#onceler askblog

[worm-on-a-string-ler]

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zzz- AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHH!!!!!!!

I just had a nightmare where I was back on tumblr...

... (Askbox is open)

[ask-the-great-destroyer]

Nothing will stop progress.

[truffulawoods]

The grass never was green.

The ponds were all dry.

The clouds always covered the sun.

One day, he came to that place.

[plshugmeimscared]

Me when I see teenage versions of all the Lers:

★✮TEEN $WAG ! ᶠᶸᶜᵏᵧₒᵤ!✮☆

-YOLOOO-

[insomnia-ler]

sooo what's the deal with onceler destiny anyway

Alright class, let me break this down for you. Got a few handy diagrams and everything for all you visual learners out there.

Once-ler destiny is everything. A series of… hah. “Canon events”, if you will, that makes us who we are. It’s not just a set of guidelines, either. It’s the rulebook. Diverge from the path? Sorry, don’t pass go, don’t collect two hundred dollars. Or for those of you who don’t know Monopoly lingo, I'll make it real simple for you.

You aren't actually a Once-ler.

And if you’re a Once-ler— like, really a Once-ler— then you’ll eventually experience each and every single one of these chapters of your life. Some are good. Some are bad.

Some are very bad.

The beginning Once-lers typically leave home at an early age to make their way in the world. They'll find the truffula valley, make their first Thneed, and eventually get their business off the ground. It's not always easy, but it's almost certain to be a guaranteed success.

The middle Business is booming. A factory blooms like a metallic flower where there once was a cozy little cottage. Thneed production is in full swing. Stocks are through the roof. Pollution of the surrounding area and town increases. Everyone says you're too big to fail. Until you aren't.

The end This isn't a story that's supposed to have a happy ending. It's supposed to teach you a lesson. Drowning in the depths of your greed, you turn a blind eye to the destruction piling up around you until there are no trees left. The Lorax leaves. Your family leaves, retreating with your money and their carelessness. Your employees turn against you, burying you in endless lawsuits. You retreat into your vast, empty factory. But not forever. The townspeople in Thneedville build a wall to keep out the toxic wasteland you created. They sing every morning, waking you like a dystopian alarm clock. The years pass, and before you know it, you are old. Audrey is born, the catalyst for everything to come. Ted is born a few years later. As a teenager, the kid comes to ask you for the one thing you can offer that will ensure your redemption- the last truffula seed. He will take it, and the future will be bright. The wall around Thneedville will fall. ...Eventually, even the Lorax will come back. That is Once-ler destiny.

[snowie-ler]

The return.

*Yawn* Woah… what a nap, I wonder how long it lasted, my head hurts a little, something tells me it wasn’t quite small.

Damn it.

It seems I have to answer some questions.

((MOD: OMG GUYS I’M SO SORRY, I was really busy at school all this time that I didn’t had time enough to take care of the askblogs, all these months were just study, sleep, study, sleep, in a loop somehow? But now I’m here again, I’m in vacations, so now I can reply all those ask again and create some new art.))

[crackhead-once-ler]

*The Other Woman by Lana Del Rey plays*

Currently listening to my best gorl Lana while slurping n’ sipping on some bombastic “lonely gal margarita mix” from my My Melody water bottle cus no matter what rad gnarly shit goes down at the beach my pookie boo babygorl goes home to HIS HUSBAND.

Plus my mom just told me “too much Tacobell is bad for your health”.

[ask-the-biggering-onceler]

………

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.......

....ehe...ahaha......ahahahahah.....

...Ahaha!! .....Ehehaha!!

Oh.....!!

....So that's how it's going to be, isn't it?

That's really how you want this to play out?? That's really how you want me to be??

.....

Ok, then.

....Ok then!!

....

.........

....You....

....YOU!!!

....AGHHHHHHHHHH!!!!

THIS IS WHAT YOU WANT!? DOES THIS FIT YOUR ITTY BITTY, INCREDIBLY STRICT CRITERIA FOR WHAT YOU WANT WITH THIS WORLD?!

DOES THIS SATISFY YOUR LITTLE-MINDED VIEW OF HOW EVERYTHING SHOULD BE?! HUH?!

Trees....TREES!! You speak for the trees...Well I SPEAK FOR MANKIND, AND HUMAN OPPORTUNITIES!!

B-BUT THAT DOESN'T MATTER TO YOU, DOES IT?! BECAUSE ALLLL YOU CARE ABOUT IS THE STUPID...STUPID...

THE STUPID TRUFFULAS, DAMMIT!!

YES I SAID IT, IT'S SO INCREDIBLY STUPID HOW THAT IS WHAT'S ALWAYS ON YOUR LITTLE, ITTY BITTY MIND!!!

I-I.....I.....

I CANNOT TAKE THIS ANYMORE!!!

I CAN'T DO IT, I WON'T DO IT!!

YOU...YOU YOU YOU AND THOSE STUPID STUPID PEOPLE, THOSE STUPID PEOPLE WHO DOUBT ME. WHO DARE TO QUESTION ME!! AS IF I HAVE DONE ANYTHING WRONG!!

WHICH.

I.

HAVEN'T.

......

.....That's it.

...I'm done. I'm done with this.

[teenage-poet-onceler]

*Poet slowly makes his way to his cabin, making sure to appreciate his beautiful surrounding on the way there. He smiles to himself as the sweet smell of butterfly milk from the truffula trees blows in the warm summer breeze. He admires the outside of the cabin he'll be staying in as he makes his way to the doorway. He takes a deep breath to soothe his nerves before he knocks on the door.*

"Hello, is anybody here already?"

[sleepymeepies]

(Once-ler Fandom Askblog Characters Part 2.) As promised, here he is! Gentleman Once-ler, the beloved husband of the Once-ler fandom! (click "keep reading" for another version of the drawing, and some rambling x3)

I had so much fun drawing this and am so very happy with how it turned out! ;o; I really wish Gent was still active here because I'd love to see what he would think! ❤️I really hope I did him and his mod justice and that this piece would bring them joy <33

I absoluetly adore Gent, and reading through his askblog brings me so much joy! ^^ I was laughing and smiling so much! He really is such a gentleman xD. I love how polite and proper he is and his use of words like "jolly good" and "darling" and his love of tea (same). I honestly couldn't help but hear him in my head with a very proper English accent as I was reading his posts (like Hugh Grant's voice almost) xD. I don't mean to make headcanons about a character that isn't mine or anything, that's just how I personally heard his voice ^^ If any of you know what Gent's voice would have sounded like please let me know :3!! 💕 I also may or may not already be working on an art piece of another askblog character ^^

[highspeedinterconnect]

Merry Thneedmas @jalattes!! Sorry it took until this year's due date; I haven't drawn in like months but discovering Som really made me want to draw this idea😴💤

[jocie-k109]

Made fanart of @asklatenightonceler !! The lineart looks bad but it’s the thought that counts, I was gonna color it but the website I used was being weird so I just have the lineart (for now)!! But yeah!! Hope u like it!!!

[truffula-painter]

Better view of the painting featured in my last post! I’m pretty happy with how this one turned out, with the perspective and all. I wish the night sky still looked like this, without all the pollution and whatnot.

[never-ler]

Hey uhm… so, I am Never-ler.

I don’t have anything else to do in this infinity search for the perfect place and material for my desired invention that I want to make a reality: The Thneed. A fine something that all would people need, it would have a lot of uses, it would be a impressive knitting.

But, In the case I couldn’t ever find a place, maybe I have to go back to my family’s farm, something that… I don’t really wish.

I want to prove them that I’m much more what they say about me! I am not a failure… I can be so much more, I know I am better…

[coppyler]

Happy, happy Halloween!!! \*0*/

[blackcatangel]

Coppika art and doodle!

I like how first one looks as if they're kids and second like they're adults bdkdmd. I'm just inconsistent 😭

@paprika-emberfire belongs to @ampreh.