#pat sharp

[anarchic-miscellany]

Reading "One Piece" for the First Time, Part 11: So our gang are hanging out in "every town from an evil Western" ever, and I should be annoyed that the author has put Meme in Progress and Giga Chad to sleep, but... Actually I am a bit annoyed, they're great.

To the surprise of only The Idiot, this town of obviously suspiciously evil people led by a man with a violently dreadful haircut are kind of evil. But this is all a simple excuse to have The Himbo do his thing, and stretch his legs a little. A fair bit of it is "edgy shonen protagonist" stuff, but there's a zany, wacky little sequence involving a ladder straight out of a Buster Keaton movie, so that's always a plus from me, and the art has much improved this time: the author has gotten much better at drawing lunacy. I look forward to when he gives screentime to anyone who isn't the Himbo and the Idiot.

Then he has to go and fucking ruin it by bringing back The Idiot, to do whatever the fuck this bimbling barrel of buffoonery does. The joke could have been great, have him waking up to find that the town of murderous evil-doers are dead, and The Himbo just smoking a cigarette, looking to his freshly fucked blade and going "Was it good for you too?" but alas they hate my brilliant ideas, so we have this.

The gruesome twosome have another Shonen-y fight with some more weirdos, and an utterly bizarre bit where the Idiot is briefly annoyed by The Himbo apparently murdering people: my guy, those blades don't have fucking safety wheels on. Would you be annoyed at The Giga Chad for cooking carrots or Pat Sharp for being a DJ, would you? Stupid question, this character's a fucking moron.

The Cartographer with a brain cell shakes them out of it, as this is all a way to introduce what I assume are our actual villains "The Baroque Works", which seems superfluous since every motherfucker they've tusseled with has had hair like a Dutch Cathedral and outfits like a T-shirt cannon loaded with the wardrobe from "The Fifth Element". Still, the leader is named "Crocodile", and oh god I hope they fight a crocodile. OH I HOPE THE GIGA CHAD EATS A CROCODILE. He'd better eat a crocodile, Ohda, I swear to all that is holy!

Not as much to annoy me in this chapter (no fucking Dracule Mihawk, thank fucking Christ) aside from the giant duck being ready to kill The Idiot but suddenly decided to ride in the different direction because it being infected by his stupidity is the only reason the author could come up with to write his moron out of a corner.

But it didn't annoy me that much. I just want more of Giga Chad, Meme in Progress and the Cartographer with a Brain Cell. It's like dinner with an 8 year old: "No, you can't have more morons until you'd spent time with the current crop of idiots! Now finish your Giga Chad and Meme in Progress!"

The plot about a princess revolution is going to get dropped faster than that cowboy manga I read from this guy's nonce teacher ("Gun Blaze West" sucks so hard guys), so at least they're making progress in the plot...

They're now chatting to a Rodeo Stripper, and really guys? A bit of a step down from otters and duck-riding princesses and men with curly hair cannons in this town alone.

I'm down for Rodeo Strippers though, cowboys and Westerns are my jam.

[somestupidlittledweeb]

the holy trinity of virgin

[majorvillarreal]

bring it on, february

[yumkandie]

🎶 i want a maid who will clean for no one else

when i’m away she’ll use her duster on my shelf

when i’m away she’ll only clean my house

i want a maid who cleans for no one else 🎶

cringetober day 29 - maid dress

[sxrve]

ok so i did kinda have to rush this before new years😓

[unrealriverscuomo]

maybe this will do better here than tiktok ??? LMAO

[weezerlvr228]

me and gang presenting the worst slideshow known to man

[weezerfan124]

im going insane help i love this image

[rocketqueen48]

Everyone is like 😬…

[awesometerrarian]

Something something weezer fanart hi

[anarchic-miscellany]

Terrible Screenplay Idea: The British Avengers

It's "The Avengers" but the British version: 1. The Absolute Unit 2. Danny Dyer as an expert darts player. 3. Sean Lock as the leader ("what the fuck is that? Fuck off!") 4. Pat Butcher from "Eastenders" 5. Iron Bru Man 6. Pat Sharp

[julpernulper]

ooweeoo

[joesmitten]

[majorvillarreal]

amanda young from saw likes weezer confirmed

[krustykrabfunfair]

do you all think their periods ever synced up?

[sxrve]

weezer sends out a psa