#paradnormal

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Ooc: Hey! So it's gonna be my birthday tomorrow!

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IN FACT YOU ARE NOT MY AUNT

ZOE, YOURE ACTING LIKE IM IN LOVE WITH HIM WHEN IM NOT. GDI I AM IN MY TWENTIES AM I NOT ALLOWED TO BE HORNY?!

[paradnormal-investigator]

friends? :D

Awe hell yeah dude! You and Kyle are welcome to the office ANY time! :)

Just to be warned, the only drinks ever in the vending machine are Cherry pepsi max, and it never seems to run out...

[paradnormal-investigator]

Here she iiiiiis, the tiny paranormal baby!!!!!! Kindra, my adorable little murder baby!!!!

(Dw @tateccobain I'm not gonna make you pay child support 🙄)

[paradnormal-investigator]

...what if I don't wanna be a ghostbuster anymore?

What if I just wanna investigate the paranormal now? :(

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God DAMN running a business is hard 😖

(NSFW under the cut)

I just need someone to like, bend me over my desk and make me not think for a couple hours.

Like, properly fuck me like an animal. Messy and rough and act like it doesn't matter if I cum or not (I do). Put me in my place and mark me up and maybe spank me a little, if time persists.

Pull on my hair and rest their hand on my throat and move my body like they want to and just spread my legs like what I want doesn't matter, amd no matter how many times I cum, or how limp my body gets, or how sore and intense it is, they just keep going

Fuck.

[paradnormal-investigator]

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Hey, the name is Rad. Yes, that is my name. Rad as in cool, not as in terfs. Those cunts can fuck off.

Pronouns are she/her.

I look into weird shit here on tumblr.

If something isn't right, @ me. Ya dig?

Minors, please block the tag: #minors don't look

Has a love-hate relationship with cherry Pepsi max.

Mother of one weirdly possessed Henry Hoover (I think it's alive)

Here's my business card

Seeking an investigative assistant

Inquire within (ask)

Ghosts and guys that look like the monopoly man need not apply.

Uhhh that's it.

[paradnormal-investigator]

Just had like two vodka sprites. In the mood to make some bad decisions, omw.

@paradnormal-investigator I'm pissed off. Come over.

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Why are you on Kai’s dick one second and off it the next?

I only wanted one fuck. And I got that. So now I'm satisfied.

Also, I can't drop everything to be in his little harem and suck his dick when he wants to. I've got a whole-ass business to run here and a sentient vacuum cleaner to raise.

Besides, I'm too funny to be one of his little girlfriends, because, and I quote: "As a woman (...) don't speak unless you're spoken to". And I just make too many jokes and ramble too much for that shit.

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I have acquired a beverage.

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Hmmmm

...maybe it's time that I got a sugar daddy...

But who do I know that's like... really old and rich? *gasp*

💡 IDEA!!!!!! :D

@thejamespatrickmarch u up?

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wHEN HE GIVES YOU HIS LAST CHICKEN NUGGET!!!!

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Me with @henry-cleaner

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now you're my aunt. no option

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stop being annoying, better go see if tate wants to get back with you... which I doubt.

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You met werewolves, huh?

Soooo, uhhhh... knots-?

...not as big as you'd expect, honestly. Still quite... fulfilling tho ;3

And as a polite lady, I'll leave it at that.