#oscar x ruby

[sunnysunsins]

Allow me to be a petty bitch for a second.

So, imagine you're an RG fan going to Ao3 to read some RG fics. You go to the tag.... and this is what you see:

Instead of the RG fics you were expecting to read when you came to the tag, you have to scroll through 40 longass-tagged crossovers/future au babyfics/oc fics/whatever other shit is on there, where RG is mentioned in the background like 2 times and thus author decided to tag it.

I am SO tired of this. Yes, it's a me problem, but i will be a petty bitch about it.

(Tldr: the reason why when i come to read RG fics i'm forced to tag "no crossovers"+"complete works only", even though it might remove genuinely good RG fics from results)

[mimzynimh]

RG smooch ahead!! :DD 💖🫶🥀

[bokunoherokomikuko]

Princess Mononoke AU

[rachetmath]

Seduction Strategy

Yang: Jaune, I need your help.

Jaune: With what?

Yang: You see a friend of mines was having trouble pleasing his partner last time. She wasn't-

Jaune: He or she?

Yang: Pardon?

Jaune: Like is this person a he or she? Is their partner a girl or boy? I mean you and this person are two different people so-

Yang: Okay. I-I need help. I need another way to please Blake in bed. I've tried everything but nothing works.

Jaune: Why me though? I’m not in a relationship.

Yang: Come on, what about your sisters’ advice?

Jaune: Have they ever worked though?

Yang: Okay, yeah, j-just guess. I’ll take anything.

Jaune: I mean what are Blake's interest.

Yang: Well. She likes fish. And reading books. And that's it.

Jaune: Okay does she have a favorite book?

Yang: Well, she does, and it is called “Ninja of Love.”

Jaune: So read the book and find some way to focus that into sex.

Yang: Hm. Really?

Jaune: I mean, “Ninja of Love”, doesn’t that scream sex?

Yang: ….

Afterwards Yang read the book and put her plan into motion. Blake was heading to their room to figure out what Yang wanted after she texted her. She walked inside and;

Blake: Yang. What did you- *gasp*

Blake was in shock. She saw her girlfriend was wearing a very sexy ninja outfit. Her hair was in a ponytail. She was wearing black but the skirt was short. And her top was tight, revealing her breast. Yang smiles as she saw her girlfriend blushing at her and decided to make a move. She walked towards the bed, swaying her hips as she slowly laid down, giving Blake a lot of the details.

Yang: Hi Blake. Care to learn the ways of the ninja.

Blake: Yang. Why are you-?

Yang: Oh. Sorry. I should probably mention I read one of your favorite books and I was wondering… would you like to reenact a few scenes with me?

Blake gave Yang her answer as she strips down naked. Afterwards Yang and Blake were going at each other for weeks. Then when Ren asked on how she did it, she replied to ask Jaune. Ren was confused at first but she said “Trust him.” Ren then goes to Jaune for advice.

Ren: Jaune. Yang told me how you helped her. Can you help me with Nora?

Jaune: Ren. Come on, you know me, I am not qualified to help with your relationship problems.

Ren: I mean so far you have been able to help everybody with their issues by talking to them and listening. How is this different?

Jaune: Look man., figure that out yourself.

Ren: Jaune, please?

Jaune: Fine. Um. Just wear an apron that states "Baked With Love" and say "I have a new pancake recipe for you to try." I guess.

Ren: Hm. Alright I’ll try.*leaves*

Jaune: Don’t blame me if it doesn’t work.

Later that night.

Nora: Ren. What do ne-e-eed… Oh my

Nora was stunted for words. She was looking at Ren completely naked with just an apron as she stared at his butt. Ren turned around revealing “Baked With Love” imprinted on the apron and said the words exactly as Jaune told him.

Ren: Hi Nora. Sorry to have called you so late. But, I made a new pancake I need you to try.

Nora: R-really? So where are the pancakes?

Ren: Oh don’t worry. *pulls up his apron* I have a special one made just for you.

Nora saw what Ren was doing and she liked it. Afterwards Nora was blowing Ren like no tomorrow. Both Ren and Yang were enjoying the results of Jaune’s guesses. However one thing they never accounted for is Oscar listening in on them. Oscar wanted the same result so he can finally score with Ruby, so he asked Jaune for help. However;

Oscar: Jaune, help me score with Ruby.

Jaune: Nope.

Oscar: Please?

Jaune: No!

Oscar: Please.

Jaune: No!!

Oscar: PLEASE!!

Jaune: NO!!!!

Oscar: Why not?!?

Jaune: First, Yang will kill me! Second, you’re too young, so I don’t know why you’re thinking about this, after everything you’ve been through. Third, Yang will kill me!

Oscar: I'll tell Winter you almost got Weiss killed.

Jaune: You little bastard, you wouldn’t.

Oscar: I would. And she could kill you faster than Yang can.

Jaune: Damn, you right. Fine. Um… go to the store. Buy some whip cream and gum drops. Get naked. And make yourself look like a gingerbread man.

Oscar: What? Why?

Jaune: Ruby loves cookies. And you almost look like a cookie.

Oscar: Jaune that isn’t going to w- oh yes!

Oscar was feeling the up most pleasure as Ruby was bouncing up and down from his pine tree in her team bedroom.

Ruby: Yes. Harder. Harder!! Make me your wife, Gingerbread Man!

Oscar: Yes ma’am.

Afterwards, Jaune, finally thinking he’s done, was relaxing. That was until Cinder Fall appeared out of nowhere. She was very angry too.

Cinder: Seriously?

Jaune: What?

Cinder: I mean, come on, you can help everyone get laid but not yourself. Pathetic.

Jaune: Okay. What’s your point? Why is this your business? Also how did you get in this house?

Cinder: Okay?! Look Arc, I'll show you pity for today. If you can get me to sleep then you get me as your reward. No attempts on your life at all.

Jaune: What if I say no?

Cinder: Why would you?

Jaune: I mean Pyrrha was better looking than you. So is Winter. And Penny.

Cinder: I am very capable.

Jaune: Really?

Cinder: Must I-

Cinder stops and thinks for a minute. Jaune knows she loves to prove how better she is than everyone else around her. She thought for a moment and realized Jaune was toying with her emotions and pride. She smiled, giving him some credit but a failed attempt was still a failed attempt.

Cinder: Ah. You almost had me. Try again.

Jaune: Okay. Hand please.

Cinder: Why?

Jaune: Give me your hand and find out.

Cinder grabs his hand. Jaune uses his semblance to amplify her powers. Cinder felt a surge of power flow in her body as her maiden power suddenly activated. She then stares at Jaune, with smug look on his face.

Cinder: Wha- what did you-?

Jaune: Liked that huh?

Cinder: Um… no.

Jaune pulls Cinder close where her back is towards his chest.

Jaune: You know Cinder, instead of having to track down maidens to gain power. How about I let you take a bit of mines?

Cinder: Um… well you see- Ah~.

Cinder can feel Jaune’s sword rubbing on her butt as she blushes. Jaune continues to smile as he sees her so flustered. To Jaune, Cinder look so cute. However, he wonders why she so was easily tempted. He thought about it and came to the conclusion that;

Jaune: Oh. Cinder Fall, is this your-

Cinder: S-shut up!

Jaune laugh sand gently places his hand on Cinder’s face, turning her towards his own. Cinder was amazed by the glow of his eyes. She was enjoying this. She could feel his power coursing to her veins. She want more so bad she was close to kissing him however-

Cinder: No. You fool. We can’t. We’re enemies.

Jaune: So what? I mean we don’t have to love each other to make a fire. So, are you going to make the first move and express your dominance? Or am I going to show you how strong I really am?

Cinder giggles and turns towards him with her chest to his.

Cinder: Is that a challenge?

Jaune: If that’s how you want it to be.

Cinder: Then don’t hold back.

Jaune: Same.

Jaune and Cinder, without hesitation, kissed and spent a whole night in a ‘hatred’. Cinder was screaming in pleasure as Jaune brutally ‘stabs’ her.

Cinder: I am so glad I killed Pyrrha! ~

[lazyrvbel]

Imagine if ya know pft qvo

[superiorsturgeon]

Oscar: *panicking before his first date with Ruby* Jaune! I need your help! What do I bring on a date?! 😰

Jaune: Well, you can always do what I did on my first date with Pyrrha…? 🤔

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Yang: My little sister went on a date with a farmer and he gifted her a 12kg wheel of cheese! 🤣

Ruby: 🫣

[mikodrawnnarratives]

practicing mc designs cuz i wanted to

[leorobotsworld]

Ruby: *knocks at team Jnr's door*

Jaune: *opens* Oh hey Ruby, what brings you here?

Ruby: Nora said she wanted to talk to me

Jaune: Oh right, come on in

She enters as Jaune closes the door, only to see Nora sitting in a chair, with her legs crossed and blowing bubbles out of a smoking pipe. Jaune sat beside her and continued making a crochet of an unfinished scarf.

Nora: So, you're the missy that wants to date my little Oscar?

Ruby: Nora, what are you-

Nora: Shush *blows bubbles* I will be the one talking here

*For better or worse, I ran out of ideas*

*Continue if you want*

[timelessdoodling]

The sillies 🙉🧡

[soundkiller0017]

NTR RWBY (Not really)

Narrator: After Salem's defeat and the departure of Ozma our heroes are back in Beacon as students beacuse after Atlas fall the were 'tecnically' not licensed Huntress and Huntsman. So they were back in a rebuilded Beacon who was directed by Headmaster Qrow Braween (Glynda Goodwitch retire after the war ended.). Now in Beacons courtyard we can see the 4 year student Cardin Winchester who still thinks that Beacon was still the same from his 1 first year (he is wrong)

Cardin: Why does Arc, Pine, Ren, Wukong and Xiao Long have hot girlfriends and I the most cool and handsome student dosen't have nothing (he is coping)

Narrator: You see dear viewer, Cardin was obssed with a tag in his +18 content that was call NTR, so he thinks that he can steal and humilated a pearson, beacuse he thinks NTR is cool.

Cardins mind:

Ruby: Oh! Cardin, you are so sexy and hung! I will leave Oscar just to be with you!

Weiss: Same here! Cardin! You are more stronger and hung that the limp dick Jaune has!

Nora: Renny dosen't have the masculinity you have Cardin!

Velvet: I'm just a cum bucket for you master! Sun is a useless animal!

Blake and Yang: Master please! Please make us love dick again

Back to reality:

Cardin: Hahaha! Now all Beacon will see who is the real Giga Chad alpha male stud king of harems!

Narrator: Now with that 'boost' of motivation Cardin decide to 'steal away' the most beatifull women in Beacon

1st attemp: Ruby Rose

Cardin: Hey there sexy Rose!

Ruby visible cringening to the nickname: Hello Cardin. How are you?

Cardin: I'm good. But I heard that Pines is not plesurering you and he is nothing more than a loser femboy farmboy. So how about if I help you *tries to grab her butt* with tha-

Ruby who now is piss: HELL NO!! *grabs Cardin arm and throw him to the neares trashcan* NOBODY TALKS TRASH OF MY PRINCES!!! *goes to look for Oscar*

Cardin: *groans in pain*

2st Attemp: Weiss Schenne

Cardin: Hey Ice Queen!

Weiss not even looking at him and waiting for Jaune to both go to a date: Hello Winchester.

Cardin: I heard that Jauney Boy is not given you atten- *is converted in to a frozen statue*

Weiss: Yeah I know what follows Cardin. And no, I'm not interested in cheating or being close to you. And now that you excuse me, I must go to a date with me boyfriend *goes to where Jaune is waiting*

3th attempt: Nora Valkyrie

Cardin: Hey Valk- *Is hited by Magnhild in the balls*

Nora: NORA SCORES!!!

4th Attemp: Velvet Scarletina

Cardin: Hey there Slut Bunny!

Sun who was nearby: WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU CALLED MY GRILFRIEND BICHESTER!!!??

Cardin shakeking in fear: Nothing Wuko- *is attacked by Velvet with a copy of Crocea Mors*

Velvet: *ALOT of Austrilian insults and slurs* AND GET OUT!!! *grabs Sun abs and start making out with Sun*

5th and final attempt: Blake Belladonna and Yang Xiao Long

Cardin: Hey there bitches!

Blake and Yang who both are furriosly making out not even looking to Cardin: *Both punch Cardin to the orbit*

Later in the hospital

Narrator: And thus Cardin ended in the hospital for all his injuries. What was the moral of the story?

Cardin: Beacon woman are crazy?

Narrator: No you idiot! Is to not act like life is a fucking porno and you are the guy who NTR the MC you dumb fuck!

(Acclarations: I don't hate Cardin, is just that I hate when the use him for NTR, so I decide to create this post with the idea of what would really happend if NTR!Cardin try to steal away women in Beacon and failed misserable)

[sunnysunsins]

Your daily reminder

[mimzynimh]

YOUR HONOR THEY ARE ADORABLE AWKWARD TEENS ON A DATE HOLDING HANDS, 🤝💖🥀

Ps. Ruby won the fox plush for Oscar because I find that cute af RAHHHHHHHH I LOVE THEM 💖✨

Full pic ✨🫶

Also also was sad the design was covered up because I think it’s really cute 🥰

[coruscantiprincess]

It's been awhile, but here is a new chapter on my RWBY Fic

Chapter 33 of Salvino

[rachetmath]

Yang Hostage Situation

Yang: Jaune would you-

Jaune: Absolutely.

Yang: what? Y-you didn't let me finish.

Jaune: You were about to ask if I were given a chance would I have sex with your sister? And my answer is yes.

Yang: Wow, okay. But-

Jaune: Sweetie. I already have my sword and new toy ready. And I require a test subject. Would you like to volunteer?

Yang: Jaune I can beat you. You're too easy.

Jaune: I mean you can win the battle but not the war.

Yang: What do you mean?

Jaune: *scroll rings* Oh. Seems my plan is working. 

Yang: Gimme that. *See the message* Oh my God.

Jaune: Yep. That's right. You see, I’ve been giving Oscar some good details about your sister. And if you have been paying attention for the last few months, you probably would have stopped it. But now look at her. Blushed. Flustered. I think she might be close to giving it up. 

Yang: You bastard. I will stop you.

Jaune: You aren't going to do a damn thing because I got your girl on my radar.

Yang: *laughs* Jaune don’t be an idiot. Blake won't -

Blake: Hey Jaune, are you ready?

Jaune: Give me a minute.

Yang: What's going on?

Blake: Oh Jaune and I have been reading the same books lately. Sometimes we act out the scenes and every time I... I *blush and her ears flap* oh, sorry babe, I think I shouldn't tell you.  Anyways, Jaune I’ll be waiting at our usual spot. Later. *Leaves*

Yang: What's the usual spot?

Jaune: My room.

Yang: You monster. 

Jaune: You let your guard down, baby girl. Now you have to choose between your girl or your sister. Regardless you lose. 

Yang:  Oh Lord. 

Jaune: That's the game. Sink or swim you Dragon-worthless Natsu-salamander bitch. 

Ren: Jaune?

Jaune: Hey Ren how's -

Ren: Have you been talking to Nora?

Jaune: I mean, yeah, why?

Ren: She has been ignoring me for a while.

Jaune: I mean, have you tried calling her?

Ren: Yes.

Jaune: Then she doesn't want to talk to you. 

Ren: but-

Jaune: I made pancakes for her once. She didn't want them.

Ren: Oh my God I screwed up.

Jaune: Probably. *whisper* Asshole.

Ren: but-

Jaune: Give her space. You should have thought about that before you went on your hissy fits.

Ren: *sad*

Jaune: Anyways, I'm going to see Blake. Who knows maybe we’ll have a bit of fun recreating a few scenes. Maybe with a few twists. 

Yang: I'm coming too.

Jaune: Do you know the book?

Yang: No.

Jaune: Members only. Do not disturb bitch.

Yang: Damn it.

[lazyrvbel]

The way ya look at her 🌹🌲

RG genderbend and a little bit of edit even tho I posted X in April 30 2024 so I'm reposting this second image

[bokunoherokomikuko]

Autumn Equinox + Harvest + "Could it be, suddenly, I'm falling for you" – My September submission for @ayearofrosegarden! Autumn Equinox and Harvest Season festival/ball, Ruby and Oscar, from different kingdoms meet and there's a spark. This is technically a Prince!Oscar and Knight!Ruby AU, and Ruby was supposed to be in a uniform, but the dress took over lol – Do not repost.

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