#omg SHE IS GETTING MARRIED
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need a fic where robby and collins are getting married and she intentionally separates mel and langdon from the rest of the ptmc attendees in their seating chart. and it's suuuuuuuper obvious, too, like mel and langdon are surrounded by people they don’t even know on the opposite side of the room from everyone else. need it like air!!!!!
#collins doing the whole “i can't believe our wedding planner messed up like this!!!!” thing#when she really just wanted to watch langdon’s head explode and do some matchmaking on the side#(an efficient queen!!!!!)#robby could not be bothered to intervene because he's having 17 panic attacks about getting married#langdon internally screaming once he realizes because jfc why can't anyone be subtle these days#and why are they pressuring mel???? she's obviously not interested in him and this is SO NOT COOL you guys#meanwhile mel is like omg yes FINALLY because she's been on a mission to fuck that man for weeks but he's OBTUSE#kingdon#melfrank#langdonmel#mel king#melissa king#frank langdon#rollins#robbycollins#michael robinavitch#heather collins#the pitt#leigh babbles
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I ❤️ thinking about joffreymargaery failmarriage but it’s almost always w the show version *crowd boos* bc it’s more fun to imagine adults in a toxic relationship like book version is just

#.txt#ok well joffrey’s still like 17 in the show but. he’s almost there#I have no idea how old show marg is but im assuming they have the same 2-3 year difference as in the books so like 19-20 ig#she doesn't really look 19 but neither does robb let's suspend our disbelief#god forbid they have a problematic age gap#edit apparently he's 19 in the show. I dont believe that#19 according to the show wiki so like probably wrong but yay for beating the problematic age gap allegations ig#if he was 19 that would mean him and marg were engaged for like a year before actually getting married...omg slowburn romance
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surprised and dismayed to learn that the primary ship for mel in the pitt fandom is with langdon??? yall really think rule-following autistic & generally kind, good person mel would ever choose to sleep with or date a man who is (1) her superior at work (2) married with children?? i mean to each their own and ship & let ship etc etc but i think perhaps we are watching a different show if you believe they would actually get together for real
#the pitt#mine#like listen if ur shit is 'problematic' ships and u revel in the messiness that's fine and cool ive been there as well it's very fun#but maybe i just see too much of myself in mel bc it skeeves me out so bad! leave her alone!!#just bc a man she works with (who again is her SUPERIOR and MARRIED) is nice to her and they have a good working relationship#doesn't imply that they have any sort of romantic tension!!!#i stg some people see a man and woman character interact with basic human decency and go 'omg they're gonna fall in LOVE' like girl shut up#mel would never and frankly she deserves better!#also if u see this post and get mad then kindly block me and/or make ur own post instead of being mad at me on my own blog thanks :)
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swiftie gift exchange for @catastrxblues
#yeah if anyone saw this before no they didnt i deleted the og post by mistake#anyway nadine!!!! hi omg it was such a pleasure to talk to you to get to know you and talk with you#when you told me that you're current favourite songs were champagne problems and lacy ik i had to make a parallel for them#unlucky for you that means gifs (i am the worst at them so apoligies for the quality ad everything in between)#in my mind i also viewed lacy as the other girl the champagne problems boy married and lacy being a part of the evergreen friends group saw#champagne girl as an insecurity she might have gotten the ring but she could never beat the first love and option#while the champagne girl would be happy but deeply jealous of lacy and that's on GIRLHOOD#you didnt ask for the story and i am rambling sorry but yeah that was the vision for the edit anyways i hope you have great day ahead :) <3#taylor swift#olivia rodrigo#lacy#champagne problems#SwiftieGiftExchange2024#tsusermels#tsuserjen
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calling my gf my wife like... what do you mean we arent married shes a part of my soul and i think about her every second of every day
#lesbian#gf#omg she's so awesome and perfect and i love her#something something lesbains get married fast#wife
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I've been reading the Percy Jackson books for the first time over the past two weeks! Just finished "The Battle of the Labyrinth" last night (which btw is my favorite of the series so far!!)
I have now gained a new obsession but it might not be what you think

#like i swear to god i did not expect to be absolutely enthralled by the protagonist's mom kahskahfjkaja#she's just so fascinating to me#she's so kind and smart and she has given EVERYTHING for her son okay#like her staying married to an abuser for years to protect him omg she deserves the world#like when Poseidon called her a queen in the first book he was 100% right alright she is a queen#the woman murdered her abuser with a monster's head LIKE THAT'S SO AWESOME#also i cannot explain how obsessed i am with her relationship with Poseidon okay#like. do i want her to still have feelings for him? yes. do i need poseidon to pine and long for her from the distance?? ABSOLUTELY YES.#like realistically it's more likely that be does not but I need it okay#like at first i wanted them to be reunited because you know. of course i did.#but i am perfectly content with her finding love and happiness with a mortal man and Poseidon pining for her from the distance#like listen. this woman is amazing and she deserves to have an immortal all powerful god unable to get over her alright SHE DESERVES IT#but the way he just showed up at Percy's birthday party and called her as beautiful as ever????? omg??? BECAUSE YES SHE IS#and she blushed??? be still my beating heart#kahskahfksja honestly laughing at myself right now like I'm just over here watching a Sally Jackson tele novela in my head#AND HAVING THE TIME OF MY LIFE#percy jackson#no spoilers please if you see this post i know very little about the story and I'm thoroughly enjoying myself that way#also jsut as an fyi i am also a little obsessed with Percy and Annabeth kajakshdjshsha they are too cute and intense#sally jackson#percy jackson and the olympians
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in similar news marriage talk seems to really affect taylor so will people PLEEEEEAASE stop making up shit about her getting married everytime she's seen with someone now
#by people i mean swifties too#like with joe it was CRAZY how everytime she seemed like she had an announcement#people were like omg she's about to say she's engaged!#LIKE NO SHUT UP MIND YOUR BUSINESS#same with travis now the amount of people I've seen fantasizing about taylor and travis getting married is weird#like these are real people not fictional characters you can just write fanfics about 😭
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SERENAJUNE LESBIAN SEX IN EPISODE 6 BITCHESSSSSSS SERENA JUNE LESBIAN DOMESTICITY. SERENAJUNE LESBIAN SURVIVAL SLEEPOVER. SERENAJUNE LESBIAN BICKERING AND ARGUING LIKE AN OLD MARRIED COUPLE. SERENA MAKING LESBIAN BREAKFAST FOR JUNE. JUNE NICK CRASHOUT TO A LANA DEL REY SONG. GOD IS GOOD. SERENAJUNE ENDGAME BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!




#serenajune#i dont care i dont CAAREEEEEEE. they are endgame#NO ONE GAF ABOUT PARIS LMFAOOOOOOOOO#and out of context the way june reacted when serena was telling her shes gonna get married was LITERALLY like.#omg i'm so disappointed bc i wish you'd marry me instead#in conclusion SERENAJUNE ROOMMATES ERA IM SO SEATED 😍😍😍😍😍😍🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️🧎♀️😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏
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Me, as I'm about to start playing coral island: I don't know who I'm going to marry in this game. Mark caught my attention right away but I want to get to know the characters better before I make my decision, maybe I'll like someone more than him :)
Me, three seconds into the game, running around the island: WHERE IS HE? WHERE'S MARK? BRING ME MY FUTURE HUSBAND!!
#coral island#the way I'm simping for that man#to be fair he is like a video game version of my bf when it comes to looks and body type so it's no wonder i like him so much#but rafael is low-key stealing my attention by being an absolute adorable cutie#and Raj with his coffee hyper fixation like yeees babe tell me more about what kinds coffee grinder is the best *hearteyes*#but also the ladies!!! chaem is so mean to me and im like yes please do it more#Aaliyah is so freaking cute too I just need to get to know her better#aaaaaa and macy!!! shes so sweet omg and so cute#this game is a bisexuals nightmare how am i supposed to pick just one person to marry 😭
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harold. they're lesbians.
#dressing her lady bodyguard's wounds let's goooooooooooooo#omg what if she marries the male lead and he dies of whatever he has and she gets together with her bodyguard gf and raises the baby???#the glory cdrama#ep8
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ok this isnt meant to be a dig or anything but it's always really funny to me when people like just cracking 30 are like "omg you're in your early twenties, you're a babyyyyyy"
babe you're like barely 30, you're a baby too. You're a blink and a half older than me. I spend too much time around people over 50, the difference between 23 and 33 is a few years at a job and a little more distance from living in your parents' house but it's like, nothing. the gap closes every time you breathe and every time i move. the difference between you and me is like one-fifteenth the difference between you and my dad's friend Joe or whatever. don't worry you'll get to live more life too, but don't kid yourself.
and this is doubled when it's coming from a 25-year-old currently experiencing a crisis of age because they're soooo old, they're 25, the horror! You are twenty-five. We have an age difference of three years. Your concern over this is embarrassing for you and highly entertaining for me. But like don't kid yourself here. You are 25. You are a like a fucking baby to me.
#red rambles#when i was 18 all my friends were grad students#i think my youngest close "peer'' friend was 27#when i was 19 it was covid and almost all my friends were distant people i knew online and then the age gap between me and my oldest friend#got even wider!#when i was 20 i stayed with my grandma for several months and i'm still friends with a bunch of her friends! i got a standing invitation to#a neighbor's house to shoot the shit with her and she's like 55 and she's the youngest of the people in my grandma's social circle i'm all#buddy-buddy with!#i was learning new knitting tecniques from someone in her late 80s!#You are like a little baby to me watch this [hits on a man around three times my age] [hits on a woman almost three times my age] i'd say#im hitting on enbies 3x my age here but i actually haven't met any out enbies that old yet. i think the youngest nonbinary person i know is#their forties and that's just 2x#wait no. i do know someone. but i haven't hit on them. not gonna steal valor LOL#if ur a cool recently-retired californian i cannot recommend coming to [city removed] to come get hit on by a 23 year old nonbinary tboy#but i wouldn't say it's off the table LOLLL#anyway.#point made i believe.#i'm sure i'll hit the Age Crisis one of these days and start being like omg... you're so *young* because you are so Small Number...#but the one i run into is just Omg... You are so Fucking Immature why do you think this problem Matters... and that one i get from everyone#ill be sitting there chatting with like 70yo retired married couples and be stricken with waves of utter disgust bc they're too concerned#with their neighbors' opinions and think it constitutes a legitimate issue if someone does things too differently when there are like.#real problems in this world LOL
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Chronicles that were written after her trial and a ballad, "The Lament of the Duchess of Gloucester," have elements of the truth about her case, but their portrayal of this social and perhaps political rebel tells us about the mores of the period. The true story of Eleanor and her trial is not easy to establish. No trial transcript remains, and the chronicle accounts are biased and appeared long after the trial. There are few references to her in the Patent Rolls, Close Rolls, and the Privy Council. Eleanor seems to have been a convenient target in the struggle between Duke Humphrey and Cardinal Beaufort for control over Henry VI. Humphrey was a popular figure, but his power was not as great as that of the Cardinal. Eleanor, along with members of his household, was accused of necromancy, witchcraft, sorcery, and treason. Eleanor's high-handed manner and obvious enjoyment of her elevated status brought condemnation from Londoners.
Barbara A. Hanawalt, “Portraits of Outlaws, Felons, and Rebels in Late Medieval England”, British Outlaws of Literature and History (McFarland 2011)
#i would go so far to say that eleanor's 'high-handed manner obvious enjoyment' aren't necessarily 'true' either#since our only sources for them are the same biased chronicles#(or historians going 'omg this letter addresses her in terms you'd address a duchess with! she must have demanded it the uppity bitch')#and it is quite common (even today) for a woman who enters into a social space that she was outsider to or deemed unworthy of#to be derided as flaunting her status and being a stuck up hypocrite for just being treated or behaving as part of this social space#it doesn't necessarily mean that eleanor wasn't high-handed and didn't enjoy being a duchess#(but behaving as one apart from this new social space results in condemnation for not knowing how to behave so they can't win)#it just means that we need to take these reports more sceptically and realise the obvious misogynist and classist untertones to them#i do think there's a problem with scholarship on eleanor because the standard article on her/her trial is the one by ralph griffiths#partly because it is so old (1960s) and his later discovery of her being moved to beaumaris castle and date of death isn't included#so you get people like hanawalt and euan rogers giving the now-debunked date of death in publications#but also because he is incredibly vitriolic and BEC about her#(as in he talks about her eating dinner with her 'habitual insufferable pride' which like... we don't know that)#(he also claims it was wholly inappropriate for her to be eating at the king's head because she wasn't high enough ranked#at a time when she is a duchess and married to the king's heir...)#so a lot of historians just assume (i think) he must be right on the money rather than realising he's not basing this on any real source#eleanor cobham#reputation and representation#historian: barbara a. hanawalt
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Luffy eating watermelon 🍉
#and like are we sure jewelry bonney isnt her daughter.... pink hair... loves food... idk#talking tag#watching one piece#episode 787#jinbe again!!! well yes he wqs a subordinate for big mom last time he spoke with king neptune#i forgor#damn her own son.... just took his life expectancy#i have a feeling this hasn't happened before... so what's the deal with the crocantbouche#JINBE WITH THE CROQUEMBOUCHE!!#why is the food real here ajdhakdj omg.... and jinbe is just letting them die.... well she killed her son already#JINBE BROUGHT HER A PONEGLYPH???? its probs the one in gyojin right... i mean what acces does he have to others#JINBE NAKAMA TIME!!!! FINALLY!!!!#omg me wondering why am i getting showed ace dying again.... jinbe was there thru all that i forgor he was the mvp on marineford#that was so emotive.....#JINBEEEEEEEEE#episode 789#jinbe saying how luffy will be king of the pirates omg...... yeah!!! he galked about luffy that much.... he is such an uncle#the sun pirates basically telling him to do you.... get a vacation from putting others first man#aladdin married a daughter of mama ajdhaksjsk#i think they are abusing the letting music extend to the ad break credits.... before they did it in important moments now its just every#two episodes....#pedro was looking for poneglyphs....#brook being amazed at luffy..... yeah....#nami just casual in her armor.....#SANJI ON THE COAST????? SANJIIIII#episode 790
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It's Called Moonshine
Summary: A snippet of conversation between the King of Philos and his newly appointed Grandis Knight.
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"How unfortunate that you will not speak to me freely. Would it not be a grand mistake on your part to not hold up your end of the deal now?"
With nowhere to turn, the Prince's Intended began to sob.
"... Stop. Stop that." The King shooed away her petty tears, yet they fell all the same.
He waved his attendants away and when they left, he reached for the clear liquid underneath the sofa as causally as reaching for his ebony scaled claymore.
"It’s called Moonshine," He explained before pouring it into her tea, "Cease blubbering."
"I am sorry, I-" She started, sniffling before sitting up.
"No." He stopped her, "I do not wish to know the hardships that plague your life. I do not care."
Silence reigned.
The King unclenched his jaw and sighed.
"When my dear wife died in battle, I threw myself on the mercy of the Royal Family, and they threw me on to the Queen. A vindictive, small-minded woman."
Once the King snared her gaze, he affixed her to the chair as if she were embroidered onto the many fine cushions.
"My wife loathed them. I loathed them; They married me to a complainer, a crier. What she could not get, she screamed until she did. She was no warrior, like my Beloved. She was only good for her womb."
The Moonchaser looked away briefly to secure her cup within one hand and dry her cheeks with the others. She hid her weak sneer well but not well enough.
"There were no other options, so I endured. There is no one to cry too, not here. Over the years, I even learned to live outside of female proclivities.”
She looked affronted, her red lips pressed together tightly. Was that an accomplishment to ancient kings like theirs?
"Instead, I secured our son as Prince and found a way to control Fate."
She took a sip of her spiked tea, no grimacing.
"I do not like you." He looked down at her, lids low, "However, I enjoy a formidable opponent. These battles are… something worth something, and admirable adversaries are hard to come by nowadays."
"So this..." He waved his hand slowly down her display, "will cease. Do not come to me with sobs. Do not quit. I won't be bothered with it."
She could feel her eyes drying as she took another sip of tea. The steam tingling in her throat seemingly kept her level-headed.
"Cover your bruises and endure." The King commanded.
"Do not lose control of your fate, Heaven."
Forever loyal to the crown, Heaven had no choice but to sit up straight and fix her face.
The King poured a more labourous amount of moonshine in his encrusted cup.
"Now," he offered to top her off, which Heaven obliged, offering her cup to him, "let's try this again."
"Tell me, are the quarters of your new Lightseeker crew up to your standards, General?"
"I believe that all depends on the status of my assent to the throne, Your Highness."
And although the King covered the lower half of his face, the gleam in his eye was so similar to the Prince's when brimmed with childish glee.
He covered it well, Heaven thought offhandedly, but not well enough.
"Mm."
Together, they took a long drink.
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#writeblr#lads mc#lads Philos King#love and deepspace#i just finished watching Queen Charlotte again dude fUCK#i have all these petty back and forths in my head between the king and mc omg I'm getting all my rants off on this character#in my story Xavier and Queen!mc actually get betrothed#because they decide to be messy even though they know it won't last#they choose to spend the little time they have together in a bubble until it inevitably pops#i think it's more devastating to get their hopes up :)#at the end she's saying i won't build your army unless your son and i are allowed to marry and i love that for her#otp:wishingonstars#otp: wishing on stars#stargazing
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omggg marena im so glad you like the fic 🥹🥹 you have no idea how much it means to me that you enoyed it. i feel so lost now that its finished but i got more kazutora wips to work on (and other non tokrev wips too) so i hope you'll like them when i drop them
your tags took me out 😭 maybe i'll write a short follow up on how reader and kazutora are doing. and how everyone took the news when baji tells them about how they ran away. it'll be angsty and sad but sweet in a way and maybe i'll bring out another memory from when they first got acquainted (bcuz i rlly loved writing the arcade scene). so if i write it in the end, i'll tag you again 🫶🏻
CHEEE YOUR FIC WAS SO GOOD I AM SO GLAD YOU TAGGED MEEE. In fact, this is my formal request to be tagged in all of your TR fic from now on ♥️ the arcade scene was so good! It reminded me so much of how Baji and Kazutora got to meet and brefriend each other! It's like a theme/pattern: Kazutora meets the most important people in his life in the arcade AND I LOVE THAT.
I would actually love to read a part two, even if it's just headcanons. I love the open ending, I love that they're so soulmate coded, I love everything about this fic 🥹💓
#From: Che ᯓᡣ𐭩#my headcanon is that the Toman members find out where they live and end up helping them!!#like they are sad but supportive#help around when they move out of the motel to an actual place and bring gifts like a microwave or smth#they're trying really hard#omgggg I can totally see Tora and reader move to a different island if this fic is taking place in Japan#as in a different japanese island#i need them to get married. I mean it was kinda hinted?? the part where readef was saing she was looking at her current boyfriend and#perhaps her future husband?#RUNAWAY WEDDING WHEN THEY TURN 18#OMG DON'T MIND THE TYPOS I WAS TYPING FAST TT
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my great grandfather was such a loser when it came to love 😭😭😭 this one girl who he liked practically begged him to be her boyfriend and he didn't realise 😭😭😭😭
#mind you he wrote his memoirs when he was 83 and this happened in his early twenties#it really was his canon event omg#basically she was a girl who worked with him and every day they would walk home together#he would accompany her to her house cause you know. he liked her and stuff#one day she told him her parents were disapproving of them walking together cause they weren't dating#and he got pissed and thought that meant he wasn't allowed to walk home with her anymore. and so he stopped doing it 😭😭😭😭#the worst thing was a few months later she told him an ex-boyfriend of hers wanted to get back with her. and my great grandpa thought#that meant she didn't like her and she thought the same and she got back with her ex and they got married two years later 😭😭😭😭#it runs in the family i guess
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