#peeveepee

[huggingtentacles]

so, as a chronic co-oper with nearly as many hours in elden ring as you, heres my two cents on the matter.

if an invasion happens, and that invader is not immediately ground to dust, that session is ruined. period. an invader drains so many resources by simply existing that it becomes impossible to beat the boss. i have, in my time, never seen a fair invasion not result in the host either dying instantly to the invader or die to the boss because all their stuff had to be spent on the invader.

Fuck it I'm gonna be mean to this anon.

"How DARES this filthy invader even suggest that I, a cooperative gamer with many hours in this game, have to put effort into playing this From Software game!?

What do you mean I have to do a little preparation for coop by learning some healing and buffing incantations, utilising the tools the game gives me like warming stones, having a ranged option like a bow to keep the invader at a distance and luring in mobs?

Do you DARE to suggest that I have to ration my heals and play smart to keep my host save!? I thought this From Software game was supposed to be easy! My host summoned me, therefore he is entitled to a win!"

Anon, I'm sorry to break it to you, but if the invader managed to drain you enough for you to die to the boss, that is completely and utterly your fault and you have zero excuses. The invader isn't ruining shit by playing the game, you just lost. You lost in a From Software game. That's how you learn. I'm sorry but these games are hard and you learn by dying. This applies to both you and your host.

Let me just really quickly break it down to you, so you understand where I'm coming from:

Let's assume the host is around meta, with their flask fully upgraded, summoning 2 phantoms in, say, Farum Azula.

They have 14 +12 flasks with 4 of them dedicated to blue flasks since they spam their moonveil very often.

And let's say they summoned one phantom with 6 red flasks and 1 blue flask, a pure melee build that sometimes used ashes of war. And another phantom, an Incantation caster who has 4 red flasks and 3 blue flasks.

10+6+4 = 20

20 red flasks is 16200 HP in a liquid form, and we are not even taking into the account any regen spells, any warming stones, no talisman effects, just these heals. Defeating enemies in the area and killing red scarabs will give them even more HP, because those sources give a few flasks to EVERYONE. And even if the invader manages to kill someone, chances are, a blue will be summoned to replace them.

The invader usually has 5 red flasks and 2 blue flasks. It depends on the build but it's my most common health/focus points distribution. 5 healing flasks is 4050 HP. Do you see where I'm going with this?

"Invasions are resource draining" YOU are SHIT at managing your 16000+ health pool. You straight up have health of a demi-god collectively.

Invaders have learned to manage their small health pool, we have learned how to adapt to every situation, we have learned how to push every stat to it's limit. Not because we wanted to, but because we had to deal with your insane advantages.

Why don't you put in effort in playing a From Software game for once in your 2000 hours? Maybe do some preparations, communicate with your host via gestures, utilise what the game has available. Because I play coop too, and when my host dies, it's never invader being too strong and draining all of our resources, it's the host with no vigor, or the host being comboed or playing stupid, or walking off the ledge. I have regen for myself and for the host, I can manage my resources well, I know where my scarabs are, I know how to communicate with the host, and the invader is simply not enough to break a coop like that.

And if they are, it's your fault.

[belfrysol]

peeveepee :3

[mex-sickos]

Boomer sama.......

[keengu-blog]

Went overboard with the glows and fx again on this one but it was really fun! I did researches only for the pose, tweeking both arms and legs until I got a something I liked, I don’t think it’s worth posting.  BTW for a costume that is supposed to be rare, I get a lot of requests from people actually owning one xD

[newtogw2]

Do you WvW?

Or have you thought about it?  If so, you may wanna read up on the upcoming changes to World vs World posted to Dulfy’s site!  This is one of the many things I have not yet done in game, and sounds good in theory, but some of you veteran folks may feel differently.  Please weigh in! 

[gemwolfz]

peeveepee

yknow what fuck it this gets its own post. why is this Platoon Secret Base bathroom built like this what the FUCK is this. three undivided toilets on pedestals with ladders. is this for pvp shitting or what

[alteiriaa--old]

sugisxiv replied to your post: [[MOR] I actually fell asleep at a sane time for...

YOU BETTER SLEEP UNTIL YOU FEEL BETTER BECAUSE I WILL NOT LET YOU PEEVEEPEE UNTIL YOU ARE BETTER MISSY! D:<

Haaaaaaalllllpppp I’m being mom’d~

Promise I will try to have a nap at least though, I just have a lot of running around to do, I just don’t want to go back to bed because I *will* sleep in and miss the doctor’s appointment, and I want this cough to fuck off.

[dancinghare]

All right so there’s a lot of crying on the forums about how Horde is in such a terrible place for PVP right now and EMFH is too stronk and wah wah wah. So I did a highly scientific* test this Monday night. (* Not scientific at all.)

Two characters both with last season’s PVP gear, one Horde and one Alliance. Orny’s gear is conquest, so it’s better, but Sath is fully blue honor geared, so it’s not too bad. And, I think a healer has more influence on the outcome than does a hunter but I don’t have a PVP geared Horde healer so.

For each I did three random battlegrounds, and queued for Ashran.

Alliance: Alliance queues are around 10-15 minutes long. Pretty long! I’m also queued for Ashran while I do the randoms.

Game 1: Aisle of Conquest, we lost. I decide to blacklist AV and IoC because I’ve heard it makes the queue lower. It did, but not appreciably. It was still about 9 minutes. Game 2: Eye of the Storm. We won, even though I was left alone at my tower the whole game. So lonely. Game 3: Strand. My team dicked around fighting on roads instead of breaking any gates down. With 2 minutes left, we still hadn’t got into the courtyard, so I ditched. Would have definitely been a loss.  I never did get into Ashran. I waited for 45 minutes. It might be good now, I have no idea?

Horde: Queues are fast, about 30 seconds. I don’t blacklist anything.  Game 1: That fake WSG one. Normally I blacklist it because I hate it. We lose 0-3. Game 2: Alterac Valley. We win. Whoa. Game 3: AV again. We lose, but it’s a very good and close game -- Alliance has 2 reinforcements left.  Ashran I get instantly. There are all of fourteen (one four) Horde in the raid. I don’t know if there is another raid going or not, but the zone seems pretty dead. The people in the group are pulled from all kinds of servers, ones that we normally aren’t grouped with. I manage to get all of one kill for my Nemesis before giving up. So if you’re keeping track, my wins (1 out of 3) were the same for both factions. I mean, I guess it’s bad if you arena but faction doesn’t matter in arena anyway so ... ?? Be happy about your fast queues, it’s really not that bad. 

[mex-sickos]

They r1 spammed all the in game content, why would peeveepee be any different l0l

Why the fuck would you approach me after a whiff with the estoc if you see I have an ultra on the other hand and more armor than Jesus and Wolverine combined, and then people say Dark Souls 2 PvP is too big brained, no, you just dying for the same reason you feast upon manure when fighting the AI: You get too damn greedy because you fail to see the massive fuckstick behind my hp bar.

[kisses-of-taco]

I thought the point of Protect was to guard your captain, not assume that she can Block/Heal and tank like a common Paladin. =T

One too many times has the team left me behind to go after the enemy Cap. I then became fodder for the Eles and SMs who immediately began to tear Marc a new one.

[mex-sickos]

YUKIKAZE SAMA NANODA

[mex-sickos]

Well decided to do a single 10 roll and got sumner so guess I’ll be testing her out after all, uss still bade tho grr grrr

[mex-sickos]

If all goes well I should finish Leipzig’s Kai today, which I’m pretty excited about, I’m 1/2ing her with Percy and Ruse rn (only 30 oil which I’m really pleased about) and I think I should have enough oil to get her to 85, then all I gotta do is wait for peeveepee to update so I can get enough merit for a buli and we’ll be in business baybeee, the kms fleet is surprisingly fun, can’t wait to start working on skills and stuff but unfortunately PvP fleet comes first (I recently switched Suzu and Yuu out for Siri and Juneau I know I’m a sellout), Heinrich and Ruse rip through enemies even with like 10 levels deficit so I’m positively vibrating to see how the do on level with max skills

[mex-sickos]

Ehehehe the girls done~ all we need is skills and levels and she’s peeveepee capable

[mex-sickos]

Check out this delightful person I met in peeveepee today

[mex-sickos]

MAX SKILLS IN THE PEEVEEPEE FLEET BAYBEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I WAS SO CAUGHT UP IN THE EVENT I FORGOT TODAY IS THE SPECIALEST OF DAYS