#obey me beelzebub

[runu-chan]

Satan learned everything from his brothers💚

They did a good job, I'd say.

[lovetei]

If a jealous gaze could truly burn a hole onto someone's head, the head of that human exchange student would have been long turned into ashes.

You, the hell renowned lust demon, were replaced by some short, puny little dumb sheep? Hilarious.

You had better chemistry with each of that sheep's lovers, people knew it!

You became Lucifer's assistant, and one of the only demons he trusts.

You're Mammon's partner in each one of his modeling gigs.

You cosplay and play games with Leviathan, hell, he even let's you sit by when he's having a meeting as the marine captain.

And you were Satan's favorite, libraries every weekend and cat cafes almost everyday, the grandmother's of the streets practically sees the two of you as a married couple.

Asmodeus? Hell, he let's you use his make-up without any questions asked.

You were also Beelzebub's favorite cook, he said no one could ever match your skills in cooking.

And of course, Belphegor's favorite pillow.

You're not going to let this sheep off the hook that easy.

[devildomwriter]

Your Best Matches Based on Your Zodiac Sign

*zodiacs aren’t always accurate. In fact finding love with a zodiac not typically compatible can be a sign of true love and the endurance of a relationship so don’t lose hope.*

Aries

(March 21—April 19)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Solomon, Barbatos, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Satan, Raphael, Thirteen

Taurus

(April 19-May 20)

Most Compatible: Mammon, Thirteen, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Barbatos, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Simeon

Gemini

(May 21-June 20)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Leviathan, Barbatos, Satan, Raphael

Least Compatible: Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Solomon

Cancer

(June 21-July 22)

Most Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Leviathan, Satan, Raphael, Thirteen

Leo

(July 23-August 22)

Most Compatible: Raphael, Satan, Lucifer, Solomon, Leviathan

Least Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Simeon

Virgo

(August 23-September 22)

Most Compatible: Asmodeus, Mammon, Thirteen

Least Compatible: Lucifer, Solomon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Libra

(September 23-October 22)

Most Compatible: Solomon, Simeon, Barbatos, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Thirteen, Leviathan

Scorpio

(October 23-November 21)

Most Compatible: Thirteen, Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Barbatos, Simeon, Asmodeus

Sagittarius

(November 22-December 21)

Most Compatible: Simeon, Raphael, Satan, Barbatos, Leviathan

Least Compatible: Mammon, Beelzebub, Belphegor, Lucifer

Capricorn

(December 22-January 19)

Most Compatible: Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Mammon, Asmodeus, Beelzebub, Belphegor

Least Compatible: Leviathan, Satan, Raphael

Aquarius

(January 20-February 18)

Most Compatible: Solomon, Leviathan, Satan, Raphael, Lucifer

Least Compatible: Asmodeus, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Barbatos

Pisces

(February 19-March 20)

Most Compatible: Thirteen, Diavolo, Mephistopheles, Asmodeus

Least Compatible: Lucifer, Solomon, Mammon

[gullible-diamond]

[bndc0928]

Another “If ‘obey me’ was a TV show” bloopers:

*when Satan and Lucifer switched bodies in the story, but for the sake of skit, they don’t actually switch. When it says ‘Satan’, it’s supposed to be Lucifer in Satan’s body.”

Lucifer: “Satan, I’ve told you to keep your forbidden books out of reach.”

Satan: *just looks at him with a raised brow.* “That’s my line.”

Lucifer: “Fuuuu***, I’m supposed to be you.” *everyone lightly chuckles*

Satan: “You are Satan. I am you.”

MC: “Cause that’s not confusing.” *Says sarcastically*

Lucifer: “Let’s try this again. Wait, what’s my line then?” *Levi with script jogs over to him* “Okay, I got it.”

Levi: “You sure?”

Lucifer: *Rolls eyes.* “Yes Asshole. Now start the scene.”

Satan: “I want to point out how much Lucifer isn’t like his character.” *says with a small laugh.*

MC: “Yea, and you two are actually best friend. As long as the viewers think you hate each other it’s okay.”

Mammon: “I’m not as much of a trouble maker in real life.”

Director: “That’s debatable.”

Mammon: “Pulling a prank and actually causing trouble are two different things.”

Everyone: “He has a point.”

Director: “Just start the scene, so we can go to lunch.”

[mammonsrockstargf]

GRILLED CHEESE

pairing: beelzebub x gn!reader contents: smut, unprotected sex, tiny bit of choking, pet name (sweets), praise, he bites you once, multiple orgasms, overstim wordcount: 1k

It’s empty in the kitchen as Beel sits you on the counter before turning to the stove and beginning to make the grilled cheese. You watch his back with curiosity as he flips the sandwich, and the aroma of toast and melted cheese begins to fill the room. 

Beelzebub hums to himself before he puts the finished food on a plate and turns to you. You expect him to chow down the whole thing in one bite. After all, that is why you assume he pulled you out of his comfy bed and down to the kitchen.

But instead of doing that, he slots himself between your legs and holds out the grilled cheese in front of you. You raise your brows, eyes shifting between the food and Beel.

“You're not gonna eat that, big guy?” you ask, and Beel shakes his head. 

“No. It’s for you,” he replies, as though it’s the most obvious thing in the world. You’re slightly surprised, but you’re never one to turn down a good sandwich, so you slowly take a bite. Beel watches with interest, licking his lips as his eyes gleam red. You chew on the food and almost moan at the taste.

“Mmmm, it’s really good, Beel,” you say. “But why are you making me grilled cheese at 10 p.m.?” you ask before taking another bite. Beel sheepishly smiles before taking a bite himself.

“It’s for energy,” he replies, and you giggle. After all, it’s just a casual Sunday evening. It’s not like you’re going to the gym or anything.

“What do I need energy for?” 

Your eyes roll to the back of your head as Beelzebub bottoms out, his thick cock stretching your walls to the max as he fucks his cock into you. With your legs on either side of his hips, he practically lays on top of you, pressing you into his mattress. He has one hand on your hip to keep you steady, the other is around your throat, applying light pressure that makes you feel dizzy.

Beel mouths at your jaw, tasting your salty skin, while he leaves breathy moans in your ear that make heat pool in your gut. You claw at his back while he slowly grinds his cock into you in circular motions, his leaky tip pushing at that mushy spot that makes euphoric waves of pleasure course through your body, all the way to your toes.

“You feel so good, sweets,” Beel mutters, giving your cheek a sloppy kiss. He pulls his hips back all the way back till only his tip is enveloped by your gooey insides before he buries himself to the hilt again. “Fuck,” you gasp, arching your back into him as Beel repeats the motion.

“I never want to leave,” Beel mutters, eyes lidded with how drunk he is off your body, your warmth, your taste. “I’d fuck you forever if I could.” 

You whine as Beel begins to pick up his pace, fucking you harsher, faster. He buries his head in the crook of your neck, while his hand on your hip grips you tighter, mixing pain with pleasure. “So good for me,” Beelzebub moans, his voice coming out breathier than you’ve ever heard as he pistons his hips into yours, balls slapping against your ass. The familiar knot in your gut begins to tighten as his cock bullies your insides, carving a hole for himself in there. You squeeze your eyes shut, gasping for air as you’re fucked into the mattress. 

“I’m gonna come, Beel,” you announce, and you feel his teeth grazing your neck as he continues to fuck you at a ruthless pace. “You’re gonna make me come,” you repeat, and you feel his dick twitch inside of you as he groans into your neck.

“Come on, sweets, wanna feel it. Come for me,” he says. If there’s one thing Beel gets off on, it’s your pleasure. Violet eyes meet yours as he watches your expression. Desperation and hunger mixed in them, quickly turning into satisfaction as you reach your high, sensitive walls clamping down on his length as you come. Your mouth shapes into an o, your liquids spraying Beel’s abdomen as you cry out.

“Fuck, you look-” Beel sounds completely out of breath as he licks his lips and watches your cum glistening on your skin. “So good,” he murmurs, coming down to kiss you as he continues to fuck you. You moan into his mouth, your hips bucking involuntarily, as Beel sucks on your tongue, now focused on reaching his high.

He pulls out before turning you around, gripping your hips, and sliding in again. The new angle makes you feel even fuller as you drool into the pillow beneath you. Beel lays on top of you, chest against your back, as he grinds his hips into you from behind, his tip repeatedly nudging your sweet spot. Your eyes roll back as Beelzebub sinks his teeth into your shoulder, a growl coming from the bottom of his stomach as he comes inside of you, filling you with rows of his cum. He straightens up again, taking a second to admire the new bite mark, before pulling out and watching his cum spill out of you. 

Beelzebub feels satisfaction course through him as he turns you around again, coming down to kiss you. You reciprocate, running your fingers through his sweaty hair and pulling it out of his eyes, a delirious giggle leaving you. 

“Beel, I think you just rearranged my guts,” you mumble against his lips and Beel hums. 

“That’s why you needed energy,” he replies, and you roll your eyes. You gasp when Beel slips inside of your warmth again. 

“Beel, what are you…” In a second you’re flipped around, now in Beel’s lap, impaled on his length. “W– wait, I’m not-” you whine at the new position, resting your head on Beel’s shoulder as his hands dig into your hips and he experimentally thrusts up. 

“You still have more energy, right?” Beelzebub asks, voice coaxing and sweet as he helps you circle your hips. You close your eyes, biting down on your bottom lip. “You can take more, right?” His drooly tip kisses your sweet spot, throwing all sense out the window as you feel another orgasm on the horizon. Beelzebub kisses your head, pulling you closer. 

Big arms wrap around your waist, helping you go up and down, and Beel moans in satisfaction. 

“See? Grilled cheese gives you energy.”

thank you for reading!

masterlist | dividers by cafekitsune

[obeymeshallwedateaddict]

Hii! First off, I LOVE your writing.

Secondly, what if during a movie night w/the demon brothers, (bc I am convinced they have them...) they (unknowingly) pick a movie that stars MC. What would each of their reactions be? Could you also do one with the undateables too?

Thx for reading! <3

Heyyyy I wrote your request as a group story because it's thought it's easier than writing for each brother individually. As for the other guys there will be a part two coming soon. Enjoy!

Summary: The brothers and MC are having a movie night and they find out that MC is one of the actors in it.

You can find more of my work here: Masterlist

GN!MC

The brothers' reactions to MC being an actor in a movie

It was a peaceful night in the Devildom. There weren't many hardships during the day and all the brothers were pretty energetic. The eldest wasn't preoccupied with too much work so he was planning on spending the night with a glass of demonus and the sound of record playing in the background while relaxing on the comfortable sofa in his study. All of a sudden though MC along with the rest of the brothers burst through the door of the study just as he was choosing the perfect record for the night. Lucifer shot them a look of tiredness and question before crossing his arms at his chest.

Mammon: Yo, Lucifer! Ya in mood for a movie night? We haven't had those in a while. Whatcha say?

Asmo: Yep <3. I just looove watching a movie while cuddling with someone. Can I pleaseeee cuddle you, Lucifer?

Satan: Guys why don't we just watch it ourselves? Why do we need Lucifer there?

Beel while nibbling on some food: Because... Num.. num num.. we're.. num.. num.. a family, Satan.

Satan rolled his eyes and leaned on the wall behind him.

Satan: Whatever.

Lucifer: Hm.. a movie night you say? We certainly haven't had those in a while... But...

Upon hearing the word "But" MC looked up at the eldest with the most pleading puppy eyes they could manage.

MC: Come ooon, Lucifeeerrr. Pleaseee?

Asmo along with MC: Please~?

Lucifer sighing: Fine, I'll come. But Asmo, my cuddles are reserved for MC. So I'd appreciate it if you keep your distance.

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Everyone are sitting in the living room, in front of the TV. Satan is passing through the list of movies the brothers have stored in "to watch"

Satan: How about this one? It's a murder documentary.

Asmo shot Satan with an "are you serious?" look before tilting his head to the side and putting a hand over his eyes dramatically.

Asmo: Are you insane, Satan? Please get this out of my sight!! The image of.. blood alone gives me the chills...

Levi: As far as I know you are the only one in the house that enjoys watching this type of thing, Satan.

Satan: That's not true! MC watches them with me all the time.

Belphie: Do they enjoy it though? Or are they doing it out of politeness?

Lucifer: Or perhaps they pity him for watching the documentaries alone so they decide to tag along.

Satan: Lucifer, shut up. I'm not pitiful unlike a certain someone with their classical music obsession.

Lucifer's eyes darken and his gaze pierced through the back of Satan's head.

Lucifer: Satan.

MC gently pokes Lucifer's bicep, signaling him to calm down.

MC: Guys, let's not fight. It's a family movie night!

Beel: Yeah. MC is right.

Mammon pointing at the screen: How 'bout that one? It's some kind of fantasy and horror mix or somethin'. Sounds great to me!

Satan: Yeah. That's not a bad choice either. Should we watch this?

Levi: Yeah. Looks good.

Mammon: Yo Asmo! Ya ain't squeamish about this as well are ya?

Asmo: Well this one doesn't look as bad as the murder documentary. Let's give it a go.

Satan clicks the play button and sits back on the couch. Though what he doesn't expect is to feel someone snuggling against him. He looks down and his eyes widen upon seeing Asmo getting comfortable on his older brother's chest.

Satan: Asmodeus! I never allowed you to snuggle against me!

Asmo: Awwhh come ooonn, Saaataaannn!! What's a movie night without cuddles???

Despite Asmo's winning Satan pushed him away and looked back at the screen.

Asmo: Ugh, Satan! You're so bad! MC, sweetheart, be a doll and come cuddle with me.

Mammon: Don't even think about it, Asmo! MC is sitting with ME right now. It's not your turn yet!

Everybody continue talking until one specific scene gets on the screen and silences the brothers.They are left in a mix of shock and confusion which was clearly visible on their faces.

Mammon: Wait.. That can't be..

Belphie: But it does look like them..

Levi: Could it perhaps be them..?

MC furrows their brows and looks at the brothers with a questioning look.

MC: Guys, what's up? You went silent all of a sudden... Is something the matter..?

All of the brothers take a look at MC before looking back at the screen.

Lucifer: MC, is that... You?

MC looks at the TV and smiles upon seeing themselves on the screen.

MC: Oh yeah! I'm one of the actors in the movie! I completely forgot. Cool isn't it?

Mammon: Wait WHAT?

Satan: MC, you are one of the.. actors? You're starting in this movie?

MC: Yeah?

Levi: What do you mean "Yeah?" This is a serious matter!

Asmo: MC dear, you never told us that you're an actor...

MC: Is it that important that you have to know?

Belphie: Yeah!

Beel: Yes, MC

MC: ...?

Lucifer sighs and punches the bridge of his nose before speaking.

Lucifer: MC, they're just overreacting. This is a matter to be proud of. I've personally heard many good things about this movie.

Mammon: Overreactin'?! Whatcha mean?!?! We ain't overreactin'!!!

Asmo: Yeah this seems pretty important to me! Like I'm sooo into it!! MC, dear, tell me more! Tell me what make up they use, how did they style your hair because it looks fabulous!

Satan: Yes, MC how does it feel to perform on stage in front of a camera?

Levi: Is it hard? Do you get stage fright or camera fright or something? I would honestly prefer to die rather than perform on stage! How do you do it?

MC: Well..

Belphie: Do they let you take naps in between shootings? If it were me I would fall asleep on stage if they didn't let me nap..

Beel: Do they give nice food? Is it free by any chance? How did it taste like.. Mmm my stomach is already growling...

Mammon: How much did they pay ya?! It better be a nice, big amount B'cuz it would be insultin' to not pay ya enough?

MC: Well, first of all..

Lucifer sighing: MC, you don't have to answer all of their stupid questions if you don't feel like it..

MC: No it's fine...

And so MC proceeds to explain everything to the brothers, answering each question they shoot their way with a wide smile on their face. The brothers seem in awe that MC was staring in the said movie. Some of them were proud and others were simply shocked and extremely interested.

After the bunch of questions from the seven brothers the family finally manages to watch the movie. At times someone would point out MC's acting skills or a scene that looked cool.

Sometimes the brothers would brag about MC and their acting potion in said movie since it was well known. And when they had movie nights they'd sometimes watch other movies MC starred in.

[alexxncl]

‼️NIGHTBRINGER LESSON 49 SPOILERS‼️

masterlist | all lessons | season 3 | lesson 48.1 | lesson 48.2 | lesson 49.2

now...

it's CANON that he knows he can't cook

so why the fuck 😭

luke :(((( baby :((((((((

i'm glad simeon is finally opening up though. luke being able to event talk to simeon about (before simeon himself, mind you) this proves that he's more than mature enough to have conversations like this. i love seeing how much he's grown since the beginning of the game

didn't take a screenshot of this bc i can only post 10 pictures per post, BUT i'm glad the fact that raphael showed up out of nowhere wasn't glossed over bc why is he here ??? respectfully

this is why simeon don't talk to nobody 😭 y'all can't take SHIT seriously

but in all honesty i'd just shut down and stop talking bc i get overwhelmed easily

but oh luke...

i hope he takes this as a "hm maybe the celestial realm isn't as good as it seems, maybe things aren't just black and white" instead of immediately jumping to "no simeon's too kind to be a demon bc all demons are mean and they suck", but i feel like the devs are gonna go with the latter simply bc they love giving luke development and then ripping it away seconds later

(for context, the other response was something along the lines of "he really cried his eyes out, huh?")

regardless of how much luke has grown and matured, he's still a kid. like, a kid kid. they cry when they're upset, when they're angry, when they're throwing a tantrum, and when theyre confused and/or overwhelmed. i feel like the latter might be the case with luke, which is why i chose the "i'm sure he'll be ok" option

more on this here

they're making it sound like simeon is queer/trans and honestly...i'm here for it. but that's partially bc i fall under both umbrellas. i love projecting 🫶🏽

i do wish it were this easy to come out and have your family/friends accept you bc it was a doozy for me 🫠

ANYWAYS

angst. give me more. PLEASE

i'm just so so glad that he's actually opening up. in the past, it felt like every time we get a crumb of vulnerability, he'd shut back down and act like everything was okay. idk if it's because he's more comfortable in his identity and place in the world, or his place in mc and the brothers' life, but he's more prone to actually talking about what's bothering him. it makes me happy

...this makes me a little less happy

ik simeon his his qualms with the celestial realm, but all in all, he probably still sees the place as his home and the people there as his family

what if this whole arc ends with the celestial realm opening its gates to (certain) demons? what if the boys get to visit their old home for the first time in literal millenia? and what if they get to show satan around?

idk y'all i'm trying to be hopeful, but hope can only get you so far when it comes to this game 😭

development at its finest

not focusing on a way to "fix" simeon, but to help deal with the situation at hand despite and because of simeon's condition

...ig the angst could only last for so long. back to the nerdy shit

[love-fictional-ppl]

Younger Brothers reactions to MC wearing lingerie

Part 1 & part 3

Summary: Younger Brothers accidentally ignoring MC and to get their attention she puts on lingerie

Pairings: Satan x fem!MC, Asmodeus x fem!MC, Beelzebub x fem!MC, Belphegor x fem!MC

Warnings: language, sexual references, lingerie,

He hadn’t been paying you much attention lately, you had started to feel a bit lonely. You weren’t really sure on how to get his attention. Talking to Thirteen she gave you some advice.

“Wear something slutty. He’ll love it, at the very least you’ll get his attention like you wanted.”

You contemplated the idea for awhile before actually deciding to go through with it. You went to Devil’s Secret to find lingerie he would like, you wound up pick a simple lacy one in his favorite color.

When you went home you immediately went to your room to change, then you waited.

Satan:

Likely had been ignoring you so that he could read a book or he was just busy capturing stray cats

takes you to Pound Town when he sees you

You will probably have to stay home from R.A.D the next day

Honestly the only thing you did was unlock Satan’s attraction to lingerie. On the plus side now you have a closet full of lingerie

9/10 recommend

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Asmodeus:

*Squeals* “for me?!”

Actually be mad at him for ignoring you cause it was his fault he just is self absorbed

Don’t let him touch you just flaunt it for him

It needs to be drilled into his head what he did wrong

-3/10

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Beelzebub:

Will complement you on how beautiful you look and share his snacks with you

Absolutely did not mean to ignore you. He was busy with fangol practice

If you want to be nice to the boy, let him get between your thighs and lap on his favorite meal

He genuinely will feel bad for blowing you off though.

10/10

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Belphegor:

His excuse is reasonable. Ish.

It just so happens your schedule interferes with his sleep schedule. Which is all the time.

But let me say you had to come find him in the attic to begin with. He probably just pulled you under the blanket and slow fucked you.

To make it up to you he just starts napping wherever you are

9/10 cs he only sorta got the point

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Will be working on the drafts since it’s the weekend:3

[robin-birb]

This is wholesome thing ever

[jeshiiru]

Matching each other silly 😳

[devildomwriter]

Luke Finds Out

Poor baby cried his eyes out until he passed out

[obey-me-polls]

Who would play otome games? (That isn't Levi or Asmo)

[angelicvigilante]

[kenjisnachos]

My GL2 Glitched & I lost all of my KNY designs, I'm also to lazy to remake them/I don't want to So, have the Demon brothers

[journey-to-the-attic]

bug thoughts (part 1) (maybe)

drawing this would be too large an endeavour rn so i've just written them out :)

ik asks each character "what would you do if i was a bug?" and these are the conversations that ensue:

levi: what kind of bug ik: uhh just like. a beetle levi: a beetle? ik: yeah levi: why not something cooler ik: beetles are cool levi: like a scarab or a- ik: WHAT DO YOU THINK SCARABS ARE

luke: a... a bug?? ik: yes luke: i guess i'd put you in a jar or something. you could live on my desk ik: i'm just in the jar forever? luke: no! i'd- i'd take you for walks and stuff- ik: on walks? luke: like, with a spider silk lead or- [mutual laughter]

belphie: i'd squash you ik: HEY

lucifer: that's a ridiculous question. you aren't a bug. ik: but what if i was lucifer: you aren't ik: yeah but if, hypothetically, i turned into a bug lucifer: i'd turn you back into a human ik: but what if i was stuck like that lucifer: you wouldn't be ik: yeah but hypothetically lucifer: you are going in circles ik: stop being ANNOYING just answer the question lucifer: fine. i suppose i'd consult a zoologist and set up the appropriate enclosure ik: i don't think i need all that i'm just a bug lucifer: i decide what you do and don't need. you're a bug. now go do your homework

beel: are you one of the bugs that like fruit? i'd take you to buy fruit to eat ik: see that's so nice! belphie said he'd SQUASH me beel: oh, he doesn't mean it ik: i dunno he sounded like he did beel: well if he does then i'll squash him ik: you're the best :) beel: :)

simeon: i would build you a little bug house out of sticks. and a little bug bed out of moss and matches, and bug curtains out of leaves, and a bug table out of a mushroom.... ik: pff you sound like you've been thinking about it already simeon: it's a very serious question ik: i'm glad SOMEONE thinks so