#okay it's sort of a shitpost

[psipaka]

(Not failing) marriage

[coffeecalliope]

This isn't a shitpost, it fits.

So was no one going to tell me that She-Ra and the Processes of Power is Halo for the girlies?

[callonpeevesie]

this is an exaggeration... but is it really

[yoshidatommy]

Just silly little doodles ✏️😪

[lemons-and-pie]

Ok so I’m like, four pages away from being finished with the first novel of Journey to the West

It has around 144,000 words, and took me more than a year to read because I’d take huge breaks from time to time, I was barely even reading any other books, it was just that book mainly

Compare that to the two days I was sick and read around 107,000 words worth of fanfiction.

Lord help us all

[jazzy-flowerr]

Why didn't Ribby & Croaks just punch the cup brothers?

Are they stupid?

[grismavessel]

(saw a scott pilgrim meme and it screamed Gris n Ingo)

What if to have a chance at Gris's heart Ingo would have to battle each and every single significant 'parental' figure in Gris's life?

Ingo would boot, give Chandelure some lighter fluid and get going because he's on the path to victory and victory means getting to hold Gris's hand without the fear of death.

Potential Evil Parental figures include (im bending time for this):

Cyllene (Psuedo-Aunt)

Kamado (Awful Uncle/Divorced)

Gladion (Edgy Uncle 2x removed)

Nanu ('Grandpa')

Plumeria (Aunt)

Guzma (Dad)

Grimhilda (Mom) (Final boss) (in this wacky au she's not dead)

[tritoch]

me: oh wow an ffxiv theory/meta post! i love these even when i don't agree with them. i wonder if this person will highlight an underdiscussed aspect of the setting, or reframe someone's characterization interestingly the post: "in the original japanese--" me: unsubscribed. blocked. reported. hie thee hence and never darken my door again.

[hillbroski]

HAVING CELEBRITY CRUSHES IS OUT!!!!!!!HAVING CRUSHING CELEBRITY GENDER ENVY IS IN:

Example 1: Maneskin lead singer Damiano David

Example 2: Hozier

Example 3: Kurtis Conner (he counts)

FEEL FREE TO ADD ON (TRANS GIRLS WELCOME TOO<3)

[lakesbian]

i was gonna make a joke about scrabbling at my keyboard while my pr team attempts to drag me away to prevent me from making a serious post considering the matter of whether or not rose thorburn junior jerks off but this is the same account where i posted a 1k+ word long analysis of blonde wildbow characters ranked by likeliness to have a piss kink so we all know i don't have a pr team

[eyepatchdate]

lowkey aitsf thing i want to know: who is the mob doctor renju trusts???? who ARE you, mysterous trustworthy mob doctor

[v0dk4-f31n]

i went to this conference w my school’s gsa (insufferable) for a field trip and it was chill except i met some people who at first didn’t seem insufferable and i got put in a group chat with them. here’s a sample of their texts.

A: kys

B: Oop 😬 that went dark

C: hey you guys, can we not joke about "kys" (bla bla bla suicide isn’t a joke bla bla bla)

A: IM SORRY :( IT WONT HAPPEN AGAIN, PROMISE

C: It's ok, I'm not mad just saying

SHUT THE FUUUUCKKKKK UP. I DONT CARRRREEEEE. OHHHH MY GOODDDDDDD DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO ‼️‼️💢💢

THESE ARE HIGHSCHOOLERSSSSS 🚫🚫🚫ID EXPECT THIS FROM SIXTH GRADERS MAYBE BUT OHHHHHHH MY GOD IT IRKS ME TO NO END ‼️❌❌

[hershelwidget]

I really wanted to remember how to play Uno but I had nobody to play with so I set up a thing using six of my plushies. I made drawings of the event because Sun/Moon, BoTW Link, Jack Skellington, a panda, a rainbow sheep, and a Shiny Mimikyu playing Uno together was the FUNNIEST bit I have ever committed to.

The drawings! Actual images of the scene under the cut :3

Half of the game was everyone bullying the rainbow lamb and the other half was bullying Jack but the bits where they hurt the lamb were CONSIDERABLY funnier because I was able to use voices for them at the beginning. This poor girl was SOBBING

Honourable mentions for parts I didn't draw go to this one point where EVERYONE had said Uno EXCEPT for the lamb, a bit where Jack and the panda had teamed up for a single round and then the panda said "fuck it" and kept on blocking Jack's turns, and perhaps my FAVOURITE bit of them all: The Staring at each other that lasted the whole game.

Ok now og pics!

This was a very interesting experience! I really wanna try this again with other games, so let me know what games you’d like to see these guys play next!

[chronic-high-achiever]

Y’all sometimes self care is allowing yourself to blast loud music and dance around in your underwear while packing all your clothes up for university

Just saying 🩵

[good-to-drive]

The fun thing about the beatles fandom is you literally never know what's a meme and what's a serious take

[the-haunted-office]

Doom: ...... o_o;