#oc: yiel

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What are your alien ocs thoughts on eating corn?

here's all my opinionated aliens! thank you for the question, it was very fun :) text transcript under the cut

YIEL: Um... I can't eat <nervous> but I wish I could. Apparently GAR'S old enough to have eaten before, he says it's nothing special but I think he's just never had anything good <skeptical>

LADY: I had corn once and, um... clogged the toilet. I'm sure your Earth exports are lovely, I just can't handle so much fiber.

GUNNELL: Ho-ho, corn? That's exotic exotic. I've had it before and I like the taste but I wouldn't eat it as part of a home meal.

THE PIRATE: Well maybe I'd have an answer for you if I could get my talons on anything other than NUTRIENT PASTE

CIPRIAN: Man, you can eat people for all I care, just clean up after yourself and we're cool.

STELLA: ...Bro

IUWAU: I HATE CORN. I don't even have anything against the taste, but the sound of someone eating it makes me want to leap out of my skin.

MOLLIMAR: Tastes okay, but pretty much everything tastes similar to me. I'll shamelessly piggyback off of Devon's opinion and say it's great.

BYZOW: It is unlike anything on my home planet! I like it. The taste is not good to me but the appearance is so funny.

PHIER-KEL: I love corn. I'm #1 corn warrior. Corn fears me. I'm the bane of corn. I love it so much, I have a t-shirt about it. The day I die is the day 70% more corn becomes available on the market. Corn. 4. Life. (He talks like this about all food he likes.)

DEVON: I'm no alien, but I'm out here for team corn.

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quick headshots of everyones favorite flesh plane, yiel, in the cars movies style

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my friend showed me a bunch of these nifty valentine cards with planes on them so this was the logical next step

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A colored version of Yiel from the most recent sophont interview drawing for his ArtFight

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what are skuks

theres a lot to say about them but in a nutshell, the skuks are a highly advanced, entirely* mechanized alien species in a faraway galaxy. their population is made of sentient buildings, spaceships, giant bacterio-phage looking robot spider things, drone swarms, space bases, and anything and everything you can think of that is not a person and also large. they used to be a fungoid species called the qu'orl, but once they found out how to drop their brains into robo-powerhouses they dropped the whole "biological" lifestyle pretty quickly

there is also the #skuk tag for your perusal if youd like some more examples and disjointed rambling. regrettably ive only posted art of pilot skuks so far ("skittery" skuks with legs and such, the standard skuks are the buildings and spaceships) but that should change soon once i finish drawing my character Gar, a space anchor/small spaceship.

* slight catch, skuks do put biological elements into their bodies, but only as fashion. my best example of this is my oc Yiel, a space jet with a transparent underside container filled with meat. it makes him look like he has organs on the inside, i really need to draw him...