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#that thing beside usami is sasami#one killed it#there can be only one usami sidekick#male yandere#yandere boy#yandere#yandere oc#magical girl#one the... thing?#usami the magical girl#tw blood#original art#original character
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If your life is horrible and you need a new source of meaning and direction.... Do NOT find religion. Learn to identify plants.
#Me Fein#There is a terrifying worldwide shortage of people who know how to identify bramble/blackberry species.#We haven't sorted out dandelions yet#Or nettles#Getting to know your neighbours changes your life#You're no longer alone! Rubis fruitcosus is there.#Plus if you're under 40 you will suddenly be admired and lauded by old ppl who share your hobby and thought no one gave a shit anymore#Botany#Plants#When u write things about botany you can be assured they will be read by weirdos for centuries to come#Or if the text is lost itd loss will be mourned by weirdos for decades to come
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the thing is that childhood doesn't just end when you turn 18 or when you turn 21. it's going to end dozens of times over. your childhood pet will die. actors you loved in movies you watched as a kid will die. your grandparents will die, and then your parents will die. it's going to end dozens and dozens of times and all you can do is let it. all you can do is stand in the middle of the grocery store and stare at freezers full of microwave pizza because you've suddenly been seized by the memory of what it felt like to have a pizza party on the last day of school before summer break. which is another ending in and of itself
#lucinda.txt#when i was 20 my theater teacher died and i thought i was also going to die#when i was 23 my childhood cat died and it was awful#all my grandparents are dead. liam payne from one direction has died.#it's like... okay. and you still have to wake up and go to work!#& i guess the idea is one day you'll get better at losing things#one day you just won't CARE that your childhood is over#i guess. but i doubt it.#1k#2k#5k#10k
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An overworked wishing flower
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in all timelines in all possibilities only you can show me this
#artists on tumblr#Arcane#jayvik#Jayce Talis#Viktor#arcane spoilers#my art#I saw That Shot (you know the one) and my brain broke with how beautiful it was#and then I was like wait those colors... oh my god what if...#aaaand I've always wanted to draw the klimt kiss ref#looks like these two were the ones who got it in the end hah#but phew this tested me in so many ways with figuring things out
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writing advice for characters with a missing eye: dear God does losing an eyes function fuck up your neck. Ever since mine crapped out I've been slowly and unconsciously shifting towards holding my head at an angle to put the good eye closer to the center. and human necks. are not meant to accommodate that sorta thing.
#like it started with me just holding things more towards my right#but the things started shifting more towards center and my head turns instead#like. when im driving especially i have to keep my head turned so i can see on coming traffic#and when im around people ive noticed i position myself so my body is facing them and then turn my head to get them actually#centered in my now very right biased field of view#so anyways draw blorbo bleebus cheated to that 3/4s angle without guilt#at least one one eyed fucker actually does that
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#ik y'all have prolly seen this one but it was mine#girlblogger#girlblogging#girl blogger#girlblog#lana del rey#just girly things#female hysteria#dollette#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#coquette aesthetic#girly stuff#tumblr 2014#girl interrupted#manic pixie dream girl#female manipulator#coquette dollete#hell is a teenage girl#lana del rey aka lizzy grant#lana del ray aesthetic#lana del ray aka lizzy grant#2014 tumblr#girl blog#girl interrupted syndrome#coquette girl#this is what makes us girls#femcel#female rage#girlhood
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#they slayed#elon musk#donald trump#this is such a bad article lol but that's the only one i found in english and i need to post about this thing NOW. so
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most funniest sudden deviation from a youtuberβs typical video lineup iβve seen in recent memory

like bro imagine being SO pissed at the direction a show had taken that you have to momentarily quit spongeposting in order to talk about it for two whole hours. king shit
#pinyatalk#yes. ALL her content is spongebob. except for just that ONE video.#even tho i never watched arcane season 2 (i heard some Things about it that made me turn away from it lol) that essay was still utter PEAK#REALLY good political analysis and critique of themes and characters and such. GOD. plz watch itttt#she may be a spongepilled squarepantsmaxxer but she talks about this shit like sheβs known it for yearsss#i havenβt watched the spongebob analyses yet tho. though if the arcane video was peak then all her spongebob stuff must be peak as wellβ¦#anyways hereβs the videooo (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qAgP6V--qYM)
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one time I used the ben affleck smoking reaction image in the family group chat and my mom replied with the funniest possible response which was: "mommy doesn't know who the guy is???" and that phrase has not left my brain since. I'll see blorbos on my dash that I don't recognize and I'll be like well it seems mommy doesn't know who the guy is.
#the funny thing is she DOES know who ben affleck is#mom you're the one who made me watch good will hunting!!!#ah well. mommy doesn't know who the guy is#I'm gonna start saying that as if it's a popular meme phrase that everyone knows. maybe i can gaslight pple into using it#....you know what. please reblog this actually. it's what mommy deserves
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Re reading the original hunger games is so funny bcus katniss can literally read haymitch's mind like what. I'm dying of thirst but haymitch hasn't sent me water, that must mean that there's some nearby!! And one kiss is one pot of broth!! Like she even acknowledges that it's strange when she's like oh to peeta this would just be a pot of broth. Haymitch will give her one look and katniss knows immediately what he means and she's right every time
Meanwhile peeta is like your dress really suits you and you look nice :) and katniss is like he's trying to kill me
#one thing suzanna collins knows how to do is write from perspective where you can tell the personality of the narrator#the hunger games#katniss everdeen#haymitch abernathy#peeta mellark#everlark#cntp
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He doesn't need a weapon, he's the weapon.
#One will batter someone to death and then ask Usami for a pat in the head#He's special like that#one the... thing?#usami the magical girl#male yandere#yandere boy#yandere oc#yandere#i was just testing brushes with this one lol
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sexymen and trisha dont discriminate between the sinners and the saints ig
#tumblr 2025#tumblr sexyman 2025#tumblr sexymen poll#tumblr sexyman#pope francis#the pope has died#ive seen this film before#queen elizabeth ii#trisha paytas#sans undertale#reigen arataka#sansgen#sansweep#stanley pines#heinz doofenshmirtz#(him being the one against stan in finale now AND being the one who said the thing is another delicious layer)#undertale#mob psycho 100#gravity falls#phineas and ferb#tumblr memes#man i love tumblr#hamilton musical#lin manuel miranda
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it's got solitaire btw. if you even care
#juno.txt#ive also become a big solitaire fiend again in the last couple weeks#unrelated to the ipod thing but imagine how excited i was when one of three games on this thing was solitaire lmao#esp bc the other two kinda suck
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stuck between "psychological horror statement" and "objectively the funniest thing you could say to your real flesh and blood dad" in the father's day card aisle
#π#im not gonna send either of them to my dad because i value my peace and safety but i really was tempted by the second one#'why do you have to send a card to your dad i thought you hated that guy' well the thing is one time i forgot#when i was like. ten. and his reaction was not something i ever want to relive.
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