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Ok so I’m not done with Voltron yet, but I’m on season 6 and have heard that !SPOILERS! Allura dies, Lance and allura get together, and apparently Lance ends up on a farm at the end? On season 6 I can definitely already tell that Lance and Allura have a sorta romance forming since Lottor is dead and Lance is getting more serious about his crush on Allura. And I feel like I really don’t like the way this is going. It just feels sorta out of place and while Lance has flirted with Allura in the past, it didn’t really matter because he flirted with EVERYBODY. Also I just don’t get it? Allura has never expressed interest in Lance and it sorta feels like the writers are using her. I think Lance getting serious about his crush on Allura isn’t too bad, and I wouldn’t really have a problem with it if it weren’t for the fact that they really DO get together in the end. It just feels kinda out of place and I kinda wished that Allura let him down. I’m not gonna say anything like “Lance should have ended up with Keith!!” Because even though I do ship klance A LOT, I don’t really mind that they don’t end up together bc there has been so many queer ships that haven’t gotten together and yk that’s just the ways things go sometimes (which kinda sucks but what can you do 😭) PLUS WE HAVE FANFICTION TO FEED US LMAO Anyway, what I’m trying to say is, I don’t care that Lance didn’t end up with Keith, I just wish he didn’t end up with Allura. LIKE DUDE. I honestly wish Voltron just didn’t have romance 😭 I personally just never saw Allura expressing ANY romantic interest in Lance and it’s kinda sad to know that they get together in the end, only for her to die. ALSO APPARENTLY HE GOT ALTEAN MARKINGS ON HIS FACE AFTER SHE DIED LIKE THATS SO SAD HES ALWAYS GONNA BE REMINDED OF HER like it feels like they did Lance dirty with this but idk hopefully they get better as I watch on (END NOTE: please don’t attack me for this. Again, I haven’t finished Voltron all the way but I felt like I just wanted to say something since I’m about to see this unfold in front of me. IM GONNA FINISH IT BTW!! I’ll probably make a follow up post about this once I do finish Voltron legendary defenders, so I can see how or if my opinion changed on this. TAKE THIS POST WITH A GRAIN OF SALT. READ OTHER POSTS THAT HAVE PEOPLE WHO ACTUALLY FINISHED THE SHOW LMAO THIS POST IS LOWKEY FOR ME TO SPILL THOUGHTS 😭 but yeah uhh ill make another post later to recalibrate my thoughts on the Allura x Lance stuff, and talk about the farm situation too because I don’t know much about it and I don’t want more spoiler lmao)
#voltron#voltron legendary defender#vld#lance mcclain#allura#lance vld#allura vld#JUST A BUNCH OF STUFF#HUGE RANT#AHHHHHHHH#someone tell me how you feel abt this too#no spoilers please#unless it’s something I said#CORRECT ME IF I GOT MISINFORMED#OR IF IM FLAT OUT WRONG ABT SOMETHING#also justice for the Alteans lottor killed 💔#sorta klance?#idk I mentioned it tho#anyway bye
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When abouts is a good time to start mentioning my WIPs?? I can never tell bc I don't want to drum up interest for something in case I don't finish it but also I'm chipping away at a few and id love to talk about them???
#so far ive only ever posted about fics ive started uploading#and im gonna do another What Should I Upload Next? once ive posted everything from the last one#(dont want to start it any earlier bc i know what im like and the first lot will end up ok the back burner)#but the majority of my writing currently is wips#but i wont be uploading them for a WHILE#so idk#i also love overthinking everything can you tell?
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talked w/ a friend about this and wanted to post something similar yesterday after a convo i saw also
about people criticizing ttcc / ttcc fans for just... being cog fans? being cog centric? usually coming from people who only like the toons.
and everyone likes what they like! it's okay! but saying that people who like the cogs are horrible and support the bad things they do, is just blatantly wrong. i thought we knew that enjoying villainous and morally Bad / grey characters is... okay? it doesn't mean you support what they do. it's interesting to explore these topics.
i've seen many people just... paint anyone who likes the cogs as horrible because they're "apologists of x and y" and... i dunno. rubs me the wrong way! you do have a point and recognize the cogs do bad things, but liking them as characters means nothing about who you are as a person.
and this is not to say that people who are in toontown for the toons are bad. hell! they are right this IS toontown. i may be on the cog liker side but i like the toons! maybe ocs more than the npcs - mostly because i like my friends and the sheer creativity the toons can bring out!!
SO what i wanna say... i dunno. let's not point fingers...? let's have fun in a goofy cartoon game together??? also complaining about people liking VILLAIN ROBOTS on TUMBLR is kind of funny to me. do you realize where you are. but then again a lot of this i see on discord and in-game as well since i avoid things on tumblr... i am a sensitive little fella i avoid misty fight bc of One Really mean "Critic" guy i saw there and i have been shivering in my bootsies since. so you get me
but like yes ttcc is more cog centric but... that's okay? things could be written better and i still wanna speak on it, and i do thing the toons deserve attention and better writing... but the fact it focuses on the cogs isn't... bad? if you don't like how con centric it is you can go play ttr...? god forbid people have fun and explore the villain's side of things...? i'm not saying either toontown server is better or worse than the other... and everyone can like their own things!!
but like... people will just like the cogs and that's okay and it doesn't make you bad. let's all be friends okay? both sides may be going at each other's necks in-game and the cogs in fact do horrible things - but it's what makes them fun, and it gives the toons things to do in the game!! but we don't gotta !!!!!!!! i may be really sarcastic and sometimes mean in private but like that's me just privately sassing, deep down i think people should just... y'know..? enjoy things.
so yea that's the guzma / cathal thought of today. toon people cog people both people are all awesome as fuck and you keep doing what you're doing i love you toontown isn't toontown without you
#anyways omg god forbid ppl are cog kissers on the robot kissing website /silly#but like!! tt/r may not be for everyone and tt/cc may not be for everyone and THATS OK!! ur not gonna like everything!!#like i accepted tt/r isnt for me but its mostly bc they dont show cog health specifically and i struggle with these things but !! i#heard they are updating that so i might be able to play without getting bored / frustrated again ^^ i havent played properly in yeaaaars#i will still prefer clash bc fixation and?? i LIKE ROBOBTS....!#but tewtow is tewtow its all swag. the least toony thing u can do is bully someone for Liking Robobt. be niceys#like ya i admit im not perfect i also dont like people andhave so much one sided beef and i am sensitive to so many things and i complain#in private but at the end of the day its to make myself feel better and i KNOW to not engage and look away and work on feeling better#bc this stuff does Heehoo upset me bc Mental Health Probulem. but i know everyone should and can do their own thing and have fun#i may complain about (redacted ship) all the time and i dont get it at all but...? bro... just have fun... be free. im not here to stop you#im just not gonna interact as i should. good for both of us! joyous world! happy that ur happy!!!!#why complain abt ppl just Enjoying Cogs like that though................................................ do you not like fun#this is not at anyone specific#my friend did show me tags of a post anonymously#and i vague a person whos name i dont know ingame like A YEAR AGO#and a convo what happened in a server a while back. but its not anyone specific i just wanted to like. speak my thoughts#lets be frense... and if not thats okay lets not argue either then we all stay in our lanes
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Earlier I encountered another fun isat glitch while fighting the king but this time instead of Odile crashing my game she decided to just stop taking damage and tbh that's how it should be all the time. About to take damage? Don't.
#rat rambles#stars posting#ok well actually the glitch was that miras friend quest shield didnt go away the whole battle but shhh it funnier this way#also gotta love how the switch cant handle isat like At All lol#like I dont care because Im used to playing games at 2fps but its still funny#Im also getting close to the point that I can finally enact my grand plan of suffering#as in like Im right fucking there I just need to finish the ending again#finally did all the friendquests after delaying a bit to do some miscellaneous dialogue hunts instead#Im also probably gonna hang out in act 3 for a while longer to hunt for some repeat friendquest dialogue#I am itching to get to act 4 since I feel like theres a lot of dialogue there Ive never seen but I wanna be thorough#but yeah I might have to start watching another isat playthrough to entertain me for my grind tomorrow#Im not married to the idea of hard committing to the grind but I wanna at least try#because I simply want to see if I can#also the stronger sif and the rest of the party can be for the rest of the game the better#Im going to have to fight the king a lot more and I wanna be able to get through it at least fairly quickly#I dont even know how high level the game lets everyone go tbh but I can sure find out if I try hard enough#I might have to look it up and do some math to find out how bad of an idea this is lol
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bellum x linebeck chapter summary drafts that won those polls:
chapter 8
chapter 14
chapter 20
#bellum x linebeck#salty talks#tag works. anyways three chapter drafts and they have alt texts and the alt texts are sliiiiightly different form the actual text#as in i have 'pov' written as 'point of view' and fixed a typo in chapter 8#love that chapter 14 starts with anyways linebeck is running away from something. bc this is a chapter draft there is no elaboration#bc on my end its just. ok scroll back up to chapter 13. there it is#lil hint of. some. larger plot but not really. i can elaborate on anything related to these three and i am down to#but i dont rlly want to get specific abt any other chapters or story things. or at least dont ask me to if i want to do that i'll make#some sloppy salty talks text post talking in probably too much detail abt some fic thing im working on#not to be. like that. but im a lil sad that none of the ones here are any one of the ones with more fun comments in them#theres not a lot and theyre mostly in the latter drafts so far#my favorite is verbatim 'idk while dicking around he swallows some water'#i consider 'comments' to be the bits in parenthesis so theyre like notes for myself to keep in mind details a layer lower than the basic#plot stuff or just reminders and the one thats my favorite iirc was just like. fuck i need to figure out why this happens. and.#it solves my problem and i like seeing it there bc i think its silly#anyways here u go. three of them. there was a fourth person going along with the polls for a bit#and i personally have like. pet theories on who yall are so if the fourth person eventually wants to ask for whatever chapter draft they#were gonna vote for i wouldnt rlly mind sharing it bc with how it turned out i do feel a lil bad that that fourth person is left out kinda#my writing
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the way I just want to watch cillian murphy , tenma, etc etc edits without feeling guilty abt the fact that I’m supposed to have my ass sat and studying….
also lowkey sad that cillian’s name isn’t pronounced “sillian” like sorry my sweet leprechauns but “killian” ain’t it
takes me 2 business days to correct myself
#cillian murphy#get me a neil lewis NOW.#you guys are lucky I have exams on rn bc you wouldn’t hear the end of it if I watched watching the detectives#from what I’ve seen so far from the edits he is the bf I want#maybe after tenma but you get the damn point#GOD OK. I HV SOMETHJNG IN MIND BUT IM GONNA MAKE ANOTHER POST FOR IT OK#anyways cillian murphy one of my FAV dilfs rn#also I lied at the start#after I finish my study at night I go on tiktok and giggle while I watch cillian edits#for 1-2 hrs#I don’t regret it tho bc I find occasional GEMS#and I save em and put them in my hidden folder bc#if someone#esp my oarents accidentally sees a shirtless cillian AHEM NEIL LEWIS in a very sus position#obviously that’s going to be embarrassing#anyways after I do this salts and buffers shit for chem I’ll post some of my fave cillian edits ok#you’ll see what I mean#watching the detectives#oppenheimer#tagging oppenheimer cos I’m so smarter than him#quick edit I can’t fucking speak english peoperly#I’m having an aneurysm reading the hashtags … soz guys 😘#scarecrow#because man#jonathan crane#he’s way too pretty#the glasses suit him so well#omg and that kitten character he played as well??#SO BONITA#god he’s such an icon
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things to look more into later:
(mostly related to commonplace books, notebook history, and connecting my fields to one another. this is long and dumb and unnecessary so don’t worry about it)
manuscript history/notebook keeping
ancient roman thoughts on technology
print culture of elementary education
global recordkeeping history
digital commonplacing/web weaving
bullet journals fitting into all this
indexing strategies/roget-ifying
“peter, mark, roget. his book” in context!!
librarian’s personal papers collections
using a card catalog to commonplace?
digital museum of technology?
history of paleoart and methods
paperwork’s place in museum studies, archival science….
ibm mtst…. paperwork explosion context!!!!
history of grimoires/books of shadows
history of secret codes!! print and manuscript culture’s roles in secret societies, underground movements, etc
asoua background and influences
watch the information age documentary
#BEAR WITH ME. nobody needs to look at this i just need to set it somewhere#and add things as they come up#im so tired i have not done any of my homework. i am going to sleep now#i like getting to be autistic about new things but its also damn exhausting#like it was nice not being autistic about anything for a while#DISCLAIMER i am talking about having special interests. what i mean is i’m autistic but it hadn’t been toward anything for a while#all of a sudden i have this all encompassing passion for information history and its like hey i used to have like. hobbies#now i just have academic interests that i can’t stop thinking about shdhdf#there’s just so much to think about!! and i can only specialize in so much!! there’s not enough time or people to do the paperwork!!#i am some guy in the 1500s freaking out about not being able to read every damn book there is#damnit more things to think about HISTORY OF ACADEMIC MAJORS. HISTORY OF DEGREE GUIDES. classification systems of degree requirements!!!!#its never gonna end#im gonna go to sleep. goodnight!!!!#also history of countercultural printing and pamphlets and zines!! also manuscript counterculture if that was at all a thing but i doubt it#ALSO WILLIAM BLAKE. and illuminated printing. also going back through classics and posting paintings#ok. im going to bed. all is well and nothing matters. im going to sleep. goodnight
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Flossing my teeth and getting in the gums like Yes I'm going to get a good grade in dental care. Which is normal to want and possible to achieve.
#speculation nation#every time i go to the dentist they tell me to floss and every time i have not kept up with it#this time tho. im trying. ive only missed one day so far. since tuesday.#they said ive got some gum loss on my right side since half a year ago :(((#but i can fix it. and so i will. so im flossing my teeth. and when it gets here i'll use the mouth wash they recommended.#the whole deal. full dental hygiene. not gonna lose any teeth in MY 30s no sir!!!!!#managed to get myself on a good brushing schedule. with an electric toothbrush!!!#used to be id often skip evening bc i was too tired. but now it's part of the whole routine. i gotta do it.#it's a thing of like. i always go pee before bed bc i have a small bladder and i'll wake up to go pee if i dont go before bed.#and so i go to the bathroom then i wash my hands and when im at the sink right then. hands still wet. i brush my teeth.#and see this makes flossing harder. bc well flossing should be done before brushing. but i need dry hands for it.#so it cant be a part of the bathroom evening routine. so well how do i remember to do it??#ive had my floss set up where i sit to watch tv and game so that i can floss in the evening while watching shit#i think im gonna put up another post it note on the tv. i put one up for remembering my vitamins and it does help#doesnt make me remember all the time. sometimes i dont remember if ive taken them or not. so i end up not.#but it does help. look @ the side of the tv and see 'Did you take your vitamins?' and im like no sir i have not! thank you for the reminder!#and if i put one for flossing then itll be in my brain more consistently. and thus i will remember it more readily.#mouth wash is fine. i can do that after brushing. evening routine secured.#now u may ask why i cant just dry my hands before flossing after using the bathroom. and well that wouldnt WORK.#it'd still be slippery and see the key to evening brushing is to just do it automatically. hands are wet its evening lets brush now#ive had it happen before where im getting ready for bed but im like 'ok not brushing Yet... gonna eat a quick snack first'#but im at that sink and im zoned out and suddenly i have a toothbrush in my mouth. and im just like Drat.#just gotta. just gotta hack the system. ok see theres a system and i just gotta hack it.#i will get to the good dental hygiene. i really do not want to lose my teeth young 😭😭😭😭😭
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i feel like not enough ppl are factoring in the cultural clash between laios and shuro and the many micro agressions shuro faced while being in their group. literally the name 'shuro' in itself is one
his name is toshiro 😭 lets also not forget that he has his own communication issues, in the opposite way that laios does- thats literally a factor in their argument, that his envy for laios's ability to express himself sincerely manifested as part of his distaste for him.
ig all this to say like, was their fight heart wrenching, especially when reading laios as autistic? absolutely. anybody whos ever been in laios's position knows how much it hurts to realize someone you thought was your friend doesnt actually like having you around, especially when they didnt tell you and you had no way of knowing due to not understanding their cues. but im begging yall to step back and see the nuance of this situation cause im gonna be real a lot of you are kinda just brushing over it acting like everything is toshiros fault and that hes a terrible person when in reality hes an average guy who really, really clashed with laios and it led to a very long misunderstanding due to their supremely opposite methods of communication. even laios and toshiro, after letting everything out in their fight, were able to come to an understanding and start a foundation for an actual friendship built on better communication
ok yknow what Edit: i shouldve made it even more explicit at the end of this post, i hadnt thought i would need to since i started the post with this, but i think a few too many people are missing my point so i just wanna clarify. i shouldnt have said 'really clashed' and left it at that because yeah they did, but it wasnt just their opposite methods of communication, it is also very much that toshiro was experiencing microaggressions via laios. it may have been unintentional on laios's part, but it still happened and wore him down, made it harder for him to communicate on top of both the more subtle social cues that he was raised with and his own communication difficulties. i also want to say that the fandom reaction to toshiro and the complete ignorance of this point is also racist tbh or at the very least ignorant. i understand that the anime did not cover this panel, and neither did the manga, as this was an omake, but im gonna be real with you guys. there are enough context clues within the story to clue you into this. if you didnt pick up on it thats ok, but i think this is a good lesson in picking up subtext in the stories that youre watching and/or reading. kui shouldnt have to explicitly say 'by the way laios was racist to toshiro' for this point to be understood, and at the very least, when the author portrays a character in a sympathetic light (as kui clearly does) it should make you question Why they are doing so and what makes them sympathetic, rather than youre immediate and only reaction to be 'well i hated what this guy did/said so i hate them and they suck'. idk exactly how to finish this, just. idk. question your biases and gut reactions to things you see in media and stories, and think about whether or not theres subtext that youre missing.
#dunmeshi#dungeon meshi#shuro dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#toshiro nakamoto#dont get me wrong i understand relating to a character and hating whoever wrongs them cause youre protective or you relate really hard#but i think toshiros been getting the short end of the stick for a long time now 😭#even his love for falin is misunderstood#he literally states all the reasons he likes her#and none of them are superficial#but hes so closed off and has such difficulty expressing himself that instead of asking her out or smth he just#proposed to her out of the blue 😭#leading a lot of ppl to just assume that he went 'white woman spotted' and proposed#do Not misunderstand me i am#a HUGE farcille stan#obviously#but i dont think toshiros feelings are surface level and i think theyre absolutely crucial to understanding him and his motivations#as a character in this story
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me doing css always starts with thinking it shouldn't be too bad or hard, because i'm not trying to do something compmicated, and always ends with a headache
#i dont feel like making a sidebar sticky/not scroll with the page should be counted as something complicated#and yet here we are#maybe my issues are just with the places im trying to do the css: usually ao3 and in this case world anvil#and the fact that they have some limiting on what you can do and also already have some applied css#but still!#anyway i gave up for now bc none of the things i was trying was working#this despite me copying things from inspecting the page (was also trying to do something with screen size scaling)#(ok so the sidebar has 3 set screen min-width sizes: the middle one is at 25% while the other 2 are 33%#to me this doesnt make sense bc this makes the inside elements poke outside the sidebar at one point when the screen gets smaller#before the sidebar then gets bigger again bc the screen is smaller#and i dont get this and i just wanted to change it so it's qt 33% in all 3 of those but it seems i cant and. im gonna stop now)#my posts#actually. i turned on my computer like 2-3 hours ago with the intention of playing bg3 and instead i ended up doing this
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good lird they did not make a gimmick blog about a real life murder
#someone fucking DIED but whatever who gives a shit it's funny i guess
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🥚 eggvidenced Follow
honestly with how suspicious and confusing everything on the dl-6 case was i wouldn't be surprised if it came out that it was that prosecutor guy tbh
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date posted: june 23, 2010
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⚖️ courtofpublicopinions Follow
🌟 rockliker270 Follow
ok hear me out. what abt winston payne though
🧊 just--ice Follow
okay now they're just making lawyers up
#also didn't mvk die or something?
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🔥 triedbyfire Follow
why the fuck are you people still posting about the gavinners as if theyre not copaganda. didn't the guitarist get convicted of murder
🎸 guiltiest-lovers837 Follow
so fucking tired of this "um um didn't daryan get convicted of murder" YEAH AND HE'S LITERALLY NOT IN THE FUCKING BAND ANYMORE. dipshit
🔥 triedbyfire Follow
are you gonna address the copaganda thing or
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🌻 attorneybout Follow
he's so. 😳
📂 trialanderror Follow
why is he defending
📂 trialanderror Follow
OP WHY IS HE DEFENDING???
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🦈 giantlakemonsters Follow
i just wanna hear about another gourdy sighting thats all
🥜 liberdeez Follow
op. i'm so sorry op. gourdy isn't real you have to let her go. they had a whole trial about it.
🔐 wrightorwrong Follow
hi!! so this isn't actually the case as while gourdy was briefly mentioned in a trial, said trial had nothing to do with whether or not gourdy was "real" per se as much as. well. murder, actually. while gourdy WAS found out to be an inflatable steel samurai this was not brought up in the case at all as the veracity of gourdy wasn't really as relevant as the fact that the witness was looking for gourdy rather than at the murder she claimed to have seen. plus this was also a relatively small part of a MUCH larger trial which for those interested not only solved the dl-6 case but ALSO marked the end of prosecutor von karma's ~40 year long record and the court records are really a fascinating read through!!
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net 0 information post
#thanks again lawblr
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🍒 cherriescoola Follow
btw i was at the park the other day and klavier gavin (of gavinners fame) was there and obv there was a huge crowd but this guy was there with him and at some point he (the other guy) waved to the crowd and someone still screamed like it was klavier??? who was that guy ive never seen him before in my life
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🩸 has-dl6-been-solved-yet Follow
December 28, 2016
YES!!!
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🪙 tellerlikeitis Follow
guys help i'm a bank teller and this guy just introduced himself as robin banks what do i do
🔪 violencekilling Follow
you gotta let him rob you that's the law
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👻 ghostesswiththemostest Follow
look if i ever get convicted of murder im just hiring the lawyer with the coolest sounding name
💼 courtofwaw Follow
bestie if you already got convicted it is Too Late
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📋 lawandwhoreder Follow
guys i know it's real fun to think people just can predict whatever but if you look at the earliest reblogs of that post that "guessed" the true killer in the dl-6 case it was actually a post about how they didn't want to go to the store. clearly edited
#stg nobody bothers to factcheck anything anymore
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🐺 lawnewolf Follow
i am NOT homophobic or whatever the fuck you guys are saying now i just think its weird to write fanfiction about realass people?? go touch grass ffs
🌈 lawsbian Follow
the fun police (this guy) putting me in yaoi court but the lawyers (phoenix witrght and miles edgeworth) just keep trying to make out (real court is like this too btw)
🐺 lawnewolf Follow
YOU HAVE SOMETHING WRONG WITH YOU.
#look idc what your enemies to lovers fic bullshit says #they're straight. and more importantly REAL PEOPLE. #there's TENSION because they are in COURT and there are LIVES on the LINE. #not because they wanna fuck. god.
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🔮 inhighspirits Follow
why dont they just ask the spirit mediums to ask the victims who killed them this law shit is easy
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💞 lawveyourself Follow
seriously i cant believe they gave this guy a law degree
💞 lawveyourself Follow
what do you mean evidence fraud
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🎧 instrumentalillness Follow
fuck you *unguilties your love*
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🎀 copiicat Follow
perjury isnt illegal btw in fact if youre one of tge witnesses youre legally required to lie on the stand. thats why everyone does it. trust me
#ace attorney#ace attorney spoilers#dashboard simulator#dash simulator#dashboard sim#dash sim#unreality#fake dashboard#fake dash#post simulator#long post#average day on lawblr i think#'op what is the timeframe for this' not applicable people reblog 10 year old posts on here all the time /lh#but sometime after turnabout serenade.#'isn't one of these urls a real blog' yeah she wanted to be included /lh
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— freak like me ୨ৎ
based off of this post
wc — 2.8k
warnings — oral (m receiving), unprotected sex, genuinely just 2.8k words of filth bc i need satoru :3
Sometimes, you truly want to grab your husband by the shoulders and genuinely ask him what the hell is wrong with him.
In a purely cute, loving, wifey way, of course.
You had been lounging at home, listless but not tired, charged up but not in a productive way. The kind of restless where you start wiping already-clean counters just to burn energy. Or reorganizing your skincare drawer for the fourth time that week.
Your body felt hot under the skin, like something in you was coiled up and ready to snap. There was only one explanation for this kind of jittery, razor-sharp awareness running under your skin like a live wire. So, like any other normal person, you opened your period tracking app.
Yup. Ovulating.
Fantastic. That explained the horniness bordering on religious fervor. Everything in your body was screaming breed like it was written in your DNA. So, just like any other wife with the patience of a saint and the self-control of a demigod, you texted your husband Satoru at work.
You 12:47PM
hey u
quick q
Husband (derogatory) 12:48PM
answer is yes unless it’s illegal
You 12:48PM
r u busy or r u like pretend busy like usual
Husband (derogatory) 12:48PM
ur sounding like ur abt to ask me to pick up toilet paper and i hate that tone
what’s up
You 12:49PM
im ovulating
Husband (derogatory) 12:49PM
oh👀
ok. and?
You 12:49PM
so when u get home
ur not gonna get to say hi
or breathe
or take off ur shoes
i’m going to destroy you
like i actually might kill you with my pussy
Husband (derogatory) 12:50PM
😳
bold of u to assume i’d try to survive
You 12:50PM
bold of u to send me nothing spicy of u but be mean to me when u know i’m genuinely suffering and shit like omg
Husband (derogatory) 12:51PM
what do u want me to do??? send u a live feed of my cock at work???
do u want me to be on a list???
You 12:51PM
no but like
a lil thirst trap wouldn’t kill u
show me smth for the spank bank
Husband (derogatory) 12:52PM
u want a pic of my abs rn??
i got time
lemme hit my office for a sec
You 12:52PM
if u send me a pic right now i swear i’ll spontaneously combust
Husband (derogatory) 12:55PM
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🥰
tell me i’m pretty
You 12:55PM
i hope u know this photo just signed ur death warrant
ur gonna be BURIED in me. like to the point where ur dick is like never getting out of me
Husband (derogatory) 12:56PM
ok but like
worth it??
do i look hot
scale of 1 to rawdog me in the kitchen while the rice is still cooking
You 12:56PM
absolutely rawdog in the kitchen with zero regard for the rice
ur not even making it to the bedroom. my clit hard at dis
Husband (derogatory) 12:57PM
god
i’m bricked up in front of principal yaga rn
i hope ur happy
You 12:57PM
good
suffer
consider it foreplay
You stared at the photo again. The audacity of this man to stand there with perfect abs, just barely flexed, pants sitting sinfully low on his hips like he knew the way your brain would short-circuit. The lighting in his office was stupidly flattering—somehow made his skin look so nice and delectable. Not to mention the veins going down to his cock?
You chewed on your lip, pacing the living room like a predator. There was simply no way you were surviving the next few hours. You even considered sending him a photo back—bait for bait, a little tit-for-tat—but decided against it. Let him suffer.
Let the anticipation kill him softly.
When he gets home? You’re not talking. You’re not greeting. You’re not doing anything except dragging him inside and absolutely sucking the soul out of the man you had ended up marrying.
–
It was exactly 6:02PM when you heard the door unlock.
Two minutes late. Not that you were keeping track or anything… except you definitely were, curled up on the couch in a barely-there pair of shorts and one of his old shirts with no bra underneath. Strategic slutty domesticity. A war tactic.
You didn’t even look up right away. Let the tension simmer. Let him walk in and realize what he’s just stepped into.
The door creaked open, followed by the soft jingle of his keys and the unmistakable shuffle of his slides hitting the entryway.
Then:
“I’m home—”
You were already standing in front of him before he could finish the sentence.
The look on his face was criminally satisfied. Like he knew he was walking into the lion’s den and brought himself as the offering. His blindfold was pooled around his neck– it was a habit for him to take it off at home. His white hair was a little tousled from the wind, and he had the audacity to be smiling.
“Hi, babe—”
You didn’t even let him finish his sentence. You fisted your hands in the front of his shirt and yanked him down into a kiss so hot it made your knees buckle. He groaned into your mouth, hands flying to your hips out of instinct.
“Jesus—” he panted against your lips, breath already shaky. “You weren’t joking.”
“I told you I was gonna ruin you,” you muttered, kissing down his jaw, “You think I just say things for fun?”
His laugh was breathless, cocky, but already crumbling. “You do, though.”
You reached between your bodies and palmed him through his pants. “Not today.”
Satoru hissed, bracing one hand against the wall. “Okay, wow. Hi. Hello. I see the demons are home.”
“You started it,” you said sweetly, unzipping his pants like you were opening a present. “Sending me that photo like I’m not clinically insane for you.”
“I was tryna be nice— shit—”
His sentence broke off into a groan as you sank to your knees right there in the hallway. He wasn’t even fully undressed, shirt still on, pants down just enough for you to get what you wanted. And what you wanted?
To suck his soul out like a Capri Sun.
You eagerly took him in your mouth, lips wrapping around him– absolutely no time for teasing– taking him as far as you could the moment he slipped into your mouth. You moaned at the taste of him, at the feeling of his prominent veins on your tongue, and the way that he just sat so hot and heavy in your mouth.
“Baby,” he rasped, one hand threading through your hair, the other gripping the wall so hard you swore it cracked a little. “Not— not even the bedroom?”
You hummed around him in response.
“Fuck—okay, okay—take everything. Take the whole paycheck.”
You didn’t let up—not even when his knees buckled, not when your nose repeatedly kept hitting the smattering of white hair above his base, not when his pink, throbbing tip kept hitting the back of your throat so good that your pussy felt like it was a puddle at this point, not when he was gasping out half-finished apologies to whatever god he believed in, not when he muttered something about filing for short-term disability because of "whatever the fuck this is."
He came so hard you were genuinely concerned for a second that his soul had actually left his body. Filled your throat with him, even. Like a capri sun. Man folded like an origami crane. Sagged against the wall with his shirt all rumpled, hair sticking to his forehead, and the most dazed, fucked-out look you’d ever seen on his stupidly pretty face.
You licked your lips and stood up slowly, wiping your mouth with the back of your hand like a villain in a K-drama.
Satoru looked up at you like you were the Messiah and the apocalypse all in one.
“You’re insane,” he whispered, voice hoarse.
“You love it.”
“I do,” he breathed. “God, I really do. I’m in love with the devil.”
You cupped his cheeks and kissed him sweetly, gently, like you hadn’t just given him a religious experience with your mouth.
Then you whispered in his ear:
“Round two’s in the kitchen.”
He made a sound that was not human.
By the time he made it to the kitchen—pants back up but barely, shirt half-untucked like he just walked off a battlefield—he looked like he had one brain cell left, and it was begging for mercy.
You, however?
Unbothered. Glowing. A menace in tiny shorts and smug satisfaction.
You leaned against the counter, one leg crossed over the other, nursing a glass of water like you hadn’t just rearranged his internal organs. “I said round two in the kitchen,” you reminded him, sipping slowly. “You moving a little slow there, old man.”
He squinted at you, chest still rising and falling. “You’re trying to kill me.”
“Technically, I warned you.”
“You warned me via text,” he muttered, walking over with the exaggerated drag of a man heading into war. “There’s a difference between texting me you’re gonna ruin me and actually attempting a physical exorcism on my soul through my dick.”
You grinned. “Still had enough energy to come find me, though.”
“That’s because my penis is a traitor and doesn’t believe in self-preservation.”
“Your penis is smart. Your penis is loyal. Your penis knows who feeds it.”
You didn’t wait for a reply. You set the glass down with a click, reached for his collar, and pulled him in. “Bend me over the counter,” you whispered against his lips.
He choked.
Eyes wide. Pupils blown. Brain visibly buffering.
And then: obedience.
“I—yes. Okay. I mean—of course. Obviously.” He practically tossed your glass to the side and spun you around, hands already slipping under your shirt, finding your bare skin like he was made for it. His thumbs hooked underneath the waistband of your shorts, halting when he felt the smooth skin of your hip bones and not the waistband of your panties.
“Fuck,” he muttered, voice wrecked. “No panties?”
“I was planning ahead,” you said, bending slightly and bracing your hands against the counter.
“God, I love you so much it actually hurts.” He kissed down the back of your neck, worshipful. “You’re unreal.” He slipped down your shorts, and then his already halfway down pants, aligning his tip with your soaking entrance.
Then he slid into you with a groan so filthy it echoed off the cabinets. You gasped, arching, clenching around him instinctively, and heard him let out a shaky laugh.
“This is a setup,” he whispered, biting your shoulder. “I feel like you’re doing this to steal my powers. Like I’m not gonna be able to use infinity after this.”
You couldn’t even form a reply—your mouth was open, moaning, hands scrabbling for purchase. He wasn’t going slow. Not anymore. Whatever restraint he had left burned off the moment he was inside you. It was fast, deep, messy. The kind of fucking that blurred your vision and made your toes curl.
Satoru’s fingers dug into your hips as he pounded into you, saying all kinds of nonsense against your skin:
“Been thinking about you all goddamn day—” “—knew I was in trouble when you said ovulating—” “—you were serious about the soul thing, huh? gonna baptize me in pussy—”
You half-laughed, half-cried out as he hit a spot that made your legs shake.
He reached around to rub tight, dirty circles on your clit, whispering, “C’mon, baby, let go for me, lemme feel it, wanna feel you lose your mind—fuck, please—”
And you did—with a broken moan and a full-body tremble that had your knees buckling, your body locking up so tight around him that he swore out loud, dropped his forehead to your shoulder, and followed you over the edge with a deep, shaky groan that sounded like it came from the depths.
The kitchen went quiet except for your breathing. The rice cooker beeped once, like it had seen things.
You both just stood there, still connected, sweaty, wrecked, in the soft afterglow of holy sin.
“…do we have any electrolytes?” he asked weakly.
You giggled. “Top shelf. Pedialyte in the purple bottle.”
“You’re a menace,” he said, pulling out slowly with a wince. “I’m not even mad. I’m just scared.”
You turned to face him, cupping his face and giving him the sweetest kiss imaginable. “You’ll live.”
He blinked. “Will I? Are you sure? Like… can I put you on my life insurance as both the cause and beneficiary of death?” Satoru was still recovering—barely holding himself up against the counter, forehead pressed to the cool surface, chest heaving like he’d just run a marathon while holding his breath.
You, on the other hand, were just sitting on the counter next to him sipping water like a perfectly reasonable, not at all deranged wife. Ignore the fact that his cum was steadily drying on your thighs after dripping out once he pulled out.
“So,” you said casually, like you weren’t actively naked in your own kitchen. “You think the rice is done?”
“Baby,” he said, voice hoarse, muffled, like he didn’t trust himself to lift his head. “Please. I don’t even remember my own name.”
You leaned over and patted his ass. “That’s okay. You don’t need a name. You just need to sit up on that counter for me.”
He groaned. “I need food. I need air. I need—what did I even do to deserve this?”
“You sent me a thirst trap.”
“You literally asked me for it,” he whined, straightening up slowly, eyes glassy.
You pushed off the counter—with a slight wobble—and before he could get another sarcastic word out, you moved away from from the counter in the middle of the kitchen, boosting yourself up onto the counter right next to the stove, legs spread, voice sugar-sweet.
“C’mere.”
He blinked. “Oh my god. Are you gonna ride me next to the soy sauce?”
“Would you prefer the spice cabinet?”
He didn’t even hesitate. “Spice cabinet.”
—
Somehow, somehow, you ended up on the higher shelf. Not the safe little cozy edge of the island—no. You were straddling him on the counter in the corner by the window, legs draped around his thighs, knee bumping the pepper grinder, and he looked like he was going to have a nervous breakdown about how hot it was.
Satoru kissed you like a man possessed—hands on your thighs, holding you open for him, still too breathless from the last round to be cocky but desperate enough not to care.
“I don’t have anything left,” he whispered into your mouth. “You’ve drained me. I’m just a shell of a man now.”
“Then let me fill you back up,” you said, not even remotely sorry.
“Do you even hear yourself—holy shit—”
You’d sunk down onto him again, slow and deep, pulling a moan out of him so loud it had no business being that pretty. His head dropped to your shoulder as you started riding him, deliberately slow this time, grinding in small, agonizing circles.
“I’m gonna pass out,” he whispered. “You’re gonna have to call Shoko and be like, ‘Hi, I murdered my husband with pussy and now he’s trapped in the rice cooker, can you help me scrape him out?’”
You leaned in close, teeth grazing his ear. “She’d say ‘finally.’”
His hands flew to your hips, grip bruising, and he started moving with you, fucking up into you like he’d found his second wind in the middle of his own funeral.
The countertop creaked under you. The spice jars rattled. A cinnamon container fell off the shelf at one point and he caught it one-handed without breaking rhythm, then threw it over his shoulder like an anime protagonist mid-battle.
“Why is this the best sex of my life—” he gasped, eyes wild.
“Because I’m ovulating and mad,” you panted, nails digging into his back. “Because you purposely sent me your cum-worthy abs.”
“So my ballsack is being drained because of some muscles on my abdomen?—”
“You don’t get it—”
And then you came together in the middle of the kitchen like two idiots in heat, clinging to each other, half-screaming into each other’s skin like the world was ending. Which, in a way, it was. Your knees were shaking. His hands wouldn’t stop twitching.
The counter was definitely never going to recover.
And when it was over, when the both of you were breathless and sweaty and completely unhinged, he looked at you—kiss-bitten, flushed, utterly destroyed—and whispered:
“I don’t think I can eat rice ever again.”
being a virgin and ovulating is not for the weak 🙁🙁🙁
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I would love to see what your hypothetical Kanade crash out would look like ngl (you don't need to draw for this if you don't want to a text explanation would still be awesome)


ok soooo this isn't exactly the crashout but rather building up to it i guess :P
the rest of this post is gonna be rambling and predictions ⬇️
alright this ask enabled me, im gonna just dump all my thoughts as of now on what's to come for kanade's story :) i could end up being completely wrong, but hey im just theorizing and having fun here while i wait very impatiently lol
To start, I don't think kana5 will be on the scale of mizu5 (i mean i might be biased but idk if anything will come close to that level of insanity again), mainly because there hasn't been as much build-up to a breaking point. Kanade's issues have been pushed aside (by herself especially) and not heavily focused on up to this point in the story. There hasn't been any increasing tension for things to reach a climax yet. Having her big break be in this next event would be too sudden and sort of unprecedented. For this event at least, I highly doubt that'll be the case. Instead, I think this event will start to touch on Kanade's buried issues more, and begin building that tension for something bigger. I can see this being a multiple event arc, similar to the events leading up to the climax of Mafuyu's story. Summarizing that, yes I think Kanade's got some real tough shit ahead of her, but that's why this won't be a one-off event story. I think it'll just be the beginning.
That being said, to touch more on my predictions for kana5 itself, I think Kanade will start to slip, and the others, Mafuyu especially, will take notice. I can't really predict anything specific, but I think something will happen that will make her question her ability to save people, or cause her to be harder on herself, as she has in the past, to keep composing persistently, neglecting her own needs and health. However, things are different now than they were before niigo. She has more people around her that will be able to see the damage she's doing to herself. But she also knows they all look up to her, and that her music lifts them up. She knows they all have a lot they're dealing with, and she needs to be there for them. She can't let them down.

Then, when Kanade pushes herself past her limits at the cost of her well-being, what will she do then? She meets with the others on nightcord every night, and Mafuyu is living at her place. She won't be able to rot away by herself anymore without people noticing. But she still feels this need to be the group's rock and to be the one to save everyone, so she'll try her damn hardest to prevent the others from worrying about her. She'll shoot down their attempts at trying to talk about it. I think she might be especially stubborn this time around, and it might cause niigo to have to figure out a way to help Kanade, since they won't be able to get through to her at first.

Kanade has shown in the past to get uncharacteristically aggressive when she's pushing herself too hard, as shown above. She starts to take on everything herself, and snaps at anyone who tries to stop her. I think this side of her will be shown more going forward, as she begins to go down this kind of self-destructive path yet again. At least, that's where I think her story will go. Her tendency to work herself to the bone hasn't really been resolved, and she's gone so far with it before to end up in the hospital after passing out. She doesn't care what happens to her, as long as she can save people. The only reason she has ((slightly)) gotten better at taking care of herself is so that she can be able to keep composing without ending up in the hospital again. Not because she cares about her health. Because she must keep composing. She still only does the bare minimum for herself. If it's her cooking, she's only having instant ramen, and most days she's probably not going to see the sun. She still doesn't sleep much, and Mafuyu has said that she's often falling asleep at her computer.
This might be getting a little rambley atp, but my point is that Kanade neglects her own needs in her determination to save others. I mentioned how she neglects her physical health in the last paragraph, but she also neglects her own feelings as well.
She minimizes her own problems or just doesn't even talk about them. I think she truly believes that her problems don't matter, that they only distract her from her goals. The reason she doesn't open up is likely because she herself doesn't believe her feelings are important at all. She doesn't pay them any mind, and she doesn't want anyone else to either.

Of course, I have to bring this card up. I think this is just a perfect visual representation of Kanade's feelings, and it's great foreshadowing for what's to come. Those feelings are buried deep within Kanade, yet to be addressed or solved. THIS is what we're getting into. Kanade, depicted as an angel, surrounded by death. I think this is related to her guilt surrounding what happened to her father, believing it was her fault. That she destroyed everything. But because of that incident, she told herself she has to keep composing, and never stop, in order to save people. She feels like she owes that much, and that that's her sole purpose. She won't allow herself to think otherwise. No matter how much it destroys her, she must be a savior for others.

Last thing I wanted to add, because I saw this reblog under a prev kanade analysis post, and they brought up great points. Especially how dangerous Kanade's composing grind can get. We wouldn't even have a story if Honami hadn't found Kanade unconscious!!! I think she might get to a really low point again like this, but having Mafuyu there especially, it won't be able to go unnoticed. I don't have much else to add to those tags though cus they speak for themselves 🙏
Finally, just real quickly going back to the little comic I drew, this is just a rough idea of how I think Kanade could act. She'll get noticeably worse, but will try to hide that fact from the others and deny any help from them. I also mentioned that I think we could see more aggression from her again, so I included that, as she feels threatened in a way by Mafuyu worrying about her. She can't let that happen. Also, Kanade's impending doom aside, I think this progression in the story may also spark some change in Mafuyu. She might show some more emotion in this or future events, and she may realize how much Kanade means to her, motivating her to do more for her. I think it'll be a full group effort to save Kanade, but I wanna see Mafuyu taking a bigger role in this. I just think this also has the potential to grow Mafuyu's character more.
Also, as for the Kanade crashout, I really don't know how they'll handle that. I can't really predict what they're gonna do with her climax. But I want her screaming yelling and crying !!! like she better go insaneeee 🙏 and I also feel like they have a lot of potential with her seiyuu/VA and stepping out of the soft quiet voice to do some crazy shit, maybe in the songs too pls pls pls give us loud kanadeeee
OKAY THATS ENOUGH YAPPING its 5 am i havent slept....
#watch me be soooo wrong abt kana5#idk i havent read some of the story in a while so i could be off about some things#but im very very excited#project sekai#proseka#prsk#pjsk#prsk fa#pjsk fanart#nightcord at 25:00#25 ji nightcord de#niigo#n25#kana5#yoisaki kanade#kanade yoisaki#asahina mafuyu#mafuyu asahina
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Sweet Tooth
Pairing: charles leclerc x reader x alexandra saint mleux
summary: Alex and Charles meet the sweetest girl they know. Now how to get that sweetheart for themselves?
a/n: wow this one fought me the entire time I was trying to write it…
a/n2: my longest piece and full of visions of the future
a/n3: thanks @sinofwriting and @ice-man-goes-bwoah for being sounding boards! definitely helped me get this thing done
Masterlist
Private Messages, Charles and Alexandra (November)

charles_leclerc posted a story, alexandrasaintmleux posted 2 stories

[a sweet treat needed][🌈][🍭🍬]
user1 replied a candy store?
user2 replied that looks good!
user3 replied I’ll give you some candy 🥵
user4 replied but what about your diet??
pierregasly replied that bad huh?
↳charles_leclerc it was Alex’s idea
↳pierregasly so it’s really bad!
↳charles_leclerc yes
user5 replied this is one of the best eff you’s I’ve ever seen
user6 replied you’re in Vegas!!
user7 replied when did you get here??
user8 replied watch out for Charles!!
arthur_leclerc replied hows he doing?
↳alexandrasaintmleux well he barely even glanced at the Ferrari hoodie before we left the hotel…
↳arthur_leclerc damn…you guys staying there for a while then?
↳alexandrasaintmleux for a couple of days at least
↳arthur_leclerc good
user9 replied everything there looks so good..
user10 replied Yum 🤤 (and not just the candy 😉)
user11 replied oh I love that store
Bluesky
user12: ELVIS WEDDING??
↳user13: not something I had on my bingo card for this year…
↳user12: right???
user14: ok but who got married??
↳user15: I’m saying max and Kelly — gotta celebrate that 4x win
↳user14: oh that’s a good thought
↳user16: I always always say that Lando is the type to get drunk married in Vegas
↳user14: he does have that type of energy doesn’t he??
↳user17: idk but Oscar has that type of secretive energy that would absolutely get married in Vegas
↳user14: oh my god he does!
user18: ok give us absolutely nothing!
↳user19: right??? This gives us nothing
↳user18: seriously!
Private Messages, Y/N and BFF (November)

Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (November)

Bluesky
user20: Jesus I guess this is the year of Vegas weddings since it seems like every one of them is getting married there
user21: brb moving to Vegas to catch a f1 driver husband
user22: I wanna know why this is such a big deal??
↳user23: same! Like yeah some drivers are gonna stay an extra day or 2! It’s Vegas and they have a break before the end of the season!
↳user24: I’m guessing it has something to do with the gossip reported earlier in the week — that one of the drivers got married by an Elvis impersonator
↳user25: come on guys I thought we all agreed that deuxmoi never tells the truth
user26: forget Charles and Alexandra - I want more Leo!!
↳user27: LEO LEO LEO
↳user28: LEO LEO LEO
user29: ok but am I the only one who wants it to be an elopement??
↳user30: no no no continue please 🙏
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (November)

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cl16fans: and it’s a strong end of the season for Charles! P2 and P3!
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user31: such a tortured soul..
↳user32: right?? P3 and he still looks so unhappy…
user33: he changed his tune fast after that though…
↳user34: what do you mean?
↳user33: after the interviews he meant up with Alex and it looked like they were texting someone
↳user35: omg im glad someone else caught that — they were like glowing and giggling
↳user33: I wonder just who has them acting like teenagers in love?
↳user35: especially when they’re right next to each???
yn: he looks good on the podium…
↳user36: he does!
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (December)

Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (December)

Phone Call, Alexandra and y/n (January)

Private Messages, Charles and Alexandra (January)

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charles_leclerc: what an electrifying night ♥️ Forza Ferrari Sempre ♥️
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user37: Forza Ferrari Sempre!!
↳user38: this is our year!
alexandrasaintmleux: so handsome ♥️
↳charles_leclerc: ehehe
yn: pretty boy liked by charles_leclerc
↳user39: why is Charles liking a random comment about him??
lewishamilton: Forza Ferrari Sempre ♥️
pierregasly: slacking off there calmar?
↳charles_leclerc: sharpening the mind actually
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (February)

Call Logs — Charles and y/n, Alexandra and y/n (March)

Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (May)

Bluesky
user50: breaking news —the sky is blue??
↳user51: right?? Like of course he’s probably gonna be in the jewelry store??
user52: ok but am I the only one that thinks this is part of a bigger picture??
↳user53: Yes. Yes you are
↳user52: no no no listen
↳user52: last November it was said that a driver got married in Vegas and then Charles and Alexandra stayed longer then they usually do
↳user52: then remember the both of them kept getting caught texting someone else? And they were all giggly and blushy??
↳user52: add in the random post from Christmas where Charles thanked his ‘mon amour’ for the gift for Leo? He always calls Alexandra his Alex — not Mon amour
↳user52: and in a stretch — there’s a random account that they both respond too when they post — yn!
↳user52: in conclusion — Charles (and maybe Alex?) got married in Vegas last year to yn and they’re still talking to her
↳user53: nurse she’s out again…
user54: oh to be Charles’ girlfriend who he buys jewelry for…
user55: he’s glowing!
↳user56: right? Idk who he’s buying the jewelry for — he’s just so happy!
↳user57: gotta take that happiness where he can get it….
↳user58: oh don’t remind me…
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (June)

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f1gossip: Charles Leclerc and Alexandra Saint Mleux spotted at lunch with a mysterious female at Romantic Restaurant today. Who is this mysterious female and what does this mean?
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user52: *clears throat* I’ll be accepting your apologies now
↳user53: this means nothing
user59: this is gonna be my new obsession I just know it…
↳user60: right??? I need to know absolutely everything about this
user61: ok where are the obsessive trackers? Who is she??
↳user62: it looks like it’s yn! She’s a business student in America that works in a candy store! She’s been commenting on their socials a lot since January
↳user61: ok I know I asked for it but good lord that was fast…
↳user62: I was bored and interested 🤷🏽♀️
user63: a business student?? She’s got those smartie genes then
user64: I’m gonna need a play by play on how this happened!
↳user65: big mood. This is such a random pairing…
user66: whoever she is, she just needs to keep doing what she’s doing. Charles hasn’t been this close to the WDC ever!
↳user67: that’s exactly what I was thinking!
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (August)

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charles_leclerc: Vegas, a home away from home. I’m so glad to be able to bring home another win this year here, for everyone watching ♥️
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user68: OMG OMG OMG ITS HAPPENINGS
↳user69: Shut it shut it shut it!! Don’t tempt fate!
pierregasly: mega race today Charles!
user70: CL16 WDC INCOMING
↳user71: 1 more win Charles! You can do it!
maxverstappen1: congrats Charles!
user72: he smoked them today!
↳user73: as a Charles fan it was a very boring race 😂
↳user74: I don’t even care. Here’s for a boring season then if he wins
alexandrasaintmleux: congratulations ♥️ liked by charles_leclerc
yn: such a fantastic race babe liked by charles_leclerc
↳user75: babe?!?
↳user76: ITS HAPPENING!!
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (November)

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f1: And our 2025 World’s Driving Champion is Charles Leclerc!
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alexandrasaintmleux: mon champion ♥️♥️ liked by charles_leclerc
yn: always amazing to watch you do your thing — and even better to watch you win 💚 liked by charles_leclerc
maxverstappen1: no one I’d rather lose too. congrats charles
user77: HE DID IT
↳user78: HE FINALLY DID JT!!
oscarpiastri: congrats mate
user79: I just scared my family with how loud I screamed but he did it!!
↳user80: same
↳user81: same
↳user82: Same
sebastianvettel: Very well deserved. Well done Charles
user83: 🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻
kimimatiasraikkonen: congrats
user84: 🎉🎉🎉
jensonbutton: Well done mate!
user85: ok but my favorite part of this watching all the old champions come welcome the newest one to the club liked by charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux, yn
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charles_leclerc: This is everything that I’ve ever wanted, everything that I’ve worked for since I was a little kid. Thank you to my family for all the support, for Ferrari for the amazing season, and to my amazing wives — it might have been a drunken decision to marry you but it could never be considered a mistake.
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user86: I’m not crying are you crying why is it raining inside my house right now??
user87: I still can’t believe it…
maxverstappen1: a Vegas wedding huh??
↳charles_leclerc: the best thing that ever happened to me!
↳yn: sap
↳charles_leclerc: only for you two
↳alexandrasaintmleux: you get used to it
↳yn: i don’t know if I want to… liked by charles_leclerc, alexandrasaintmleux
↳maxverstappen1: really? on my comment thread??
arthur_leclerc: oh no Charles…
↳charles_leclerc: what??
↳arthur_leclerc: maman…
↳alexandrasaintmleux: You did remember to tell your mother about us right? Right??
↳charles_leclerc: uh oh…
↳yn: 🤦🏻♀️
↳user88: a world champion and still “I am stupid” liked by yn, alexandrasaintmleux
user89: he’s married??? 2x over???
↳user90: I can’t believe he found a way to overshadow his one WDC win…
↳user91: right??
↳user92: I wanna know how he got 2 10s to go out with his mid level ass?
↳user90: you did NOT just call Charles Leclerc MID???
Private Messages, Charles/Alexandra and y/n (January)

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lec_ice_cream: Ferrari red and Leclerc ice cream is a winning combo! Coming soon!
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user91: a Leclerc store??
↳user92: I’m so there. The employees are scared cause I’m so early but I’m there
↳lec_ice_cream: A+ for the meme but we are actually gonna have to ask you to leave!
↳user92: omg lec admin I love you liked by lec_ice_cream
oscarpiastri: is there gonna be a family discount?
↳olliebearman: or like a favorite son discount??
↳oscarpiastri: 🤨
↳lec_ice_cream: uh oh the girls are fighting…
↳user93: 🍿
user94: I’ve had the lec admin for 1 post but if anything happened to them I’d kill everyone then myself…
↳lec_ice_cream: big mood…
↳user95: lec admin id die for you
↳user96: I’d kill for you
↳user97: I’m just asking when I can get some ice cream??
↳lec_ice_cream: I’m reporting all of you but user97!
user98: it’s comforting that even after everything he’s still going on his random side quests…
↳user99: it is!!
user100: ok I’ve got money that it’s yn who is gonna be running the store!
↳user101: you really think that he’d buy a business just to dump all the work on his wife??
↳lec_ice_cream: right?? Who’d do that??
↳lec_ice_cream: charles_leclerc
↳charles_leclerc: …I am stupid…
↳user102: this is gonna be the most amazing thing this year…
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OK... So I know I said I wasnt gonna do anything with my EVO AU (https://pwnyta.tumblr.com/post/778204178228068352/the-other-day-i-was-trying-to-sleep-but-instead-i) but.... IM A LIAR!
Cuz I just thought of something...
Like when Ivo is making his announcement to Stone I thought about Stone using his ability to connect to all the tech he could to show Ivo how much he cared in his last moment.
Honestly my initial idea was that Ivo blows up and Stone dies from forcing himself to connect to an ungodly amount of tech to reach the mini-Nik recording and for once controlling one of Ivos babies just this once.
BUT.
Im not a bully. Sometimes.
Shadow hanging out with Stone for a bit was probably the most normal his life was for a long time. I feel like he'd appreciate it.
Stones genial nature inadvertently saves Ivo, Ivo has feelings about it.
While I was doing this I thought itd be neat if Shadow was the test subject for the bio-augmenting GUN does to its soldiers. Shadow doesnt know if the teleporting is his real power or one that GUN gave him but they dont always work the way theyre supposed to.
Shadow didnt even think he should have been able to save himself and Ivo but luckily Ivo had his AMP on to give him the extra boost.
Stone manages to get back to the states with the help of his powers and the fact that even though he LOOKS like a wanted AWOL soldier that is a wanted criminal... clearly this person is an EVO and that soldier IS NOT.
Stone is ambivalent to his marks fading... on one hand he'd like to hide his powers again but on the other hand... its kind of his last connection to Ivo. Self preservation wins out in the end... cuz his life was actually the last gift Ivo gave him. He'd do anything for Ivo. Even live on without him.
Im Ivo and Im Shadow and we are THE EMOTIONALLY STUNTED COUSINS.
They go on a space road trip to get back to earth.
Once they get back Ivo will get his loving family and Shadow will get a new home.
Home is where the heart of Stone is... or something.
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get back || al50
summary: getting back with your ex is usually a bad idea right?
pairing: arthur leclerc x colombian!reader
fc & warnings: valé & poorly translated spanish, bad language and suggestive, you are responsible for the content to consume!
a/n: don’t love this one but it’s been sat in my drafts for a while and wanna clear it out! first ever arthur fic tho 😌
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゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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f1gossip: it looks like things might be over between arthur leclerc and long time girlfriend, y/n y/l/n. the couple, who were last seen together during the monaco grand prix, were reportedly spotted in a heated argument at dinner the following week. to add fuel to the rumors, y/n was noticeably absent from alexandra’s birthday party this past weekend which as you know, is a staple event in the leclerc's inner circle. i think this marks the end of one of the leclerc power couples. what do you think?
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user1: not y/n skipping alexandra’s party… yeah it’s OVER 💀
user2: no bc the way i KNEW something was off when he didn’t post her after the race
user3: NOT MY MOM AND DAD NOOOOO
user4: why am i taking this harder than my own breakups???
user5: whatever happened… im on y/n's side idc. arthur better tread lightly
user6: this is a hard one to take ill be honest...
user7 NOOOO i thought they were end game gtfo
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ynuser: miss me yet?
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iamrebeccad: i do , i miss you so much my gorgeous girl
ynuser: i miss you more mi vida
user1: oh this abt arthur isn't it
itsyoungmiko: puedo tratarte bien cariño. [i can treat you right baby]
ynuser: sé que puedes [i know you can]
user2: the face card is LETHAL
isackhadjar: whoa 🤯
ynuser: 🤭
user1: isack said let me shoot my shoot now that she’s single
user3: body is coffee (tea wasn't strong enough)
alexandrasaintmluex: yes 💛
ynuser: i’ll come see you soon baby girl
user4: he fumbled so hard its sick

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[your honor i’m just a girl 🥀]
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yourbff: i’m gonna bop you over the head i recognize that apartment
ynuser: i may have like tripped and fell and ended up back in his bed
yourbff: y/n/n i’m so ….. oh my god!!! it can’t be that good
ynuser: but it is that good and maybe i miss him
yourbff: por que??????????!!!!!!!!!!!!
ynuser: i didn’t really want to break up with him.. all i wanted was for him to stop treating me like an afterthought to racing
yourbff: ok and he could commit to that!!! so why are you back with him
ynuser: UGH I DONT KNOW OK
lando: oh girl what is this
ynuser: please
lando: can’t you just go after isack who is hopelessly in love you with since this one isn’t
ynuser: isack is too sweet and perfect i don’t want to hurt him
lando:
iamrebeccad: is that arthur’s apartment???
ynuser: i can’t confirm or deny that
iamrebeccad: brb you me and alex are going out tonight so we can discuss
alexandrasaintmleux: his house…. his shirt….. mon amour
ynuser: 😔
arthur_leclerc: so i’m back on the private story huh?
ynuser: don’t push it
isackhadjar: you’re so pretty 😍
ynuser: thank you isack 🤍
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user1: oh um
charlesleclerc: please tell me this is y/n and not someone else
arthur_leclerc: it is y/n/n don’t worry
user2: this better be my mother or you’re blocked
ynuser: now why would you post this
arthur_leclerc: i thought you liked seeing me on my knees doing things for you?
ynuser: ARTHUR
user3: i’m 99.9% sure that’s y/n she has those exact shoes and wore an outfit just like this yesterday
alexandrasaintmleux: have you apologized yet you idiot
arthur_leclerc: Y E S! many many many many times
alexandrasaintmleux: clearly not enough!!! grovel!!!!! yearn!!!!!
arthur_leclerc: what do you think i’m doing?!
user4: arthur mate…. tread lightly here. don’t think i won’t cut you off if this isn’t y/n/n
lorenzotl: when are you going to start listening to me. how many times have i told you that she’s the one?
arthur_leclerc: I KNOW!!!! i’m SORRY!!! i messed up 😭😭
user5: that should be meeeeeeee (or y/n)

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user2: WE ARE SOOOOO BACK!!!!!
alexandrasaintmleux: i’m so glad to have you back in the paddock with my princesa
ynuser: i’m glad to be back. i think this is where i belong 🤍
alexandrasaintmleux: selfishly i very much agree with you
user4: nah red will forever be your color
yourbff: soy feliz si tú eres feliz [im happy if you are happy]
ynuser: gracias i am 😘
user10: por que mi amor [why my love]
arthur_leclerc: i’m so grateful to have you here with me. i love you to the moon and back mon amor and ill spend forever trying to prove that to you
ynuser: i love you too arthur so very much and i honestly always will
user22: we’ve lost her again chat
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ynuser: you can take the girl out of ferrari but not the ferrari out of the girl sorry guys
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user2: all is right with the world again
iamrebeccad: i love seeing you smile
ynuser: you’re the sweetest 🤍
user3: i mean you can get rid of ferrari like im actively begging for you to do so but maybe dont get rid of arthur
arthur_leclerc: you’re stuck with me forever ❤️😘
ynuser: good 🤍😍
user9: mama y papa
yourbff: cutie pies
ynuser: that’s you
user20: love prevails again lfg
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
a/n: thanks for reading!! likes and reblogs appreciated
゚. ✿ ୨❤︎୧⠀✿ . ゚
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