#on theme

[manjaro-official]

"oh boy I sure wish there were a fast, free and private alternative to google chrome"

the humble mozilla firefox:

[randomly--accessed--memories]

[thewritersspotblog]

On Theme #40

What color do you feel like today and why?

[pinnacle-radio]

Put them all in the same deck. Make it work!

[myobsessionsspace]

Met Gala 2024

Lana Del Rey in Alexander McQueen

Inspiration - Alexander McQueen 2007 Runway

Excerpt from the short story that was the dress code for the 2024 gala:

[…]Most of them were too busy finding their footing among the upturned flagstones to look up into the centre of the thornbushes, where two stone statues stood side by side, gazing out over the grounds from their protected vantage point[…] In her left hand she lightly clasped a single rose, the delicately formed petals so thin as to be almost transparent.

[…] lighting up the grey stone so that for a fleeting moment it was indistinguishable from the long-vanished flesh of the statues’ originals.

[manjaro-official]

people online: I rent a proxy server to protect my privacy

people in real life: I just connected my Facebook account to my Venmo account for no reason and now I'm going to take a picture of you in public and post it with geolocation turned on

[beaft]

me when someone abruptly asks me if i want to go and do something fun together but the fun thing wasn't part of my daily plan:

[manjaro-official]

self hating robotgirl be like 'I'm not a real girl I'm just an Advanced Graphics Port pervert'

[letthehatersbark]

The funniest one star review of Wicked I've seen so far

[ziyuanyuan1113]

Maybe it's because I have a weakness for toxic female characters, but I wanted Rumi to crash out even harder and go full demon mode with Jinu

Twitter

Bsky

[fluent-in-lesbianism]

I took a 6yo boy to his placement and as soon as I got him situated in the back he saw my SpongeBob driver’s license air freshener hanging on my rearview mirror. He asked if that’s really SpongeBob’s driver’s license and I said yeah it’s real. Then he asked where I got it if SpongeBob’s underwater so I told him I wore a helmet like Sandy and stole it from SpongeBob when he slept, and without missing a beat he goes “That’s identity fraud”

[supmaww]

I can now fade away into secrecy as long as you all have dark mode enabled. if you don't I will take it personally. hey. hey you. you shouldn't be able to read this. jerk

[manjaro-official]

I have a suggestion.

"windows 11 upgrade ready!" "your computer is eligible for windows 11!" "download windows 11 now!"

[pinyatapix]

most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuber’s typical video lineup i’ve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit

[oifaaa]

Someone in that poll said not to watch naruto bc it's queerbait and I hate to tell you this but naruto wasn't trying to queerbait you it's actually the number 1 example of "text is so misogynistic it becomes gay"