#or is the archfey Jan?

[greymouse42]

okay but what dnd class is Mal if not a Paladin?

.... Okay okay okay. Like. I see the Oath of the Crown Paladin allegations, I see them. I am not even contesting them.

However, may I propose: Fey Wanderer Ranger

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wildemount: fools gold (c: fools gold)

in the war of ash and light, a ragtag group of survivors chase personal missions in between divine clashes, treasure hunts, and pirate murder mysteries, hoping to let light prevail above the shadow of the kryn

I DM this campaign; the party is level 7

began: march 2020

curse of strahd: strange but useful (c: cos)

chosen employees from evil doers united, inc. take a cruise to barovia, rumored to be the home of the chairman of the board; only when they attempt to leave, they can’t find the ship home

I play Astraea Wyndlocke (she/her), a tiefling circle of stars druid (level 7)

began: march 2021

play-by-post (pbp)

storm king’s thunder: tba (c: skt)

giants have gone on a rampage across the North, and it’s up to three unlikely heroes (if they could be called that) to figure out what’s happening and to save the North from the giants

I play Val (she/they) a tiefling grave cleric (level 8)

began: april 24, 2021

strixhaven: tba (c: strixhaven)

a firbolg jock, tiefling partier, and high elf goodie two-shoes all meet during orientation at strixhaven, and bond together during the most unlikely of circumstances

I play Ravin (he/they), a tiefling draconic sorcerer (level 2)

began: jan 30, 2022

netherdeep: tba (c: netherdeep)

three wood elves walk into xhorhas and are expected to wake up an ancient hero

I play Naoise (he/they/she), a wood elf inquisitive rogue (level 6)

began: mar 15, 2022

baldur’s gate: tba (c: baldur’s gate)

three strangers each share a dark secret - and it’s that which pushes them together to solve a string of murder sprees across the city

I DM this campaign and play Sybil (they/she), a satyr pact of the tome archfey warlock (level 2)

began: may 23, 2022

rime of the frostmaiden: tba (c: frostmaiden)

two mountain folk and a local adrift in ten-towns are hired to investigate a string of murders across icewind dale - but there is more than meets the eye in ten-towns

I DM this campaign and play Stjärna (she/her), a pallid elf twilight cleric (level 2)

began: august 25, 2022

princes of the apocalypse: tba (c: pota)

two foreigners and a local investigate the cause of a missing delegation, and uncover something far more sinister lurking beneath the surface

I DM this campaign and play Matsukura Hitoshi (he/him), a tiefling samurai fighter (level 3)

began: january 8, 2023

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(As best I can remember in Chronological Order)

Lvl 3 Moon Elf Druid [Kypris]

Lvl 10 Human Warlock (Great Old One) [Alec]

Lvl 14 Aarakocra Mystic [Kheti]

Lvl 14 Werelion Paladin/Warlock (Oath of Devotion/Pact of the Celestial) [Jan]

Lvl 18 Scourge Aasimar Paladin/Warlock (Oath of Conquest/Hexblade) [Harper]

Level 15 Changeling Druid/Warlock (Circle of Twilight/Pact of the Raven Queen) [Nirin/Otto/Maram/Anna/Iggi/Kanak]

Lvl 4 Warforged Artificer (Alchemist) [Wally]

Lvl 6 Human Rogue (Thief) [Kyle]

Lvl 5 Teifling Ranger (Horizon Walker) Jaydove

Lvl 3 Human Monk (Way of the Open Hand) [Heron]

Lvl 6 Earth Genasi Sorcerer (Stone Sorcery) [Halvard]

Lvl 9 Air Genasi Sorcerer/Cleric (Storm Sorcery/Tempest Cleric) [Yuji]

Lvl 2 Half-Orc Bard [Hector]

Lvl 4 Human Ranger (Hunter) [Wunjo]

Lvl 16 Kenku Barbarian (Path of the Totem Warrior) [Topple]

Lvl 6 Fire Genasi Sorcerer (Phoenix Sorcery) [Arson]

Lvl 5 Warforged Druid/Monk (Circle of Stars/Way of Mercy) [Azimuth]

Lvl 4 Aarakocra Monk/Cleric (Way of the Sun Soul/Light Domain) [Mtendere]

Lvl 4 Aarakocra Bard/Warlock (College of Glamour/Pact of the Archfey) [Callios]

Lvl 7 Amethyst Dragonborn Fighter/Monk (Arcane Archer/Way of the Ascendent Dragon) [Oleander]

Over all, very caster heavy and only a handful of ,for the most part low level, support characters but Harper, Oleander, Nirin, Kheti and ESPECIALLY Topple can hit like fucking trucks.

Harper has a 20 in Strength, the Sentinel feat, and a Vorpal Blade. Oleander has his Breath Weapon and Flurry of Blows, Nirin has souped up Eldritch Blasts, Kheti throws Fireballs like no ones business.

Topple is in his own absolutely terrifying class, he can go toe-to-toe with a Tarrasque no problem with a 30 in Strength, a 20 AC, 40 movement speed, Flight Speed, Great Weapon Master, over 180 HP, a +19 to hit and 2d6+14 magic bludgeoning damage per attack.

So I don’t think it’s that they’re fucked it’s that anything they run into will be turned to paste

all of your dnd characters are now adventuring together as a single group. what’s that party lookin like and how fucked are they