#of that will stop u. somehow it doesnt. literal Hell

[cameronspecial]

hi hi hi i saw ur requests were open, no pressure ofc just wondering if u could do smth like rafe (established bf) giving reader the silent treatment for like weeks and shes so confused because she doesnt know what the hell she did to piss him off so she decides to confront him about it and just angst -> fluff yk??

also i literally love you and your fics so much u dont understandddd <3333

Miscommunicated Silence

Pairing: Rafe Cameron x Reader

Warnings: Mentions of Sex in The Beginning.

Pronouns: She/Her

Word Count: 0.9K

A/N: You are literally the sweetest. You made my day and I love you too, anonymous. I know Rafe isn't pissed at her, but I can't imagine Rafe being mad at Y/N for any reason because he gives me such she can do no wrong vibes like how he is with Ward.

Masterlist

Rafe’s head throws back in pleasure as his dick spews his hot seeds into the condom. His arms grip Y/N to him as they both come down from their high. She carefully lifts herself from him and goes to get some clean clothes from his drawers. “Where are you going?” Rafe questions, expecting her to stay the night. She comes over to give him a peck on the lips, “I want to stay, Rafey. But I have an early meeting tomorrow morning and my house is closer to work than yours. Plus, we both know that if I stay here, I’m going to run late because of that tongue of yours. Bye, I love you.” “I love you too. Drive safe, Baby,” he calls out, watching her leave with a soft look. 

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Y/N has been trying to text Rafe all week but he hasn’t been answering her at all. Every time she sees him in public, he somehow doesn’t see or hear her and then disappears when she gets close enough to him. She tries meeting him at Tannyhill, yet he is never there according to his various family members. She would be more worried if she didn’t know that he is ignoring her. His text receipts, only on for her, shows that he is reading them. In all their years of dating, Rafe has never gone more than twenty-four hours without talking to her. So she isn’t sure what she could’ve done for him to give her the silent treatment for a week. It couldn’t be because she had to leave after sex last week because it wasn’t the first time one of them decided to sleep at home after sex because it was easier for them the next morning. 

Her anger towards the way he is icing her out finally over takes her and so she’s had enough. “Y/N, Rafe isn’t home,” Wheezie tries to argue, but Y/N knows it is not true. His truck and his bike are in the driveway and she knows Kelce and Topper are playing golf without him, so he couldn’t have been driven somewhere by them. Y/N gently nudges her way inside, “I know that isn’t true Wheez, I need to talk to him.” Wheezie doesn’t stop her as she runs up the stairs toward his room. She throws his door open with a slam to find him shirtless on his bed, scrolling through his phone. His annoyance flashes through him as he looks up to yell at the person. He freezes at the sight of his angry girlfriend. “I don’t know what I did, but we are never going to fix anything if you keep ignoring me,” she yells, placing her hands on her hips. She waits for a response and her anger grows to fury when he doesn’t answer. She violently shakes her head, “Are you really going to continue this childish game?” 

She stares at him and he can only return the stare with a hint of pleading she isn’t sure what to make out of it. “You know what? If this is how you deal with your problems, then maybe we shouldn’t be together,” she spins on her heels, storming toward the door. With her back to him, she doesn’t see the tears and panic cross his face. He rushes forward, wrapping his hand around her wrist. It is gentle enough that she can break from his hold, but as she turns to yell at him, she can see the pain in his eyes. This causes her to worry. If he is willing to show emotion to her at this moment and still not say something, then something must be wrong. His mouth opens, “P-Please don’t go.” The words that come out are so low and raspy that she wants to get him to a doctor immediately to check on him. “What’s wrong with your voice?” she worries, placing her hands on his cheeks. He holds his finger up and goes to get a notepad and pen from his desk. 

It takes him a second to write on the notepad before he hands the pad to her. I lost my voice this week. “Why didn’t you tell me? Or at least answer my texts. You don’t need to talk to do that,” she questions, giving him the pad back so he can respond. I was embarrassed about why I lost my voice. And texting always leads to phone calls with you. You know just talking to you isn’t enough, I love hearing your voice. “How did you lose your voice?” He gives her a sheepish look and then writes the answer down. I think I lost it when we had sex last week. I must have been too loud. She giggles at his words, looking up to see him looking away. “Aww, Rafey. Don’t be embarrassed. I think that’s hot. I love it when you are loud for me. It lets me know that I am making you feel good,” she explains, wrapping her arms around his neck. He brings his head to her neck and gives it a kiss. She plays with his hair to help stop his tears from spilling. He pulls away from her and writes something down. I’m sorry I ignored you, but please don’t break up with me. Y/N gives him a soft look and then a kiss on the lips. “It’s okay, Rafey. I forgive you.”

[bazooka-overkill]

fuck ass punch out headcanons

sandman got hit by a car one time (aran was driving). the car was destroyed on impact and aran went flying out the windshield like that one seatbelt psa

bear hugger has been chased by park rangers before. im not elaborating on this

the longest aran hasnt showered was 3 weeks. sandman physically forced him into the showers when he passed him in the locker room

aran is a (not convicted) felon

super macho man cant fucking spell. if u wanna piss him off ask him to spell "definitely" or "infinitely"

bear hugger keeps random animals in his locker. every time the custodial staff cleans the major circuit locker room, theres always one that escaped and subsequently terrorizes said staff

hatsune miku's biggest fan is glass joe

glass joe always pays for someone to do his taxes because the one time he tried to do them himself aran broke into his house and fucking ate his tax papers

above is ditto for piston honda (HES HONDA IN MY HEART)

bald bull has a kill count of three

great tiger is wanted by the cops. every time they arrest him he just teleports away

i mentioned this in an older post but super macho man used to have a cybertruck nicknamed "the bogus mobile." keyword "used to." aran stole it and crashed it

bear hugger used to have an attack where he would throw fish at people. until someone somehow got salmonella. in his own words, "how the hell does that happen"

whenever he goes to a diner, disco kid makes those diner pets. (a diner pet is where u take a jelly packet and pour a sugar packet onto it to create a homunculus)

oc/clementine headcanons below..... beware YEEEEIKES!!!!!!!1!1!1!

aran has/had a bald spot becuz clementine and him got into a physical fight. clem pulled his hair too hard and ripped it off

clementine is banned on roblox, but that doesnt stop him

relates to above; clem once hosted a meet and greet w mr sandman on roblox. his reasoning? "it would be really funny"

nearly every week clementine and aran get into a literal fist fight. blood is flying, clothes r torn, etc etc. its a new reason every goddamn time. they are the definition of "its on sight"

clem once went to a gay bar w his friends and saw soda popinski there. they locked eyes. hes never told anyone

[tpher]

if she had a tumblr blog in 2016 she would be one of those where it seems like all your mutuals are mutuals w her so she maybe indirectly interacts w ur posts through them every now and then and so you figure- what the hell. sure. so u check out her blog and its SOOO so cute so aesthetic immaculate pink and cutesy and her kins are characters like fluttershy and hello kitty. clicking her blog automatically redirects you to her aesthetic tag though so thats kinda weird but whatever. so ur mutuals now. and then u see that every single one of her posts is like bait to start fights w ppl EXCEPT THEYRE NOT BAIT SHES JUST LIKE THAT she has insane takes she gets 50 asks a day from her friend group agreeing/being friendly so its like nobody else sees those. and in a way? it rly is that nobody sees them bc she deletes all her original posts within the hour to keep the blog all cutesy. once in a while she will answer an anon asking wtf shes talking about and shes like im literally just watching a movie w my friends🥺 whatd i do🥺. the kin drama. oh my god the kin drama. she WILL vague/possibly dm you abt how youre mutuals w someone whos mutuals w someone whos mutuals w someone who also kins fluttershy. same thing w her lalaloopsy kinnie she suddenly has but never talked abt. how were u supposed to know that. she just doesnt stop. and she also remakes every 2 weeks like shes running from the fbi and somehow always snags rly nice one word urls like "heart" or "poppys" or something

[ranposgirlboss]

~bsd comfort hcs~

this came about while i was cleaning dishes and scanning my check in from work LMAOAKSIUJSAHb (this is pretty much just a more elaborate ver of my other one)

can also be seen as romantic or platonic!!

charas: sigma, ranpo, poe, chuuya, and nikolai

genre: FLUFF!!!!!!! some mild hurt comfort <3

I ALSO STARTED THIS AFTER WORK SO IT MIGHT KINDA SUCK SINCE IM SO TIRED OMFG 😭 IM SORRY IF IT DOES ILL GIVE U A KISS IN RETURN

(it slowly goes more and more downhill)

LESSGOOO ₍₍ ◝(　^∀ ^ )◟ ⁾⁾

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SIGMA

-SIGMAA (my crush on this man grows bigger by the day), so as i mentioned last time he would know when there's something wrong pretty quickly!!

-sigma would probably play a game of cards with you to distract you for a bit tbh (he will hesitantly agree to play uno AJHNMAKBHJS HIM PKAYING UNO WOULD BE SO FUNNY but anyways.)

-may or may not try to lose on purpose in an attempt to make you happier

-seems like a speed typa guy (that card game is so fun its the best one)

-after a bit and once youve calmed down, he'll ask what happened to you

-if you to choose to explain, he would probably gossip about it with you, or tell you its ok and you're doing great <33

-if you choose not to, he totally understands! he'll just keep on playing the card game with you, or yall could go do something else!!

-VERY GOOD COMFORT!!

RANPO

-lets all be honest with ourselves

-he isnt the BEST at comfort

-however, that doesnt necessarily mean that hes BAD at it

-he will take a bit to notice, as he is pretty absorbed in cases, eating snacks, and being a dense genius that cant tell peoples emotions that well!!

-but, you can always ask him to distract you for a bit if your emotions are very big

-hes very good at distracting you

-probably will say "stop staying cooped up inside!! >:(" and just grab you and take you to some bakery to eat sweets with him, to play video games with you!!

-since he gets that youre not in the best mood, hell try his best not to steal your food. keyword: best.

-playing games with ranpo is so fun don't even

-he probably wouldnt be the best at responding well if you ranted to him, would probably say that he's sorry but that's kinda the best he can do

-if you dont wanna talk about it, perfect!! ranpo is internally scared you might lash out at him due to his lack of actual response ಥ‿ಥ

-pretty good at comfort, mostly just turns to yall hanging out tho!!

POE

-im never gonna stop writing for him be prepared to see him in every hcs <33

-at first he wouldnt know what to do

-i mean, hes barely even had any FRIENDS to comfort.....sooooooooooooooo

-his version of comfort is like buying a mansion if you feel sad

-i mean thats somehow the ONLY conclusion

-"you dont feel sad anymore right y/n ( ꈍᴗꈍ)"

-I MEAN YOU CANT FEEL SAD WHEN YOURE SUPER SHOCKED SO IT KIND OF WORKS JUST....NOT THE WAY YOU EXPECTED

NIKOLAI

-THE SILLY.

-HE IS THE PRIME JOKESTER. HE WILL MAKE YOU LAUGH, NO MATTER WHAT IT TAKES.

-he just doesnt wanna see you sad, BUT HE DOESNT KNOW HOW TO ACTUALLY COMFORT PEOPLE

-so, he will make you laugh. to distract you from the problem.

-he very well knows that this wont help in the long run, but i mean, what is he gonna do?? learn how to ACTUALLY comfort you?? why would he do that when he can be silly instead????? (same)

-if you didnt laugh at his jokes, well, then he'll shock you out of sadness.

-will literally fucking teleport your whole body some place random. (use his silly ability, idfk what its called 😭)

-like im not fucking joking

-so laugh for your own sake

-OR YOURE GOING TO THE VOID!!!

CHUUYA

-i eat my manga chuuya'os everyday (get it??? because cheerios and chuuya, so if you combine the names you get chuuyios/chuuya'os. laugh.)

-hot take, I THINK HE WOULD BE REALLY GOOD AT COMFORT

-LIKE NO CAP

-he would probably just bluntly ask you what was wrong, and if you don't want to explain, that's alright.

-im not gonna shut up about him taking you on motorcycle rides.

-i never WILL >:(

[henriiiii-1001old]

can you talk abt the alt swap au :3 ?

ooooohohoho alt swap au </////3

here's my first post talking abt it just for reference :3

most of this that im gonna talk abt is from discord and it just gonna be a bunch of different stuff so cut me some slack xddd

and this is. a lot more than i thought so uuhhh enjoy another masterpost??? kinda??? CFVGBHNJ

"cain can travel through tvs and mabel can travel through mirrors, but cain cant travel through mirrors and mabel cant travel through tvs (at least on their own).

seth can travel through both, but they didnt know that until uh. until adam told him"

"i have an idea to how the end of vol 1 in this au would go so cain has been locked in his room for 3 days by this point, and basically the "uh oh, bad decision!" part would turn into more of a "cain killed abel" situation. the alt outside cain's door would mock cain and fake his sister's death to maybe make him succumb to M.A.D. finally, and it almost worked.

until mabel came in and dragged cain out of the house...

...based in the message i replied to," (which are the lil blurbs i pasted above lmao), "i think that when mabel was trying to help cain escape, she realized she also just trapped herself in cain’s room. but then cain realized somehow that he can travel through tvs. he took mabel’s hand, took them to trust him, and they went through. they end up in the static world and theyre like “tf is this” they do end up getting out though, and after they figure out where they were, they go back to mandela, grab seth, and fucking leave

also here's some toonbriel lore! bc hell yeah he deserves to be in this au B)))

"and he actually takes the place of dave in the au. i originally didnt have a technical spot for him and decided that putting toonbriel there would be cool.

his name is terry o'brien but he goes by "toony" around family bc he was super obsessed with cartoons when he was younger, whether it be on tv, comic books, etc

he's a pastor at st. gabriel's and is lt gabe's younger twin brother and theyve been two peas in a pod since they were super young. they did end up fighting on their different methods of trying to help the county, and terry argues that while gabe is literally doing nothing, terry has been giving people hope and shelter and food and so many things. this ends up causing them to split, and terry goes to dave for advice. turns out, dave has been using him as his prophet and ends up killing him because he's no longer of use to dave.

im still working out the details of how he helped dave tho, but gabe is devastated after losing terry. he was already stressed enough and was basically blamed for sgt maria's death (she's preacher who took ruth's place) back at the murray house, and losing one of the only things he lived for was heartbreaking. finding seth dealing with the horrors^tm helped a little bit bc he's actually helping someone he tried protecting in the past...

...im thinking gabe was the more protective one of the two as well as the more sociable twin. terry was super clingy and liked sticking around gabe bc he was the only person he knew.

not a childhood story, but i do imagine that gabe does know dave, and they probably met through terry! not sure abt how terry and dave met just yet, but gabe doesnt actually like dave all that much.

gabe immediately knew who to suspect when terry died, and the fact that he heard his voice after said death only made him more sure"

some lilith and seth lore

"lilith and seth were both troubled kids in school and they just. fought so much. and lilith had to deal with shitbag dave at mandelatech and was even forced to stay working for him once he revealed to her and he led the alternates. she has a LOT of pent up anger and just needs to get it out.

like i imagine that one time after seth found out he was an alt, he called lilith over for a fight, and she'd been itching for one since dave killed terry. she literally beat him to a pulp during that fight, but she stopped once she saw him look up at her. he looked hopeless and his eyes looked somewhat glazed over. he took slow, deep breaths even after he got the wind knocked out of him several times.

lilith new something was wrong. she ended up helping him recover and even asked what was wrong. he didnt really reveal the whole alt thing, but he mentioned having holes in his identity and how its been beating him up, especially since someone claiming to be his father wants to suddenly come (back) into his life.

since then, theyve worked towards trying to support each other and just trying to maybe be friends {:)"

ALSO I CANT BELIEVE IVE NEVER MENTIONED THIS!!!!!

yknow how in unholy gift sarah and tiffany are kinda rivals?? like tiffany likes to fuck w sarah bc she's bored? and she's usually v snarky and cocky?

lilith and eve are the exact same way except tat eve is like GENUINELY malicious and very manipulative. she takes advantage of lilith's dislike of mandelatech to make her do a bunch of shit for the alts, and it's asically a big old scheme to use lilith to advance the alts' plans.

i also think that thatcher is the one who told davis to go back and get seth. davis did go to cain and mabel first though, and they were VERY rightfully pissed. but they did eventually get seth and shit. seth was super avoidant of everyone after the whole thing though {:(

[homophyte]

dorite do you really think its helping your mental health to be stalking this blog (despite me blocking you which idk how you can square as perfectly okay for you to do while posting about how paranoid you are that were reading yours? is it just not bad when you do it orrrrr) and misinterpreting everything i reblog to somehow be about you. i promise i literally dont think about you almost at all and i promise you twice as hard that your autistic need to reconcile is some bullshit youre using to justify keeping this going we dont want to reconcile w you or it would have happened already and youre not owed a friendship with us. the only one keeping this going is you and you obsessing over it and continuing to watch what im posting and presumably what other ppl are posting. idk its also just funny to me 'im continuing a stalking campaign bc of the Autism' thats not rlly how that works is it? do you rlly think that? or does it just make it sound less like your bad behavior is your own fault? im sure saying that actually im the real harasser for pointing out that you engaged in sexual harassment and then you engaged in rape fantasy when you posed fictionalized images of being assaulted feels good but that doesnt make is substantive and certainly not any more substantive than like, the actual stuff you actually did which im almost certain at this point has been going on way longer than you actually had a friendly relationship to him. idk were coming on like two and a half years now right? are you...allergic to moving on or is the fantasy you might have a big friend group that coddles and forgives you and says you were right all along and your opinions about homestuck are soooo good and we pity your coping mechanisms sooo much just like that alluring that you need to keep this going. ill tell u right now its never gonna happen with us and your need to keep trying is in fact tantamount to harassing us and then like, threatening to harass us more when we refuse. 'if he doesnt want to talk about what happened ill be Forced to widely disseminate that he assaulted me' <<< literally posting public threats to try and force contact and were supposed to be the bad guys lol. i could keep going the more i think about it the more shit im reminded that you did and continue to do but yknow for your sake just stop reading right. deal w your own problems and leave us out of it, you would get way farther if u recognized its never going to benefit you to keep going. its futile to get you what youre looking for anyway so why put us through hell for nothing

[furibond]

ok imunna air out the rest of my marineford frustrations cause externalizing stuff helps me let go of it, under readmore for convenience

ok so part of my frustration comes from being spoiled - if you know from the start that the pirates will fail, watching all these cool new pirates struggle against smarmy marine assholes knowing the assholes will come out on top doesnt feel fun, while i imagine the intended experience is for the viewer to be rooting for the pirates expecting them to win, and then be shocked and grief-struck when ace dies.

some of my other grievances are legitimate, though!

1st problem is this arc is too focused on new characters. we already lost the strawhats at sabaody, but in impel down the focus was consistently on luffy, with a rotating cast of familiar faces joining him and only 3 new allies introduced. marineford is a constant parade of new faces, some of the main emotional beats of the arc hang on those new faces, and sometimes it does not work at all. like, oars jr, sure, the flashback with the hat was cute enough and the animation and voice acting compelling enough that yeah, you feel for the guy when he nearly reaches ace then drops not-dead. squard, though? i dont feel shocked by his betrayal, cause i dont know him and he shows up outta nowhere with a spider on his face and a shirohige-sized sword. i dont feel moved by shirohige's forgiveness and his repentance, cause i barely know shirohige at this point and squard's little flashback after his betrayal wasnt enough to make him endearing. theres a stretch of episodes after the tsunamis freeze where luffy doesnt show up at all and it is Such a breath of fresh air when the impel down ship drops down in the middle of the battle cause why should i care abt this war otherwise?

also maybe it's just cause i'm bad at strategy but the battle makes so little sense to me? like it seems pretty clear that shirohige could destroy like all the marine small fry and the 3 admirals could destroy all the pirate small fry, but after their big opening moves of the twin tsunamis getting frozen by aokiji, they p much just sit back and watch for a huge chunk of the arc? like yeah having all the small fry wiped out early on would be lame, but u could have the admirals engage shirohige and the division commanders and then shift the narrative focus to the smaller battles, so i dont have to wonder why all the big names arent doing shit. the shichibukai get a pass cause it's been long established that they barely listen to the marines and it was an ordeal just to get them to show up, but everyone else confuses me

finally, ace's stupid death, copied from a chat:

alright so i knew from tumblr and fanfic that ace was gonna die saving luffy from akainu. alright, sounds angsty, i can get behind this. somehow nobody ever mentions that the reason akainu had such an easy shot at luffy was BECAUSE ACE STOPPED TO ARGUE WITH HIM IN THE MIDDLE OF THEIR ESCAPE CAUSE HE WAS TALKING SHIT

like your father is literally sacrificing his life back there so that you and your fam can escape with your lives and you gotta "defend his honour" by throwing your life away fighting some shitty marine instead of honoring his sacrifice by getting the hell outta dodge??

and additionally the mechanics of his death r so dumb??? he dies because magma burns hotter than fire? no it fucking doesn't?? in what world???? so the guy made of literal fucking fire dies cause the hot rocks were too hot and burned the fire? i.

aight thats it thats all i had to rant about, now i feel better

[seattlesellie]

Abby with a gf who sleeps with plushies hcs? I can see her giving them death stares and shit talking them when gf isn't looking lol

omg i love this one so much! i had to sneak an nsfw one…

also i for some reason see ellie being more of a plushie hater and she was kind of on my mind so i hope this didnt come off as ellie coded rather than abby coded but i tried 😭

♡ imagine just laying on top of your bed with abby, your head on her chest while watching a cheesy romcom <3 ur so comfortable and warm, almost falling asleep on top of her. ur literally in ur happy place just focusing on feeling her soft breaths tickling your hair. all of a sudden, abby starts breathing heavier and heavier and her leg just jumps in anger and youre like wtf abs????

♡ “your stupid fucking dolls” she whines and huffs and you realize shes quite literally surrounded, circled, by about 6 plushies all around her. 2 laying on her head, 3 on the side of the bed being squished on the wall by her figure, and one just fully squished under her ass (u have absolutely no idea how that one even got there.) “theyre not dolls abby theyre my plushies and you better put some respect on their name” you tell her and she gives you this look like why is my girlfriend the weirdest person in the world. then she just side eyes, like fully side eyes, giving one of ur plushies the dirtiest look and elbows it???? 😭 “abby!!!” you whine at her and hit your hand on her chest. “theyre taking up my space!” she responds, like a literal big baby and ur like “dont elbow richard!!!” and she just blows out her eyes “they have names???” “screw you richard” and u immediately grab richard and give him a kiss and shes gasps like “what the hell?” bc who the fuck is richard and why are you giving HIM a kiss and not HER

♡ then ur like “woah… abs… did you just get jealous?” because you know just that look so well and she just huffs “pft no” and states at the ceiling all offended and you decide to make a show out of it bc big jealous baby abby is your favorite kind of abby so you give your plushy even more kisses just to spite her and shes all shocked looking like she just caught you cheating and just tells you “youre insane for that”, takes richard, throws him on the floor with such force and starts giving your face little kisses and whispers “mine mine mine mine” and you just let out these inhumane giggles, borderline screeching bc richards face somehow landed with his eyes directly towards you like *O*

♡ one morning after waking up with abby, u make ur bed while shes sipping on her coffee just staring at u (she loves looking at u doing domestic shit bc it makes her want to bend u over). n every time u make ur bed u make sure to organize all the plushies in the right places (duh they need to stand like soldiers bc they all have their own cliques bc some of them are beefing) you puffed out your pillows all nicely and as soon as you grab one of the plushies off of the floor to put it on your bed abby decides to just grab it and throw it on the floor. literally just robotically throws it on the floor. you dont say anything or even react, just roll your eyes to yourself bc she decided to fuck with you and its 8am and you do NOT have the energy. you grab it off the floor again, put it in its place, and as soon as you go and grab the second plushie, she does it AGAIN. just takes it - and throws it on the floor. you just give her this deadpanned look and shes like “what?” while taking another sip. “abby” you warn, and she just raises her brows like what did i do? 🤨 “stop that” you tell her and go grab it AGAIN. this time she lets it slide and doesnt do anything. u slowly and hesitantly tip toe and go pick up the second plushie, relieved she didnt throw it again, and then - she kicks it from you, picks you up so easily while youre squealing “abby let me go!!!” and she places you on your pillow and says “my plushie, hm?” and ur heart sort of melts and ur kind of a puddle now but u have to make the bed and shes not letting you for like 25 whole minutes

♡ one time, you have manny and her in your apartment to just hang out together. since these 2 are literally always hungry they basically beg you to make them something to eat (usually abby would never tell u to cook, since she loves doing it for you) but she was so tired and had to entertain manny bc if hes left alone for 5 seconds he turns into a 4 year old. so u go and make them some pasta while they chill in the living room. when u come back with their plates (and yours) you literally catch them playing some weird ass version of football with one of your fucking plushies. literally one of them is being thrown around the living room like a balloon from one side to the other and youre so shocked. youre standing there with the plates and immediately put them down on the table and try pushing abby away and shes like “what??? im playing with your dolls” and you start banging on her chest “they. are not. my dolls!!!!!” and she just melts bc ur so cute in ur apron and ur literally almost crying and she just coos at you “im sorry sweetheart im so sorry” but she cant help but laugh and manny’s literally cracking up on the floor

♡ btw. she gets brutual when she fucks u in ur room. you being you, you always insist on turning your plushies around to not face you (because they should not be watching their mom getting raw dogged and thrown around like a literal rag doll on their own bed) and one time while abbys fucking you and youre on all fours she just grabs one of them. and turns it to face you. “ab- abby- no” youre whimpering while getting your insides destroyed and she pants over you “yes abby- yes” mocking you and laughing in your ear forcing you to make direct eye contact with her sworn enemy, richard himself.

[ibelongto-tylergalpin]

OH MY GOSH can I maybe possibly request Steve x Eddie’s sister/sibling!reader I’m so excited you wrote for him like- love u byeeee

YES. YES. YES YES YES FINALLY LORD YES IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS OH LORD YES ILY ILY ILY YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW WIDE MY SMILE IS RN ILYSM IM SO HAPPY RN

*One of the gayest photos ive seen but we'll talk abt that another time*

*Nother lil side note: I went to get water and when I came back this gif was on my screen AND I SQUEALED AND GIGGLED. THATS WHAT KINDA HOLD THIS MAN HAS OVER ME. ok imma stfu and let you get to reading* *LAST ONE I SWEAR: Listened to this while writing:) .... and this :)))*

~OKAY SO YOU HAVE NO IDEA HOW GIDDY I AM RN CAUSE STEVE HARRINGTON CAN SMASH MY FACE IN WITH HIS BAT anyways :)

~Yall actually met before the Vecna stuff

~You're in your senior year for the FIRST time unlike your idiot brother Eddie

~You're not in hellfire but you do spend A LOT of time with them

~Literally the mom of the group

~You have other friends that you'd gladly hang out with but you stay with them because the minute you leave one of them is gonna end up somehow missing a finger

~They need adult supervision at all times and youre the best they got even though Eddie is literally a year older than you

~You were the one who convinced Eddie to invite Mike, Dustin, and Lucas to Hellfire (He didn't wanna at first cause they were "shrimpy freshmen" his words not mine)

~Dustin excitedly ranting to Steve about the group when he first joined

~"He's so cool! He gets on the table n shit and doesnt give a shit about what people say"

~"Dude I don't wanna hear about Eddie 'The Freak' Munson"

~"He has a sister y'know... she's 18. She's pretty awesome too. And single"

~"Well that's great for her" (mf started zoning dustin out at this point poor dustybun)

~Dustin thinks you'd be so fucking perfect for Steve so whenever he sees him he always always always finds some way to work your name into the conversation

~He starts doing the same to you poor boy is set on this ship and will not give up till it sails

~Eddie gets so pissed whenever Dustin brings up Steve. His mood noticeably changes but Dustin, being Dustin, can't take the hint

~You cant be mean to Dustin cause you find him so sweet and adorable so you just endure it even though you have really no intention of talking to Steve 'The Hair' Harrington

~Literally 3-4 months had passed and Dustin was still talking you up to Steve and vice versa even though the two of you still hadn't met

~The Hellfire club was hanging out at the trailer park and when everyone was leaving you heard Dustin say he was gonna go to the video store so you decided to drive him cause you borrowed Robin's history notes cause you ditched class

~You took Eddies keys while he was using the restroom and made sure to leave before he could yell at you for stealing his car again

~You went inside with Dustin and he introduced you and Steve

~"Steve! This is Y/n"

~He gave you a small nod, unaware of what to do. You tried to match his awkward energy so you just gave him a small wave

`"I'm Steve"

~"I know. Little Dustin over here doesn't shut up about you"

~Dustin has the widest smile on his face seeing the two of you meet for the first time but it immediately drops when he hears you call him "little"

~"Hey what the hell"

~"I'm sorry. I didn't mean it 'Dustybun'" you said as you messed with his hair

~"I've told you already! Only Suzie calls me that!"

~You start laughing at Dustins face cause he looks so pissed and oml when Steve hears you laugh his heart MELTS

~He loves the way you treat Dustin

~Its hasn't even been a minute but mans is already down bad for you

~"Anyways, is Robin here? I borrowed her history notes and I'm just here to drop off little dustybun and give her her notes back"

~"Stop calling me Dustybun!"

~"Uh she's not here yet but she should be in about 15 minutes"

~"Oh alright. Can you give these to her when she gets here then?"

~"I mean or you could stay? Y'know, make sure she gets the notes safely. Plus it'd give me a chance to get to know you better..."

~THE WAYS DUSTINS FACE LIGHTS UP I SWEAR

~You stand there for a second contemplating it. You were curious to get to know more about Steve Harrington, especially since Dustin was constantly talking about him. Eddie will kill you if you have his car for too long without asking though, which was even more of a reason to stay. God you love pissing your brother off.

~"Well what do you wanna know Harrington?"

~The two hit it off surprisingly well

~So well in fact that even after you give Robin her notes, you stay longer

~The moment you leave Steve's decided that he's in love. Like thats that. His search for the right woman is over. He's found you and he's gonna try his damnedest to win your heart

~When you got back to your trailer Eddie was fuming

~He was sitting on the couch with his arms crossed and his leg bouncing up and down while staring at the door

~"My my, what ever is wrong dear brother?"

~"What have I told you about taking my car without permission?!?"

~"Relax I was only gone for 30 minutes"

~"YOU WERE GONE FOR 2 HOURS! What were you even doing?! I thought you were just dropping off Henderson!"

~"I stayed a bit longer to talk to Steve"

"Harrington?!"

~"No Eddie, fucking Steven Spielberg"

~Steve constantly bugging Dustin about you and asking him random ass questions about you

~Dustin deciding to be his wing-man for once, he's always asking you to drive him to the video store

~Constantly stealing Eddies car to take Dustin

~Every time you drop him off, you always stay for an extra hour just talking with Steve

~He tries to flirt with you but he gets so nervous when you're around he becomes Scoops Ahoy Steve again

~Dustin and Robin literally face palming whenever he says something stupid but you finding his failed flirting attempts absolutely adorable

~Eddie constantly asking you what's up with you and Harrington

~Telling him you're just friends but him continuing to nag you

~Eventually having enough with your brother bs so you throw a pillow in his face

~Him throwing one back

~Munson sibling pillow fights>>>>>>

~3 months of you and Steve talking at the video store and he still hasn't asked you out

~Robin and Dustin taking bets on when he'll finally confess

~You constantly go to the video store to talk with Steve, with or without Dustin

~One day you were sitting on the counter reading your book while Steve worked and all of a sudden he just kinda blurted the words "movie theater"

~You looked up from your book to see him looking at you

~"Huh?"

~"I, uh, I was wondering if you wanted to go to the movies with me"

~"Only on one condition"

~Yeah..?"

~"You let me pick the movie"

~Steve regained his confidence and the two of you started going back and forth as you always did, laughing and talking

~The two of you decided that Steve would pick you up at 7 and you would surprise him with the movie

~"Wait so let me get this straight. Steve 'The Hair' Harrington... asked you out on a date?"

~"Jeez don't sound so surprised. Your little sister is a very desirable woman"

~"Yeah, sure" Eddie said as he scoffed and rolled his eyes

~"Anyways, it's not a date. At least I don't think it is"

~"You've been hanging out with Steve Harrington every day for the past 3 months. It's a date."

~"Go away and let me finish getting ready please"

~"Sure. Meanwhile I can dust off my 'Protective Older Brother' speech"

~"I will hurt you. Get out. Now."

~"What exactly are your intentions with my little sister, Harrington?" Eddie said, mockingly

~"Out!" You said as you threw a pillow with him and he ran out cackling

~At almost 7 exactly, you saw Steve's car pull up to the trailer and you checked yourself really quickly in the mirror before going to meet him at the door, but much to your dismay, Eddie opened the door before you could get there

~"Hey, uh, is Y/n ready?"

~You could HEAR the nervousness in his voice

~"Depends, who's asking?"

~"Eddie, don't be an ass"

~"Sorry Y/n/n, it's habit by now" (God I can just picture his cocky ass smile)

~You roll your eyes before greeting Steve

~"Hey Harrington"

~"H-hey. You ready, gorgeous?"

~Meanwhile Eddie is gagging his soul out behind you after hearing that

~Idk bout yall but I would just combust right then and there... anyways :)

~Steve holds out his hand to help you down the steps and you gladly take it

~As the two of you walk towards his car you turn around to see Eddie still standing in the doorway and you silently jump up and down to show him your excitement

~Has the cutest big brother smile on his face after seeing how excited you are

~Steve opens the door for you and Eddie shouts to the two of you

~"Hey! You better keep your hands to yourself Harrington!"

~You flip him off through the open car window

~No cause why can I picture Steve almost FALLING when trying to walk around the front of the car to get to the drivers seat. You can't tell me you don't see it. Argue with the wall. I do every day... lets not get into my psychological issues and get back to the story :D

~As the two of you are driving there you sing along to the songs on the radio together

~"So what movie are we watching?"

~"You'll see when we get there"

~You guys finally get there and walk up to the ticket booth

~"Two tickets for Clue please"

~"Really?! Clue?! Haven't you seen that movie 4 times already?"

~"5 times actually. Plus you've never seen it! You cant go through your life never having watched Clue!"

~You reach into your pocket to pull out your wallet and Steve sees

~"Put that away. I'm paying"

~"No you're not. I chose the movie, I pay"

"You may have chosen the movie, but I'm the one who asked you out"

~"You barely asked me! All you said was 'movie theaters'"

"I'm paying!"

~"No you're not!"

~As you tried to pull your money out, Steve snatched your wallet out of you hand and you stared at him in disbelief

~"Uh! Gimme my wallet back Harrington!"

~"No! You'll get it back after our date."

~"Oh so this is a date?" you asked teasingly

"Oh, uh, I mean if you want it to be"

~The way his vibe quickly deteriorated after realizing what he said

~"Okay fine. I'll get my wallet back after our date"

~Ion wanna be cheesy, but imma be cheesy cause its Steve motherfucking Harrington

~The classic both hands in the popcorn bucket thing happened (if you dont know what that is, its this thing in movies and shows when the love interests go to the movies and reach for popcorn and there hands touch and they get all awkward and flustered)

~Steve did the stupid thing where he slowly inched his hand closer to yours so he could eventually hold it but you could clearly see what he was trying to do, so you moved his drink onto the ground, lifted the arm rest, and lifted his arm around your shoulder and laid against his chest

~He was flustered as hell. He was not expecting you to do that

~After the movie he drove you home and you could tell he was nervous the entire way

~He walked you to the door but you dragged him to the back of the trailer where there was no window cause you knew Eddie would watch if you guys said goodbye in front of the door

~Before he could comprehend what you were doing, you put your hands around his neck and pulled him down and kissed him

~He was shocked at first but eventually gave into the kiss and wrapped his hands around your waist as he pulled you a lot closer to him (rail me rn like pretty please)

~Once you guys broke apart for air, he rested his forehead against yours

~"I've wanted to do that since the moment I laid eyes on you"

~The two of you stayed there like that for about a minute or two

~You kissed him one more time, this time reaching into his pocket and taking your wallet back

~You gave him one last peck on the lips before running inside

~When he got to his car he was fist-bumping the air and freaking out stop he was so excited

~You walked into the trailer and it was pitch black

~When you turned the lights on you saw Eddie and your uncle sitting on the couch with their arms crossed as they stared at you, which obviously made you jump

~"What the hell are you guys doing?! Why are you sitting there like a couple of weirdos?! God!"

~"We're the ones asking the questions here missy!" Eddie yelled

~Clearly they were both fucking with you since they loved to poke fun at you all the time

"Did he try anything?" Your uncle asked looking more serious that Eddie did

~You sighed and rolled your eyes

~"No he didn't try anything Uncle Wayne"

~"Woooow! So what, does he think you're not good enough?!" Eddie yelled once again

~"What?! No! I mean we kissed a few time but-"

~"You what?! You shouldn't be kissing anyone till your at least 30!" Eddie screamed as he stood up

~"I'm going to sleep. You two make me wanna off myself"

~Your uncle laughed and Eddie walked over to you before you could walk away and he pulled you into a hug

~"You seem happier since he came around. I'm happy for you"

~You wrapped your arms around him, smiling at your older brothers kind words when all of a sudden his grip tightened

~"Let him know that I said if he ever hurts you there is not a place on earth he can hide. I will hunt him down for the rest of my life if I have to and I will make sure he suffers."

~"Alright get off me" you said as you shoved him away in disgust and your uncle laughed in the background

~"Night baby sis!"

~You didn't say anything and just flipped him off as you walked to go to bed

~The next day you walked into the video store and the minute Steve saw you he ran towards you and pulled you into a kiss

~Robin and Dustin hadn't known about your guys date so they were very surprised

~"Fork it over Robin" Dustin said as he stuck his hand out

~"You guys couldn't wait one more month?!" Robin said as she gave Dustin 10 bucks

~Steve driving you to and from school

~You and Robin bullying him in the car

~Friday night date nights

~Lots and lots of cuddles

~PDA PDA PDA

~Trying so hard to get Eddie and Steve to get along but they just won't budge

~Steve meeting your uncle and winning him over

~Steves parents absolutely adoring you

~Steves mom thinks you're "a nice break from all those trashy girls he used to date"

~PDA

~Going on late night drives cause why not

~Hellfire going crazy when Dustin brags about the fact that you and Steve are dating

~"You're actually dating Steve Harrington?!"

~Eddie yelling shut up the way he did in episode 1 when everyone gets rowdy

~He hates hearing about your relationship mainly because your his baby sister, but the fact that he doesn't like Steve is a factor

~P D A he is all about PDA

~You guys never actually had the whole Bf/gf talk

~It just kinda slipped out on accident and he didn't even notice

~Your first "I love you" was when he got attacked in the upside down and you jumped in after him

~Nancy getting a bit weird with you because youre dating her ex, but she sees how good you are for him and the two of you actually hit it off

~Dance parties with him are a must

~He takes you to skull rock but its all cute n stuff he like laid blankets down and had snacks and you guys just laid there cuddling while staring at the stars and talking

~Thats actually when he let "girlfriend" slip out

~"You're the best girlfriend anyone could every ask for, y'know that right?"

~Ended up accidentally falling asleep there and Eddie freaking out when you got home cause he was worried

~I cannot stress this enough but I'll try. Public Display of Affection !!!!

~On your guys night drives you sit on his lap in the backseat and you guys have fallen asleep there multiple times

~One time you guys even fell asleep after you were parked in front of the trailer and you didnt feel like going in yet

~Basically hes just one of the best boyfriends you could ever have and now i wanna cry cause I know I'll never have this

[chiangyorange]

i have a couple for the wmas thoughts :] (you dont have to do them all)

1. the big leo small leo fight in the kitchen

2. mikeys possession and painting

3. mikey training with draxum

4. donnys time travel notes

normally i would choose the time travel to annoy tf out of u bestie sean but;

fleo and leo fight, the beginning

(v excerpt taken from ch1 v)

He dodges just in time as a scalpel imbeds itself into the calendar. Leo lunges for the nearest kitchen knife and prays that Mikey won’t be mad at him. He flicks the counter light on and sees the future version of himself standing in the shadows. “Dude, what the fuck?!” The hulking figure throws out his arm, a line of blood running down the side of it from where he likely pulled the IV out and- IS THAT THE FUCKING STAPLER??? Leo dives out of the way as the stapler hits the cabinet with a loud thud. Leo hears his older self grunt and reaches at his still healing side.  “Woah, you’re gonna rip your stitches old man!” He hears his future self growl at him and starts to charge at a high speed. Leo chuckles hysterically, “Oh this isn’t a safe space suddenly.”

future!leo is the personified version of throwing a wrench in the system. literally.

the hamatos roll with the punches SO many times but this fight was really me trying to give off that point of, "this is a person who is shaking up the recently established status quo and whatever he does is going to change that."

i really wanted to drive home that him coming back? not predicted, maybe not intended either? who knows, the present hamatos definitely fucking dont

then cutting to fleo's pov

(v excerpts taken from ch2 v)

Leonardo wakes up with a searing pain in his shoulder.   There’s dim light in the room with brighter lights beaming through the windows, but all he can focus on is the tightness radiating from what’s left of his arm. He looks over, yep that’s gone. The entirety of his prosthetic arm is missing, only leaving the metal implant behind, broken and melted. His eyes scan the room around him looking for the sword he knows he won’t find.  He takes a deep breath to suppress the urge to cry. They took away the last things that were from his brothers. He doesn’t even have anything from Mikey.  Now he’s trapped, truly alone on a godawful hallucination of whatever Kraang ship he’s been taken to. 

you have to remember that fleo was taken the MOMENT he died, hell, even here he doesnt even remember that he DID die

“Ow, fuck!” he hisses. He leans against his arm and grumbles into the pillow to put pressure on the resulting wound. Leonardo stands himself up and takes a deep breath in. He lets it out and blindly opens a drawer and grabs whatever can fit in his hand. He stops and crouches away from the window when he sees movement. He looks out and sees a younger version of himself walk past and to the kitchen. They say the past haunts you but come on, this is getting ridiculous. He sees the false image of himself hanging up his photo. Dread pools in his stomach because he gave that to Casey. If that photo is here then they must have captured him too, somehow. The figure stands up taller and Leonardo responds in kind.He takes the scalpel, tucking the medical stapler in his waistband and throws. The image dodges, diving towards the countertops and flicks on a light. Leonardo only blinks as the lights hit directly into his eyes. “Dude, what the fuck?!” 

its been explained in post, but fleo, as he stands right here, is under the assumption that the kraang took him and doing literally all they can to snuff out the rest of the resistance/punishing him as the leader/everything BAD

fleo tore out an IV (which OW.) which is an indicator of "i dont give a shit about what happens" then immediately grabbing anything and everything he can as a weapon, an indicator of "all i want to do is take as many kraang down as i can"

its reckless, its desperate, its not inherently self destructive, but it is apathetic in its most senses of the term.

here i dont want to say "fleo wants to die", but rather "if im going to go out, im gonna go out fucking fighting like the rest of my family did". its a dignity thing there fleo is trying to control his own demise as a last fuck you to the kraang

“Leo?” Mikey’s image calls to his younger self. He looks up at him, “Leo?!” “Be surprised later, he’s VIOLENT.” The two of them start to turn and run. 

but thats not happening here. the audience KNOWS that hes safe and this line of thinking is only going to get more dangerous if he isnt stopped.

He sees out of the corner of his eye something being thrown at his feet. Before he can react, it hits his ankles and someone collides with his side. He falls hard directly on his bad shoulder and his vision goes white with pain. Rolling to his back, he digs his hand into the bad shoulder and wills the pain to go away. “Sensei!” He hears through the fog.He feels a hand on his shoulder, the one he's not holding, and flinches hard back onto his feet. Leonardo breathes hard as it grows uncomfortably silent. His vision slowly comes back to him and what he sees is… “Casey?”

and he is. and then he remembers.

He remembers the final act of the rebellion. He remembers April’s hands pushing him out of the way as she orders him to keep going, commander’s orders. He remembers the injury to his side and falling to the ground. He remembers being on his feet running uphill with Casey supporting him just like now. He remembers wishing that April was there with them. He remembers being surrounded, and then immediately being saved by Mikey. He remembers the time gate, and how the speculation needed to be reality. He remembers the brilliant gold that took his remaining brother. He remembers throwing Casey into the time gateway. He remembers fighting off the Kraang. He remembers the heroic image he hopes is the last thing Casey sees of him. He remembers the feeling, the thoughts that he will join his brothers soon. He remembers his world lighting up in a bright light. He remembers- “I don’t understand.” He admits. 

from living in constant chaos, his hear in his throat, losing friends left and right in the last act of the resistance, of course he would be confused as shit.

its an overwhelming kindness after years and years of heartache, of grief, of loss and now youre telling him hes safe? after 2 decades of a living hell, he can breathe again?

its going to be overwhelming.

Leonardo looks around the room, actually looks for the first time and sees his younger self wincing and sitting up from the wall he was thrown at. On the floor is the calendar and the scalpel he threw, the newly hung photograph’s frame tilted at an angle in a comical manner. Mikey stands over his younger self with an ice pack in hand looking at Raph pensively. A textbook by his feet and notes that that’s what tripped him before he snapped out of it. Wow, now he really feels like shit.

and then he starts to feel like he's intruding on something that was meant to be peaceful.

he escaped hell, but hell followed him.

[sonicboomseason3]

Sonic boom season 3 ep where omega uses his experience in law to defend shadow in court. (he was accused of killing fastidious beaver and no one really cares but still. Murder. He also is 100% guilty) Edgebot from the Brude episode is the prosecutor. Omega manages to pin the blame on sonic somehow and then fastidious beaver just. Walks into the court room. Turns out he just got knocked out instead of actually killed(which was the goal). No one knows how they managed an autopsy without actually harming him. The episode ends with T.W. barker asking Omega to defend him in court against charges of extortion. Omega gets paid for none of this btw.

HELP? i already wanted to come up with an episode that was a parody of ace attorney and you just fed me thank u. also you are so based for the multiple references to my other posts no one normal would say this but im so glad i turned on anon on tumblr dot com

anyway lemme add on to this:

its obvious from the get go to the audience that shadows guilty. not because hes a bad liar or anything he just doesnt care to pretend. what does he have to lose? his freedom??? the prison doesnt want him they know better than to attempt to detain him. his reputation??? right, because hes so clearly known for his innocent harmless and gentle demeanor with everyone. hell if he goes down as the one who killed fastidious beaver, people will finally take him seriously again after being forced into so many comedic scenarios for this blasted shows universe. the only thing stopping him from standing up and outright confirming that he did it is that hed never hear the end of it from omega whos high key excited for his debut as a lawyer

tw barker wanted to continue his lawyer career so he practically begged shadow to hire him but like... he does c/rypto on the side and shadows an anticapitalist king so he essentially told him to eff off

the "courtroom" is just meh burger reorganized so half of the tables represent the prosecutors desk and the other half the defenses. the restaurant counter is the judges chair. there may be an actual courthouse they can do this at but after that one time omega left the restaurant he got placed under house arrest or should it be called restaurant arrest? is meh burger technically his home or……… he cant leave or else a self destruct switch will activate is what im trying to say

(hi its me from the future <3 apparently anons idea resonated so hard with me that i got kinda carried away with my little additions and i dont wanna be obnoxious if i can help it so im putting this under a read more okay continue on. or not if you dont wanna hear about how literally the entire trial goes i guess)

knuckles is the judge which makes perfect logical sense

the detective is vector whos televising this entire trial while hes at it. he barely has anything to work with because a CERTAIN SOMEONE disposed of the body but from what he could piece together fastidious beaver was being annoying at meh burger so shadow grabbed him by the scruff, dragged him over the counter, and dunked his head into the deep fryer. as anon mentioned he somehow survives this

sticks conducted the autopsy and by that i mean she whacked fastidious beaver in the head with her boomerang a couple of times and when he didnt wake up from that she hurled him into the sea. once again this makes perfect logical sense its not like we have other characters much better equipped to be scientific about this. and he somehow survives this as well

edgebot looks exactly like omega except with more spikes. he wants revenge against shadow for besting him at Brude™️ which is why hes doing this. from this episode onward hes omegas main rival in the field of law and also theyre brothers since they were both created by eggman. M1KU is their sister. orbot and cubot are their eldest siblings. what a nice family

oh and instead of yelling "OBJECTION" each side just fires a projectile (ice cream for omega, knives for edgebot) at the other robot causing sogginess and scratch marks

all the other characters are the gallery and theyre sitting outside on the grass watching this all go down with varying degrees of attention. eggman in particular feels very conflicted because he wants to support edgebot but he doesnt want to make omega feel like the unfavorite and of course he doesnt want to root for shadows downfall either

witness 1 is dave who was standing right next to shadow when he was committing the deed and did absolutely nothing to stop him. omega gets him to recant by pelting him with ice cream nonstop and giving him hypothermia

witness 2 is amy who was at the front of the line to order when this went down and also saw everything but omega cracks her testimony by getting her to admit that shadows back was towards her at the time so she cant say for sure that was shadow. sure no one else around is a black hedgehog with red stripes but she cant prove it was him can she?

witness 3 whos infinite is mainly there to testify about shadows character and of course he starts talking so much trash about him and painting him in the worst light possible. "also those red things next to his eyes? theyre UGLY." "YOURE THE UGLY ONE YOU MASK WEARING FREAK!!!" shadow yells as he leaps from the defendants chair and tackles infinite to the floor because these two in the boomverse would be so catty you will not change my mind about this. a recess has to be called

rouge whos witness 4 is also there to establish character and shes one of the few who isnt intimidated by shadow so when asked questions about whether hes capable of doing this shes like "lol maybe idk can i go to my manipedi appointment now" (side note but shadows constantly at a loss for words when it comes to rouge precisely because of this. none of his threats ever affect her so if he cant scare her then What Else Can He Do)

eventually omega pushes everything onto sonic by saying he was disguised as shadow to frame him which is an accusation that comes out of left field because in case you werent paying attention sonic isnt involved in this incident/trial AT ALL. he was sitting in the gallery for the first half of the proceedings but grew bored so he left only to be forced to come back when hes accused. insert sa2 references here yada yada faker etc etc youre not even good enough to be my fake blah blah blah live and learn

shadow surprisingly is pretty against the direction this trial has gone because it actually really pisses him off when people imply that he and sonic look alike even when it directly benefits him but just when hes about to put his foot down and own up to the crime (omegas fun be DAMNED) fastidious beaver comes in "correcting" his grammar and everyone freaks out. especially him.

omegas disappointed that his first trial was ultimately a dud but then tw barker comes up to him and tells him hes in trouble for extortion and omega ALMOST accepts until he learns that the incident involved c/ryptocurrency

[flingza-roller]

Sorry if this is bad timing, but I just saw your post about lorikeet and I love them! Could you tell me a bit more about them and your other splatoon OCs?

OHO YES! there is no such thing as bad timing to ask about ocs, im just incredibly happy that somebody is interested!! heheh time to Ramble (this is long sorry)

ok so im gonna stick to the bird kids cuz theyre a lot easier to explain GSJFD (maybe someday ill give my other ocs refs and backstory stuff....)

all four of em are very much based off how i play the game as each character, so i pretty much just grab my in-game behaviour and give it to em as a personality.

so, lorikeet! splat3 is still very new but i think ive somehow already solidified their personality lmao. theyre super reckless, pretty much always falling off stages and getting themself splatted by doing stupid things like running headfirst to a tacticooler or trying to challenge the eliter that wont leave them alone (i think mahi-mahi is the absolute worst for this). they like to go a little bit cazy and get as many kills as possible, which is silly when the only mode u play is turf war... (on that, there is not a single splatoon game that has gotten me to like ranked/league. i played it a few times and then swore off it, so now all four of the kids hate ranked lol)

lori fucking ADORES deep cut so theyve got the three earrings in their right ear bc they wanna be like shiver and frye. on deep cut, they love splatfests and all the music n fun stuff that comes with it. theyre weirdly not too competitive when it comes to defending their team, BUT they will go extra feral during splatfest turf wars and go complete beast mode. they still dont have a main weapon? favours brushes but thats pippins thing so they should probably pick something else GDKGS

oh they have the worst adhd brain. if they see something cool happening in the bg of a stage they will just straight up stop in their tracks and watch for a while, completely oblivious to whatever is happening in the match. and of course the moment they hear the tacticooler they will run for it even if theyre literally in the opposite end of the stage.... stupid. favourite stage is yet to be decided, gotta let the game marinate for a while longer

as the new agent 3 lori is pretty good at following orders, they just kinda... die in the dumbest possible ways. trying to jump through walls, walking straight off ledges, accidentally attracting attention to themself by throwing lil buddy right next to them. but theyre pretty good at fighting! also they like annoying the captain, because of course (this doesnt bode well for kiwi)

id like to build more on their character eventually but that requires me playing more splat3 and ive been rly unmotivated to do so >:/ ive barely played any salmon run and still havent touched table turf. augh. lori u will grow as a person i promise

now PIPPIN! (she/they) theyre my kid from octo expansion! shes very silly but surprisingly strong and skilled. never asked for help from OTH and went through every single test multiple times to get every weapon ticked (hell). also enjoys fighting inner agent 3 because ??? clearly a lot more competent than theyre letting on.

so once pip came to the surface they were very much like "id rather NOT do the whole fighting thing again" and jumped into turf wars with the intention of just having fun and messing with people. her gear set is 100% QSJ cuz she likes annoying the enemy team and then jumping away like a coward when theyre cornered (it jumpscares people bc they dont expect an octo to jump THAT fast).

she uses brush so that they can draw love hearts in enemy base :] they think its very cute and gets sad when ppl ink over it. also if an enemy tries to initiate a party they will always join bc make love not war etc. always goes for the highest inkage (highest score excluding win points was over 2000) favourite stage is inkblot art academy!

zero sense of fashion btw they either wear the QSJ gear or whatever they think will make her look hot (big fan of the octoling armour and marinas crop top). sometimes changes gender to Boy bc why the hell not, gender is arbitrary.

when grouped up with the others, they like teaming up with pigeon to cause chaos and havoc. shes very excited to see lori joining the team cuz theyre equally as insane as the other two! kiwi is the only one carrying a braincell here rip

PIGEON time!! (also she/they) technically my first oc because splatoon 2 was my first game! so she definitely has the most going for them. foil flingza main (my beloved), absolutely a frontliner and goes for the kill as much as possible. very good at sneak attacks! main gear is almost entirely special charge up (sorry. im the og missile spammer) except for ninja squid which they use to scare the shit outta ppl.

pigeon adores the birds u see hanging out on various stages, especially the pigeons (naturally). favourite stage is moray towers! i never said we had good taste. moray is excellent for roller users and allows for fast clean base inking >:]

like the others they love a good squid party but isnt always in the mood, HOWEVER she will never splat an innocent partier bc thats a dick move. if theyre not a threat, theres no need to splat.

outside of turf, pigeon is actually not a very violent person. very sweet to their friends and oh so very lesbian. she sees a pretty girl in the square and goes 😳 (btw this DOES work in battle, be a cute girl and they will be distracted). fucking absolutely obsessed with squid beatz like you have no idea, aims to get gold on every hard mode song. favourite songs to play are frantic aspic, shark bytes, and entropical. she and pippin love playing games like this together, i bet theyd be great dance duo.

in hero mode, pigeon is naturally a completionist and obtained every weapon. fucking loves harassing marie and annoying her as much as possible. adores callie so much <3 their best speedrun time is 40 sec on octo samurai (sadly cant reach the world record of 39)

unlike pippin they actually have a pretty good fashion sense, always coordinating their outfits and ink colour to match. a very stylish squid!

now kiwi is an interesting one. i first played splatoon 1 in beginning of 2018, so sadly i missed out on the splatfests. still got plenty of turf in and played hero mode repeatedly bc i have brainrot!

so kiwi (again. she/they) is really into amiibo challenges, especially the kraken challenge. being a kraken for that long makes em feel powerful, and its lotsa fun. they actually spend far more time on hero missions than anything else, they enjoy turf on the occasion but find it weirdly intimidating (favourite stage is flounder heights!). she feels most at home in the valley, with craig and the squid sisters. theyre far too sympathetic toward octolings (unlike pigeon who just goes fucking ham) and tries her best to just avoid fighting them entirely. because of this, shes pretty good at stealth missions, especially since she rarely makes much noise anyway. theyre definitely the most low-key out of the four agents.

SO!! why do i name them all after birds? because.... i like birds :D yes im a wannabe ornithologist and birds are my main special interest. i also mainly name them after aus/nz birds cuz im just Like That. we have cool birds in australia, and lorikeet was just far too fitting to pass up. (btw pippin is short for peregrine falcon)

despite being so skilled in hero mode missions they do actually get hurt a lot and almost always has some kind of bandaid or gauze on her body from various injuries. is it a lack of skill, or just recklessness? hmmm (its definitely just because she doesnt take enough care of their body lol).

if kiwi were to be captain in splatoon 3, theyd definitely be just constantly scruffing new 3 by the collar to stop them from doing something stupid. is very afraid of a new idiot joining the gang, as if pip n pidge werent bad enough. all 4 as a splatfest team would definitely be the most chaotic thing possible.

also theyre this way because when i draw squirds (tagged on my blog as "wings au") i think its fun to see how different they all look! kiwi would certainly be more fitting as a bird of prey but i think they look so silly with the stubby wings so im not changing my mind. this does mean shes real fast at running! pip and lori are the fastest flyers, pigeon is just kinda in between rip

final note, theyre all at LEAST 18 just so that its not weird. they all use she/they except lori, whos exclusively they/them. they all fucking hate ranked but love hero missions. also all of them have 1 braincell bouncing between them (mainly held by kiwi)

if u managed to read this far, thanks for ur time!! ill eventually draw all these silly bird kids together as squirds, i think itd be fun.

[im-not-a-simp-i-swear]

🎄STAYING UP TILL CHRISTMAS🎄

December is about to end and many different holdiays have passed by, where i live what we do is that on the 24/12(nochebuena) and new years we stay up all night partying, but how would the OM cast act if MC did similar practices?

💙LUCIFER

Idc what happens during the christmas events of the game i canon that lucifer passes out exhausted during the afternoon and then busts a move during nighttime with the rest

You will not see the eldest all day until it is time to get dressed and ready for nochebuena, and wow does he need that cause otherwise he wouldve fallen asleep halfway through the night

He is a tired old man MC you gotta be patient with the exhausted dad

Same thing in new years eve, will sleep all day until nighttime, diavolo cant be picky he already burnt the eldest out all year, this is the least he can do and he can let luci sleep for once

💛MAMMON

Is celebrating already the moment the day starts

Somehow also has a ton of energy throughout the 24 hours of the day and nothing will be able to stop him

Will also make sure you party next to him all night and during the 31st he'll try his best to be the one you do the countdown with

Is dragging all his brothers to the dancefloor and he doesnt plan on letting them rest at all during the fun, like they had yesterday to rest why arent they ready today huh?🤨

🧡LEVIATHAN

Is out before the party even starts, hiding in some room from the crowd, trying to distract himself with his ddd

If you live in latinoamerica then you can be sure he'd be that one kid who is either watching tv or is passed out in someone's bedroom, particulary its the one room you'll need that exact moment

If you have a close friendship with him however then try dragging him out of the room for some fun, hell, perhaps he'll participate more during new years

💚SATAN

Tonight is the night where he can prank the most out of lucifer, afterall the eldest is asleep all day and will be to busy having fun during the night, its the perfect timing for him to prepare some lighthearted satan pranks :)

Is also secretly giving food to any stray cats that so happen to be near the demon lord's castle at the time, nothing like some christmas meat to feed to those felines

While he isnt particulary a party animal he will be at the party for sure, perhaps he'll even dance with you if you invite him

Ends up getting distracted and falls in either one of his traps or someone else's traps *cough* thirteen or mephistoles's but i dont write for the newbies yet so

💖ASMODEUS

Is joining Mammon on the dancefloor and definetely has all eyes on him all day and night, he has even more during new years cause its fucking asmo

Has also made sure to keep around the classic human mistletoe for some fun if you get my drift 👀

He has made sure to prepare the perfect outfits for everyone in the household and he is also most likely the one to wake up lucifer so he gets ready cause by god he is in the deep sleep zone

Is competiting for the new year's kiss of yours against the others as well

❤BEELZEBUB

If you dont celebrate the holidays by its food then please get out of my site i wish to never interact with you that is literally the only reason why i keep celebrating christmas even though im not a believer in religion-

Yeah he is to busy eating the food from the party, its just so good! However if you so wish to be with him then he will join you at the fun as well

Will check wherever belphie is at since the other twin is o u t most of the night, after finding belphie he'll make sure he sleeps at a better place before heading back to the party

Will most likely leave the other twin with levi in whatever room the third born has decided to hide at

💜BELPHEGOR

Sleeps throughout most of the day and sleeps throughout most of the night. However when he is awake he will make sure to have fun with the rest.

You may find him at the party chatting, eating or just having fun, but do be sure to look for him with beel to find whatever funky position and/or place he has passed out at

If you want him to join you all during the countdown then you have to wake him up before doing so

He tries really hard to stay awake during the countdown however his intentions are there, all for someone like you :)

🤎DIAVOLO

The moment you explained your celebrations he was ready to do them here, infact he had already decorated the castle before you even came thanks to barbs, he is the most excited out of them all

The party during nochebuena is what you usually do but ten times bigger and funner, this boi has such a spirit when it comes to celebrations

Has prepared everything before hand and has even given the days off to his workers just for the sake of some fun.

💚BARBATOS

He knew already and has made sure to prepare everything necessary, just like diavolo and you were hoping

Also recruits the help of a little angel to prepare some traditional dishes so that hopefully they last through the night

Has to stay up all day and night but that's fine, this isnt the first time he does so, besides, this time around there is some fun going on and you are here so why waste this chance due to exhaustion? Diavolo allowed him to have some fun as well might as well put said time to use

💙SIMEON

Was excited about it all untilrealizing he had to stay awake till midnight, not because he cant handle it (he cant he has to pull out a lucifer) but because he is worried that luke might get tired and not have a place to rest

Otherwise you can be sure he will have fun, heck, he'll even stay after the fun ends just to help cleaning up the place but only if luke has found a place to rest otherwise he'l most likely have to leave early

Except on new years he will wake up the baby angel and carry the youngling's body while counting down with you and the rest :)

🤍LUKE

Do you guys remember that one episode of the fairy odd parents where timmy is convinced he can stay up all night to watch a movie everyone has been hyping up only to fall asleep once 9pm hits and he results to wishing sleeping wasnt necesary? Yeah that is luke but without that last part

He is having tons of fun until 9pm arrives, then the baby boy is out just like that one cousin around nochebuena as well, he too will be taken away to that one room where belphie is sleeping at and where levi is hiding

Levi is slowly becoming a daycare worker in that guestroom

Make sure to wake him up before countdown, he'd get very upset if he is awaken for then

🖤SOLOMON

Grandpa over here has livee through enough and has expierenced everything to know what will happen tonight, be sure he'll partake and kill it at the dancefloor

Is excited in his own way and helps out his friends at purgatory hall to understand nochebuena better so that the whole gang can enjoy it better

Is staying up all night with no breaks and somehow has still enough energy to go on during christmas eve, he is literally pulling an entire week with barely any sleep for the sake of celebrating, doesnt matter the holiday, he knows just how to celebrate correctly :)

Anyways happy holidays again and happy new year 😁😁 hope you all are having a good time or have one next year

[bakugoulvr420]

camping w bakugou

yes ! here u gooo : )

oooook bakugou would probably have some prior experience because lets be honest, he is knowledgeable in almost anything !!!

plus, his main hobby includes mountain climbing so i imagine that would come with camping or smth similar to that

he’d be the one to set up the tent, campfire, etc because “you don’t do it properly”

would most likely prefer a place with not that many people because he just doesnt appreciate commotion during a supposed trip for healing

he’s ready for literally whatever and brought anything essential with him

if you forgot to bring something like extra socks or shirts, he’d absolutely have your back but wouldnt let you go without scolding you

“bakugou my socks got all wet.. do you have any more pairs..?”

“did you somehow forget that this trip is gonna last more than just a day? why the hell would you just bring one pair of socks you idiot!”

during nighttime, he’d want to stay next to the campfire or stay in his tent because “its too damn cold”

if you convince him to explore the woods with you, he’d yell at you, question your age but eventually tag along

“this is so stupid! do you think that youre some park ranger?!”

“why are you overreacting? dont tell me youre scared or something bahahah”

“what is there to even be scared of? dont be ridiculous”

“uhh i dont know. maybe a grizzly bear attacking you from behind?”

“you think that ill lose against a bear!? i’ll beat it up!”

to be fair, the campsite he chose is very safe overall so there was no need to worry about wild deadly animals !

sleeping at night would be the ultimate bonding experience because it’d get SO cold at night

bakugou wouldnt exactly freak out over the temperate because he can tolerate it or whatever so itd be mostly you wrapping yourself around him

“stop grabbing me so tightly! you wanna strangle me or what?”

“nooo im just so cold”

“i told you to pack those extra blankets but what did you say?”

“that i was gonna be okay...”

“exactly. you have no right to be complaining right now!”

“but... :(“

*bakugou rolls his eyes and wraps you with his warm big arms*

overall the trip will be a very nice experience because bakugou makes you feel safe and happy at all times ! <3

[sanoluvs]

my goofy ahh dream:

i was at school, but there was a school shooting [i think]

but it wasnt like just 1 shooter it was a full on bombing with like a whole ass gang scattered around the school. like in those movies where theres security guards everywhere but its just criminals yk?

and so idk why but the teachers put us all in like these lines, like on a road those ppl who stand with the stop signs and shit.

so it went like that.

so we finally got out and ran out then just...........................................................................................................................................................................black. just black.

and so i dont rlly remember but i woke up and so i remember nothing with waking up but the first thing i remember is that we were in the afterlife. like there were these groups of ppl split into teams of 3 ig? and god decided to be a b and made us all...work out ig? idk we were doing these chores and shit

+ heaven looks like hell. its red, theres like red rocks everywhere with volcanos and it looks like an orange desert.

so i was in a group with this one woman and this old ass man, and my friend somehow ended up there too (she doesnt even go to my school lmao)

so we took a bunch of courses or whatever and we still went to school (im guessing everyone died cus all the staff, teachers, and students were there) so we got impatient and we went to god's work..he worked in a building..he was like a CEO or smth, like a cool ass spy.

(we were doing quests for god to get another chance in life or smth)

(it was me, my friend, the woman, and the old ass man who came to see god)

so we came to gods work and somehow got past the security then jumped god but ig satan was coming cus we suddenly had a shooting :D

and god did some cool flexable moves like loid with a pipe in his hand..and so we got out and he took us into this limo and we drove away.

while we were driving away we went through this portal and we bid our final goodbyes. so then we were suddenly back at my school!

it looked normal, like nothing ever happened.

it felt like the fucking twilight zone or something (my teacher gave me too much reading assignments on the twilight zone)

and i facetime my friend, and this bitch is already at a diff house, so i ask that since we got reincarnated back into our bodies, if that means that our fam and friends will remember us.

and that bitch was so fucking chill about it with a smile on her face just saying "no" :)

like bitch u wont miss ur mom and dad???????

and so i see my mom with a missing poster of me in her hand...like wtf there was a school shooting why do u have a missing poster.

so i waste no time and i was like "nah she'll remember me"

so i run up to her and im like "mooooooooooooom" like running crying tears then this b......................................SHE WAS SO FUCKING RUDE.

she was like "get off me" and snarled at me, and looked at me in a disgusted manner

so i was like "wtf thats literally me mom" while pointing at the poster.

and she's like "no its not" so i take a bunch of time explaining to her what happened and..................................and the dream ended :D

the dream ended w/ me crying about how i hate reincarnation and death and it ended w/ my friend just saying that reincarnation helps u fix up any mistakes and how "its not free time, its education" i think she was referring to the course god put us through or smth

[matoitech]

one thing i think is interesting is that kray is clearly very threatened by galo like he says he doesnt care abt him but he PLANNED for a scenario where galo found out what he was up to and tried to put a stop to it cuz he views galo as this Thing thats exists solely to ruin HIS life (like he hasnt spent whats basically galos whole life trying 2 ruin galos..) so he had like. a contigency plan. In Case Of Galo Finding Out Somehow And Trying To Stop It.  kray didnt rly plan to have like, a son attached to his maniacal plan (i dont think he views galo like his son like he was a college student when he started the fire which is Not old enough to be viewing random children like ur their parent esp 4 him, but i think itd have to be rly obvious to him that galo views him like a parental figure bcuz kray would take advantage of that to manipulate him)

but i feel like also keeping in mind that kray felt threatened by galo literally since galo was a child is totally nuts like kray seeing a literal child and being like my worst fucking enemy.. like trigger rly just wanted everyone to know this guy is like worst of the worst evil and also fucking pathetic as hell. ur worst enemy.. an autistic grade schooler with ptsd. also while its fucked up its not that surprising that someone like kray wanted galo dead (obv not saying its a normal or understandable thing lmao) for one thing galo is technically the only witness to the thing kray lied about to launch his political career so like.. if galo ever Remembered..... and we know galos memories of this deeply traumatic moment in his childhood is just like a stock thing he repeats to ppl bcuz thats what he grew up being told n had drilled in2 his head. kray and the public and what everyone was telling galo as a kid. its likely galo doesnt even rly consciously remember the fire (besides his nightmares but traumatic nightmares dont require u being able to consciously remember trauma) cuz it was traumatic and he was a child so him being told what happened would likely rly be engrained as his memory just from being told it so many times and it was useful for kray, who we know lied to him abt so much shit n manipulated him since he was a child, to have him believe n remember things a certain way