#of course cleaned stuff up and such afterwards and then before posting. but whateva

[eggtomatosoup]

Another OC pmv, featuring gay people* and a bunch of bird** images!

(some still frames I liked under the cut)

*in yuri civilization, nobody jumps for th

**passenger pigeon, red-necked phalarope

[asshlyyyy]

Pumpkin Carving (Elvis Headcanons)

I wanted to get headcanons up between every fic this month. The same will be for the next two months as well. We are in holiday season my pals. I have four other headcanons planned, and yes these will all sadly be headcanons... I might have one fic planned that fits in the halloween theme.

Are we liking these? Are we not? Well, too bad. Because this is how its going to be. I also haven’t started on any fics so... That is great as well. I swear I am an amazing writer at keeping stuff posted for you guys... he... he... hehe...

Masterlist

Pairing: Austin!Elivs / Elvis x Gn!Reader

Warnings: Swearing, Spelling and Grammatical Errors

“Why do we need pumpkins again?”

“So that we can carve them,” you smiled and looked over at Elvis, who was currently driving the car.

“And what do we do with said carved pumpkins?”

“You put them outside, silly. It’s for decoration. You can even put candles in them to make them spookier.” You explained.

“Wouldn’ they just rot?”

“After a while yes, but they will last al of Halloween.” You replied.

"Okay, my darlin’, whateva ya want.” He hummed.

The two of you arrived at the pumpkin patch shortly afterwards.

You wanted the biggest of the biggest you could find.

Elvis wanted you to get one that you could carry. Of course, you argued with him and eventually you won.

So, you found the two biggest pumpkins and Elvis carried them for you.

He found it weird that pumpkin patches existed because… you went there for pumpkins and that’s about it.

He called it a waste of gas, but of course… he would do anything for his significant other.

You were his one and only

The love of his life

The one he wanted to spend the rest of his life with

“How do we even carve these?”

“Well, you cut off the top, and then you pull out all the guts. You want it to be completely clean. No seeds, no guts, no coconuts.”

“What?” Elvis looked over at you confused. You laughed gently and shook your head.

“No butts, no coconuts. You haven’t heard that?” You questioned as you went to grab some trash bags.

“No? Should I have?”

“No, you just had lame parents.” You stocked your tongue out at him.

“My mama raised me good, what do ya mean?”

“I know, but it’s just something my mama said. When I would say butttttt,” you smiled softly at the memory. “She would response, not butts no coconuts.”

“That’s cute,” Elvis smiled and walked over to you.

“That she was,”

“I was talkin’ bout ya darlin’,” He wrapped his arms around you. You giggled lightly and shook your head.

“Help me put the garbage bags on the table. DOn’t wanna make a mess.” You said and pulled away.

With Elvis’s help you were able to cover the table with garbage bags.

After pulling out the knifes and a tray for the seeds to cook later, you were ready.

“Elvis… please don’t cut off a finger.”

“I feel like I should be saying that to you. You’re more clumsier then me.” You gasped at his words.

“How rude.”

You too then started to get to gutting.

Elvis was a huge baby.

He was gagging the whole time, which made you gag in return.

But, eventually the two of you finished gutting the pumpkins, and you had a great amount of seeds to bake later.

Not to mention, you could make pumpkin pie as well.

You loved making your pumpkin pie. Not to mention, everyone also loved it. Especially Elvis.

“So now what?” Elvis asked.

“You make a design… like a face, an animal, or even a word.” You explained as you tried to figure out what to do.

“So I could do anything…?”

“Yes.”

So, time came where you two spent some time on your carving.

Elvis was done before you… of course.

You figured it was because he did something simple.

“Okay… I am…. Done!” You announced as you finished.

“Took you long enough.” Elvis chuckled. “What’d ya make?”

“Let me turn it around,” You said as you moved around the knife. You turned the pumpkin around so that Elvis could see your designed.

“Aw, that’s so cute, darlin’.” You blushed lightly and shrugged liked it was nothing.

“Nothing special.”

“Yes it is. How did you even do that? I mean… A heart with our initials in side… I love it.” He smiled and reached over for your hand.

He took it in yours and laid a kiss on it.

“Let me see yours now,” You giggled. Elvis shook his head and went ahead and turned his around.

“… Are you kidding me?”

“What?” He chuckled like it was nothing.

“You swore! We can’t put this out. Kids will see it!”

“The only ones who will see it is us and family and friends. It’ll be fine.”

“I can’t believe you swore.” You shook your head and stood up.

“Ya dragged me into this.” Elvis pointed out.

“I wanted this to be cutteeee, not… you swearing.”

Elvis got up and went over to you. He wrapped hair arms around you and pressed soft kisses against your check.

“Elvisssss,” you giggled.

“‘m sorry, dalrin’.”

“It’s okay, Elvis. I forgive you. Could always do more.” Elvis groaned and pressed his face against your shoulder. You giggled and lifted up his face and kissed him deeply.

“I love you,” you whispered and pressed again other kiss against his lips.

“I love you too.”

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