#pampletmi

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I’m terrified of death as the cessation of existence and the stopping of all thought but I think everything around it is so beautiful. I wish I had a sort of immortality which allowed me to come back as I was right before I died yet I still left a corpse. It’d be so nice to have my own corpse.

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I had a dream where I ate his ass.

I can’t believe I’m genuinely tsundere about a fucking video game. When I see him in the game I call him an asshole like seriously stop with your stupid slide kicks and all your punches and don’t you dare hit me more than once again! But when I look at him anywhere where I feel like he can’t see me I am all sigh and giggle and teehee. I am determined not to show this guy actual affection where he can see it. I’m sure if he was real he’d be able to tell. He smoothed his hair back when he put on his hat and I felt like I was about to explode. He’s a DILF but he’s such an asshole.

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Alright. I’m just gonna come out and say it. I find scrubs to be genuinely sexier outfits than sexy nurse costumes. Fight me on this.

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I would die before I shaved my pussy. I shave my cunt for no one. I do not want my rat to be exposed to the elements…

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I deserve to be able to regenerate my hymen. Why isn’t that just I thing I can magically do? I want it back. I wasted it on a stupid jelly dildo on my period. Please let me have it back. I feel like a bad and dirty boy for breaking it.

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I want to be teased by other trans guys with bigger t-dicks about how tiny mine is. I want them to hold me down and tease and play with and flick my tiny prick and rub their own bigger t-dicks against mine to compare. I want them to laugh at me when I cum from their teasing.

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It’s Don’t Ding Devil’s Doorbell December everypony… Joey was an idiot and immediately failed NNN so now he’s doing this. Pray for me.

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Who else on the fucking dashboard gets bullied by their intestines????

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I want horny anons goddamn it. Mean ones too. I have a craving for getting sexually bullied by the internet gloryhole.

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Hopefully SOMEONE will let me sleep… not naming any names but its a part of my meat husk… you be quiet now meaty BEAST…

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Being someone’s pet sounds like such fun but also… it’s commitment and I can’t even commit to using a T///M on a Pocket Pal…

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The microplastics in my brain are mingling with my breeding drive and now I think I am spontaneously ovulating over a cartoon zucchini help…

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I am a man who has masturbated to completion to drawings of feet where the toes were blackout censored and the soles were pixelated. Fear me.

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My o-face is a horrified grimace. It’s actually so fucking funny.

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Good old Joey and his battery acid pussy. If you gathered my Joey Juice and shot it from a super soaker or something it would probably cut right through whatever you shot at.

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Writing porn is soooo hard. You get horny and it distracts you but you know if you go jack off you’re going to lose your groove. Goddamn it.