#p: FunTime freddy

[superbbirdofparadise]

Are y'all ready for a mildly unhinged character comparison?

(It makes sense when you think about it, trust me)

William Afton and Doctor Morocco. One is an undead serial killer from a mascot horror game. The other is a villain from a cartoon targeted to preschool-age children who doesn't even have a body count (at least, not one that's mentioned on-screen). On the surface, all they have in common are their British accents and general disregard for public welfare. But, these two are actually far more similar than you might think.

First, they are both inventors, and experts in robotics. While it is unclear exactly how many animatronics Afton himself built, we know from Sister Location that he designed the Funtimes by himself, and he worked very closely with Henry Emily for earlier animatronics (not even gonna try researching specific numbers because FNAF). Morocco is shown working on many projects, from submarines to a machine that controls ants, but his most famous invention is the MorBot, a non-sentient transforming robot.

Early in their careers, they both met fellow genius inventors; Afton with Henry Emily, and Morocco with Jules Verne. They became best friends, and began working together on projects. Unfortunately, both of these friendships were more one-sided than they seemed.

Admiration of Emily and Verne soon turned to jealousy, leading Afton and Morocco to betray them. Afton, either grieving the loss of his own child(ren), or just at his breaking point depending on what timeline you use, killed Henry's daughter, Charlie. After being gifted a prototype Verne device, Morocco disagreed with Verne on how the technology should be used, and disappeared to develop inventions which fulfilled his own selfish desires. Although they are not equal in magnitude, both betrayals hurt the recipients deeply.

At some point, both became obsessed with the pursuit of eternal life. This led Afton to continue killing children to harvest remnant from them, even creating the S.C.U.P., better known as the Scooper, to aid remnant extraction. Morocco used his Verne device prototype to create his Chamber of Youth, a glass pod with anti-aging properties. (Picture of Burntrap's charging pod included for comparison with the Chamber of Youth, and because I couldn't find a better place to put it.)

However, time waits for no man. Although Afton "survives" injuries that should be fatal, and Morocco barely looks a day over 40 at 200, neither of their situations are perfect. What's left of Afton is trapped inside an old Spring Bonnie suit, and Morocco must make frequent trips to his Chamber of Youth to avoid aging rapidly and dying.

Eventually, Emily and Verne decide to end their former best friends' reigns of terror. Emily builds a fake pizzeria to trap Afton, and all of the haunted and/or sentient animatronics, and burns them to the ground. Verne takes a (relatively) pacifist approach, erasing Morocco's memories of being evil and bringing him to future Paris, where he will hopefully live out the rest of his days in peace. So goes the ends of two great villains…

…until SOMEONE decides that the characters are too popular to die, so they're brought back, but it's not really them, it's just viruses that look and talk and act and think like them that were created by the real Afton and Morocco at an undisclosed point in time because why wouldn't they do that? These viruses appear in experimental VR games, Glitchtrap in the Freddy Fazbear Virtual Experience, and the Morocco virus in Griffin Rock Element Quest 2.0. They both have the ability to alter the games they originated in, Glitchtrap adding the tapes and Bonnie plush, and Morocco virus creating entirely new levels. They also have the ability to control other machines, and even humans, under the right circumstances.

Both viruses manage to transfer themselves into physical bodies, and continue to cause chaos. (For this example, we are assuming that Burntrap is the Mimic infected with the Glitchtrap virus and pretending to be William Afton, NOT Afton himself.)

Vanessa and Gregory trap the Mimic in an even lower level of the basement, and the rescue team traps Morocco virus in a block of ice. After they are captured and imprisoned, they decide that they should update their character designs at the earliest convenience to be more easily distinguishable from their human designers, sell more merch, and, in Morocco virus' case at least, grow more powerful. Mimic basically just stops cosplaying as Ourple Guy (and starts cosplaying as a circus creature amalgam depending on the ending), but Morocco upgrades to a MorBot, rivaling the Rescue Bots in every physical aspect.

It is unknown whether or not either of these viruses, or their creators, will be threats in the future. With the Morocco virus stuck at the bottom of the ocean, and the doctor himself nowhere to be seen in Rescue Bots Academy, the reign of Morocco has likely come to an end. It seems as though William Afton has finally died, too, being replaced by the Mimic as FNAF's main antagonist. To know the Mimic's fate, we'll have to wait until Secret of the Mimic, or maybe even a game farther in the future.

Aaaaand I think that's it! There are a few smaller details that I didn't mention (i.e. Morocco's shirt button/brooch thing is ourple?!?😱😱😱), but these are all of the big connections between these guys that I saw. I haven't seen anyone else make this comparison (for good reason lol), so I thought it would be nice to share my thoughts. Let me know what y'all think, and feel free to mention things that I missed, or let me know your own mildly unhinged character comparisons. So, uh… yeah. Thanks for coming to my TED Talk.

Edit: I fixed the typo in the image description for the picture of Morocco and Verne meeting.

[lovesick-feelings]

lord, i REALLY like your Funtime Freddy design! you mind drawing/writing (doesn't matter, you write/draw WONDERFULLY!) about Y/N celebrating Yandere Funtime Freddy's birthday? (understandablew if you don't want to. no pressure)

“Oh, cupcake, I’m the one who’s supposed to be celebrating birthdays! Not the other way around, silly!�� 

He boops your nose, giggling. Freddy finds the whole thing sweet, but he insists that his birthday isn’t worth celebrating because he doesn't have one!

His creator never cared enough to give his creations much background besides basic programming so why should he try making one up? Besides, he much prefers celebrating to being the one celebrated. 

If you decide you still wanna give him something special it could go down in two ways: 

You aren't trapped: With more access to time and materials, you could set up an actual party! You’ll also have an easier time hiding your plans from the bear. Because FT Freddy is quick to notice subtle changes in behavior it’s easier to excuse yourself for work reasons than to make up a lie. The worst FT Freddy can do is pester you with non-stop questions and pleadings. If you can settle his curiosity with a couple of hints you could convince him to give you some space till you’re ready. 

You are trapped:  Though a little limited there is enough to make a serviceable gift. The only problem is none of the time away from FT Freddy. It’s already hard enough for him to part from you when you have to use the bathroom, nonetheless making a party for him. FT Freddy himself is quite the delusional fellow so whenever you propose anything to do with being away from him he expects it to be an escape attempt. Getting anything done requires BonBon and Bonnet's assistance. Luckily These cuties are more than willing to give you a hand. It’s going to take a lot of convincing to get Freddy to agree and even more patience when he’s constantly on your tail about it. 

Do be mindful of how much time you have. No matter the situation Freddy will grow more wary from your lack of presence. You wouldn’t want Freddy to snap from the lack of attention. 

“Hello there, Cupcake!” You jump from a sudden shrill voice. It doesn't matter how long you’ve been with the bear, you'll never get used to how stealthy he is for his size. You turn to see him hover over you with his typical Cheshire grin.  His hand puppet happily waved your way mouthing a ‘hi’.

 “You've been a-awfully secretive as of late, w-whatcha up to mmm?” Despite his upbeat attitude, you could hear a hint of impatience in his tone. Finally deciding it was time you tell him to close his eyes. 

“Oh, a s-s-surprise!? Is that what you’ve been p-planning?” His hand flaps in excitement, but he instantly deflates. 

“This isn't a trick, i-is it?” You shake your head. He eyes you before giving in. 

“Oh, alright!” He closes his eyes “W-w-whenever you’re ready, cupcake!” 

Freddy stares at your gift wide-eyed when you present it to him. The only movement he makes is the twitching of his face plates. It’s a little unnerving to see him so speechless.

“I-Is it… really f-for me?” He mutters. Before you can answer, he quickly pulls you into a gentle embrace. You felt the gift slip from your hands but relaxed once you saw Bon Bon had it. You return the embrace, feeling the warmth of his body against yours.

“I love you'' Freddy whispers. He shifts but doesn't let you go. Instead, he clings to you tighter. You looked up to meet large, lovestruck eyes fixated on you. 

“I really, really love you, Y/N” ♥️

Oh Boy…

[idsfantasy]

not the most important lore question but when do you think Helpy was made? He obviously has Funtime Freddy vibes, we see him first in pizzeria sim, but he seems p important in the recent games, and with him possibly having a similar chip in his brain like the funtimes do, I think he’s an interesting little guy

I could see FFPS Helpy either being something left lying around from Circus Baby's that Fazbear Entertainment got ahold of, or just something made in the FFPS era based off of Funtime Freddy.

His most recent iteration does seem to be pretty important though. It certainly is interesting!

[xxdunce-demonxx]

finished Jackie!!

Please critique me! I gotta work on my shading :p

So excited to get to know more about Jackie! They seem so playful, like Funtime Freddy

[iamtotallyfineokay]

Okay but imagine Yandere UCN x reader. You aren’t Afton now, but rather yourself. Imagine playing UCN but then you wake up to be in the office in UCN while being behind the desk. Imagine Foxy instead of throwing only parts of him, now throwing only his upper half first cause he wants to see you and your cute face being a scared p*ssy. Imagine Withered Chica going through the vents all for the trouble just to say hi to you then ramble on about her love for you. Imagine Toy Bonnie teaming up with BB for only a small moment just so they can jump on you cause they want cuddles. Imagine the Phantoms appearing on the cameras just to see your face. Imagine Nightmare Freddy sending out his Freddles while telling them to find ‘mommy’. (Which is you btw) Imagine Funtime Foxy and Funtime Freddy also teaming up to be an annoying duo, just so they can get a chance of a hug from you. Imagine Lefty silently walking towards you while saying that they are glad to found you. Imagine DeeDee wanting to even cling on you while you are desperately trying to cut out the murderous lovesick robots that will haunt you down just so they can get a drop of affection.

[bunnyluvvy102]

Maybe it gets better? (I could wait, it'd be my pleasure) Pt.2!!

Authors Note and CW’s under the cut :p

Authors Note: Oh hey :D I didn’t take nearly 2 years to write the sequel wdym? And I most certainly didn’t set the ground work for a whole series that I definitely can’t finish but will do what I can, that’s insane!! Anyways thanks for those who came from the first part or those who I promised a part two and have been waiting (I see and appreciate you!!). This one is for my sapphic girls!! Ballora is the one out of the three who gets the least amount of love so I’m correcting that. Also giving my femcel core girls some rep, I can have my cake and eat it too! Comments and reposts are my food so part three might not take a whole year if I’m fed but who knows :) I absolutely hate when fanfic writers out their fan art into fics so I’m making seeing their redesigns options is you’d like to see the click here.

(Also @crazyytogetherrr @azmosposts @cherryxsapphic pspspsps come get your long over due food)

Content Warning(s): Female reader and anatomy, insane amounts of pet names, obsessive behavior (mild daydreaming of kidnapping in a non serious tone), and of course smut

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You came back just like you said you would, you were never one to go back on your promises of course. But now you were standing in the office you'd originally sworn you’d never come back to. Thankfully, this time you know what you're getting into. 

The hours before you got here were spent pacing and almost obsessively debating if going back was the best idea. Your mind went back and forth on whether Ballora invited you back out of pure politeness (do robots even feel the need to be polite??) Or if she genuinely wanted you back, if that was the case would the others want you there too? 

With those thoughts weighing you down you gave yourself 5 minutes of wallowing in your own anxieties so if you ultimately chose to stand her up you had the option to run away with your metaphorical tail in between your legs. But now with your time running out, and no convincing reasons to turn back you straightened up your outfit in the smudged, dirty reflection of the window.

You dressed up, meaning a pretty sweater and skirt instead of your more casual clothes. Even if only 2 out of your 3 robotic friends (lovers?) would be able to see you, you wanted to look your best for this second meeting.

Your hands shook as you flattened out the last wrinkle on your sweater, your thoughts racing a mile a minute. You were in actual mortal danger last time you came here, yet here you were more worried about your outfit then hightailing it out of there all because a couple unsettlingly sentient robots made your entire year in one night.

You checked the time on your phone for the umpteenth time, 11:59 stared back. It was now officially too late to take the cowards route, excitement and unease mixed in the pit of your stomach as the reality of your situation dawned on you. 

This was fine, right? You'd be fine?

You squeezed your eyes as tight as you could, hoping your almost debilitating anxiety would quiet down. You conjured up the memories you'd been replaying in your head over and over again. Ballora embracing you in the dimness of her room, holding onto you as if you would disappear if she let up. Foxy's toothy smile as he procured a Funtime Foxy plush to keep you company. Even Freddy's giddy monologue as he absent-mindedly squeezed his arms around you.

They loved- liked you… didn't they? Maybe love was too strong of a word for only one meeting, but you had only met them the same night you decided to sleep with them. Your mind finally slowed down, any self-doubt being filed away for another time.

Love or not, you were going to make good of your promise. You opened your eyes as you took a deep breath, stars dancing across your vision because of your prior eye squeezing. This was your new life now, secret lewd relationships with robots and casual breaking and entering. 

You slipped your phone into your backpack's side pocket, you'd come prepared this time with a blanket, some water, snacks, and your aforementioned funtime Foxy plushie.

With one last check in the mirror to make sure you looked your best, you inched towards Ballora's door, only stopping once you grasped the handle. 

"This is a good idea, a great idea even!" You thought to yourself, blood pressure surely sky rocketing into unsafe levels as you slowly opened the door. Serene, classical music filled your ears and immediately put you at ease. You walked a couple more steps, eyes feverishly scanning for Ballora but her voice found you first,

"Y/N?" Her voice was an uncharacteristic whisper,"Is that you?" She had one foot on her stage, seemingly in the middle of getting on.

"Yes! Uh- I mean yes?" You awkwardly responded, an unintended shrill tone escaping you. Minireenas hurriedly teetered away in their ever cute fashion, thankfully taking your mind off of you already botching your greeting.

"S-Sorry I'm a little late I was-" An explanation was on the tip of your tongue, but Ballora's sudden rush towards you momentarily threw you off. In an honestly disturbing display of speed she made her way to your side, immediately scooping you up into the air with her arms under your armpits. A disgruntled squeak left your lips as she spun you around once, then twice, before hugging you close to her chest as laughter spilled from her lips.

"I-I-I thought you weren't coming! I was so worried that you'd leave us behind. That'd you f-forget about us!" Relief was all but palpable in her tone, clearly beyond herself with excitement, "B-But you're here! You're really here! My dearest y/n…" 

Affection was oozing off of every word she spoke, such raw emotion cutting right through you. Your heart warmed with her caring sentiment but her tight bear hug was firmer than you'd like, constricting you to the point that you could barely breathe. 

"Ballor-a? I can't- really breathe-" You felt bad not openly reassuring her, but you felt like she'd appreciate it if you didn't pass out on her. She let out a surprised noise, quickly releasing her grip and setting you on the ground. 

"Ah! I apologize, I didn't mean to get so emotional" Ballora murmured, wiping her hands on her cloth skirt in an antsy motion. Her posture quickly turned dejected, faceplates shifting and face souring in tandem. A dull ache remained at your sides but you quickly ignored it,

"No! No please don't apologize, that was just a little too tight" You gazed worriedly at her closed eyes, arms moving to hug her waist,"I would never forget you Ballora, I'm sorry I made you feel like that" For the first time in your life you cursed the gods for not making you an optimal height for kissing animatronics, even on your tippy toes you barely even hit her chin. 

A thankful smile pulled at her lips, you reached a hand up in an unusual show of confidence and gently guided her down to your level. You hesitantly slid your lips against hers, feeling the firm, cool metal against your softer human ones. Ballora's mouth was seemingly only specialized for mimicking realistic speaking, meaning that unfortunately for the both of you, fluid kissing was not possible.

Even then just the firm press of your lips to hers was enough to convey every reassurance you wanted to. You pulled away to gauge her reaction and make sure you hadn't overstepped. It seemed like quite the opposite was true, as Ballora smiled down with a giddy expression.

"Well aren't you a romantic honey? Thank you" You weren't quite sure if she was thanking you for the kiss or for the kind words you reciprocated, your mind too busy gazing at her teeth. Now that you were up close and personal you could see her seemingly human-in-shape teeth taper at the ends just enough to be noticeably sharp. A small shiver ripped through you at the thought of what those teeth could do, 

"I would love to kiss you some more, hun but I do have to give you something" Ballora said, changing the subject and disentangling the two of you so she could twirl her way to her stage. You trailed behind, already needy and missing her warmth but still eagerly watching her blindly grope behind the drawn curtains beside her stage.

"Foxy helped me get this from the workers today, figured you'd might be interested sweetheart" She procures a piece of paper from its hiding spot, eagerly handing it to you in order to hear your reaction. The front read "Circus Baby's Pizza World" with a smaller "Help Wanted" just under it. Cutely drawn representations of the animatronics littered the page, pointing at the long list of jobs. 

The starting pay of each job was an almost eye popping large amount, the lowest paying job paying more than double your current job. The icing on the cake was the sentence at the bottom "No Prior Job Experience Needed", a smile grazed your face as soon as you read the words.

"I assure you I'm not attempting to indoctrinate you," Ballora joked, "After this week, there's a good chance that they will be putting keycard locks for the nightshift, the easiest way for us to bypass this would be for you to be employed here! But if that's not favorable we could figure something else out dear, no worries''

"This is perfect! I'd love to work with you guys, I'm not sure if they'd actually hire me but I can try!" You said, excitement emanating from you.

"The whispers from the staff assure me that management is, quote, 'floundering for new hires' so while I may not be privy to the details, I can imagine someone as wonderful as you will be picked up in no time" Her hand found its way to your lower back, dangerously close to your butt (not that you minded). The reassuring pressure left your skin pleasantly buzzing, you busied yourself by flipping to the paper around.

A basic job application form with almost laughably low quality confetti in the background stared back at you, it couldn't be that easy right? A job this high tech wouldn't just have you fill out a form, there had to be a catch. 

You bit your lip, what if they just didn't choose you? Your meager associates degree didn't even earn you anything above a grueling low paying office job, how the hell were you supposed to convince them to let you deal with such sophisticated animatronics?

You shouldn't have come back, you should have known that. Even if your intuition always tried to psych you out of everything you did, no matter how big or small, you knew better than to get your hopes up for something as good as the prospect of finally connecting with someone.

A small taste of copper exploded in your mouth, a direct result of your teeth overworking your lip. Despite the pain, you dig them in further as you try to think of anything to say.

"I'm sure you'll make the right decision" Ballora said unprompted, "I must say I've missed your voice, might we sit down and talk? How's that sound?" Without any eyesight she must have taken your silence as a cue to move on with the night. You were grateful for her stellar social skills, since they effectively pulled you out of your circling thoughts. You unlodged your teeth from your bloody lip,

"I'd love to, just- uh let me put my paper in my bag real quick" Your voice quivered a bit, as your anxieties still whispered in the back of your mind. Ballora either didn't notice your slight breakdown, or chose not to comment on it (both of which you were thankful for). She took a graceful step back, retracting her reassuring touch but allowing you space to get situated.

"I'm allowed to make decisions without thinking of every what if" You reminded yourself, kneeling down to delicately stuff the paper in your bag. 

You really did almost not come back, your mind rationalizing the fact that what you were dealing with down here was completely and utterly out of your control. Yet your body ignored any and all rationalizing, waking you up in the middle of the night in a puddle of your own arousal at the fuzzy memory of cold metallic fingers dancing along your body.

You zipped your backpack up, noisily announcing that your task was done in order to notify Ballora, who in turn made a small nod in your direction. You could see the semblance of a smile grace her face as she turned to the nearest wall. You pushed your backpack so it leaned against the nearby stage, quickly clamoring onto your feet to follow her.

"Whatever happens will happen" At least you were wanted here (which really couldn't be said for anywhere else you went sadly). But hell if you weren't going to make the most from it. You watched eagerly as Ballora carefully maneuvered herself into sitting against the wall, metal screeching as she finally hit the floor.

"I'm… not so graceful when it comes to sitting. Us animatronics really were only made to stand" Ballora joked, a refined giggle lacing her words. She seemed a bit bashful at her lack of elegance but continued on anyway, patting her lap invitingly. 

"I think you're always graceful Ballora" You answered, sweetening up your tone to an artificial level. You carefully lifted one of your legs over her stretched out ones, and carefully lowered yourself into her lap. 

"I'm glad you think so, but be careful darling, all that flattering you're doing might get you more than what you bargained for" Ballora wasted no time, as soon as you completely sat your weight on her she let her hands roam free. Her long, segmented fingers found their way to your face.

Closing your eyes, you obediently stayed still while you let Ballora trace her finger tips over your features. She took in all the information she could, the height of your cheekbones, the roundness of your closed eyelids, the slope of your nose, only slowing when she pressed a thumb against your lips.

"You're quite beautiful y/n," Ballora murmured, "Times like these really make me jealous of the others, I bet you make such cute faces while we defile you" Your face broke out in a blush, response getting caught in your throat as she gingerly pressed her thumb past your lips. Almost on instinct, your tongue flicked up to meet it. You weren't sure if you were disappointed or relieved that you couldn't taste anything, but at the very least the cold metal was a pleasing sensation against your tongue.

"Good girl~" The praise spilled from Balloras lips with a playful lilt, your tongue stopping its minute kitten licks as a whine unwittingly pushed its way out of your chest. Your eyes snapped open, embarrassment flooding your system at your involuntary reaction. Ballora, ever unphased by anything, has a pleased smile on her face.

"Now that's the reaction I was hoping for darling" she cooed, free hand wandering down the column of your throat. You had half a mind to pull back from the overwhelming mix of touch but in a swift purposeful move her other hand had made it down to your hip, stalling your squirming. You hadn't even noticed you were moving until she stopped you, your mind running a mile a minute and not getting a break as Ballora pressed your tongue down firmly.

"If you'd like to stop, just tap my wrist, okay?" You did your best to nod around her digit, "Let's keep at this, I think this is going just great" She leaned in to press a firm kiss against your hairline as her thumb got to work lazily petting your tongue until spit bubbled out the sides of your mouth.

Ballora rocked her thigh up just enough to press against your clothed mound, and you immediately knew you were done for. With a thumb in your mouth, an insistent pressure between your legs, and a hand that somehow snuck its way under your sweater any coherent thought was quickly squashed to make room for your growing libido.

"I can see the appeal of being inside someone now, shame only the boys get to" Ballora spoke in a nonchalant tone, cocking her head slightly at the choked noise you made. Only it wasn't just a choked noise, your knee-jerk reaction to the upsettingly hot comment was to inhale which quickly turned into you actually choking on your own spit. You quickly lean backwards, heaving slightly as you almost cough your lungs out.

"Too much?" Ballora asks as her hand not covered in spit pats your back, you take a second to even out your breaths before answering.

"No, just-" You wipe your mouth and let out one more cough, "I was just a little surprised 's all" Your embarrassment only worked to darken the flush on your cheeks, all the coughing didn't gross her out did it? 

"Sorry, sorry" The hand on your back urges you forwards, "What if I make it up to you? Hm? How's that sound princess?" Her cloyingly sweet tone calms your nerves, 

"Yeah, I'd like that…" You whispered quietly, allowing yourself to be coaxed forward. You leaned your weight against her chest, unabashedly nuzzling into her smooth neck. Reveling in the shudder she gave in response to the touch, you wrap your arms around her torso.

"Sweet thing, and here I thought you wanted to take a breather" Balora teased while easing her left hand, still tacky with spit, under your skirt. "And for the record I wasn't joking about wanting to be inside you~" Now that you didn't have a foreign object in your mouth you could successfully give a sharp inhale, no choking involved. 

"Foxy's the only one with custom parts, though with some convincing I could probably get either of them to swap with me" Probing fingers massaged the meat of your thigh, and you have to settle the adrenaline in your veins to form a response.

"Custom… parts?" 

"Oh yes, they didn't build Foxy that pretty on accident" Ballora elaborated, "Though I do admit we did help each other from time to time, we haven't done much experimenting, well, not before you came honey" That certainly got your attention, wiggling in her lap as her fingers finally grazed where you needed them.

"Cute~" the simple comment combined with her free hand effortlessly lifting your hips just enough to where she could press against you drew a needy noise out of you. 

“When you say helping each other you mean…?” You had to ask because she couldn’t possibly be implying what you thought she was, in the back of your mind you were vaguely aware that she had rendered you incapable of speaking more than half a sentence.

“Well, after a certain adorable human snuck her way into our hearts it opened a new…” Her fingers nonchalantly snuck their way into your panties, “world of possibilities for us. We are children’s entertainers at heart, but a night like that after months of inactivity is hard to move past.” Your ears burned with embarrassment, partly relieved that you weren’t the only one that was deeply affected by what transpired. Her chilled fingertips busied themselves by ghosting over your clit before smoothing over your folds,

”But that’s enough about us, tell me y/n, did you miss us too?” Ballora mused, digits now moving in a smooth, languid motion only aided by your slick. 

Of course you missed them, how could you not? You’d replay that night over and over again in your brain almost obsessively, every detail searing itself into your brain. At night when you were just trying to catch a wink of sleep, in the morning while you robotically went through your pre-work routine, in the evening while you drove home. Nearly every moment you were left to your devices was filled with the knowledge that not only did you technically trespass on a newly opening business, but also had two rounds of sex with the performing animatronics while in constant peril. 

The insanity of losing your virginity at a pizzeria chain only squandered by the pure lust that surged through you at the reminder that you in fact lost your virginity, that someone (something? Do animatronics count as people?) in fact wanted to have sex with you. And being wanted was one of the most addicting feelings you’ve ever felt.

”Of course I missed you guys,” You sighed blissfully, “It was -ah- crazy hard to even sleep-“ An incessant nudge against your entrance made your words taper off as more sounds tumbled off your tongue.

“Oh?” Ballora’s tone took a dangerously raspy edge, “Don’t tell me you were touching yourself to the thought of us, naughty girl”

”N-No, it was- just” One of her fingers teasingly threatening to press inside momentarily distracted you, “Dreams..? I’ve never been good at- by myself-“

”By yourself?” She prompted, her fingers stilling being both a blessing and curse.

“Y’know- uh getting myself off? At least wh-en I’m awake” God, you were really telling her about that huh? You guessed that people who were intimate with each other talked about this kind of stuff.

”Hmmmm~” Her pointer finger eased itself halfway inside you, “Poor thing, you must’ve been so pent up huh? Glad we could help you even when we’re apart. You said dreams?” Each time she prompted you to talk was surely taking years off of your life, you clenched up uselessly around her unmoving digit.

”Ballora- please just? Move?” You pleaded, thighs tensing as you attempted to shift in any way, only to be reminded of her iron hold on your hips.

”You get pretty spacey when I move, princess. I’m helping you out a little, making it easy. Why don’t you tell me about those dreams?” You let out a peeved puff of air, but obliged.

”It wasn’t anything crazy, just…” You said, trying to find the right words. “You -ngh!- guys kept showing up in my dreams? I’d wake up all- gross and sweaty.” That seemed to be what Ballora was looking for if the way she brought you impossibly closer and nuzzled your temple was anything to go by. Her warm breath puffed around the shell of your ear, making you shiver but quickly still when her lips inched close.

”Your body knows it’s ours.” Sharp teeth gingerly closed around your ear, ever mindful not to maim; just to impose their presence. “You’re wonderful Y/N~ You came back to me like the good girl I knew you were, and now I can bring your dreams into reality. Is there anything in particular you’d like, princess?”

“Anything- Everything? Please?” You didn’t even know what you were trying to say, only desperate to say the right things to get her hands fawning over you again. Your dreams more often than not delved into a too-deep-and-fucked-up territory you would rather not vocalize nor realize.

Ballora’s smooth chuckle calmed any remaining nerves, the muscles in your body singing as her hand got back to work; The finger inside of you effortlessly sliding completely into your welcoming heat while her thumb blindly felt its way up to your clit. While your immediate impulse was to shift, you were stopped by the smallest pinpricks of pain blooming as her teeth bared down,

”Careful dear, I might hurt you if you squirm too much.” Ballora practically purred. You made a vaguely understanding noise, doing your best to quell your nerves and not move. Another correct response got you another one of her fingers, their lazy movement making your head spin.

”Ballora?” Her name left your lips before you could stop it, spoken just between a gasp and whine. The teeth on your ears again dug in just enough to make you jolt before releasing, Ballora smoothed over the warm sting with feather-light kisses.

”Yes, honey?” Now that the threat of having a chunk of your ear be ripped off was less of an immediate concern, your hips eagerly angled so you could manipulate her fingers to hit the bundle of nerves inside of you that they seemed to be avoiding. You earned yourself a couple toe-curling zaps of pleasure until the hand on your hip gave a squeeze in warning.

”Naughty, what were you saying Y/N?” Her tone had just enough edge to make you regulate the overwhelming urge to implore her to move any faster.

”Um- I was thinking I could uh-“ Your voice shook, unused to asking for something so openly. “I could help you? We could finish together?” You leaned back so you could see her reaction clearer, not missing the way her fingers yet again slowed to a halt. Ballora’s faceplates shifted with a noise, a separate audible hiss of warm air escaping from somewhere sounded with it. 

You couldn’t tell if that was a good or bad thing, eyes still scanning her face as it pinched up with something you couldn’t decipher. Did you mess up the moment? Your hands trembled as you gripped her shoulders, brain already attempting to conjure up an apology for even asking. Of course she didn’t want your inexperienced hands on her, she didn’t offer for a reason and you just had to open your big mouth- A indulging smile spread on her lips, cutting through your small freak out over her perceived rejection.

”You want to make me feel good too princess?” She cooed, bringing her unoccupied hand to cup the back of your head and press a lingering kiss on your lips. “My perfect little girl is so considerate~” Your whole body jolted at the surge of praise, the warm feeling filling your lower belly only fueled by her fingers reanimating at a brutal pace.

”I’m perfectly content with just helping you out right now darling, nothing against you; I usually seldom indulge myself, direct pleasure can be a tad too overwhelming for me usually so if you’d let me feed off of yours this time I’ll keep your offer in mind for the future” Ballora traced warm kisses down your chin with unprecedented speed, leaving your mind reeling at the addicting onslaught of attention. All your inhibitions melted with every curl and pump of her fingers.

“Pretty little thing’s gonna come so quickly~” Your body instinctively curled into her, “Maybe I should drive things out even further…” 

“Please!” Was the only pitiful response you could muster up, already so worked up that you believed her obvious bluff. Ballora soothed your outburst with spindle-like teeth pressed gingerly against the skin of your neck,

”Ok~ You’re awfully needy Y/N~” She said. You gasped as she quickly withdrew her fingers from you, 

“I really would like more time for the two of us~ I should just tie you up and keep you in here with me, then I wouldn’t have to share” A protest died on your lips as three digits were practically shoved back into you.

”But that would be greedy of me unfortunately, I’ll just have to settle for giving you the best orgasms out of the group” Her casual, sincere way of talking lulled you into a warm sea of pleasure. She rendered you into a human puddle in her hold as you surrendered to her syrupy sweet words of affirmation.

Muscles aching from the way you wildly tensed up as she abused your sweet spot, head swimming as you felt overwhelming pressure curl in your gut every time her thumb worked at your clit; And even her teeth did their show of digging in just enough to make your skin crawl, was more than enough for Ballora to make good of her promise of making you have a world-resetting orgasm. You took big heaving breaths to try to keep yourself from becoming any more boneless, resting your entire weight on Ballora as tremors overtook your body.

You barely registered her words of vague praise, more focused on the way she slowly extracted her hand from inside your underwear- and by proxy yourself. Her now free hands had free reign to lovingly pet along your thighs,

“I’m guessing that was good?” She murmured kindly. 

“Mmmm” 

“I’ll take that as a yes” Her warm laugh washed over you, pleasant and somewhat tinny as it always was. Your arms wrapped around her neck again, a welcomed feeling of calm making you giddy enough to press appreciative kisses on whatever metal-plastic-skin-stuff of hers you could reach.

”Foxy and Freddy should be expecting us soon.” 

“Can we relax for a bit?” You asked, not feeling up to moving any time soon.

”Of course, darling~ Any more time I get to keep you to myself is time I will never take for granted. I never was good at sharing”

[pennyroks77]

made this a while ago and forgor abt it...

fnaf animatronic maker!

please rb if you use! I'd love to see y'all's results :D

(long post warning)

fav (human) character - animal

Crying Child - cat

Elizabeth Afton - hamster

Micheal Afton - spider

William Afton - bunny (ofc)

Vanessa Shelly - mouse

Mike Schmidt - dog

Abby Schmidt - raccoon

Henry Emily - panda

Charlie Emily - penguin

Gregory - tiger

Cassie (sb) - pig

other - gecko

fav fansong - style

FNaF (TLT) - original/blumhouse

Join the Party (JT Music) - toy

Die in a Fire (TLT) - withered

Afton Family (KryFuZe) - fredbear's family diner

Below the Surface (Griffinilla) - funtime

Stay Calm (Griffinilla) - rockstar

It's Been so Long (TLT) - nightmare

Never be Alone (Shadrow) - Balloon Boy/circus

I Can't Fix You (TLT, Crusher-P) - puppet

Stuck Inside (Black Gryph0n) - bonbon/bonnet

Run Run (CK9C) - freddy and friends

You Can't Hide (CK9C) - fnaf world

Lights On (Kyle Allen) - daycare attendant

Drop (CG5) - glamrock

I Got No Time (TLT) - fusion

Join us for a Bite (JT Music) - free choice

other - fusion or free choice

birth month - main color

january - white

february - red

march - teal

april - blue

may - coral

june - green

july - black

august - pink

september - yellow

october - orange

november - purple

december - brown

fav animatronic - accent color

freddy - tangerine

bonnie - silver

chica - lemon

foxy - rose

monty - turquoise

roxy - magenta

sun/moon - sky blue

ennard - lime

baby - mauve

ballora - indigo

mangle - scarlet

springbonnie - lavender

other - gold

everything else is up to you!!!

this is what I got! a toy/puppet fusion hamster named callie :)

[matrix-fnaf-roleplay]

M@tr!x's FNAF ask blog

The purpose of this blog is to help me build up my AU a bit more

This is a blog where I talk about my FNAF AU and roleplay as literally any FNAF character! ^^

Asks are Always open, anons welcome!

Each color corresponds to the character speaking, text and/or two emojis will also be added at the end of each text to help you see who's talking

(favorite characters to RP as: ennard, Cassidy, Abby, and Michael)

Human Characters-

William afton- 🐰🔪

Michael afton- 🍇🧟‍♂️ (past is 🦊🤘)

C.C./B.V.- 🧸🔦

Elizabeth Afton- 🍦🎀

Henry Emily- 🔧🐻

Charlie Emily- 🎭🪀

Mike Schmidt- 💤💊

Abby Schmidt- 🖍️♥️

Garret Schmidt- 👻🚘

Gregory- ⚡📦

Cassie- 🐺🔧

Cassidy- 🪦💛

Fritz- 🪦🦊

Gabriel- 🪦🐻

Susie- 🪦🐥

Jeremy- 🪦����

Jeremy fitzgerald- 🧠🤘

Vanessa- 🔦🔪

Phone guy- ☎️����

Phone dude- 📞📼

Animatronics:

•Originals

Freddy- 🐻🎩

Bonnie- 🐰🎸

Chica- 🐥🧁

Foxy- 🏴‍☠️🦊

•Withereds

W. Freddy- ⚙️🐻

W. Bonnie- ⚙️🐰

W. Chica- ⚙️🐥

W. Foxy- ⚙️🦊

•Toys

T. Freddy- 🪀🐻

T. Bonnie- 🪀🐰

T. Chica- 🪀🐥

Mangle- 💔🦊

Puppet- 💧🎭

Balloon boy- 🎈🎉

•Phantoms + springtrap

P. Freddy- 👻🐻

P. Chica- 👻🐥

P. Foxy- 👻🦊

P. Balloon boy- 👻🪀

P. Puppet- 👻🎭

Springtrap- 🫀🐰

•Springlocks

Fredbear- 🗝️🐻

Springbonnie- 🗝️🐰

•Nightmares

N. Freddy- 💭🐻

N. Bonnie- 💭🐰

N. Chica- 💭🐥

N. Foxy- 💭🦊

Nightmare fredbear- 🧸💭

Nightmare- 👹🐻

Nightmarionette- 🎭💭

Jack-o-chica- 🎃🐥

Jack-o-bonnie- 🎃🐰

Ignited foxy- 🔥🦊

•Funtimes

Funtime freddy- 🐻🎉

Funtime foxy- 🦊🎉

Ballora- 🩰🎉

Circus baby- 🤡🎉

Bon-bon- 🐰🎉

Bonnette- 🐰🎀

Yenndo- 🔌🐻

Lolbit- 🦊📺

Hand unit- 🖥️🎉

Ennard- 🍹🎉

•Rockstars + others

R. freddy- ⭐🐻

R. Bonnie- ⭐🐰

R. Chica- ⭐🐥

R. Foxy- ⭐🦊

Security puppet- ⭐🎭

Mr. Hippo- 🦛⭐

Orville elephant- 🐘🪄

Happy frog- 🐸⭐

Pig patch- 🐷⭐

Neddbear- 🐻🤪

El Chip- 🦫🌮

Funtime chica- 🐥📸

Music man- 🕷️🎧

Helpy- 🧸📜

•Scraps

Scrapbaby- 🛼🤡

Scraptrap- 🗑️🐰

Molten freddy- 🍝🐻

Lefty- 🐻🎭

•Glamrocks

Glamrock freddy- 🐻⚡

Glamrock bonnie- 🐰⚡

Glamrock chica- 🐥⚡

Roxanne wolf- 🐺⚡

Montgomery Gator- 🐊⚡

Sun- 🃏☀️

Moon- 🌙🃏

•Extras

Golden freddy- 💀🐻

Old man consequences- 🐊🎣

Vanny- 🐰🔦

Burntrap- 🔥⚡

Glitchtrap- 🐰🎮

Mimic- 🤖🔌

Shadow Bonnie- 🌑🐰

Shadow freddy- 🌑🐻

Eclipse- 🌙☀️

[m0thb0x]

name ideas pt1: ft - all our alters names

A: Abyss, Ace, Achillies, Adventurer, Alex, Apple, Archer, Archie, Art, Arti, Aspen, Aster, Astrid, Atlas, August, Axyl

B: Basil, Bear, Bee, Ben, Blue, Bones, Bonnie, Boo, Boomer, Boris, Borl, Bottle

C: Calip, Callie, Calypso, Candy, Cast, Charlie, Chayanne, Chloe, Cloud, Clown, Cody, Cole, Colin, Color, Connor, Corvead, Cosmos, Crow, Crowley, Cryptid, Cypher

D: Daemon, Daffodil, David, Daz, Delta, Dew, Dex, Doughy, Dr Sunshine, Dream, Dylan

E: Eli, Emry, Ender, Enot, Erin, Eris, Evan

F: Fang, Fawn, Fazbear, Felix, Fern, Flowey, Flynn, Foxy, Freddy, Fundy, Funtime

G: Ghostbur, Gummy

H: Hayley. Horse

I: Illiad, Ink, Isaac, Iv

J: Jack, Jacob, Jake, Jasper, Jax, Juno

K Kai, Kirby, Kitzo, Kyra, Kyri

L: Leif, Levi, Lily, Limbo, Link, Lukas

M: Mabel, Mae, Majora, Mako, Malachai, Mangle, Mask, Meeko, Melo, MI, Micheal, Mimic, Mistress, Monster, Moon, Mrs Delight

N: N, Nameless, Nathan, Nexus, Nick, Night, Nightcat, Nightmare, Nikki

O: Oddity, Omori, Ori, Otherbur

P: Papyrus, Pathfinder, Pebbles, Philza, Plauge, Possom, Proxy

R: Rain, Ranboo, Raven, Reaper, Remi, Ren, Reverie, Revive, Riv, Riven, Rivult, Rose

S: Sage, Saint, Sal, Sammy Lawrence, Sans, Scar, Seros, Silas, Siren, Six, Slime, Sneeg, Spear, Spearmaster, Spencer, Springtrap, Sprinkles, Star, Strawbee, Sun, Sundrop, Survivor, Survy

T: Tallulah, Taz, Techno, Teddy, Terror, Tessa, The Puppet, Theseus, Timan, Toby, Tommy, Toriel, Trevor, Tubbo, Twilight

V: Valem, Ven, Venus, Vesper, Vio, Violet, Vive, Void

W: Webber, Wilbur, William

X: X

Z: Zane, Zer0, Zero

Written by: Crow 📚🌿 - they/he/she Q: What names does the collective go by? A: Moth, Ren, Leaf, Bones, Box, Demetri, Demi, Phantom, and Ghost! We mostly go by Moth and Ren though!

banner by alien-emoji-art on tumblr

[nightmaremonarch]

funtime foxy redesign!! feel free to use my redesigns (w credit) and check out my ballora and funtime freddy redesigns!! explanation belooww

there isn't much to say about funtime foxy's redesign, unlike the others. i tried to make them appear more confident and charismatic like how they appear/sound in ucn so they seem like much more of an entertainer!

funtime foxy's clothes are real, pretty much everything else is sculpted. like.. they have fake sculpted rubber fur rather than actual fur!! i also got rid of funtime foxy's tail because of the clothes & balance restrictions... </3 definitely not because i forgot to draw it 💀💀 (if u draw the design.. please include the tail.)

their endo is p boring since they don't have many special features that require an interesting endo, it was only included for character sheet consistency and my mom, who wanted to see the endo 😭😭

emm the only other thing ican thing of is the anatomy is like… purposefully chunky! it’s not a perfect recreation of a human, it’s rubber over metal, so it looks a bit uncanny… >:)

anywho!! not much else to say, if you have any questions abt how my redesigns work go look at ballora and funtime freddy's!! baby's will be out tmr ;] hers is my favorite.. all that said!! boom!! funtime foxy!!

[fun-fun-chaos]

just saw ur "ask stuff about my fnaf AU" post soooo what were the most major changes u made 2 canon in ur au? what was the reasoning behind those choices?

hrrrmm

one thing that mightve been a pretty big change was making the Fazbear Frights epilogues (and a few of the other stories) not canon in my AU!! the reason wasnt rlly a serious one, but i never understood the epilogues to begin with. what made me make the decision final was reading the epilogue of book 11. real ones know ☹️

another thing thats a big change is changing Circus Babys’ Pizza World! instead, its Circus Kittys’ Candyland! the reason is that after my made my current Funtime Freddy design, it reminded me of cotton candy!! so i decided to make the rest of the Funtimes candy/sweets/dessert themed as well (i havent designed the rest of em other than FunFred n Bon Bon; Funtime Freddys’ based on cotton candy, Bon Bons’ based off of those blue gummy sharks, Funtime Foxy will be based off of candy canes, Ballora will be based off of cake, and Circus Kitty/Baby will be based off of ice cream!!)

as for Circus Baby being “Circus Kitty,” i cant rlly draw humanoids that well (aside from my favorite human character in fnaf COUGH) so decided to change the humanoid animatronics into animals (Circus Kitty being a maine coon kitten, and Ballora being a swan) :p

[madame-irys]

Headcanon Voices for my FNaF AU!

William - Alex Beckham (Man on the Internet)

Violet/RWQ - Billie Eillish (idk why, maybe I just really like Bury a Friend :P)

The Mimic - Oracle/Prophet (Vintage8)

4n0m4ly - Alastor (Hazbin Hotel)

Tiger Rock/The Blob - AM (I Have No Mouth and I Must Scream)

Ennard/Molten - Will Wood (Specifically in Cotard's Solution)

Caller - Scott Cawthon (This is because he's Phone Guy, lol)

Nightmare Fredbear - Venom (Venom 2018)

Funtime Freddy - Robo Fizz (Helluva Boss)

Yenndo - Husk (Hazbin Hotel)

Lolbit - Mr. Mxyzptlk (My Adventures with Superman)

BONUS:

The Rat (FNaC) - "Sonic"/2017x (Subterfuge)

[comfort-clubhouse]

Comfort Characters

(Wave 6)

Jessie (Toy Story)

Slinky Dog (Toy Story)

Cake (Battle For BFB)

Trixie (Toy Story)

Monika (Doki Doki Literature Club)

Mario (Mario)

Harley Quinn (MultiVersus)

Tails Doll (Sonic R)

Della Duck (Ducktales - 2017)

MePad (Inanimate Insanity)

Lightbulb (Inanimate Insanity)

Numbuh 5 (Kids Next Door)

Shaggy (Scooby Doo)

Holly Thistle (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Humf (Humf)

Napstablook (Undertale)

Y (Alphabet Lore)

Kasane Teto (UTAU Vocaloid)

Hatsune Miku (UTAU Vocaloid)

Kagamine Rin (UTAU Vocaloid)

Bow/Bot (Inanimate Insanity)

Scarecrow (Batman - The Brave and The Bold)

Sylveon (Pokémon)

Girlfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Tabi (Friday Night Funkin)

Tails (Sonic)

Sonic (Sonic Movie)

Shinto (Friday Night Funkin - Lullaby)

F (Alphabet Lore)

Gingy (Shrek)

Nanny Plum (Ben & Holly's Little Kingdom)

Mr Scatterbrain (Mr Men Show)

Kissy (Moshi Monsters)

Boo (Monsters Inc)

Boris (Bendy and The Ink Machine)

King Candy (Wreck It Ralph)

Amethyst (Steven Universe)

Komasan (Yo-Kai Watch)

Flurry Heart (My Little Pony)

Tuffy (Tom & Jerry)

Candy Cat (Poppy Playtime)

Tom Kenny (Celebrity)

atsuover (YouTuber)

(Wave 7)

Sonic (Sonic)

Garnet (Steven Universe)

Pearl (Steven Universe)

Bonnie (Toy Story)

Lilo Pelekai (Lilo & Stitch)

Stitch (Lilo & Stitch)

Angel (Lilo & Stitch)

Chip (Sonic)

Vector (Sonic)

Dave Algebra Class (Friday Night Funkin)

Korekiyo Shinguji (Danganronpa)

Jeepers (Moshi Monsters)

Pichu (Pokémon)

Manaphy (Pokémon)

Jirachi (Pokémon)

Annie (Friday Night Funkin)

Garcello (Friday Night Funkin)

Puss in Boots (Puss in Boots)

Kitty Softpaws (Puss in Boots)

Three Diablos (Puss in Boots - The Three Diablos)

Felix (Wreck It Ralph)

Bunzo Bunny (Poppy Playtime)

Roy O'brien (ROY)

Sans (Undertale)

Tom (Eddsworld)

Giulia (Luca)

Lesley (Don't Hug Me I'm Scared)

(Wave 8)

Boyfriend (Friday Night Funkin)

Chris (Friday Night Funkin)

Paintbrush (Inanimate Insanity)

Matt (Eddsworld)

Tord (Eddsworld)

Tyke (Tom & Jerry)

Laa-Laa (Teletubbies)

Po (Teletubbies)

Rover (Animal Crossing)

Isabelle (Animal Crossing)

Timmy Nook and Tommy Nook (Animal Crossing)

Anya (Spy X Family)

Woolly and Tig (Woolly and Tig)

Slushi (Chikn Nuggit)

Odie (Garfield)

Moomintroll (Moomin)

Moominmamma (Moomin)

Sleepypaws (Moshi Monsters)

Shishi (Moshi Monsters)

Inky (Pac-Man)

Winner (The Power of Two)

Yoshi (Mario)

Sunday (Friday Night Funkin)

Streber (Spooky Month)

Mio (Mio Mao)

Mao (Mio Mao)

Toothless (How To Train Your Dragon)

P (Alphabet Lore)

Jack Skellington (Nightmare Before Christmas)

(Wave 9)

Numbuh 3 (Kids Next Door)

Torchic (Pokémon)

Dwebble (Pokémon)

Slappy (Goosebumps)

Suki (Avatar - The Last Airbender)

Patrick Star (SpongeBob)

Zoe Kusama (Criminal Case)

Pepa Madrigal (Encanto)

Mirabel Madrigal (Encanto)

Oswald The Lucky Rabbit

Dum Mee Mee (Shopkins)

Pim (Smiling Friends)

Foxy (Five Nights At Freddy's)

Funtime Freddy (Five Nights At Freddy's - Sister Location)

Wednesday (Wednesday Series)

Sunflower (Plants Vs Zombies)

Bill Cipher (Gravity Falls)

Apple Bloom (My Little Pony)

Snorkmaiden (Moomin)

Unikitty (Unikitty Series)

Wanda (Fairly Oddparents)

Bender (Futurama)

[galactic-knightmare]

Me : I wanna draw Funtime freddy. My brain : draw him covered in cats Me : ...why?? My Brain : CATS

My brain decided that psychotic murder bear would be a cat person, I guess... XD

..it also decided to make the headcanon that ALL Freddys, when focusing/confused, just do a blep. I don't make the rules. ;P

[gyozumaki]

By singular demand, I have compiled some lists so welcome one and all to...

Can I beat up a fox?

I'm listing all these characters from memory and in the previous post, I forgot about the Rockstar lineage. So to make up for it, The Joy of Creation is now canon to these lists :P CRITERIA IF YOU FORGOT! I am a 5'7" twink with extensive FNAF and horror knowledge going against these bastards solo.

EXCLUSIONS: Help Wanted 1+2, UCN, AR, FNAF World, anything from the books (FUCK THE FNAF BOOKS AND COMICS 🗣️) lets go

Bottom of the list, we have Phantom Foxy. Does he have a hidden crowbar? Maybe. But I'm fine if I ignore him. He's like a zit on my face; if I forget about it, it goes away.

Up the list is Rockstar Foxy, my personal favorite of the Rockstar line. There is a non-zero chance of dying but he's pretty chill. Cool bird 👍

Now we are upping the ante QUICK with Nightmare Foxy. Flashlights work but my hearing and vision aren't the best, I won't notice he's in the closet until he's lunging at me. But I think I have a chance.

Nightmare Mangle is basically the same but gets a point ahead for their looks. Jesus fucking Christ.

Foxy the Pirate, the captain of Pirate's Cove! One of the weakest jumpscares of the game but he is still troublesome. If we got into some fisticuffs, I would probably struggle a good bit. He's speedy and has a sharp ass hook, what can I do about that on the spot? Throw Carl at him??

The enigma themself, Mangle. Taking a single look at them from the hallway should say enough. They're nimble, quick, jumping over the candlestick and all. There isn't much I can think of on how to fight them aside from a baseball bat and my legs. Freddy mask can only do so much in this case.

Funtime Foxy, our genderfluid icon! If I'm in a dark room and see them spazzing twenty feet away from me, I'm probably gonna fold right then and there. Fast and erratic, just yikes. Sonuvabitch better fall over at the first uppercut or I'm gone.

Required TJOC entry, welcome Ignited Foxy. I know how to deal with him, he's not too difficult in theory, but in the ring?? I'm a goner (insert shitty twenty one pilots joke in there, the new album was mid and I'm not 13 anymore) he's original Foxy on crack and requires concentration to manage.

AND AT THE NUMBER ONE SPOT, WE HAVE WITHERED FOXY!! Insert Piemations joke number two in here, how can I dodge something lunging at my face with sheer vitriol? A light works until FUCKING BALLOON BOY STEALS MY (insert another cheap Piemations joke here) I'm done for. A slight chance of survival but that's a level of math I don't feel like putting my brain to. He's number two on the Withered line. My reflexes are that of a dead crawfish, I'm so cooked.

A thank you to @maple-flavored-whiskey for giving me something to do tonight 🤘

Edit: I FORGOT PHANTOM MANGLE SORRY

[thewistlingbadger]

Help wanted two rant: Is the game real?

Disclaimer: this serves mostly as a rant about the information that was presented in Help Wanted two and multiple theories surrounding this game. My knowledge about the FNAF franchise is not vast.

The most important thing to me about this game is the different time eras shown in the game.

We are shown fall fest. Fall fest is speculated to be a precursor to the fazbear franchise. It was a festival in the fall (potentially even Halloween?) that had tons of games and rides. Unfortunately, the festival ended in fire. We know for a fact there were two versions of this festival. One in 1983 and one in 1973. It's speculated that we are shown the fall fest of 73 due to a poster we receive in the game.

Several of the mini games in HW2 that take place in sister location. We see baby, ballora, Funtime Freddy, the minirinas, and ennard who is the combination of all of the funtimes. Sister location is also referenced in one of the endings of the game, where the character goes up the sister location elevator. One of the alternate endings in sister location is also referenced in the game, with the pincode 1983 to access the puppet poppet. Two things stand out to me about the sister location references. 1. This means the player of HW2 experienced sister location and 2. The reference to the code 1983 is especially interesting considering that ending of the game isn't canon.

FNAF 1-3. These games are referenced in the fazer blast carnival games.

Pizza simulator: HW2 takes place in the fake pizzeria that was the setting for FNAF 6. Animatronics specific to FNAF 6 also make an appearance in HW2.

Security breach: the player of HW2 was present at the pizza Plex before we saw it with Gregory. We know this bc we go on the log ride that was closed to the public. Various pizza Plex characters are shown in mini games as well as different positions within the pizza Plex and locations. In one of the endings of HW2, the player plays princess quest, a game first introduced in SB.

Ruin. The inclusion of shattered animatronics and damaged settings means the player is aware of or was present after the pizza Plex fell apart. The player of HW2 also uses the Vanni mask, a mask first introduced in in SB: Ruin.

I think we can use what we see in HW2 to make assumptions about what's going on in the game. For example, I believe the player is mixing up things they've experienced and their memories with the actual Fazbear training modules. This explains why half of the games are instructional (such as food prep and stuff), and the other are more personal (fall fest and sister location). I also feel like the fact that the multiple references to different time eras can serve as a major clue as to who the player could possibly be.

The player has experienced FNAF 1 (the player was Micheal Afton), FNAF 2 (the player was Jeremy Fitzgerald until the last night, where the player was Micheal Afton), FNAF 3 (the player was Micheal Afton), Sister location (the player was Micheal Afton), and FNAF 6 (the player was Micheal Afton). We know Micheal Afton was the only night guard to survive FNAF 1-3. We know Micheal Afton was the main character for both sister location and FNAF 6. Jeremy Fitzgerald is potentially an option, but he suffered a massive brain injury and I don't think he'd be able to perform the tasks we see in the game. Several souls, including Micheal Afton's, are supposed to be released in FNAF 6. However, post FNAF 6, we've been presented with evidence that William Afton, Elizabeth Afton, Charlie, and several other souls/animatronics survived the fire. So who's to say Micheal didn't? After all, his room is LITERALLY in the pizza Plex.

Do I think Micheal was present during fall fest? It's hard to say, due to his age, if he'd be old enough to even remember it. Another possible reason as to why so many game references are made in HW2 could also be because we know that FNAF 1-4 are in universe games. This doesn't explain how the player of HW2 knows about sister location or FNAF 6. I seriously don't think the player is someone who was working at Fazbear but wasn't Micheal. There's not a lot of evidence to back this up.

Lots of people think the player of HW2 is Cassie's dad from Ruin. We learn in Ruin that Cassie's dad is either missing or dead (referred in the past tense plus the sticky note in Ruin), that he's a faz tech, and that he likes Bonnie. There's a lot of overlap between the description of Cassie's dad and the HW2 player but idk man.

There's more questions to be had with help wanted two. Like, when does this game take place? How long has the player been down in there? Why are they there? I feel like maybe the game isn't actually real but rather shows how the player has fallen into madness but idk. What's up Mrs. Hippo? If she's not processed why does she talk to the player the way she does?