#or wait is thatbad??

[caramelmochacrow]

im. taking naps???? i am. healthy?????

[littlelamy]

Perhaps a reverse status thing. Pouge Rafe and Kook Reader request. The plot itself came from some short film Drew did in college. Maybe Reader gets set up a blind date at the country club, where Rafe works as a bartender. Rafe is very flirty when she sits down etc, but gets disappointed when hearing why she is there. In walks her blind date and it’s a girl (Reader is straight – and her cousin thought she was a lesbian since she’s never been on a date with a guy)

a/n: thank you for requesting, hope you like it! ⭐️

you had never been to the country club before.

well, that wasn’t entirely true. your parents had dragged you to a few formal events, but it had always felt stiff, uncomfortable, like everyone was watching your every move. judging you. it was nothing like the easy, carefree vibe you were used to.

but this wasn’t about you. this was about your cousin, who was convinced you were a lesbian.

you still didn’t understand how she’d come to that conclusion. maybe it was because you’d never gone on a date with a guy before, or maybe it was because you didn’t constantly talk about guys like some of the other girls at school. either way, she thought she knew what was best for you.

and, in her mind, setting you up with a blind date was the only answer.

“she’s perfect for you!” your cousin had insisted, holding up her phone with a wide grin. “you’ll love her, I swear.”

you raised an eyebrow. “but… it’s a girl?”

your cousin waved you off. “yeah, don’t worry, you’ll see—when you meet her, you’ll know what I’m talking about.”

you sighed.

despite your doubts, you agreed. but when you walked into the country club tonight, you still couldn’t shake the sense of discomfort. the club was upscale, fancy—nothing like the laid-back world you were used to. the stuffy atmosphere hit you as soon as you walked through the door, and you were immediately regretting agreeing to this setup.

you passed a few people standing around in their expensive outfits, pretending to enjoy the social atmosphere. your eyes scanned the crowd, looking for your blind date, though you weren’t even sure what to look for.

before you could find a place to stand, you heard a voice behind you.

“can I get you a drink?”

you turned around to see the bartender—a guy with a white shirt, sleeves rolled up, his hair slightly tousled in that messy but purposefully styled way. his smirk was as easy and casual as his demeanor, and something about the way he looked at you made your heart beat just a little faster.

“um, I’m just waiting for someone,” you answered, a little too quickly.

he raised an eyebrow. “blind date?”

you blinked in surprise. “how’d you know?”

he chuckled, a low, warm sound. “you have that look. but if you change your mind, I’m rafe.” he leaned against the bar, arms crossed, studying you with a smirk still playing on his lips.

you couldn’t help but smile back, though you immediately reminded yourself to keep your cool. he was probably just a flirt—guys like him didn’t pay attention to someone like you, right?

“y/n,” you said, giving him your name before turning to scan the room again.

rafe didn’t seem to mind the lack of conversation, though. “I’d offer to buy you a drink, but since you’re waiting for someone…” he trailed off, clearly not bothered.

you couldn’t help but laugh, feeling a little less tense in the face of his charm. maybe the night wasn’t going to be thatbad.

but as soon as you turned to look at the door, a figure entered, and you froze.

your cousin had set you up with a girl.

you glanced at rafe again, but he wasn’t looking at you. his attention was fully on the figure walking into the club—the same person you assumed was your blind date.

the girl was dressed in a sleek dress, exuding an air of confidence you didn’t have. and as she made her way toward you, you could already tell it wasn’t going to be an easy night.

rafe seemed to notice the awkward silence that settled between you and your blind date. he tilted his head, clearly confused. “uh, not the date you were expecting?”

you looked at him, feeling more self-conscious now. no, not at all.

rafe watched you closely, his expression flickering between amusement and mild confusion as he glanced between you and the girl approaching.

you cleared your throat, trying to focus. “this… this isn’t who I thought I was meeting.” you felt a heat rise in your cheeks, cursing your cousin for this miscommunication.

the girl who had walked in was smiling, looking completely at ease in this environment—this was her world. the country club, the people who belonged here, the perfection in her every movement. she looked out of place beside you.

you forced a smile, standing up awkwardly as she approached. “hi,” you greeted, extending your hand in a handshake. “I’m y/n.”

she returned the handshake with a friendly smile. “glad to meet you, i’m mia.”

“mia,” you repeated, a little thrown off.

rafe, still leaning casually against the bar, watched the interaction with interest. you couldn’t tell if he was still unsure of what was going on or if he was just curious.

“so,” mia started, looking at you with a bemused expression. “how long have you known your cousin?”

you stammered a little, caught off guard by the question. “uh, a while, like since birth.”

she smiled again, but this time it felt more like a question mark than an invitation for conversation.

you didn’t want to be rude, but this was getting uncomfortable. rafe’s presence felt like a lifeline, even if you barely knew him. you glanced over at him, meeting his eyes for just a moment.

“so, mia,” you tried to fill the silence. “do you, uh, come here often?”

before she could answer, rafe cut in, his tone playful. “don’t mind me, but you look a little confused. are you two... supposed to be on a date?”

the way rafe asked, with that charming smirk of his, made you laugh nervously. mia, however, raised an eyebrow.

“um, yeah,” she answered, turning to him with a slight smile. “I think so.”

but the confusion between you two lingered. rafe glanced over at you and then at mia, clearly trying to figure out the situation.

as the evening wore on, the awkwardness continued to hang in the air like a heavy cloud. you and mia had little in common—nothing that your cousin had anticipated, nothing that made the blind date feel right.

at one point, you excused yourself to the restroom, your mind a mess of confusion and frustration. when you returned, rafe was still behind the bar, but he’d been joined by a few other people.

you made your way back to the bar, more than ready to escape the tension. when rafe saw you coming, he gave you a quick smile, the kind that made you feel like maybe everything wasn’t as hopeless as it had seemed a few minutes ago.

“how’s it going?” he asked, his voice quieter now.

you sighed, sinking into the stool. “it’s terrible. this whole thing was a disaster.”

rafe’s smirk faded, replaced by a look of understanding. he leaned in a little, lowering his voice. “so... your cousin didn’t tell you it was a girl?”

you shook your head, laughing softly. “she did. she's so sure that i'm a lesbian. thought she was helping me out.”

rafe chuckled, shaking his head in disbelief. “I don’t know whether to laugh or feel sorry for you.”

“feel sorry,” you muttered.

he smiled, a genuine warmth to it. “you know, if you want, I could get you out of here. just say the word, and I’ll tell your blind date you had an emergency.”

you laughed at the offer. maybe rafe wasn’t so bad after all.

“you’d do that?” you teased.

“hey, it’s my job to make people feel comfortable,” he said with a wink. “even if it means sabotaging a blind date.”

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[confessions-sm]

wait is it bad to headcanon jack and rad as autistic becauseof that :(? its not because theyre like immature or anything i just. like, i dont. rad has issues with social cues and jack cant recognize sarcasm and itslike oh i do thst so ijusf?im cknfused is thatbad?

You can still headcanon them as autistic don't worry!! I'm pretty sure it was aimed at people who hcs them as autistic only because they see autistic people as 'cheerful and childish'/lh

[bigh3art]

i haven’t eaten in 30 hours and my weight went from 81.6kg -> 79.6kg -> 81.1kg and i know it’s bc it was a mistake on the scale but fuck man

[babyawacs]

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@fridaysfortuture @gretathunberg @youth @netflix @hulu @hbo @youtube @youtubemusic #youth #holocaust75 youth, there has been an election youdidnt care Some dictator won Again He doesnt like redhead s  They all get a special security zone they can feel safer there   But theres good news he always need ssoldiers Wanna enlist? Oh by the way hedoesnt like gays they can be in safe zones too wi th redheads Theyre in safezones now And its cleaner and safer now But they cost money you need a final solution for them They must  Somehow Be Solved as cost effectively aspossible Ugh allright allright allright allright the goo machinery-they ca nbe formidable redhead soylent whatever There are everywhere reward posters if you turn in a homo or a redhead you get rewarded Btw  Some evil outsiders try to take away your girls and your land Youmust gotothe front now btw He doesnt care what you want You  M U S T There are some into the redhead camps that didnt want to Youwant that too? Oh btw its not so bad inthere Here Look atit They filmed one All neat And clean and they work abit and get good food And they write you allthe time how great all is Its not thatbad but the front is better Obey  Or else ‎ ‎What The fuck it snows again in july? Oh  Wait Thats the goo machine it ..  Ah better shut the fxuckup and go tothefront before they put you inthere too Where did all turn so bad Holocaust75th anniversary Is ordinary people In devious monstrous systems Dictatorships suck Dictators suck Allofthem It can  And it Will Happen again This time With you right inthe middle Cherish democracy they just want thatyoure a slave to money and b uy stuff but let you doyour shxit inyour little bubble aslong as whateveryousay doesnt disturb toomany Andyoure exploitable by faschist economy entities The more democracy empowered The harder it is for dictators and bad scums That is why its not about some  J E W S And Jemus jemmmmmmmmusian s aeons ago Itis about What Devious Systems Do With Civillians When you let em

@fridaysfortuture @gretathunberg @youth @netflix @hulu @hbo @youtube @youtubemusic #youth #holocaust75

youth, there has been an election youdidnt care Some dictator won Again

He doesnt like redhead s They all get a special security zone they can feel safer there

But theres good news he always need ssoldiers Wanna enlist?

Oh by the way hedoesnt like gays they can be in safe zones too with redheads