#oh god Yor being drunk >>>

[naive-daydreamer]

People, I'm watching Spy x Family and well, the things you do for the mission. *laughs maniatically *

How far i've went. Once you start you never end. First One Piece. Now Spy x Family. What's next?

[thelreads]

OH HERE GOES ROMEO TO THE RESCUE

COMPLETELY DISREGARDING HIS OWN WELL BEING

THE THINGS WE DO FOR LOVE... RIP IN PEACE TWILIGHT

OH MY GOD THERE'S A SECOND BAR!

ALSO "I MIGHT KILL HIM" IN LIKE, A REACTION TO HIS KISS OR AT WHATEVER FOLLOWS THAT? BECAUSE YOR PLEASE, YOU'RE TOO DRUNK FOR THIS, GET A GRIP WOMAN

[neapenning]

chapter 86 spoilers

oh this chapter is so good i need to gnaw on it

the way twilight keeps nightfall from killing wheeler so he can still be a threat in the future

the look twilight has talking about not killing yuri for yor's sake

and nightfall pointing out in her head that he just called her "yor" instead of yor briar

the way he panics when being told "were getting drunk after this"

how he admits that hes struggling to understand yors feelings while also entrely misunderstanding nightfall's as well

"it feels like im coming home for the first time in ages" and the sparkle in his eye when he looks up at the apartment

the way he completely relaxes when he gets home and yor isnt mad at him and then when she says the gripes thing was a lie and he collapses again and then she joins him on the floor

their whole dialogue where yor goes "i just wanted to be able to take care of you, you dont have to be perfect"

the way he addresses both himself and yor in his thoughts about being too soft and yor is sparkly the whole way through

the way he stands up as soon as yuri opens the door so he and yor arent huddled on the floor together in front of her brother

the way yuri is SO CLOSE like buddy you are AL👏MOST 👏THERE👏 i believe in you!!! the dots are almost connected

the way yor puts her foot down and pushes yuri out of their house so loid can rest even though yuri is hurt too

the way loid collapses again at the end

im so normal about all of this oh my god. such a good chapter im not even a little sad that the next ones not for a month enjoy your break to the fullest endo we are fed

[casliveblog]

Custom Toonami Block Week 155 Rundown

Spy X Family: We’re still kinda doing the fallout of the Fiona arc where Yor’s insecure and Loid’s trying frantically to make sure his apprentice being horny doesn’t threaten world peace, you know, normal stuff. Scruffyhead is left to babysit Anya while Loid and Yor go out for drinks and it’s pretty fucking funny because you have Yor being drunk off her ass not making a god damn lick of sense and Loid being overly logical trying to map out exactly how her drunk train of logic works when said train flipped off the track like an hour ago. Loid’s flirting ends up getting him knocked the fuck out and he dreams about his mom and conflates her with Yor which I’m sure is healthy and not Freudian at all. But eventually for like the third time we get Loid’s speech of ‘Anya and I both love you and you’re a great mom so please stop being so fucking insecure about this’ which to be fair IS accurate to how insecurity works but I feel like we’re doing the Inuyasha/Kikyo thing all over again where whenever something daunting comes up we’re gonna spend an episode moping before deciding to stop moping for the same reason as last time. Either way the date itself is funny and it’s worth it to watch Anya be like ‘oh yeah they’re out there fucking’ without understanding what she’s saying. The second plot revolves around Becky which is nice because I really do like her as a character and we get some backstory on her aside from her being a badass and wanting to fuck Anya’s dad. But yeah Becky wants to be a matchmaker for Anya and Damian so they decide to go shopping and get her a cool outfit to impress him and hijinks ensue and lots of outfits for the fanartists to do art of are revealed (I think my favorite is Yor!Becky, that was fun). Becky apparently has your standard dot jpg rich girl backstory of not having any friends and being isolated but Anya’s brash nature kinda broke through a lot of that (they also show her beating up bullies and I’m just guessing when she saw Anya punch Damian she was like ‘oh yeah I can hang with her’). But yeah despite Anya not finding anything she does buy a souvenir keychain for herself and Becky to thank her for taking her out shopping and even though it’s not rich fancy people shit like she’s supposed to do, they both wear their keychains to school and laugh about how they match, which as a nice touch does catch Damian’s attention because the most stunning thing Anya could wear as a genuine smile.

Inuyasha: So as expected, now that all the real fighting is done, Naraku swoops in to be like ‘now this is a victory I have completely earned despite just arriving’. Inuyasha goes through his laundry list of attacks and Naraku’s able to just go ‘nope’ to all of them, even the ones that are specifically made to counter his no-selling which kinda makes the Red Tessaiga useless now. He impales Inuyasha on Hosenki and grabs the jewel shard to taunt everyone that they’ll be staying in Inuyasha’s dad’s grave forever while he’s gonna get the hell out of dodge by himself (a bitter bit of foreshadowing for Yashahime, yes I’m stil mad). Meanwhile Kagura shows Sesshomaru the other gate and once he shows off the Tenseiga the statues are like ‘oh shit bro he’s got the sword, guess we better roll over’ and even the Medusa Light doesn’t work on Sesshomaru for no adequately explained reason but Sesshomaru just kinda no-sells like 80% of things, he has high Mag Resist I guess. So yeah while Naraku’s gloating Sesshomaru swoops in and starts kicking his ass and even punches out Inuyasha for fucking up for this long. But while Naraku and Sesshomaru are having their smug-off to see who can no-sell more of the other person’s bullshit, Hosenki talks to Inuyasha and asks him to cut him open and take his power.  

Yu Yu Hakusho: Kurama continues his journey of being blackmailed into working for a Demon Dictatorship while everyone there hates his guts. Kurama’s plan is to beef up the guys they fought in the Dark Tournament with the promise of fighting Yusuke and give them to Yomi as a present, the old ‘throw everyone who died in the Saiyan Saga on King Kai’s planet for training’ deal so Chu, Yoyo kid, Shishi, Gin and the other ninja guy and clownface all get a training arc courtesy of Genkai just like the King Kai arc (though idk those guys never learned Kaioken or anything so I think they just got a numbers buff) speaking of numbers buffs, apparently Yomi’s kingdom has Scouter technology and that works about as well as Scouter tech always works and just throws random numbers out until they’re ready to show their real power. The red fish general guy wants to kill Kurama’s stepbrother we haven’t heard about till now but is apparently very important but Kurama reminds the parasite assassin of the whole Elder Toguro purgatory plant deal and he decides he’s better off not pissing this guy off. So when Kurama’s promoted and fish guy is mad, he has no leverage and Kurama can Yoko out and fucking murder him without consequence. Turns out Yomi planned all this out and is hoping Kurama will turn to the dark side and be Yoko forever and also having a new callback squad is pretty cool too, let’s hope they get to do some shit.

Jujutsu Kaisen: Yuji and Nobara continue their fight against the Jojo Cheap Trick guy from last time and his younger brother. They get hit with blood that basically acts like a slower version Soifon’s Shikai complete with the cool tattoo aesthetic. Luckily Nobara’s ability is basically ‘no u’ and she reflects it back on them and goes to kill the younger brother so Mr. Cheap Trick has to release it because these guys are one of the few cursed spirits that actually have familial loyalty to each other. Apparently their deal is they’re actually aborted fetuses of a woman that was able to have hybrid babies with cursed spirits and humans so they’re like half and half that were just fetuses until now and used as the new flunkies of Mahito’s group. Given they’re legit fetuses who have existed for hundreds of years without anything to rely on but each other their first thoughts one being born are ‘we look out for each other and nothing else’. So yeah this is basically a story of the heroes blackmailing and torturing babies to win a fight so that’s a bit fucked up. But yeah Nobara and Yuji BOTH use a Black Flash and cripple their respective brothers and Nobara uses Cursed Technique: Bigger Nail to finish off the baby one and it’s really cool. Meanwhile Cheap Trick takes some guys hostage and runs away which really is kind of a Jojo villain thing to do maybe this guy was just in the wrong anime and Yuji just runs after the car like Yusuke during Chapter Black but Nobara still has the guy’s arm from before so she just straight up kills him with her basic attack. So Nobara gets the kill on both of these guys so that’s pretty neat. Meanwhile Mahito, monk dude and the eldest brother are all fucking playing Life and eldest brother is like ‘oh geez my brothers just died, gimme a minute’ and Mahito’s like ‘is that really a reason to interrupt our board game geez’. Yuji asks Nobara about how she feels about killing dudes that were kinda technically part human since he’s already done it and still doesn’t feel great about it but Nobara’s a tiny bit of a sociopath so she doesn’t care but promises if they have to do dirty shit to get their job done at least they’re in it together. They get back to Megumi and Yuji’s hand vagina mouth accidentally eats the finger so yeah he’s got more fingers now. All three kids and Panda’s Squad are recommended for a promotion and Megumi tells Nobara not to tell Yuji about Sukuna’s awakening reviving the finger holding spirits because it’ll make him feel bad and Yuji tells Sukuna not to tell Megumi about his awakening reviving the finger holding spirits because it’ll make him feel bad. So yeah that’s the end of season one, I think the Zero Movie is next? Maybe I’ll do that next week since a handful of the season ones of these anime are ending this week.  

Ranking of Kings: Is this season all going to be filler? Like it’s really weird after last week had them continue the story despite having a great ending point and then just… tread water this season with filler like it’s not even a ‘filler to get you into the plot and ease the transition of progressing the story’ filler, it’s ‘here’s a thing that happened during one of our few time gaps’ filler. I mean the two stories they tell during Bojji’s training are cute enough, Kage goes searching for a mushroom and ends up helping an old lady who gives him a pie full of the mushrooms and Bojji and kage try odd jobs only to end up running a gambling game using Bojji’s speed and feel bad about ripping off a poor girl but Despa takes her in anyway. Like those are cute stories but if this is a season that’s just gonna be little ovas of stuff that was already in the story I don’t know if I really see the point in it. I mean I’m gonna keep watching and give it a chance but it’s gonna be weird if we’re just treading water for ten episodes.

Vinland Saga: So I kinda hit the nail on the head with my predictions last week huh? Like basically my whole scenario came to pass essentially word for word. Still I’ll go through it all here, Askeladd tries to talk King Sweyn down from attacking Wales and he humors the idea in public but privately tells him that the only way he’ll stop the attack on Wales is if Askeladd kills Canute for him since Wales is shitty and all his homies hate Wales and Askeladd’s mom sucks, which is really something you want to say to somebody you’re asking a favor from. Askeladd just goes nuts at this and points his sword at the King and fucking cuts his head right off going ‘Yeah bitch I’m King Arthur, Noble Phantasm Excalibur, British and all that innit?’. Thorfinn is with Leif but ditches him to go find Askeladd again while the dude is fucking cutting his way through the Danish Royal Guard and/or family. Canute sees this for what it is, a sacrifice play to keep both Canute and Wales safe while not drawing out the conflict between Canute and the king. Thorkell tells him for once that he doesn’t need a battle boner and that since Askeladd is his problem he should act like a king and take care of it. Thorfinn busts in at the last minute before Askeladd can kill Floki (couldn’t have just let him kill Floki? I fucking hate Floki) and Canute stabs Askeladd right in the heart on his first try, not bad for Mr. Love Thy Enemy. Thorfinn is here just in time to hold Askeladd in his arms as he dies and Askeladd laughs and asks what Thorfinn will do with his life now that he no longer has him as an excuse for his vengeance and Thorfinn’s just left with the empty rage and hollow emotions of wasting over a decade only to have it end the exact same way it would’ve if he’d just stabbed Askeladd in his bed the first night. So yeah Canute takes the throne and is like ‘okay the Enlgish are prolly gonna be pissy about all that shit that went down so all further wars are suspended until we get them under control’ and they literally have to drag Thorfinn out who’s still kind of deciding whether he’s mad his father figure died or mad he didn’t get to kill himself as we pan over people that have been relevant and will be relevant to the next season as Thorfinn’s left with nothing and has to decide what his life means to him now.  

So yeah, next week I'll probably watch the Jujutsu Kaisen movie to prepare for season two and the week after that I'll be ready to start new seasons in Vinland Saga and Jujutsu Kasien with Spy X Family's season 1 finale and maybe that new Scott Pilgrim show if I can swing it, looks like we're in the second half of what I called the 'fuck it' block about four months ago, so let's see what the new stuff holds.

[robbyrobinson]

Spy x Family Episode 9 REVIEW

Oh, boy, here we go. So after Yuri threatens Yor to kiss Loid to prove that they were "truly in love," we get more drunk Yor who is always scary ever since Loid had to become Loid Man to commemorate his daughter getting into Eden.

Yuri, for the most part, I hate him? It's just...his sister complex is really off-putting. Like I understand the circumstances just fine: both his and Yor's parents died so they had to fend for themselves with Yor taking the job of whacking the occasional person out of the world of the living, so I get that he would be attached to her. I also have seen some children innocently tell their older siblings or parents that they wanted to marry them when they got older.

Is it charming and cute? Sure, but then you see that Yuri literally has several photos of his sister in his locker and it becomes creepy again that he could not stand to see another man kissing his big sister. Got serious The Strange Thing About the Johnsons vibes from him.

I'd be willing to forgive all that if he were at least a good/entertaining character. But he's not: he's a character that annoys the audience when he should just be a nuisance to the characters. Anyway, the kiss obviously does not happen (but I am banking that Yor and Loid would share a legitimate one towards the end of the manga series, but I'd like to reiterate that I am strictly an anime watcher), and Yuri instead gets slapped across the room leading to the funniest part of the episode for me: Anya, deeply asleep, wakes up and loudly asks if the world was ending...before falling back to sleep. Given the case should the world end, wouldn't lie if I just slept through it.

But at the least, Yuri does slightly come around when it came to Loid...while threatening to execute him should he ever make his sister cry, but he cut himself off from saying that because that'd be blowing his cover as working for the Secret Police. I just love how these characters are all hiding these massive secrets and it makes me excited to see how it all falls apart.

As for the rest of the episode, Yor is distraught that she isn't being a "good mother or wife" when, Yor, you are being too hard on yourself. You had more than shown that you are an awesome mother need we forget how you threatened that one crook who tried to kidnap Anya by saying you'd do to him what you had done to that pumpkin you destroyed? This leads to Loid, wanting to be extremely certain that Yor is not involved with the Secret Police, putting a bug on her and then disguising himself and Franky as officers to interrogate her.

Once more, Momma Bear's claws are bared and she almost breaks Franky's arm in self-defense. After she gives an emotional declaration about her relationships with her brother and "husband," this was enough for Loid to decide to trust her and he removes the listening device when he meets up with her.

I love how wholesome this show is besides its being awesomely action-packed and humorous. Loid tells Yor that being herself makes her most comfortable so don't try to act like a proper wife/mother which honestly almost makes me forget that they are a pretend couple due to how genuine of a response it is. Just makes me say "Oh my god, say you love each other already!"

[protezioni]

⚑ for Sepheir and Zuro... and how about an unexpected crossover duo with ☂️ Shima And Yarohe :3 (yes this is Bc of the BQ Thieves)

Of course !! I love these duos with my whole heart!! Also omg, yes the BQ Thieves is a great squad!!

SHIMA IS A CHARACTER FROM ZETA, STAN @zetacomic !!

Zuro/Sepheir

…seeing someone else getting too close to your muse = ⚑

A mission for her and Zuro alone was something that wasn't rare. Her team usually works by their own individual missions, but these two went together a lot. The reason for this was because Zuro may have been strong, but he always wanted Sepheir by his side. After the whole incident... They promised they wouldn't leave each other, no matter what the consequence... and that promise will be kept. Right? "Sephie, something off?" He was confused for a moment, his hands still in his pocket. He stopped walking, his eyes just focused on hers. "Were you thinking of something negative again? Should I fight your bitch of a brain?" He removed his right hand from his pocket to cup her face. "Listen up, brainy bitch boo, stop making Sephie-"

She blinked a couple of times before smiling a bit. "Zuro, quit acting like that. I am fine." She held his hand and placed it away from her face. "We should focus on the mission at hand." She began walking ahead of him and he only grinned as he followed behind her. She sometimes wondered if he ever got tired of walking around, just following her pace... She wasn't even someone who was that interesting, but she admitted that she always felt relieved that he stayed with her. The whole world can be crumbling down, but he would still be a person who'd reach down to save her... But no one really saw that side of his except for her. "Zuro." She called out to him, and his head perked up. "Thank you for giving me special rights."

"Fuck yeah! You better be thankful, no ordinary person will get such treatment from this bitch!" He ran next to her before sticking his tongue out. "Only the best people can gain such a privelege from me, yeah?" He grinned as he began nudging Sepheir, who only began rolling her eyes but it soon became reslly silent laughs. "There we go, now we've got that smile showing! Fucking bless, that's some good shit. Mhmm." He might have a bad reputation, being a well known rule breaker and liar--- but this never changed the fact that he was someone who was actually the closest to her. Well... she was one of the people who saw his best sides. "I miss that smile of yours."

"You saw it a week ago."

"Still doesn't change the fact that I missed it."

"Despite being a bad boy as you call yourself, you're really sweet." She commented, before poking his cheek. "You're surprisingly considerate to the people you love, and you try your best to cheer them up. You always call yourself the personfied version of the devil, but yor actions say differently. You're no angel, you're no demon... But if you were any different creature, you'd be... probably a reaper. You take lives at your will, but you never do unless the time is right." She tried to make up words in her head, and she believed she sounded reslly stupid but she did not even look at Zuro to see how wide his smile was, his hand running through his hair.

"Well that's---" He stopped talking and coughed loudly. "Sephie, I think our targets are nearby." He whispered before bringing out his usual atmosphere. "Mafia drunkards, what bastards. They focus on human trafficking and smuggling those goods." It was good he remembered what they were known for, and she only nodded her head- her expression getting serious again. "As far as personality goes, there is no information. But as far as what they did it for, it was plainly for money. They joined the famiglia to gain access to that, and also for power. They don't have any family members... But they killed several. What has the leaders chosen, huh?"

"Unanimous decision of death." She replied before hiding her weapon. "You should be the one to hit them. As far as I know, they aim for women." She states this and Zuro twitched slightly. "They wouldn't have interest in a guy, but they would be interested in having a woman who they can sell." Without any sort of resistance, she removed her hair tie and her bag, handing it to him. "Be quick, you should be the one to kill them. I will only act as bait." She began using her position as a capo to make him obey, and he only sighed loudly before a scoff came from him. "Don't worry, I'll be fine. Just follow the plan. Kill them once they're distracted enough."

"Understood, Sephie." He clenched his fists. "I swear to god, I'll kill them. Even before they touch you." No other words from him, he quickly went into hiding as she stayed in place. Messing up her hair, removing her suit, and unbutton some parts of her shirt. It was late at night, and it was easy to attract some men who were drunk. Skin usually gets them... They're digusting. She tied her blazer around her waist and only waited for them to come closer. Smell of alcohol and cigarettes, sight of bastards and drunkards... Whispering to each other as they eyed her... Then they moved closer. "These fuckers."

"Why, hello there, Miss~! Aren't you a pretty one? Would you want to-"

Sepheir's eyes widened as she noticed that their death was instant. Zuro has used her tonfas to bang the back of their heads, cracking their skull open in just a split second. "I told you to do it when they're distracted... You do know they would have a chance to counter. They're people from the mafia and---" She noticed how he didn't talk at all, he just began buttoning her shirt with a rather pissed off expression. "... You seem rather... You know what- nevermind. Thank you for ending this really quick... But be more careful." She continued talking, yet there was still no response. "Are you mad?" No answer... Until she was all buttoned up.

She felt his arms wrap around her and she began patting his head... "Not at you, but at them... Anyway, can we clean them up now?"

She only nodded her head, realizing that Zuro's protective side showed up just for her again.

Yarohe/Shima

…sharing an umbrella with your muse = ☂

The rain was only getting stronger as the minutes passed by. The rain drops was loud, the trees were swaying. Fuck. Why the hell did he not bring an umbrella? Of course he fucking didn't! There was no hint of rain when he went out of the damn academy, and weather decided to be a bitch and let this happen. He didn't voice out his complains, he only stayed under the shed with one word escaping his mouth... "Fuck." POP! Goddamn it, Ren isn't even fucking around! Great. A storm happening and now a flower on his head. This day was going horribly, and all he wanted to do was play his games. If only he-

"Shima?" Huh? "Shima? Shima! Yeah, it is you!" Someone began running next to him. She was soaking wet but she also had a bag with her. "Didn't expect to see you outside! But hey there!" He did not know how to feel about how radiative the positivity of this person was, but then... she was someone who was part of the BQ Thieves... Something established about a week ago. Or two. And well, she was one of the members and he compared her to the tea-loving chick. She only smiled brightly at him and he could definitely see why the Protezioni referred to her as one of the sunshine trios. "Do you want to come with me?" She blinked innocently and he only raised an eyebrow.

"Come with you? How would I come with you if you only have a rain coat? I'd get soaked." He brought this up and she only began fiddling with bag to find something... Then she pulled out an umbrella. What the fuck? "If you had an umbrella like this, why aren't you using it in the first place?!" He began to question her and he only sighed when she began laughing nervously. "Sure, whatever, let's go." He prepared the umbrella and began looking at her... She was someone who was described as selfless, but he still didn't like the fact she got wet even if she had a damn umbrella prepared. "Are you going or not?" He began questioning. "I won't get you wetter than you already fucking are. You're fucking soaked."

She began laughing before going under the umbrella with him. "I enjoy the rain!" She replied to him. "I remember when I was younger my family... Well, my biological family... Would play under the rain." She explained. "So when I get the chance, I do that a lot too and I don't care about the rain... but for now... I don't mind being under an umbrella with you." She quickly changed the topic so she wouldn't make herself sad. "I should probably get my jacket dry anyway, so I will end up squeezing the water out of it as we walk!" She brought up the yappy atmosphere again and Shima only muttered some inaudible things. "What was that?"

"I said that you don't always need to act so happy. Even compared to Namito, you show sadness less." He had to admit the truth. "It is weird to remain happy all the time, and I'm surprised you can actually fucking do that." He gave his opinion to her and Yarohe only tilted her head. "What I mean is- it is okay to be sad. Even for a little while. You can't always be this positive shit even when bad things happen. Or you'll end up masking yourself for the rest of your life." Fuck. Did he say too much? "But whatever, you decide with want you want to do with that. You can remain yourself, I don't really care." He shrugged.

There was silence in between them before he felt her pluck off a flower off his head. "You really are nicer than you act like you are." She brought the flower close to her face. "I wouldn't say you're the sweetest or nicest, but you are one of those people who I see as nice and sweet... And I really want to thank you for being such!" She plucked another flower off his head and he only uttered the words ow as she did. "But don't worry, I don't hide it all the time. I vent to people time-to-time. The other capos know how I truly feel, and so does my crew. Now, you do too! So does Ren! BQ Thieves, you know? Oh and Care Bear too! You guys know me well." She named people as she continued to pluck the flowers off his head.

"But it's only been two weeks."

"Four months!"

"FOUR FUCKING MONTHS?!"

"FLOWER!"

"Ow." He held the part of his hair where she plucked out the flower "I didn't know it was that long already." He didn't count the days after the collision happened, and he didn't count the days ever since the BQ Thieves happened, but he guessed that everyone else but Izami did... He was surprised by the fact it has been that long, but a part of him didn't mind at all. "Shit, did I actually lose the tract of time? I have just been playing different videogames for four months." He mumbled and she only continued walking next to him. "Anyway, where the fuck are we going? To the Protezioni House or Zygos Academy? This is your umbrella, so it's proper if you decide."

"Why don't we go to the arcade... It is the nearest place here and we could wait until the rain gets weaker... We could play a couple of games too!" She raised both of her arms in celebration. "You VS Me! In Arcade games! Since I offered it, it could be my treat! Then we can go to Zygos Academy, and I can bring my umbrella home and go back to my place! Does that seem fair enough?" She finally placed her arms down and Shima began thinking about it... Hell, it's her treat and playing games could be fun... "So what do you say?" She waited for his answer and he nodded his head.

"I'm down to do that." He agreed with her plan, knowing there was no reason for him to deny it. "Can we eat in Burger Queen after that?" It was part of the routine for them to eat there every time they went to a mall for whatever reason--- but he didn't really know if eating together was something that applies if only a part of the team was there.

"Of course we can!" She grabbed his arm and began pulling him to the direction of the arcade as he tried his best to hold unto the umbrella. What the fuck was she on? She was much stronger than she looked- what the fuck, she dragged him like a stroller bag... "FORWARD MARCH!"

"Fuck."

[the-boiz-blog]

|Hey Princess|

Request: Nope! Fuckboy!Hyunjae 17 Oh bite me and 18 if you insist

Warnings:  Suggestive/Angst/Fluff/Cursing

Word count: 1,926

So college is fun 

Especially when you have a fuckboy attached to your hip everyday trying to get into your pants

Who’s the fuck boy you may ask? None other than Lee Jae-Hyun 

Or as he insists Hyunjae

You had met him during freshman year

Both of you being bright eyed new college students

At first he seemeed pretty nice

He was up beat and energetic. Happy go lucky sort of dude.

That was until he fell into the wrong crowd

They call them self TheBoyz

The guys who sat on the bleachers and watched cheerleaders practice

But even if they were all fuck boys

They had good traits

Like Jacob Bae was one of the sweetest people when he wasn’t with the rest of The Boyz

Anyway back to Hyunjae

You two were Majoring in the same thing so you had to see him in most of your classes throughout the day

You two had ended up sitting together in your English Lit class

And you hit it off right away

You two would stay up all night at times helping each other write papers and going on study dates

He became your best friend

And then the Spring Break of freshman year happened

He met some guys theboyz while you were at a party

The reeled him into their group

They got him incredibly drunk and he suddenly couldn't keep his dick in his pants trying to get with every girl in site

You had found him on the couch with some girl hangin off of him

You asked him if you could go

But he just looked at you 

“Why don’t you just leave by yourslef? You don’t need anyone there with you. You’ll be fine.”

You walked out of the party that without a best friend

It wasn't like anything drastic happened really

But after that night he just completely ignored you

Until your second semester of sophomore year (current time)

You two were partnered up with each other for your final project with 60% of your grade  

You had texted him telling him to come to your dorm so you could work on the project

He knocked on the door and you let him

He was on his phone and wasn’t paying anykind of attention to you

You tried to get him to help you but he wouldn’t listen to you

“Alright listen if you’re aren’t going to help then why did you even come?”

He looked up at you and then stood up from the chair he was sitting in

“Why do you think?” He looked down towards his pants then back up to you with a suggestive smile

You grabbed a pillow from the couch and threw it at him “You’re disgusting”

“Oh come on you can’t tell me you actually wanted to do this dumb project

“Uh yeah I do. It is kinda of really important”

“Yeah ok whatever let’s get to the fun part”

“Actually no there is no fun part. Now get out of my dorm. I’ll do the project just leave me alone”

When Hyunjae got back to TheBoyz hangout he recounted the story

And a bet was put on the table

200 dollars to make you fall in love with him before the project due date

that was 3 months to make his once best friend who now kind of hates him fall in love with one of the biggest fuckboys in school

But what TheBoyz didn’t know was you had been in love with Hyunjae since freshman year

But your minor in theatre was rather helpful when it came to hiding that

The next day Hyunjae sent you a text asking you to meet him at the library around 4

When you got there he was there with some books and two (2) iced coffee 

He turned and flashed a smile at you

That damn smile that made you melt inside 

“Hey Princess, I got you an iced macchiato. I remember those were your favorite.”

You stood for a moment confused

Why on Earth would that be something he remembered?

You sat down and actually got some work done

But you knew it was too good to be true so you decided to test the waters

“So how much do you get if you win the bet?”

He looked at you confused

“What do you mean bet? I’m just here to do this pointless project and I brought coffee since I figured we’d be here awhile. Can’t have the smarter of us two falling asleep now can we?” 

He reached over and pinched your cheek

Something he used to always do to you

You swooned for a moment before getting it together

You were still suspicious

None of TheBoyz could be trusted

Especially in a situation like this where he changed his tune so quick

But hey he brought coffee so at least you were getting something out of it

Months later you two were seeing each other pretty much every day 

Your feelings for him were slowly resurfacing as he was acting like himself before he left you

But it was only when you two were alone

In class or anywhere else he still pretty much ignored you

“Alright Hyunjae. Can you tell me what the hell is going on with you?”

You were sitting in your dorm watching a movie when you asked him

“I don’t know what you’re talking about”

“Don’t know what I’m talking about. You literally just dropped me and our friendship last year. You never said another word to me after that party.  I lost my best friend. I lost the person I had fallen in love with. And now you just decide to pop back into my life like nothing happened. So I’ll ask again. What the hell is going on?”

His jaw hung open not quite sure how to respond

“You..you fell in love with me?”

“Is that really the only part of what I just said that you caught onto?”

“No no its not but I just, I had no idea you had felt that way. Look I gotta go i’ll see you later okay?”

He got up and left you in his dorm all by yourself; Confused

Eric one of his roomates walked out of his room after hearing the whole thing. 

“So like are you really in love with him? Cause if so I think you should probably go after him. Bring him back here though we gotta talk about something important”

You walked out the front door to Hyunjae standing in the hallway

He seemed upset

“Look I’m sorry if I freaked you out, but Eric sai that you need to come back in to talk about something important”

“He did?”

“Yeahhh”

“Shit”

He walked back into the dorm room you silently following after him

Eric was sitting on the couch counting out some cash

“Hey Hyunjae dude we said 200 dollars right?

You were confused to say the least 

“200 dollars for what?”

Eric looked over to you

“Your confession”

“So this was a bet? I knew it, God dammit I should have went with my gut from the very beggining! I can't believe you JaeHyun, I thought maybe just maybe after this project we were going to be friends again or maybe even more but after this? You can go fuck yourself” 

And with that you stormed out of his dorm.

You stormed down the hallway to the elevator

You jabbed the button a couple times

You were about to step on when you were grabbed from behind and turned around

Hyunjae had you by the wrist

He turned your palm up and put a wad of cash in it

He closed your hand around it and pushed you the last couple of steps into the elevator

But before it closed you saw the tears that started to roll down his cheeks

You unfolded the money in your hand and counted the bills

200$

Angry and confused you hit the button to open the elevator door but it was to late as it started to go down

When you got to your dorm you texted him and called him but got no response

You sat in bed just staring at the money not to sure why the hell he gave it to you

Was it supposed to be compensation?

To make you feel better for getting your hopes up??

Why the hell was he crying? 

You needed to find out

So you did the only thing that came to mind

You took the money and was out the door on your way to get your supplies

You got back to his dorm about half an hour later 

Two iced machiatos in hand

Hyunjae opened the door after you knocked

“Look I brought you coffee so now you have to answer my question or else it’s just rude”

He stepped to the side so you could enter

You handed him a coffee and took a sip of yours

The two of you stared at each other silently for a couple seconds before you cleared your throat

“At first I was angry but now I’m just sad and confused, I need to know why you gave me 200$ It really makes no sense to me and why were you crying when I was the one who got played?”

“It should be obvious right? I gave you the money because you won the bet, you made me fall in love with you. Sure this thing started because I wanted the money but spending time with you again made me realize how much I missed you. How much I missed your laugh, your smile, your everything. It also made me realize I never really got over my feelings for you and ignoring you, becoming this “fuckboy” was the worst way to get over someone.”

“You really are dumb aren’t you. Jaehyun I love you for you. The boy that would stay up with me to write papers. The boy that would wait for me everyday at lunch so we could eat together. The boy that still has my favorite coffee memorized even after a year. I fell in love with that boy and he’s still in there, I can see him. I just need to know if yor are going to stop pretending to be something you’re not and just be the boy I fell in love with.”

A big grin grew on his face “So you're saying you’ll give me another chance?” 

You rolled your eyes 

“Yes but if you screw up one more time then we’re done for good, got it?”

You  were going in for the hug when the door burst open and in walked TheBoyz

“So I hear the bet has been settled”

You looked over to see them realizing you were in the room

“Yeah it is settled and if I’m brought into something like this again I will not hesitate to end all of you. And yes that includes you Jacob, Mr I volunteer at the animal shelter on Saturday”

Jacob threw his hands up in surrender “Hey I advised them against it, don't blame me.”

Hyunjae laughed and wrapped you in a big back hug resting his head on your shoulder

“I’m never letting you go again and I will protect you from all the gross boys in this room”

“You are also one of those boys you know?”

“Oh bite me”

“If you insist.”

“Hey uh we’re still here”

“We Know”

“We just don’t care”

[the-plot-weavers-augury]

♥ Because.

Oh dear gods fucking help us all, I am so sorry.

Affectionate; Holding hands and would never dig his claws in. | Cheek kisses but be weirdly… actually flustered? D i s g u s t i n g .  Then have to turn away immediately. | Hugs from behind | Cuddling if she wanted to do this, she is allowed, but Yorumei would be worried. | Hand kiss in a very dramatic fashion. | PDA | Spooning | Shared baths NEVER ANY SHAME. | Whispers of all sorts | Affectionate songs being sung for her | Caressing | Stroke hair but only if allowed, permitted, and wished, for this is Sacred.| Picking her up and carrying her | Sparing her his awful existence entirely | No displays of affection

Sex; Shower sex | Wall sex | Neck bites | Oral | Morning sex | Drunk sex | Public sex | Backseat of car | BDSM | No sex  Listen.  Chizuri is such a lovely creature, far beyond him in heart and kindness, and while Yor would absolutely do a number of these if she wanted to, HE WOULD NEVER IMPLY THAT IT SHOULD HAPPEN, and a particular friend of his would have to be ok with it too.  Yorumei is more likely to never do a thing in this regard because Chizuri deserves much better than the awful thing that he is.

Dates;A nice boxed meal out in the woods. | Watching the stars in reverence | Communing with lost souls somewhere to give them peace | SPARRING OR FIGHTING … if she wanted. | Hike to a place of ringing chimes where he has strung bells on shimmering threads all throughout the trees | Tea | Museum | Dancing for the spirits of the forest | Bar (especially if she suggested it, he’d be curious as fuck) | Beach at night. | Murder | Being hesitant about all of these and second guessing himself constantly. | No dates

Would my character…

Marry them? Yes | No …how dare you implyHave sex on the first date? Yes | NoConfess their attraction first? Yes, she is very pretty and carries herself well | No Have children/adopt? Yes | No ...how dare you implyDie for your character? Yes | No Cheat on your character? Yes | No Lie to them? Yes | No or at least try his best not to.Cuddle after sex? Yes | No …-vehement turning away-

[thelreads]

"I'll get a good grade in being normal, something that is both possible to achieve and normal to want."

Bless you Yor, bless you.

Also why the hell are you being mad at her? You have a boyfriend already. And Dominic truly deserved better.

Later on, at the Restaurants of Justice...

oh dear god, there is alcohol in here. Oh no, this is gonna be an interesting chapter, because I'm already sure as fuck that Yor will not have the good sense to stay away from it.

And again, Dominic deserved better, he's a good cookie as well.

Oh dear god why

At least everybody here is too drunk to take whatever she's saying serious.

Yor please you look like a fucking tomato already, how much did you even drank?