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I was inspired
#gravity falls#book of bill#ford pines#stanford pines#bill cipher#dipper pines#Mason pines#billford#I guess you could call him my muse heh *inserts that one tiktok smug emoji*#no ford is not referring to twink bill itâs literally just triangle bill#the family reunion is gonna be a lot more awkward now
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...somehow
#forget the wyll debate wth is happening here like. in general#âgith are like platypusesâ â[insert gith lore]â yeah buddy i know. there's at least 300 people who said the same. don't worry#bg3#baldurs gate 3#(insert at least 10 more tags)#me drawings#undescribed
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... I couldn't resist doing more self-insert stuff whoops
Edit : Can't believe I have to add this in but the human in the picture is NOT Stanford Pines from hit cartoon Gravity Falls. Gabby is a self insert, which means he's literally based off of me. READ THE TEXT AND THE TAGS. istg people đ
#MORE BIG BRO & KIDS SHENANIGANS EY?#And I figured out the Smiling Critters kid ! They're a Hoppy Hopscotch called 'Ava' (based on the character's VA)#I'm gonna assume all Critters have different names or else I dunno how they recognize each other with how many they are#I also figured while drawing this that sewing Kissy's arm back is probably not as easy as just sewing it back logically#But yknow what ? Fuck logic lemme have fun with mah drawing cuz them go brrrrr#my art#ppt#poppy playtime#poppy playtime spoilers#kissy missy#doey the doughman#hoppy hopscotch#smiling critters#self insert#big bro & kids shenanigans au
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been reading bamsara's TROD au and man do i love their dynamic
#cotl#cult of the lamb#trod au#the rehabilitation of death#narinder#the lamb#lambert#narilamb#? perhaps#skribbles#the first two are trod lore accurate and the rest are my prayers#if you dont know trod its basically a fic where the crown splits between them after The Battle and narinder is FURIOUS about it#insert 300k+ more words to that
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thinking about how 141 men would take advantage of christmas or just a cold weather in general.
fem! reader, 18+ minors do not interact!!
johnny definitely takes some mistletoe and waits for the perfect opportunity to be like "oi look a' that bonnie, a tradition is a tradition." and he just swoops in on you to literally maul you. slobbers all over you like a dog, pants into your mouth and grabs handfuls of your ass unapologetically. honestly half of his brain shuts down as soon as he has his hands and mouth on you. also doesn't care about timing or privacy, he'd do this in front of a room full of people.
simon is a meanie. he loves coming back inside to your home, catching you unawares while you're singing some christmas songs and baking. it doesn't help that he can only be heard when he wants to so you really stand no chance. he walks up to you and shoves his cold ass hands under your sweater and holds on to you so you can't even move away. he would start by grabbing your hips and quickly moving forward to cup your boobs while you whine about the goosebumps. he definitely ends up grinding onto your ass and whispering into your ear about how he can warm you right up.
kyle lets you talk him into matching ugly sweaters mostly because he is too hot to look bad in anything. he loves seeing you happy so he will do anything. if you are celebrating with your family or friends he is literally the picture perfect boyfriend that gets everyone oohing and aahing. he helps you with the tree decorating when something is out of your reach (but he lets you try to do it yourself just to see the sweater ride up and show of your skin, he is still cheeky) and he always tastes your cooking telling you exactly what it is that you're missing and have been trying to figure out for the past 10 mins. but his mind is playing out scenarios in which he's gonna get to the lacy lingerie he saw you wearing underneath the sweater.
now john is more lowkey about christmas, if he was on his own he wouldn't even bother with a tree. he does end up getting one for you ofc (after mean mugging few part-timers that tried to flirt with you but every time you looked at him he didn't let anything show but the guys there started giving you a wide berth). he will bring you to a work christmas party that he was forced to go by laswell and when he sees people bring their kids and you interacting with them, his mind starts racing with some wild thoughts about how your christmas could look next year. when he corners you in the bathroom and locks the door the only response to your wide-eyed stare is that he is "gettin' into the christmas spirit, love. jus' like you wanted."
#cod mw2#cod x reader#ghost x reader#simon ghost riley x reader#simon riley x you#john mactavish x reader#john soap mactavish#soap x reader#simon ghost riley#kyle garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick x reader#kyle gaz garrick#captain john price x reader#john price x reader#captain john price#bunnie writes#x reader insert#ignore how i've been MIA for a while just to come back with some more cod filth
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Yooo I come back with more doodles! Mommy is also fun to draw!!! No necks were broken btw
And a ref to old post with yarnaby from main acc hhh (and yes that bite did hurt a lot..nothing like a few bandages would not fix)
I'm slowly losing ideas oo hyperfixation is dying sooo maybe I should make a small ask or smth. Ask oc or anything else, I'll try to poorly answer lol
#deich be doing art#poppy playtime#poppy playtime chapter 4#poppy playtime oc#ppt au#doey the doughman#yarnaby#mommy long legs#yarnaby does big cat playfights but forgets his strength sometimes#btw the oc is more like a self-insert sooo yeah#ah just noticed i mirrored that doey art wrong damn#or maybe not.. im way too sleep deprived
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physically here. mentally choreographing a needlessly complicated handshake
#insert that clip thatâs like. they are friends. *bursts into tears*#their dynamic means so much to me#heinous 80s fashion continues#crusaders get more than 1 outfit au#jojos bizzare adventure fanart#jjba#jjba part 3#noriaki kakyoin#jean pierre polnareff#stardust crusaders#jojos bizarre adventure
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"MC was stolen away by the monster because it wanted to breed them"
"MC had was forced onto an arranged marriage with an evil overlord"
"MC was made to-"
Blah blah, give me an MC that leaps at the opportunity to be with the monster/overlord/whatever morally grey character!!
An Orc threatens their village if the MC doesn't join their clan because they want them all to themselves? Hell yes! MC is already packing their belongings and leaping into the tree trunks that are arms.
Overlord/lady apologises to MC that they were saddled with this horrible marriage? What do you MEAN? You're the best damn spouse they could ask for! Moonlit walks through a Gothic castle and blooming gardens? A library? Minions?! Who on earth would pass this up?
A monster offers trinkets to MC as courting gifts, hoping they won't be terrified by their grotesque figure. MC is making little gifts back and keeps the window open to their bedroom on cold nights so the monster comes in for warm cuddles.
Give me an MC that is ecstatic to be chosen by the thing everyone is terrified of! I want a love story without the "but they're evil/a monster" bullshit!
#dont get me wrong#i love the arranged marriage/forced companionship trope (to a degree)#but i want one where the MC is ALL for it#if anyone has any good recommendations for books/shows/fics#please give me!#i want more romance but less of the questioning everything sides#writing#romance writing#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#reader insert#lemon#monster girlfriend#monster#monster x reader#monster wife#overlord#overlady
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Cheat on me please
How to safely rid yourself of a yandere
There's no easy way to get rid of him. He's too obsessive. Too controlling. Too bloody single minded.
You tried talking through it and he just scoffed and said you were being silly. That you were just too hormonal and would calm down in a few days.
You tried going no contact and he showed up at your door. Hammered at it until the neighbours called the cops and they dragged him away.
You tried being nice about it and all he did was grab your wrist so hard it bruised. His eyes like chips of stone when he said he didn't want to hear it.
You weren't breaking up with him. You had no reason to.
And the worst part? He was right. You don't have a reason.
On paper, he's the perfect man. Attentive. Generous. Handsome. He buys you gifts, he lavishes you with attention, he's funny and charming around your friends.
And he scares you.
Not because of anything he's done. (Perfect guy, remember?) But some instinct deep inside you tells you to be careful around him.
This one's a predator, he's got claws and fangs, he'll fill you with venom and never let go, some ancient part of you insists.
But try explaining that to him. He's so mindlessly logical. He's not going to leave you because of a silly gut feeling. Come on baby, what sort of shitty boyfriend would do that?
And that's why you're down to half thought out, borderline silly plans to get rid of him. Get your hot friend to sleep with him. Catch them in the act. Throw a tantrum and finally get to break up with him.
You can't try and excuse cheating. It's abhorrent. And his logical side will surely see that, right?
One little hitch though. He's actually loyal to a fault.
Part of you finds it hard to believe. Is he really turning down your absolute bombshell of a friend? The girl all your exes were just a bit in love with?
Maybe he's just being cautious. Maybe he isn't lonely and needy enough to risk it.
So you up the stakes. Decide to avoid fucking him as much as possible. And oh boy, does it drive him crazy. He gets irritable and needy and somehow even more horny the longer your dry spell lasts.
And you know that you almost have him. He's just a man, no matter how logical he pretends to be.
You pick a fight over nothing. Blow it all out of proportion and storm out to stay with your parents for a while.
Piss him off just enough that a revenge fuck seems like a great idea.
He ends up drinking at a shitty dive bar and oh what a coincidence, your gorgeous seductress friend just happens to turn up. The last text she sends you makes it seem like she's finally hooked him and you hurry over to her apartment, feeling just a little giddy. Your plan actually worked! You feel like a goddamn genius.
And sure enough, his car is parked at her front door.
For a second, you feel a little hurt. Yes, this is the outcome you wanted. Yes, you deliberately manipulated him to get to this point. But it still feels like betrayal.
When you make it to her door, it's oddly silent for a supposed drunken hookup. But you're too geared up to notice it.
She left her door unlocked like you agreed and you tiptoe inside, your heart going a mile a minute. Her bedroom door is cracked just a little and a shaft of light cuts through the dark of the hallway.
You swing the door open with a crash, getting to ready to cuss him out.
And you freeze.
There's no guilty couple leaping away from each other, no smell of sweat and cum, no illicit rendezvous.
Instead your friend is tied to a chair, her mouth taped shut with silvery duct tape and her mascara running in black streaks down her cheeks. Her eyes lock onto yours and she tries to scream something through the tape.
The door clicks shut behind you.
You turn slowly. Like putting it off will make the situation less horrible, less like a dissociative dream.
Your boyfriend looks ragged. His eyes are blood shot and his hair is an unruly mess.
But the worst part is the way he smiles at you. Paternal, almost. Like he's caught you doing something naughty but he's willing to overlook it.
"Come on baby, you didn't think I'd actually cheat on you, did ya?"
His voice is condescending, but under the surface you can hear a cold, terrifying anger.
You swallow. Those same instincts that warned you about him are screaming now.
"What the hell is going on?" You demand, trying to sound angry instead of just afraid.
He steps toward you and it takes everything in you to not step away. He picks up a piece of your hair and rubs it between his fingers. Proprietary, possessive.
"What's going on? You should know babe. You're the one who tried to set me up... As though that skank over there ever stood a chance."
He tsks. "I knew something was wrong the second you stopped sleeping with me."
He leans forward and whispers in your ear, his breath ghosting across your neck.
"I fuck you too good for you to give it up so easy."
You jerk away from him, your eyes burning like you're about to cry. How did this go so wrong?
"Are you insane? Untie her right now! What the fuck is wrong with you?!"
He backhands you right across the face.
He's never hit you before and the shock is almost worse than the pain. You stumble, clutching your cheek. Your face feels numb at first and then a sharp, fiery pain blooms across your cheek.
He grabs your collar and shoves you toward the bed.
"Oh baby, you're lucky I love you." His bared teeth catch the light and he looks more wolf than man.
The edge of the mattress digs into your thighs and you fall backward. You're still reeling and he has you pinned under him before you can find the strength to scramble away.
"Thought about killing her, y'know. What kind of whore goes after her best friend's man? You deserve better than that."
His grip is unyielding. A part of you always knew he was strong, but until now you didn't realise how big the gap between you actually was. His knee is between your legs and he brings it up to press against your crotch.
"But then a light bulb must have went off. And I decided to see how things played out."
He laughs and there's nothing warm or welcoming in it at all.
"All I had to do was squeeze her throat a little and..." He grabs your throat and thightens his grip until you see stars. "And she was just fallin' all over herself to tell me about your little plan."
He let's go and pats your cheek with rough little smacks. "It was cute, baby. Really was. But fucking stupid."
He leans down and kisses you. His lips are rough and he bites your bottom lip hard enough to draw blood. The metallic tang of it makes you gag.
Your instincts were right. He's dangerous and you never should have tempted this monstrous part of him.
He tastes like cheap whiskey and you struggle to pull away. Your chest heaves and no matter how you buck and twist under him, he still keeps you pinned.
When he pulls away, something in your expression must please him because he hums and tilts your chin up. "But it's okay baby. We'll work through this."
He reaches down and tugs at your belt. "And I know exactly where to start."
#Isn't he fun?#Nothing says husband material more than holding your partner's friends hostage#yandere x reader#yandere imagines#yandere#yandere drabbles#yandere scenarios#reader insert#x reader#yandere oc#Cheating Yandere#Cheater Yandere#Gender Neutral Reader
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The context is Megatron got stuck in the entrance and they were trapped
THIS IS DURING DESCENT!!
#no i donât know where they are i havenât#mechpreg#my art#drift#comic#dratchet#ratchet#the plot#megatron#me inserting megatron into Every Situation#living free and dying#one more script
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Dorian Pavus, present age
Over a period of 10 years I imagine Dorian to have collected quite the library.
#My procreate adventure continues and I finally figured out how to insert a transparent background layer!!! Win#a little love for Dorian#my inquisitors bestie#kinda bummed I never managed to romance him#anyways here I present you Dorian of house Pavus aged like a fine wine#my hope for da dreadwolf is more rugged gay men thankyou#with dangly earrings#dorian pavus#dragon age#dragon age inquisition#my fanart#dai#dorian dragon age#da: dreadwolf#illustrative art#dorian x inquisitor#dragon age dreadwolf#tevinter nights#my art#daze chroma
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Based on what the subtle dialog in his backstory implies about what the slave masters used him for...I can't bring myself to imagine Aventurine as being totally normal about intimacy...đŠ
#another one where you can feel free to insert whatever character you ship him with#this is more musing about his personality#I like angst#hsr#hsr fanart#hsr aventurine#hsr stelle#honkai star rail#star rail#star rail art#don't surprise him...#spoilers#just in case#avenstelle
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I think this is how the conversation in the dev room went.
#honkai star rail#phaidei#myphai#mydei#phainon#absolutely no shade at all#to the mydei/castorice fans#all ships are valid!!#I just find it absolutely hilarious#HILARIOUS#that âunkillable guyâ#and âgirl who kills everythingâ#was RIGHT THERE#and Hoyo STILL said#âOur self-insert fan favorite savior archetype is going to be DOWN BAD for his fellow jockâ#âBut guys shouldn't we at least give Mydei and Castorice a little screentim--â#â--then Phainon will look back with anguish in his eyes as he's forced to leave his dearest companion to suffer alone!!â#âIs commenting on Mydei's body six times enough? ...Nah let's go for one more."#hoyo devs know what they're doing#but I'm still surprised they picked Mydei and not Anaxa for their Kevin clone tbh#then again I guess we just haven't seen Anaxa yet lol...
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we were fucking ROBBED
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 spoilers#twisted wonderland episode 7 part 8 spoilers#twisted wonderland book 7 part 8 spoilers#the only ssr i'll whale for#oh my god i loved this update. holy shit#got some ~compositions~ in mind so i'll get to the more serious stuff later#in the meantime those first couple of chapters genuinely made me question if i was perhaps trapped in my own absurd dream or not#the whole-ass video just DROPPED in there idia how long were you WORKING on that#don't forget to like and subscribe! :)#i demand that all cutscenes be animated in that style forevermore#i also demand that all clothing changes henceforth be done via magical girl transformation phrase#not just in the dreamworld. all of them.#DREAM~~~~~FORM~~~~~CHAAAA~~~~NGE#also savanarook was so unexpectedly precious! i want to protect him.#augh there's SO MUCH and i am SO PLEASED with all of it#anyway i guess we're going to be going through everyone's dreams after all!#and it's going to be a THING!!!!!!!! CLOSURE AND SELF-ACCEPTANCE FOR EVERYONE#(insert 'it's all coming together' meme)#man i hope 'please watch this video' remains a running gag it's AMAZING#also i cannot believe#i cannot BELIEVE#that the plan is actually literally#defeat malleus by inviting everyone else to the party except him#HIS ULTIMATE WEAKNESS#malleus doesn't get to be in smash bros
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Double Date - Double Down
NSFW | MDNI
Simon âGhostâ Riley x Fem!plus size!reader
Word count: 4.9k
Summary: When you get a call in the middle of the afternoon from your friend begging you to fill an empty spot on a double date your initial instinct is a hard no. After all, no one wants to go on a blind double date and be surprised by the fat friend. It doesnât help that this Simon guy is stupid fucking hot and obviously doesnât like you - if his lack of talking is anything to go by.
A/N: Just a fun little oneshot I used as a warmup between working on chapters of future multi chapter projects.
âI said *no*.â You snap, angrily folding the washcloth in your hands.
Your friend splutters from the other side of the phone, the desperation in her voice only growing now that sheâs on her fourth ask. â*Pleeeaase*! Steph backed out last minute and no one else is free-â
âHow do you know Iâm free?â
âYou just said you were!â
You huff. Sheâs got you there. When she first called, you admitted you didnât have anything going on but that was *before* she told you the plan for the night. Before she mentioned that her very, very conventionally hot military boyfriend wanted to do a little double date with his friend and one of hers. Plus, you take a least a little offense to being second choice. Really, last choice, it seems.
âCass, you canât just set up a blind date and take your fat friend. Thatâs not-â
âYouâre not fat, love. Youâre beautiful.â Her words drip with turned honey. You make a gagging face to yourself in the mirror. âYou just need more confidence!â
You sigh loudly, pinching the bridge of your nose. You could try, for the millionth time, to explain to her the nuanced ins and outs of dating as a fat woman. The rules and stats that could rival even the most complex rpg⌠or you could be petty. It takes less time to be petty. âIf I go, youâre paying for my drinks.â
âJohnnyâs friend will probably-â
âYeah, and when he leaves youâre paying for my tab.â
âHe wonât-â
âWe got a deal?â
She clicks her tongue. â*Fiiiine*.â
At least you can get wasted for free either way. A small consolation. She texts you the time and location, barely leaving you with enough time to shower and turn yourself into something presentable. Not that you really care. Itâs going to be shit either way, most likely. Staring yourself down in the mirror, you suppose you could at least try to look somewhat attractive. If youâre about to get rejected (or possibly shouted at, youâll never forget *that* horrendous interaction) you might as well feel your best.
The pub is small as you push through the front door. Casual. A couple pool tables, some darts, a large bar and few booths with stools on the outer side. You scan the room, searching for Cassâs familiar face.
âOver here!â Cass waves with a wide arc at you, a grin plastered from ear to ear. At least sheâs having fun.
You take a long breath, bracing yourself for whatever is about to happen. Cass introduces you to her boyfriend - who is somehow even hotter in person. You can see why sheâs so smitten with him. Johnny looks you up and down as he shakes your hand. He doesnât comment, or make a face, or really react in any particular way, but you can feel a shift. Something in his eyesâŚ
Maybe itâs just your imagination. Youâve always been a little over sensitive.
âSi will be back in a sec. Stepped over tae get a drink.â He flashes a grin.
You hum, quietly folding your hand as Cass pushes a cocktail for you that she preemptively ordered. Criticize her as much as you like, she knows her mixes.
âThere he is.â Johnny grins, turning slightly.
You follow his gaze, heart sinking as your eyes settle on the man approaching your table. Heâs massive. Tall and wide. Total brick shithouse. His face is mostly covered by a black surgical mask. A few years ago you might have questioned it but at this point you couldnât care less, especially when his dark eyes meet yours, small flecks of gold honey catching the low bar lights. Barely styled tufts of blonde hair stick up from his head. They look like they might curl if he let it grow a little longer.
All in all, wayyyy out of your league.
He settles into his seat with all the confidence of any military man - back ramrod straight. He extends a large hand. âSimon Riley.â
You murmur your name, somewhat enthralled by the half lidded, almost bored look in his eyes. Now that heâs closer you notice a large scar splitting his left eyebrow and light, newly forming crows feet in the corners of his eyes.
âS-so youâre military, too?â You stutter, eyes trained on his the massive hand holding his glass. Itâs nicely vascular, his nails are well groomed but it also looks like he could snap you in half with it.
Not that thatâs entirely a bad thing - whatever that may or may not say about you.
He nods. âIâm a Lieutenant.â
âOh! Officer position. So youâre smart, then?â You try to be charming, to give him a sweet smile and keep your body language open.
âEnough.â He deadpans. It takes a few beats for you to realize heâs not going to say anything else.
âUhâŚâ You squirm awkwardly under his gaze. Itâs intense - his dark eyes nearly black in the low light of the bar. âI do hair.â
Conversation is slow, to say the least. The longest answer he gives you is maybe five words. He only flips up the mask long enough to take a sip of his drink every so often. You start to talk less, opting toward a group conversation in which Johnny takes the lead, which he is obviously very good at. He regales you and Cass with a few stories of his and Simonâs adventures. Some funny, some brave, some worrying. Heâs setting the man up to be a god, nearly, but Simon himself just shakes his head and insists Johnny is exaggerating.
You wonder what he sees in Simon. Alternatively, you wonder what *youâre* supposed to see in Simon. Besides his good looks, of course. Heâs⌠bland. Obviously bored if his constant glances toward the exits and rhythmic, occasional tapping on the corner of the table are anything to go by.
âWant tae go dance, lovie?â You overhear Johnny as he leans in toward Cass.
She glances at you, then Simon, then back to you before nodding enthusiastically. âWeâll give you two some time *alone*.â
In any other situation, youâd probably beg her to stay in desperation for a conversation buffer. Here and now, though, youâre grateful. You can finally let this poor guy off the hook. You wait until theyâre gone; fully out of earshot before turning to the man in front of you.
âIâŚuh⌠lookâŚâ You chew your lip, glancing between him and your folded hands on the table. âSorry⌠I know Iâm probably not what, uh, what you expected⌠I get it if you want to leave. Itâs - you donât have to stay, or whatever. Donât have to be politeâŚâ
He cocks an eyebrow, eyes boring through your skull. âWhy would I want to leave?â
âI know what I look like. You donât have to be nice.â
His raised brow turns into a slight frown. âI think youâre quite pretty.â
You scoff - blushing despite yourself. âAgain, you donât have to be nice.â
âDo I seem like the type to just be nice?â
You continue to gnaw at your lip. Heâs got you there. Simon definietly doesnât come off as the type to bow to polite society. âYouâve barely talked to me.â
He stares for a moment. Itâs his turn to avert his eyes, swirling around the whiskey in his glass awkwardly. Almost bashfully. âItâs not you. Iâm⌠not great in public⌠especially in crowdsâŚâ
Oh.
*Oh*.
Youâve completely misjudged him, havenât you? Shit. Heâs just a big awkward lug isnât he?You sigh, rubbing your temple. âOh God, *Iâm* the asshole, arenât I?â
He chuckles, âI wouldnât go that far.â
âIâm sorry itâs justâŚâ you scrub a hand over your face. âMost men donât really want to be surprised with a fat girl on a blind date. Guess I assumed the worst.â
Simon hums. A low vibration that settles into your bones. He gets up, sliding into the booth side of the table beside you - his massive frame pushing into your space. He smells like spices. Cinnamon and pepper. A little hint of leather and tobacco underneath. Itâs heady, and some primal part of your mind wishes you could roll around in it like a dog.
âSome men might like a waifish little thing, thatâs their business, but personallyâŚâ He leans in, a large hand resting on your wide thigh. âYeah. I like somethinâ I can get a proper handful of.â
â*Oh*.â You squeak, back stiff. Was that what you saw in Johnnyâs face before? Approval?
ââEreâs a thought - we go back to mine. Sâquiet. Can talk more freely. See where the night goes, hm?â
You smile hesitantly, finally looking up to meet his gaze. Itâs honest. Kind. Dark pools of sincerity. Itâs against your better judgement. Impractical. Out of character. Even so, you allow yourself to surrender with a warmth in your cheeks and a small nod.
âIâll get an Uber.â He pulls out his phone, tapping away. âFive minutes out.â
âWant to wait outside?â You offer, nodding toward the front entrance. Simon just nods, following you out close behind. Neither of you say much of anything while you wait, but you watch him out of the corner of your eye. He taps on his leg a few times in much the same way as he did on the table.
He dutifully opens the car door for you, letting you slide in before climbing in beside you, long legs slightly cramped in the small sedan.
âYou donât live on base?â You ask as the Uber drives away from the infamous military housing. Youâd been there once or twice - a while ago when you were younger and messier.
âSâtoo loud.â He shrugs. âToo crowded.â
âWell, at least youâre consistent.â You smile.
Simon hums, resting his hand on your thigh once again. Itâs casual, not too high up or too much pressure. Not presumptuous.
âHowâd Johnny get you out there in the first place? If youâre so *averse*.â You tilt your head.
He shrugs, âWas supposed to be another Sergeant we work with but I guess he cancelled. No one else was free.â
âAh, so weâre both last choices, then.â
âYeah?â
âMade Cass promise me free drinks if I came.â
âSmart girl.â He chuckles, holding out a hand to help you up out of the car upon your arrival. His hand is warm when you take it, and a small part of you feels disappointed when he lets go.
The building is small. Old. All red brick with a thirty year old intercom and an elevator that youâre pretty sure hasnât been inspected since the place was built. About halfway down the hall, you start to second guess yourself. You donât know a thing about this guy - you donât know whatâs going to happen as soon as you get on the other side of his door. His weird, bright red door. Wait - why is this whole floor covered in red doors?
âAlright?â He grunts, back turned to you as he wrestles with the lock.
âUh - why is your floor color themed?â
Simon laughs, wide shoulders shaking with the movement. Itâs a low sound, something that vibrates in his chest. Makes you want to press your ear to it, see how it feels. If it will reverberate into your bones as well. âThe old lady that owns the building is a bit⌠unique. Likes to talk about colors and karma and destiny stuff.â
âAh.â You nod, as if that makes any sense at all. âSo youâre red?â
âApparently.â
His apartment is actually quite homey, as you step into it. From a stiff military man like him you expected something akin to an ikea floor model. Instead itâs furnished with a well worn, green couch. A large TV with an extremely up-to date surround sound system and an entertainment center filled to the brim with CDs sits against the wall. A few movie posters fill the walls. All horror classics - you count three of the scream movies. The first two final destination. There are condensation rings on the coffee table.
Behind you, you hear the door lock and unlock three times, but you donât pay it much mind.
âWant a drink?â Simon asks, already popping open a decanter full of something gold on a small drink cart beside the kitchen island.
âSure.â The agreement is automatic - blurted out before you can second guess taking a drink from a total stranger.
You watch a little too closely as he takes off his light jacket, exposing his strong arms and a half sleeve tattoo. Itâs a bit tacky, all skulls and military symbols. The black ink has been sun worn over time. The motif of a young getting his first tattoo after enlisting. He settles down on the couch with the decanter and two glasses, patting the spot beside him. You plop down. Itâs pretty comfortable, honestly.
His fingers loop into the maskâs straps. You find yourself watching with wide eyes and bated breath as he removes it. His nose is crooked - broken more than a couple times, you think. Thereâs a scar running from his nose to upper lip that could only come from a cleft palette. Itâs charming, in a way. When he turns toward you, you notice a patch on the side of his face that looks like a rather large burn all the way down to his sharp jaw. The roughness of him works, somehow. The scars and tattoos and choppy hair all coming together to create the visage of a life hard lived.
âYouâre really prettyâŚâ the words slip from your tongue before you can stop them.
Simon splutters out a laugh, the slightest hint of color appearing across his cheeks. âDidnât take you for a flatterer.â
âIâm not.â You huff before nodding toward the posters. âHorror fan?â
He hums, passing you a glass. âAre you a fan? Of horror, I mean.â
âFound footage!â You grin a little too excited. âItâs the best genre.â
âTerrible taste.â He scoffs.
âWrong! Found footage can be anything you want it to be - slasher, thriller, mystery, mocumentary. Anything.â
âWhich makes them messy.â He argues. âAnyone can make one.â
âYeah! Theres so many hidden gems out there.â
âWhatever you say.â
âOh, Iâll put you on them. We just need to get you a good one.â
âAskinâ me on a second date already, love?â
âOh, fuck off.â You shove at his shoulder. He was right, it is so much easier to talk freely out of the bar. Away from everyone and everything. His posture is far more relaxed, laid back into the couch with his hips canted forward rather than stiff as a board.
âWe could watch one now?â He offers. If you were more sober, you might have heard the twinge of pleading in his voice. As it stands youâve already drained the glass he gave you and are perfectly buzzed enough to be ignorant to the subtler parts of communication.
How convenient.
âOkay.â You whisper.
After a bit of debating back and forth you settle on Hell House. After all, itâs been your tried and true method for getting anyone and everyone into the genre. You donât notice it, at first, but you slowly begin to scoot closer to him as you fold your knees up on the couch. Eventually, tucking yourself under his arm sling across the back cushions. Between him and the drinks - which youâre pretty sure is a rather fancy bourbon - you feel what could only be described as snuggly. Limbs loose and pliant, smile easy and words flowing as you cheer and jeer at the characters together.
At some point, Simonâs dark eyes meet between yours. You lean in, so does he. Inch by inch until your lips meet. Itâs tentative, at first. Testing the waters. His lips are soft and move expertly against yours. You part for him has his tongue darts across your lower lip.
Itâs easier than it usually is for you. Easy to let him pull you over his lap. To rest your hands on his broad shoulders as you take each other in. Normally, youâre not a person for one night stands. A commitment kind of gal. You canât exactly say no, though, when you have a beautiful manâs hands traveling over your body like itâs the only thing in the world worth paying attention to right now.
He breaks the kiss just long enough to grunt, âBedroom?â
â*Yes*.â You gasp between kisses.
Suddenly those large hands grasp under your ass as youâre hauled up. You grapple to hold onto the back of his neck, keeping your weight forward.
âSimon!â
âYes, love?â He asks as if he didnât just life you like a sack of potatoes.
âA-aren't I heavy?â You question as he makes his way through the apartment, peppering kisses over your neck and jaw.
âNo.â He replies bluntly. Like what you asked was stupid.
Youâre placed on a bed with all the gentleness of a rare china plate- one hand cradling your upper back and the other tucked under your thighs. There isnât any time to take in the room before Simon is kissing you again but you do count approximately five pillows and zero navy sheets.
That shouldnât be as hot as it is.
Simon leans in close, nose ever so slightly bumping yours. âBefore we keep going, I want to establish a rule. Red light means stop. At any time, for any reason.â
You canât help but smile. âOkay.â
âSay it back, doll.â
âRed light means stop.â You reach up and cup his face. So handsome. So warm.
âGood girl.â He murmurs. âLetâs get these off, hm?â Simon pulls your clothes off deftly - dragging those rough palms over your skin as he moves and kneading at the plushness of your hips appreciatively.
You reach up to tug at his shirt. âSânot fair if Iâm the only one naked.â
Simon chuckles and hastily sits back to yank the shirt over his head, giving a lovely show in the process. You think this what people mean when they talk about an Adonis. Thereâs a comfortable soft layer of his strong abdomen. Something you want to sink your teeth into. Your fingers trace each dip and curve of his muscles, the lovely shape of his pectorals, the raised scars littering his body. Floral shapes from bullets along with slashes and smaller jabs. A particularly nasty one runs down his side, coving his ribs. A burn, you think.
âYouâre beautiful.â You murmur. Definitely out of your fucking league. You move to sit up, reaching for his waistband.
His hand pushes your shoulder back on the bed. âLet me take care of you tonight, bird.â
Your face warms. Simon kisses your cheek, continuing down to your chest and taking one of your nipples in his mouth. Gently sucking and nipping at it while flicking the other with his hand. A shameful whimper escapes your throat.
Simon leans up to murmur in your ear, âWhat do you want, sweet girl?â
âWant you to fuck meâŚâ You murmur, embarrassment making you want to close your legs. His solid hips block you.
âOh, I will, but first I want those beautiful thighs wrapped around my head.â Simon continues to place kisses down your body, over your stomach, stopping right at your panty line and tracing along it with rough fingers. His arms circle your thighs and in one swift motion your hips teeter on the edge of the bed, Simon kneeling between them. His fingers hook in the waistband of your underwear.
âW-waitâŚâ You sit up on your elbows.
He freezes, looking up at you.
âI, uh, I havenât exactly *landscaped* in a while⌠wasnât really planning-â
Simon huffs out a laugh. âIâm a grown man, love. You think a little bush is gonna scare me off?â
All thoughts related to anything within the proximity of embarrassment come to an instant halt as Simonâs lips wrap around your clit- sucking and nipping and lapping like a man starved. Like heâd die without it. A low groan rumbles through his throat.
âF-fuck!â You gasp, whimpers and moans interrupting any chance you may have at putting words together.
âTaste so fucking good, princess.â He mumbles against you. A shaky moan rattles through you as he pushes a thick finger in, working it gently. His other than grips your hip tightly, pinning you in place. The pet-name sends a shiver down your spine - leaving you rolling your hips and clenching on the finger inside you.
âFuck, SiâŚâ You gasp, tangling your fingers in his hair.
âI can tell your close, baby.â Simon groans. âCum for me. Come on, be a good girl and cum all over my fucking tongue.â
The bastard knows the power he has in that voice. He *has* to. That baritone gravel sinks in your veins and all you can do is whimper. Panting pathetically the closer you get. His fingers curl up and your back arches harshly as your climax washes over you. Your legs tremble as he works you through it; stopping just shy of pushing you too far.
âHey!â You gasp indignantly as a jolt shoots up your spine as he settles a final, harsh suck on your clit.
Simon taps your hip, climbing back over you as you scoot up on the bed. He carelessly kicks off his pants as he goes, toeing them off before settling between your legs. Those dark eyes rake over you leisurely - taking in every inch. Every curve and dip and flaw categorically. He sucks in a breath and sighs. âBloody âell, look at you⌠so fuckinâ pretty.â
Your face heats and you look away. âWhoâs the flatterer now?â
âNot me. Just beinâ honest.â He places a quick kiss to your soft jawline before reaching over to dig through his nightstand drawer. You donât miss the gold foil of the condom wrapper.
You canât stop yourself from licking your lips as he pulls off his boxer briefs. Simon is uncut, already ruddy and leaking and just begging for your mouth. Maybe next time, though. Heâs already slipped on the condom, carefully hooking one of your legs over his shoulder and the other around his hip. The man has a laser-focus to him, youâll give him that.
âStill want tâ keep goinâ?â He mumbles, eyes locked on his cock as is drags between your folds.
â*Please*.â You whine pathetically. Simonâs chuckle turns into a gasp as he presses in. Itâs achingly slow and you roll your hips in demand for more.
Simon lets out a low groan as his hips meet yours. The stretch is perfect - just enough to feel completely full without pushing you too far. As though your bodies were made to slot together just so. Your head falls back, chest heaving as you beg him to move, to fuck you, just *please* for the love of god-
âNeedy little thing.â He gives you a sloppy smile before setting a brutal pace. You find yourself clawing at his back, clinging to him as your back arches and the most obscene sounds are systematically torn from your throat. The angle he has your hips placed causes his cock to bully that sensitive spot inside you - dragging over it with every thrust.
Simon leans toward, bracing himself on his forearms and pinning you under him as he fucks into you. âSo fuckinâ good fâme. Knew you would be. So soft and sweet and goddamn *pretty*.â
â*Fuck, Simon*.â You gasp, nose bumping against his as your lips intertwine. Breaths and moans intermingle as you both chase that edge. Thereâs nothing else, in this moment, just you and Simon and the sounds only he has ever managed to pull from you.
Your orgasm hits you like a train. Out of nowhere and all at once, tensing every muscle into a trembling mess as you clamp down around his cock. Simon sinks his teeth into your neck as his own climax takes him, cradling you close and moaning out your name so muddled you almost miss it.
For a few moments, you stay frozen in place trying to catch your breath as you come down. Your limbs feel like jelly when you finally try to move, body limp and pliable. It almost feels like a loss as he pushes off of you, leaving you open and vulnerable to the cool night air while he ties off the condom.
âBe right back.â He murmurs, slowly climbing off you and heading for an attached bathroom off to the left.
You let your eyes slipped closed only to jump and shoot back open as a dap rag drags between your thighs. A little yelp escapes you as the rough material drags across your oversensitive clit. Simon chuckles at you, tossing the rag back somewhere in the bathroom before crawling into the bed beside you. Itâs so easy to curl into his chest and let those strong arms encircle you.
âHave fun, love?â Simon murmurs into your hair.
You just hum happily, smiling against his hard chest.
âGood.â
Itâs just as easy as the rest of it to fall asleep like that. To seek out the warmth of his body in your satiated haze and press into him, allowing the night and rhythmic beating of his heart to overtake you. You feel four small taps between your shoulder blades just before tipping over the edge into comfortable nothing.
You wake slowly to an empty bed. The light from the window above you streams in - bathing the room in a light golden tone. Itâs cozy. The blankets seem to pull you in, keeping you snugly in place. Distantly, you hear the sound of pots and pans clinking.
Shockingly, youâre not hungover. Well, not much at least. Thereâs a slight twinge in your head and a not unpleasant soreness in your hips. You dig around, finding your clothes strewn across the room haphazardly. Your underwear are nowhere to be found and you eventually give up with a shrug. They werenât one of your best pairs anyway.
When you come out of the bedroom, you pause. Simon stands in the kitchen, working on something over the stove wearing only a pair of sweatpants. They hang loosely around his hips, showing off the rises and dips of his strong muscles and well defined waist. This scene somehow feels too intimate despite your activities the night before.
âPerfect timing.â Simon turns, placing a plate down on the kitchen island. The omelette before you looks immaculate, all the way down to a light garnish on top.
Your eyes turn to saucers. âYouâŚyou made me breakfast?â
âCourse.â He nods sharply as if itâs the most obvious thing in the world. As if *not* doing so would be some sort of affront. Either youâre still asleep and this is all a dream or you stumbled upon the perfect man through pure happenstance.
He turns the stove off and on and off twice before standing at the counter across from you while you sit on one of the stools at the island. Itâs a comfortable silence as you both eat. Simon keeps glancing up at you as if waiting for your disapproval. Boyish, somehow, despite the size and breadth of him.
Itâs perfect. The eggs practically melt in your mouth and the goat cheese and vegetables taste fresh. You canât help but him happily as you eat.
By the time youâre done, you think you might be a little in love.
Maybe you should text Cass and thank her or something. Maybe a gift basket. âOh. My phoneâs dead.â
âDidnât charge it before yâleft last night?â Simon cocks an eyebrow, chewing on his last bite.
You snort. âIt was last minute, remember?â
âWhat if Iâd been some sort of psycho? What was your plan?â He grins as he takes your empty plate. If you were a more impulsive woman you may have gone so far as to lick the damn thing.
âAre you a psycho?â
âNot generally, no.â
âWell then, nothing to worry about.â You grin, watching a little too happily as he rinses down the dishes and loads the dishwasher.
Simon just scoffs at you.
You glance at the time above the stove, disappointment settling deep in your chest. âShit. I should get going.â
âIâll get you a cab.â Simon offers automatically, reaching for his phone.
You shift side to side, twiddling your thumbs. âYâknow⌠we never finished the movieâŚâ
Simon cocks and eyebrow. From the pleased smirk on his face you can tell he knows what youâre implying. He still patiently waits for you to say it out loud.
âWould, uh, would you want to exchange numbers? Maybe⌠meet up⌠againâŚ?â Your voice is more timid than youâd like. This fear of rejection is new. Being rejected is nothing new for you, so why does it suddenly feel so high stakes with this one guy you barely know?
You donât miss the way his eyes light up ever so slightly at the question. âIâd love to.â
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something about simon seeing you trying to change your tire on the side of the road in a hot summer day with sweat pouring down your face and down your chest. definitely ends up watching for a little bit longer when he stops close behind but you don't even register it while working.
he's staring so long his pants end up getting tighter and if he had some shame he wouldn't get out of the car with his dark cargo pants tented but alas there is no shame left in him and he ends up getting out of his car to give you a hand.
and maybe you end up repaying him for his kindness in the back of his car, who's to say.
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