#nutcracker tool

[inesvazquezart]

I think I might have heard a nut crack? Here is a Nutcracker animatic I did on an ancient storyboard software that somehow materialized on my pc, it was probably dark magic.

Ps: the vid will probably take 3 hours to load :V

[exittotheartscape]

The exterior of Amina's workshop! It's a converted barn.

[written-nature]

The Taï chimps are famous for their facility with tools, which they make to hunt and to crack nuts.

"Plagues Upon the Earth: Disease and the Course of Human History" - Kyle Harper

[noisycowboyglitter]

"Get Festive with Deez Nuts Nutcracker Clothing for the Holidays"

Deez Nuts Nutcracker is a humorous and provocative twist on the traditional Christmas decor. This irreverent figurine combines the classic nutcracker soldier with the crude slang phrase "deez nuts" to create a shocking and often offensive yet undeniably attention-grabbing piece. The juxtaposition of the traditional and the vulgar has made it a viral sensation and a controversial topic of discussion.

Buy now:19.95$

Originally emerging as an internet meme, the Deez Nuts Nutcracker has gained popularity as a novelty item, sparking both laughter and outrage. Its design typically features a nutcracker soldier with the phrase prominently displayed on its uniform or base. While considered offensive by many, it has also become a symbol of rebellious humor and a way to challenge societal norms.

The Deez Nuts Nutcracker has sparked debates about freedom of expression, taste, and the commercialization of offensive content. It has also become a popular subject for parody and satire, further expanding its cultural impact. Love it or hate it, the Deez Nuts Nutcracker has undeniably left its mark on popular culture.

Buy now

Disclaimer: Due to the explicit nature of the phrase, the Deez Nuts Nutcracker is considered offensive by many and is not suitable for all audiences. Viewer discretion is advised.

Ugly Christmas sweaters have transformed from cringe-worthy fashion faux pas to must-have holiday attire. These intentionally tacky and humorous garments have become synonymous with festive cheer and seasonal fun. Adorned with kitschy patterns, sparkling lights, and often downright bizarre designs, ugly Christmas sweaters are a staple at holiday parties and gatherings.  

From classic reindeer and snowflakes to pop culture references and downright absurd motifs, there's an ugly Christmas sweater to suit every sense of humor. These eye-catching garments have sparked a trend of festive fashion, encouraging people to embrace their inner child and let loose. Whether you're looking to win an ugly sweater

Buy now

contest or simply add a touch of whimsy to your holiday wardrobe, an ugly Christmas sweater is the perfect way to spread joy and laughter during the season.

Beyond the fashion statement, ugly Christmas sweaters have become a cultural phenomenon, generating excitement and anticipation for the holiday season. They've also inspired a range of related merchandise, from ugly Christmas pajamas to festive accessories, solidifying their status as a beloved part of holiday traditions.  

Searching for the perfect Christmas gift for a couple? Consider their shared interests and hobbies. For adventurous duos, experiences like concert tickets or weekend getaways are ideal. If they enjoy cozy nights in, opt for matching loungewear, a gourmet food basket, or a subscription box tailored to their tastes.]

Buy now

Personalized gifts like custom artwork or engraved keepsakes add a romantic touch. For couples who love to cook, consider kitchen gadgets or a cooking class together. Remember, the best gifts celebrate their bond and create lasting memories.

[garlic-press-collection]

Kitchen Holder (?) Brand Garlic Press. What I had assumed was a nut cracking part of these style of Garlic Press is apparently suitable for opening screw top jars. Would have to be a pretty small jar lid I think. Maybe bottle tops is what is meant All aluminium construction and Made in Korea.

[harmonyrae]

A Christmas Kiss

Merry Christmas! This is the SFW lots of fluff version, I am tempted to spend my Christmas writing the NSFW version LOL

Synopsis: Sylus told you he never celebrated Christmas, it was never a big deal. But Christmas holds a special place in your heart. Maybe you can convince him?

“Luke, be careful!”

Just as you utter the words you hear something shatter. You close your eyes and try to steady your breathing. You pray whatever Luke just broke can be fixed or easily replaced. You hold your breath as you bring the last box into Sylus’s office. 

“Uhhh… Something may be broken.” 

Luke stands over the box, his hand kneading the back of his neck. Kieran kneels by the box and gently opens it. He pulls out a clear crystal wing.

“You didn’t have an attachment to the angel tree topper, did you?” 

You sink into the sofa and cover your face with your hands. Worst case scenario. That was the one thing you were excited to show Sylus. You knew he wasn’t big on Christmas, but priceless antiques? He would appreciate that. It was a gift from your grandmother when you moved into your first apartment on your own. 

You held your breath to try and stop the sob threatening to escape. You feel the sofa sink next to you. You finally pull your hands away and see Kieran has sat beside you. He gives you a gentle side hug.

“Luke will fix it. Right Luke?” Even with his mask on, you can tell Kieran gives his brother an intense glare. You can’t help but let out a tiny chuckle.  

“Uhm… yes. I’ll go find the hot glue gun. It’ll be good as new, promise!” Luke picks up the box and hurries out of the room.

“I’ll make sure he doesn’t make it worse. Sorry Ms. Hunter.” Kieran gets up and heads to the door.

“Thanks.” 

You can’t hide the sadness in your voice. You hear the door close and rub your hands together. Why is Sylus’s office so cold all the time when he has a fireplace?

You stand and approach the fireplace to toss in a few pieces of wood. Taking the matchbook from the mantle you light the kindling and watch the fire to flicker to life. As the warmth washes over your face and you finally feel yourself smile. You still have a lot of work to do and plenty of decorations that are not broken. Sylus will be back in a few hours and you want his office to look like Christmas threw up all over it. It’s time to get to work. 

You approach Sylus’s gramophone. You always found it funny how Sylus had such an old school record player, but the look he gave you when you suggested an upgrade told you it meant more to him than you realized. You pull out the Christmas Classics vinyl from one of the boxes. While you knew you should wrap it, you couldn’t let this particular present for Sylus go to waste. You place the vinyl on the turntable and gently lower the needle. The soft melody of White Christmas floats through the room and you shiver with excitement. 

Over the next two hours you carefully move folders and trinkets aside to make room for snow globes and tiny nutcrackers. You can’t help but giggle at the nutcracker you made just for Sylus. Tara dragged you to a Christmas crafting class and was teasing you the whole time as you struggled with the sheer red tool and ruby sequins. 

The nutcracker has white hair, red sequin eyes, a black suit with swirls of red. Of course, you had to include Mephisto somehow. Fortunately, someone in the class had a shifting evol and helped you shape the helmet to look like a crow. More red sequins and some silver and red glitter made Mephisto shine. You chose the nutcracker with the bent arm so you could wrap the sheer red tool around its hand to symbolize his evol. 

After the class, you were inspired to make more Sylus inspired Christmas decorations. But you also wanted to use some of your classic Christmas decorations too. You spent an hour packing some of your favorites before heading to the shop to buy some supplies for your crafting projects. 

The snow globe was filled with soft white snow and a replica of the pouch you made for him during your impromptu adventure to the grasslands. There were five stockings on the fireplace mantle. Sylus’s name in bold black letters against the bright red fabric with little crow pendants sewn in. Yours with bold purple letters and the plushie pins you won at the arcade over the summer. Luke and Kieran had stockings as well, but when you had told them your plans they begged to decorate their own. Luke went with pink letters and polar bear pins while Kieran went with blue letters and reindeer pins. You hoped they’d be put up every year, starting, hopefully, one of many traditions for the little family you’ve made here in the N109 Zone. The last stocking was a baby stocking with a single black crow painted on the baby blue fabric. Mephisto, once again, would be thrilled. 

The mantle was also adorned with garland wrapped with soft white lights, red candles in crystal Santa candle holders. The Christmas tree was delivered right on time and you made sure to take extra precautions to avoid the base leaking after watering. Sylus once told you the carpets in his office were handmade - you were not risking ruining those. It was a challenge to hang the lights and red and silver ornaments on your own, with the tree being over 10 feet tall, but you wanted it to tower over Sylus. Thankfully Luke and Kieran agreed to let you finish decorating alone after the angel mishap and found a stepladder. Luke was still trying to fix the angel, but you could tell it wasn’t going well from the updates Kieran was giving you. 

You hung the wreath made of dark red Poinsettias above his desk. Twinkle lights framed the bookshelves. Fuzzy Christmas blankets and pillows lining the couches and chairs. You sat on the couch admiring your work before looking through the box at your feet for any final additions. Sylus would be home any minute and you wanted to change into a Christmas sweater and be in the kitchen baking cookies when he arrived. You found a small box with a few floral pieces. One stuck out to you, it was a cluster of mistletoe. 

You wouldn’t need that. Or… maybe… You had been dating Sylus for a few months now, and while you were relieved he was taking things slowly, you were also wondering when he’d take the next step. Or was he waiting for you to take the next step? You were anxious and didn’t want to ruin anything. But this was your first holiday season together and maybe this was the perfect time to take that step. Staring down at the mistletoe in your hand, you square your shoulders and rise to your feet. 

You drag the stepladder to the door of his office, you confidently climb the steps and stretch your arm up to secure the mistletoe to the frame. Just as the mistletoe is secured, you hear it, the doorknob jiggles and you don’t have time to react before the door swings open. The stepladder tips and you feel yourself fall. But you’re only airborne for a moment before you land in someone’s arms. Sylus cradles you to his chest, the look of surprise on his face almost makes you laugh. You’ve never seen him caught off guard before. 

“What a surprise. I was wondering why Luke and Kieran were trying to keep me out of my own office. You’ve been busy, sweetie.” 

You watch as he takes in the room around him, still holding you close. You finally release a shaky breath and giggle as he blinks rapidly taking in the new decor. You dare to glance just above him to make sure the mistletoe is still secure. When your eyes flick back to Sylus’ he is staring at you. You can feel your cheeks warm under his gaze. He raises a brow and before you can distract him he looks up. 

“I have a lot to show you! I made some decorations just for you and I was going to bake some cookies. Tara also taught me how to make the best hot chocolate, I thought we could make that. And I brought some Christmas movies, did you hear the music? I got you a record and --”  

You were rambling, you couldn’t stop yourself. Sylus looks down at you in his arms, a smirk forming on his lips and a brow raised. He finally cuts you off.

“Mistletoe? Are you trying to tell me something?”

You are absolutely trying to tell him something, but you didn’t want to be this obvious. He wouldn’t have seen it immediately if you hadn’t fallen from the ladder.

“Of course not! It’s just a decoration!” 

Sylus smiles at your rushed explanation. You wonder if he’ll read between the lines and take the hint. You hung it up, you are ready for the next step, for your first real kiss with him. And if you’re honest, so much more. You held his gaze, falling silent. But instead of leaning in, he drops you to your feet. And he turns to walk further into the room.

Your heart hammers in your chest. He knows. He has to. You tried to make it seem like it wasn’t significant. But you knew he preferred it when you were direct with your intentions. He was punishing you. Your hand moves on its own and you grab his arm before he can move further away from you. He turns back to look at you and you stare at him silently, trying to convince yourself to just do it. Just be bold. If you see something you want, take it. 

“Something you want to say, kitten?”

You’re done waiting, you push up onto your toes and put your arms around his neck. Your lips press against his, gently at first. You’re not sure what washes over you, but you feel brave and powerful. You take his lower lip between your teeth and pull him to you. His hands find your hips and he pulls your body close. You feel his chest vibrate as he grunts in approval. You feel nearly delirious when you finally pull back. He must feel the same, with his ears turning red and his eyes misty.

His arms wrap around you and he pulls you back to him. His lips crash into yours now, you could tell taking it slow was the last thing on his mind. You thread your fingers through his hair. His hands move down to the back of your thighs, he lifts you and you wrap your legs around his waist. You hear the office door close behind you before you are carried into the room. You feel heat across the right side of your face and you turn your head, allowing Sylus to dive into your neck placing kiss after kiss. You’re in front of the fireplace, the heat from the flames damn near suffocating as you try to catch your breath. 

Sylus lowers to the floor, he positions your legs over his lap. One of his hands holding you upright while the other caresses your cheek, explores your thigh, your ass… He kisses you fervently, his tongue tracing your lips begging for permission. You can’t help but smile as you finally let him in, his tongue tangling with your own. It feels like hours before he finally pulls away and rests his forehead against yours.

“I knew you put that up for a reason…” His voice is breathless and raspy, making you giggle. Let him be cocky about being right, you know now more than ever, that you have this man wrapped around your finger.

“I didn’t realize we’d end up making out in front of the fireplace, I would have put some pillows down here.” 

“Use me as your pillow then.” 

He shifts and lays back on the floor, settling you on top of him. Your hands placed firmly on his chest, his hands rubbing your back ever so slightly sending tingles down your spine. You feel your stomach tighten as you stare at him. This man, he is feared by so many, but you have never felt safer. You want to stay here, laying on top of him in front of the fireplace, forever. No one vying for his attention, no Wanderers to fight. Just the two of you. 

“Sylus…”

He puts a hand behind his neck, lifting his head to look at you better. You almost choke on your words, you were just thinking about how you two were taking things slowly and now… You wanted more. But would he want to?

“Yes, my beloved?” 

You loved when he called you that. He started using it more often after getting back from the grasslands. And every time you catch yourself thinking about what life would have been like if you both had stayed. What would you be doing right now?

“I know what I want for Christmas.”

“Oh? But you said ‘No presents Sylus, I mean it’ just two days ago.” You roll your eyes to avoid blushing at his impersonation of you. 

“I changed my mind.”

“Alright, what do you want?”

“You.” 

He stares at you, his eyes wide with surprise. His ears start to turn red and you know he’s thinking up a snarky comment to make you just as flustered. But not this time. You weren’t going to lose your nerve, you were on cloud nine and didn’t want to let this moment slip away.

“You. Your time. Your space. Even your silly comments that drive me crazy. I just want you. And only you.”

You’ve never known him to be speechless, but he doesn’t even try to say another word. His lips pressed together, his jaw clenched. His eyes burrow into yours and you watch as every wall he built up comes crumbling down. Just like you feel entirely safe with him, he feels entirely safe with you. He caresses your face and you drop your gaze, feeling the weight of your confession hit you like a tsunami. He lifts your chin to look at him. 

“You’ve always had me.”

His lips find yours once more. You hold his face with your hands, sighing deeply as his hands drift from your waist, to your hips, lower and lower…

“I FIXED IT!”

You pull away from Sylus in a rush and you both look over to the door of the office. Luke and Kieran stand in the doorway, it seems they are frozen as they take in the scene before them. You, laying on top of Sylus on the floor in front of the fireplace. They start to slowly step backwards out the door when you spot the angel in Luke’s hand. 

“Wait! Oh my god! You did! You fixed it!”

You roll off of Sylus and stand up. Eagerly jogging around the couch to them. 

“Yeah, it wasn’t easy and it, ughh… might not be like it was.” He hands you the angel timidly.

You inspect the angel. The bumps of the dried hot glue and the tiny cracks and chips that couldn’t be repaired. You hold it up to the light and glance behind you, spotting a tiny rainbow square on the floor.

“It’s perfect.”

Luke sighs, relieved. Kieran pats his shoulder and tugs at his jacket urging him to follow him out of the room. Luke nods his head and skips out of the room behind Kieran, closing the door as he goes. Sylus walks up behind you and wraps his arms around your stomach.

“An angel?”

“A tree topper. An antique from my grandmother. I thought you might appreciate it being, well… unique, vintage? It’s my favorite.” 

“Then it’s my favorite too. Let’s put it on the tree then?”

You nod, not bothering to hide the smile on your face. He lifts you and places you on his shoulder. He holds onto your legs as you lean to settle the angel on top of the tree. Once it is secure, Sylus bends to let you hop off. You look up at the angel as Sylus wraps his arms around you once more. You hold onto his arms at your waist and lean back against his chest. You feel his heartbeat, always racing, but steady. Sylus leans down and places a kiss to your temple before whispering into your ear.

“Merry Christmas, my love.”

Tag List (comment if you wanna be added!): @trishiepo0 @not-so-quite-human @kitsunetori @babyx91 @libriomancer @lilyadora

[the-victor-brothers]

The Victors as soldiers (while both Victoria and Elsa as ballet dancers).

Here is Victor VD and Victoria (from CB) in an adapted “Steadfast Tin Soldier” segment, “Piano Concerto No. 2” from Disney’s “Fantasia 2000,” and Victor F and Elsa (from FW) in 1990 animated film, “The Nutcracker Prince.” From both “Fantasia 2000” and “The Nutcracker Prince,” both the Steadfast Tin Soldier and the Nutcracker Prince (Hans) fought against monstrous enemies (The Jack-in-the-Box and the Mouse King), have their feelings for their love-interests (The Ballet Dancer, and Clara) while protecting them, and do not worked well with rodents (mice and rats). Also, both the Ballet Dancer and Clara do ballet dancing (Clara dreamed about traveling around the world and become a ballet dancer).

1) Steadfast Tin Soldier

I loved “Fantasia 2000” (my favorites were “Pines of Rome” and “The Firebird Suites”). I thought V+V would work well as Tin Soldier+Ballet Dancer from the Disney version. After all, both Victor VD and the Tin Soldier had been separated/isolated from their love ones in different world, while both the Ballet Dancer and Victoria still remain faithful for their true love (Victor and the Tin Soldier) while didn’t work well with suitors (Jack in the Box and Lord Barkis). (And yes, folks - Barkis will be the scary Jack-in-the-Box DX).

I know, Victoria looks like Belle from animated BatB, but funny thing is that the Ballet Dancer has similar hairstyle from Belle’s (after all, both the Ballet Dancer and Belle don’t work well with suitors, while both have feelings for their true love (Tin Soldier and Beast/Adam)). Also, I know in CB that both Maggot and Black Widow said to Emily that Victoria “couldn’t” dance or sing, but - BAH what did they know? They didn’t even know Victoria. In my head canon, Victoria always use her imagination to dance with someone (like dancing with an imaginary friend or a ghost) while she’s a fairytale buff since childhood - so, there you go.

Funny thing was that the Steadfast Tin Soldier from the Russian 1976 short film, “The Steadfast Tin Soldier” by Soyuzmultfilm (known for “The Snow Queen,” “The Wild Swans,” and “The Nutcracker”) looks like Victor VD. Now that’s ironic in this art pic.

2) The Nutcracker Prince

“The Nutcracker Prince” is one of my childhood faves - underrated but great version. (I did read the Alexander Dumas version last time. Right now, I’m still reading the Hoffman version (Penguin Christmas Classics)).

Victor F+Elsa both can work well as Hans+Clara from the 1990 version. After all, both Hans and Victor F involved with Science, dealt with creatures (the mice army, and the monster pets), and help/protect/save the girls (Clara and Elsa) from harm (even saving them from falling off the cliff). As for both Clara and Elsa, they both share their sympathy and caring for the boys (Hans and Victor F), have adorable pets (Pavlova and Persephone) as companions… and dealt with monstrous creatures (The Mouse King, and the monster pets).

As for Mr. Rzyzkruski - yes, he’ll be Uncle Drosselmeier (I like that character from the 1990 version). 😄 That would have been like Vincent Price as Drosselmeier in any Nutcracker film or stage. 😆 As for Edgar, he’ll be Fritz, Clara’s brother (and yes, he’ll do something stupid for the poor Nutcracker). And the Wererat will be… the Mouse King?

Both of these drawings were referenced from the screenshots from the films from online. The backgrounds were just colored in color pencils (the second one from the bottom used Posca markers for adjustments). Done with traditional media tools (Pilot Color Eno (Soft Blue) mechanical pencil, art markers, ink pens, color pencils, and Posca markers). Enjoy.

[clanwarrior-tumbly]

Hi! I have been reading you for a long time and would like to ask you something for the first time… The last message flow to the Lethal Company from the Nutcracker was WILDLY SWEET, however, it hurt me from the bracken that was shot through the lytic…. May I ask the bracken and the reader where the bracken constantly goes behind the reader's back…. JUST TO HUG! Someone from the team warns about the danger and the bracken gently takes the reader in his arms to his lair for even bigger hugs!

Bruh you have no idea how soft i am for brackens hfghhs (when I first started playing LC, they were ALWAYS killing me...but now they just like to pop out and scurry away when I look at them, so I consider us to be pretty chill)

Anyways woe Bracken fluff be upon ye <3

.....

Of all the creatures you've encountered during your time with the Company, Brackens were certainly the most complicated.

Even though there's been countless documents and reports of employees scanning, studying, and dying to these aliens...they were still seldom understood. The data on the terminal said so.

There was one in particular who had such a unique behavior pattern that remained a mystery to you.

And he lived on Experimentation, which was supposedly the "safest" moon to land on and gather scrap from.

Most of the time, however, that was a load of bullshit...as you and your crew had many encounters with aggressive lifeforms such as hoarding bugs, Thumpers, spiders, and turrets that were placed in the most inconvenient spots...

Hell, even an Earth Leviathan showed up and nearly consumed your entire ship.

As of right now, though, you were on-track to making the third profit quota's deadline. So a trip to Experimentation was an order, as you could grab minimal loot and still gain enough leftover money to buy some much-needed ship upgrades and tools.

Or maybe new suits or jack o'lanterns.

None of you were good at managing your budget.

But during this trip, you were less focused on getting loot and more eager to see....a certain someone.

Hopefully, he hasn't forgotten about you or mistook you for another random employee.

While two of your coworkers headed into the facility's main entrance and one stayed behind on the ship, you ascended the stairs leading up to the fire exit--armed with nothing but a flashlight and a walkie-talkie.

[Nearby activity detected!]

"Oh come on...can you be anymore vague?" You huffed, slightly annoyed that your scanner displayed the message before you could even touch the damn door.

"Activity" was awfully broad and could mean literally anything was waiting for you on the other side..

It could be a bunker spider or snare flea waiting to drop down on you and catch you by surprise.

It could be a Hygrodere spreading itself all over the floor, anticipating you setting one foot into it before drowning in its slimy body.

It could even be a simple turret ready to turn you into swiss cheese.

However, there's the possibility that it could also be the one entity here who didn't wanna give you a painful death, and you hoped to god you were right.

So you took a leap of faith and entered.

Surprisingly no danger was immediately present, although you did find a lot of good loot inside the room and smiled. "Oh sweet!" You grabbed the rubber ducky and Rubik's cube in the nearest corner, pocketing them. "This should set us way above-"

"Something's behind you!"

"Huh-?!"

All of the sudden, a pair of large arms wrapped around you from behind, pulling you back and causing your oxygen tanks to be pressed against the creature's chest-

Wait.

You only knew one Bracken that did that, and you couldn't help but laugh. "Oh my gosh, you scared me! You know you can't keep doing that!"

"Krrrrrr.." The entity purred softly, nuzzling his face against your neck as its leaves rustled with happiness.

With a chuckle, you patted his arm affectionately. "I've missed you, too, buddy. I told you I'd be back."

Knowing it was this Bracken, you felt safer than ever. He had a habit of greeting you this way: by sneaking up behind you like the rest of his species typically did, and attacking you.....not by snapping your neck like a twig, but by embracing and nuzzling you.

Of course, nobody in your crew believed that you've got a dangerous alien predator on Experimentation who always waited for you. Who loved you like a dog and would kill a Thumper for you.

If only they could meet him...but then again, he was shy.

"Don't tell me it's that damn Bracken again...did you tame it or something?"

The staticky voice of your coworker over the walkie-talkie startled the poor Bracken out of the hug, as it dropped you and flared its leaves out, wondering where they were.

"Relax, we're cool." You huffed, annoyed that they spooked your friend. "I gotta conserve my battery so...signal me when it gets close to midnight."

"....fine. Just don't die. Over and out."

After switching off the device, you turned back to him and smiled apologetically. "Don't worry. They're far away, so they won't bother us." You removed your helmet for the moment.

He nodded in understanding, crouching down to get a better look at your human features.

For some reason he never minded prolonged eye contact with you--and that was a good thing....otherwise, you would've been dead a long time ago.

You smiled and patted the top of his head, before he suddenly sprung up and scooped you up into his arms, lifting you completely off the ground. "Woah! Hey! Where are we going?" You asked as he carried you out of the room, taking you somewhere further within the facility.

Considering the Bracken knew his way around, you weren't too concerned with getting lost.

On your way to this unknown destination, you spotted a hoarding bug skittering down the hallway, eyeing the brass bell attached to your belt.....only to freeze as the leafy entity glared at it.

Luckily it understood the appropriate time to make eye contact with a Bracken, as it eventually looked away from him and decided to leave for another part of the facility.

It seems most of the creatures were knew who was the alpha.

'Man, whoever's tracking me must be so confused right now..' You thought to yourself as he continued walking.

Eventually you both arrived at a place many employees dubbed the "Bracken Room": a large open illuminated space with yellowish walls that looked out of place in the facility.

After setting you down on the floor, you looked at the Bracken with confusion, wondering why he decided to bring you here....until he brought you into another hug, wanting to sit down and have you in his lap.

You just smiled and wrapped your arms around him, giggling as he tucked his head underneath your chin, wanting to listen to the sound of a human's heartbeat.

Now you understood.

All he wanted was to take you to a quiet, safe place away from all the other monsters and employees. A place where he could have you to himself...at least for a couple more hours, anyways.

You knew the ship wasn't leaving anytime soon, so you didn't mind keeping him company.

While other Brackens are among the top three reasons employees hated their job...this one made you love it.

You feel so lucky, you'll consider buying a lottery ticket if you ever returned to Earth.

[misschristineart]

A bit late for Flashback Friday, but better late than never. Here are the art pics that I did from 2024 through this year (2025). They were all from my sketchbook (Maruman Sketchbook). The holiday pics were actually belated, but as I said before - better late then never.

First pic - Kim+Edward, Belle+Adam(Human Beast), and Victor VD+Victoria in Valentine's Day theme with roses.

Second pic - This fanart of two Victors was a tribute to their voice actors, Johnny Depp (Voice of Victor VD) and Charlie Tahan (Voice of Victor F) because their birthdays were on the same month of June.

Third pic - Characters from "Frankenweenie" were amazed when they were all viewing the fireworks in an Independence Day theme.

Fourth pic - Victor VD and Victoria viewing the stars at night in Tanabata theme. They were amazed when they both saw two big, bright stars together - Vega and Altair (Orihime and Hikoboshi).

Fifth and Final pic - The Victors as soldiers, while both Victoria and Elsa as Ballet Dancers. Victor VD as the Steadfast Tin Soldier and Victoria as the Ballet Dancer in an adapted “Steadfast Tin Soldier” segment, “Piano Concerto No. 2” from Disney’s “Fantasia 2000." Victor F as Hans/The Nutcracker and Elsa as Clara in "The Nutcracker Prince" (1990 version).

All done in traditional art tools, and edited in GNU Image Manipulation Program (GIMP).

[igotanidea]

Nutcracker: Dick Grayson x reader

christmas bingo day 5: nutcracker

***

“You know when you said nutcracker this is definitely not what I was expecting….” Y/N muttered looking at Dick, who, grinning like a madman was standing in the middle of the Wayne manor kitchen, dressed in an apron and holding – well, the literal nutcracker.  As in – a kitchen tool.

“Should have known better.” He smiled even wider, causing Y/N to start worrying about his mental health.

“Yeah, I guess I should have known better.” She muttered rubbing her forehead.

“Cas is the fan of ballet, me – not so much” Dick shrugged “besides, if I wanted to spend a few hours with you in a dark room then-“

“Shut up!” she rushed towards him putting a hand on his mouth to stop his babbling “there are kids in this house!”

“Tim is hardly a kid, and Damian-“

“Damian catches up way too fast for a boy his age. And I’m pretty sure you want to avoid the awkward older brother talk with him?”

“Oh sunshine, believe me I’m more than ready for an awkward older brother conversation.” He grabbed her waist and pecked her cheek and before she realised what was happening, she had another white apron tied around her waist.

“Dare I ask-?” she sighed, bracing herself for any crazy idea that might be forming in her boyfriend’s mind

“walnuts. gingerbread.”

“gingerbread?” she repeated, frowning in confusion before it finally hit her “oh no! no! damn it! No way in hell!” instinctively she moved towards the kitchen door, before Dick grabbed her from behind and prevented from escaping his arms.

“It’s a couple bonding exercise!”

“It’s a couple killing practise! Remember what happened last year?! “

“It’s not like I burnt those cookies on purpose! You were extremely distracting with that pout on your face.”

“Can’t remember signing up for a cooking experience with Dick Grayson!!”

“You know that’s actually a nice idea. Maybe I should start my own TV show…”

““you wouldn’t even be able to run a youtube channel-“

“maybe I could juggle oranges while doing a somersault?”

“Oh my god…”

“come on, I am an acrobat, after all.”

“Not the word I would use in this context-“ she rolled her eyes “I’m not baking with you! When Alfred finds out I let you in the kitchen despite my better judgement I’ll -“

“I’ll protect you from Alfred’s wrath” Dick laughed not letting her go. “you’re safe with me baby.”

“He will ban us from the kitchen forever! It’s the only person left in this household that believes I’m sane despite going out with you!”

“Which you are obviously not.” Dick laughed spinning her in his arms and looking at her with the puppy eyes. The expression he worked to perfection during the years. “come on, please… pleeeeaaaassssseeeeeee…….”

“Stop it Grayson! I’m serious… stop it” please stop it, before I give in to your five-year-old antics.     

“Pretty please. Come on, Y/N…. Just say yes.. .It’s gonna be fun I promise…”

 “It’s really not too late to buy the ballet tickets Dick…” she muttered, feeling her resistance breaking despite knowing well enough how the baking experience with Dick Grayson will end.

“That’s for another occasion.”

***

Two hours later, as predicted, kitchen looked like batterfield. Nut shells splattered everywhere, including Y/N’s hair, flour on her clothes that happened to not be covered by the apron and a sticky smudge of spice on her forehead made her similar to a gingerbread man (woman). While she was huffing and puffing making the dough, shaping cookies and decorating them, Dick just sit on the counter watching her with a loving eyes, making a mess and not helping at all. He didn’t even bother to open the over for her, at least not until she almost burned herself trying to balance the quite heavy baking tray in one hand. It was a miracle she survived this.

“couple bonding exercise, my ass.” She hissed, brushing her hair away with a wrist, fairly annoyed that she had to do  all the work.

“I definitely feel bound to you.” He smiled at her, jumping off the counter.

“you didn’t even move a finger-“ before she could finish he cut off her off with the kiss.

“can’t you be original, once?” she scoffed pulling back “cutting off with a kiss is just so predictable, man-like gesture.”

“Can’t blame me. You taste the sweetest.” Dick only laughed in response, wiping off the streak of honey which she was stained with in the corner of her mouth. “Better than the cookies.”

[noisycowboyglitter]

"Deez Nuts Nutcracker Clothing: Unique Holiday Fashion"

Deez Nuts Nutcracker Funny is a humorous twist on the traditional Christmas decor. This playful and irreverent take on the classic nutcracker figurine has become a popular internet meme and a sought-after novelty item. The phrase "Deez Nuts" is incorporated into the design, often in a cheeky or suggestive manner, making it a conversation starter and a source of amusement for those with a sense of humor.  

Buy now:19.95$

Deez Nuts Nutcracker Funny items come in various forms, including figurines, ornaments, t-shirts, and other merchandise. They are typically designed to shock, surprise, and entertain, often with a wink and a nod to the playful nature of the phrase. While not for everyone, these items have gained a dedicated following among those who appreciate offbeat humor and enjoy pushing the boundaries of traditional holiday decor.  

Whether it's displayed as a standalone piece or integrated into a more elaborate Christmas display, the Deez Nuts Nutcracker is sure to elicit reactions ranging from laughter to bewilderment. Its popularity highlights the enduring appeal of humor and the ability of unexpected items to capture attention and spark conversation.

Buy now

Ugly Christmas sweaters, or Ugly Christmas Xmas, have become a festive fashion phenomenon embraced by men and women alike. These intentionally tacky and humorous garments are adorned with an array of kitschy and over-the-top Christmas motifs, from flashing lights and jingle bells to oversized reindeer and snowmen.  

Initially seen as an ironic fashion statement, ugly Christmas sweaters have evolved into a beloved tradition for holiday gatherings and parties. They foster a sense of fun and camaraderie, encouraging people to embrace their inner child and let loose. Whether you prefer classic kitsch, pop culture references, or downright bizarre designs, there's an ugly Christmas sweater to suit every taste.

Buy now

Beyond the festive attire, the trend has also spawned a variety of related merchandise, including ugly Christmas pajamas, hats, and accessories. Ugly Christmas Xmas has become a cultural phenomenon, generating excitement and anticipation for the holiday season.

Finding the perfect Christmas gift for a couple can be fun! Consider shared interests and hobbies when selecting a present. For the adventurous duo, experiences like hot air balloon rides or concert tickets are ideal. If they enjoy cozy nights in, consider matching loungewear, a gourmet food basket, or a subscription box tailored to their shared interests.

Buy now

Personalized gifts like custom-made artwork or engraved keepsakes add a romantic touch. For couples who love to cook, consider kitchen gadgets or a cooking class together. Remember, the most important thing is to choose a gift that reflects the unique bond between the couple.

[deathontheroad]

Updating Aban's reference sheet with a new design, a few things were kept the same.

It resides in 7-Dine along with Sui, minding its own business while keeping (or trying to) the Masked out of trouble. It will roam and scan like a normal Nutcracker. It will enter its pursuing mode when his target exits the mansion, prompting him to follow (yes, Aban can go outside). He is persistent, going as far as following employees all the way to the ship, and even then it won't stop until it has killed them.

Being a stubborn entity, Aban cannot be killed but will be knocked out instead. While knocked out, employees will have 10 seconds to escape or get some distance between them. If his target isn't within its field of view when he awakens, he will return to his roaming phase until he encounters another target.

The theme that plays while chasing/pursuing is similar to the normal Nutcracker's except quieter, slowed down and distorted.

And now...

Introducing the new guy to the gang, Urs!

Due to the languange barrier, it is difficult to communicate with the crew, often leading to miscommunication and enhancing his sense of alienation. While Urs understands English, he cannot speak it well. His sentences are still incomprehensible and he has very diffilculty in speaking it, causing him to get irritated and go back to grumbling in his native language, further distancing him from the crew.

Urs has an affinity for weapons; he feels safer when he has a gun and a close-combat tool by his side or nearby. He stores his things in his bag and may or may not steal "borrow" items from his crew. He has taken things and never returned them so many times that the crew no longer allows him to borrow anything from them (if you want/need something, go get it yourself).

Urs' voice claim: Rammstein - Sonne

Aban's voice claim: Tricked ya' ~ {Ruin Song}

Sui's voice claim: Drive45 - Mrs Mark Max Maddy

[renee561]

Got a whole list: (not in order of watching just a list)

While You Were Sleeping (5 of yall)

The Santa Clauses (personally I'm only a fan of the first two)

Elf

Scrooge'd

Scrooge A Christmas Carol (not sure if this one and the one before is the same movie or not)

A Muppet Christmas Carol

Lion in Winter (Hepburn o Toole)

Lost (4x05)

Ted Lasso (2x4)

The Shop Around the Corner

Happiest Season

Let it Snow

Holiday Inn

The Holiday

Bob Burgers Christmas Episodes

Bones Christmas Episodes

Jingle Jangle

Barbie Nutcracker

The Nurcracker and the Four Realms

A Boy Called Christmas

Klaus

Nightmare before Christmas

The Noel Diary

Spirited

Home Alone (1 & 2)

How the Grinch Stole Christmas (2000)

Noelle

Red One

Cursed Claymation chronicles (youtube)

Thanking for the recs!:

@miz-chase @echoofawind @austennerdita2533 @wauryd @operationlightswan @albatrossisland @twelverriver @heatherfield @cursedartandthensome @bisonomy

[h0rnyace]

homuras witch symbolism in rebellion is so good spoilers obviously

when she first transforms i noticed her hat being a vinyl record and needle in the shape of a witch hat the needle could never spin on the vinyl signifying homura being a broken record we also see this in her other witch forms in the games but ill take about the movie witch form only she also has a skeletal appearance signifying her impending death

she also has all of her friends colors on her

her face falls off and a red spider lily blooms red spider lilies symbolize death but they also mean parting and renewal so she is saying goodbye to her friends we notice the gramophone on her back she is also crying teeth which could symbolize crying symbolizes "the overflow of experiences that touch the depths of our hearts" and she is losing teeth which symbolizes "losing power"

she is losing power over her execution and situation she is cuffed to a wooden board led by a red thread the thread could symbolize fate and this is hers to bear

she has 5 familiars we know about Lotte

The Nutcracker Witch's servant. Its duty is to mete out punishment. These tin soldiers organize the procession for the witch sent to the guillotine. 

Luiselotte

A minion of the Nutcracker Witch. Her duty is to eliminate rats. She hunts the wretched white rats on her mount, a decaying tooth. She also helps the other tin warriors get rid of those who would dare to interrupt their funeral procession.

Lilia

The Nutcracker Witch's servant. Its role is to chew. These nutcracker dolls chew and crush any unwanted foreign substances in place of the witch who can no longer crack any nuts.

Liese

The Nutcracker Witch's servant. Its role is to bear bad news. These stuffed birds announce the beginning of the witch's funeral procession. They receive food from the children of the false city, and follow their orders to a certain extent

Clara Dolls

 The dolls present are Pride, Pessimism, Liar, Cold-Heartedness, Selfishness, Slander, Blockhead, Jealousy, Laziness, Vanity, Cowardice, Stupid-Looking, Inferiority, and Stubbornness, while the last one (Love) has yet to arrive.

Lisa

The Nutcracker Witch's servant. Its role is to thoroughly inform the cast of the play and manage the stage. It is an iron airship that floats above the fake Mitakihara. It rewrites the memories of the humans brought into this world by giving them a new script for the sake of the Witch. It is undoubtedly a Witch's minion, although it is closer to a tool that is directly influenced by the Witch's emotions.

next the scene cuts to a salamander

 salamanders symbolize  immortality, rebirth, passion, and the ability to withstand flames and salamanders are homuras animal motif because salamanders are able to survive flames and homuras name translates to flame

while she is walking her bows grows out and tries to stop her execution but she doesnt stop knowing she has to do this to keep madoka safe she

this is my interpretation of homlilys symbolism and design :D thanks for reading

[knifedog-machina]

feeling the human animal joys of deconstructing a pomegranate with a knife and my bare hands. the enrichment of puzzling out where and how deeply to cut so it splits without cutting into the seeds inside, and then going in with my fingers and delicately detaching the seeds from the pith, getting my hands stained with delicious mistakes that I'll eat anyway, and dumping it into a bowl to enjoy the fruits of my labor

also. the human animal joys of cracking nuts with a nutcracker, a tool designed specifically for cracking open nuts and getting to the tasty insides. the nutcracker is an ingenious invention. i love tool use <3

[interstellarsystem]

The creature-esque feelings that come from cracking open walnuts with simple tools... Like yes give me that spoon I'm about to go feral. It might not be my beak but I sure as hell don't need a nutcracker.