of physical affection, or just outright asking you. He won’t be opposed to pleading and begging for it either.

➢ I’m also a victim of scent kink Dirk propaganda. There’s no way you can convince me that man doesn’t have a thing for your smell and musk at this point. He is literally your dirty laundry. It’d just tie into that theme so nicely, and I’d be doing everyone a disservice by not adding him having a scent kink into these headcanons.

➢ Dirty underwear, sweat-stained shirts, things drowned in the scent of your beauty products, perfume, deodorant, cologne, the smell of your slick and/or cum— even the smell of your period if you have one of those. You name a stench connected to you— good or bad— and he’s probably already getting hard just thinking about it.

➢ And of course that scent kink can be tied back to everything else. He’ll definitely have at least one of the rules be that he can’t jerk off to your dirty clothes without explicit permission first. And he’ll get so fucking aroused and horny when you tease- or degrade him about stealing your underwear to do all those humiliating and embarrassing things to.

➢ Will get extremely turned on if you dry hump his Bat-Man dakimakura, or just somehow involve the dakimakura in general. What’s better than one of his partners being horny and sexy? Two of them being horny and sexy!

➢ Dirk will most likely also be down for sex in cosplay. Be it you, him, or the both of you. It can be cosplays of characters you both simp for, cosplays of characters you ship together, or whatever else you can think of. Just pray that neither of you have any costume malfunctions.

➢ Would be down to getting pegged. That’s it for this one. Not much else to be said.

➢ In a similar vein to Dirk being into scents, I’m certain he also likes getting physically messed up or physically messing you up. Spit and juices painting skin, lovebites and hickeys aching so nicely, being unable to not drool. Whoever it is getting fucked up like that, he really doesn’t care.

➢ He’s also into either of you cumming into your underwear and then being made to wear those dirty underwear for the rest of the day. Sure, it might be uncomfortable and gross, but that’s what’s so hot about it. In his eyes, at least. Not to mention it’s a little humiliating.

➢ Dirk is also extremely aware that his voice is considered attractive. And if he somehow finds out that you’re into it, then he’s certainly abusing that knowledge. Be it talking dirty to you in a husky tone, or moaning so loudly that the neighbours will probably hear. If he’s realized already, that is. Otherwise it’s just the other objects that have to be subjected to it.

➢ Is really into having his cum stay inside you long after you’ve had your fun. He won’t force you to not clean yourself up, but he’ll certainly be a little disappointed. If he’s the one receiving, though? Then he sure as hell isn’t letting your cum out until he absolutely has to, or until it gets too uncomfortable for him to handle.

➢ Is certainly into cockwarming. Be it while he’s just reading one of his comics, or while the two of you are cuddling. It’s a nice sense of intimacy to him no matter if he’s the bottom or top. That, and whoever is bottoming can always start clenching fuck with the top. He loves it as both foreplay and as a thing to do afterwards for aftercare.

➢ Speaking of, Dirk is a big cuddler when it comes to aftercare. He has some water nearby, too, usually, since he gets pretty thirsty after a good fucking. He’ll gladly share if you need some water, as well. He’ll probably also request some words of affirmation that he did great and that you love him, and will automatically return the favor since he assumes you’d want some, too.

➢ Dirk will do whatever aftercare otherwise asked of him. Even cleaning you up, despite him feeling a little disappointed that you don’t wanna keep his cum and spit on you. He won’t really say anything about it, though.

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