#pickyourbones

[the-dread-papyrus]

✧ ey

Bolding Meme

I would kill you. ✧ I would physically hurt you. ✧ I would attack you unprovoked. ✧ I would manipulate you. ✧ I dislike you. ✧ You annoy me. ✧ You scare me. ✧ You intimidate me. ✧ I hope I intimidate you. ✧ I pity you. ✧ You disgust me. ✧ I hate you. ✧ I’m indifferent toward you. ✧ I’d like to get to know you better. ✧   I’d like to spend more time with you. ✧ I’d like to be friends with you. ✧  I’m unsure what to think of you. ✧ I’m unsure how I feel about you. ✧ You are my friend. ✧ You are my best friend. ✧ You are my mentor. ✧ I look up to you. ✧ I respect you. ✧ You are my hero. ✧ You inspire me. ✧ You are my enemy. ✧ You make me happy. ✧ I want to protect you. ✧ I would fight by your side. ✧ I consider you an equal. ✧ I think you are beneath me. ✧ I think you are above me. ✧ I would lie for you. ✧ I would lie to you. ✧ I would sleep with you. ✧ I would sleep by your side. ✧ I would hug you. ✧ I would kiss you. ✧ You are family to me. ✧ I would die for you. ✧ I would kill for you. ✧ I would trust you with my life. ✧ I would trust you with my most precious belonging. ✧ I would trust you with a secret. ✧ I would trust you with my biggest / darkest secret. ✧ I love you (platonically). ✧ I love you (romantically).

[tiredbunblogs]

pickyourbones

there's a reason why ppl get midnight snax

i ate like an hour ago!!! im already chubby i dont need no more weight 

[citrusbones]

► don't care how or with what but! treat yo self

Send my character a ► and a command. They must obey.

Sounds like a good night to have orange sherbet, then. 

[paperskele95]

pickyourbones replied to your post: don't be upsetti have some spaghetti

i had something called chocolate lasagna the other day

BANNED

[plumattacks]

@the-innocent-papyrus , @pickyourbones

seriously? both of you laze around like my brother does? 

[br455]

tardy to the party but! blows u a dozen bday kisses. muah

Thanks, cutie. 💋

[gettuskedon]

[strikingskeletonsiege]

LIKE I GET ASS, I MEAN ACE, I WAS ACTUALLY TRYING TO PUSH HIS BUTTONS

DROLL, EXCUSE ME, DREAD, I DON’T KNOW WHY HE WENT OFF SO QUICK. APPARENTLY MAKING A JOKE ABOUT BREAKING MY LEGS OR OTHER ME’S LEGS OR WHAT THE FUCK EVER FOR HURTING HIS KID IS LIKE. INSULTING HIM? LIKE SORRY I WOULD IMPLY YOU’D ACTUALLY DEFEND THE ANKLE BITER, OR SOMETHING.

I GOT NO CLUE ABOUT BONES I GUESS HE’S JUST MAD I PISSED OFF OTHER PEOPLE AND I’M NOT SORRY FOR IT. GUESS THAT MAKES ME TOO EDGY NOW! THERE’S LITERALLY NOTHING ELSE DEFINING ME BESIDES SLINGING INSULTS, GOOD WORK, PACK IT UP BOYS

[prcfesscr-laytcn]

pickyourbones replied to your post: So, um, I’m going to sleep soon, but… would anyone...

he broke his pelvis having sex

Paul is an incel.

Also, what happened was so much more wild. One moment, please.

[the-innocent-papyrus]

rate meee

Ratings

*hmmmm, i think i’m gonna have to go with... a perfect 100. 10/10 humor, not bad in the looks department, excellent fashion sense, and a great personality.

[the-dread-papyrus]

here's an ask- vanilla or chocolate?

DEFINITELY CHOCOLATE!!! VANILLA’S OKAY IN SOME THINGS I GUESS, NYEH HEH HEH.

[trashdotexe-moved]

pickyourbones replied to your post: SO ANYWAY it’s usagi’s birthday today,

u share a bday with a magical girl, further proof ur a magical girl

shhshSHHHHHHSHHHHHHH....

[citrusbones]

pickyourbones replied to your post: pickyourbones replied to your post: ...

i read that as ‘counter’ as in a whole countertop and i was very intrigued as to what wild and crazy way you’re into eating sherbet

bones, forget about eating counters. i dont have the stomach for it

[sans-nyan]

pickyourbones replied to your post: spotify: hey what about those TROJAN CONDOMS HUH?...

my first immediate mental image was you trying to fit your entire body into one

puts my hand on your shoulder.

puts my other hand on your other shoulder.

babe, i’m 4′6″. i think that’s maybe too big for a condom.

[plumattacks]

pickyourbones replied to your post: “you weren't with citrus before. i'm gonna be vague about it, but...”:

hey, u just didn't have a tumbly my dude. no one had a chance to really chat you up at the time so you didn't have chances to meet anyone.

well, im here now!

wink!  (yes, i just typed that.)

the name is plum! whats yours, friend?

[deltagaster]

pickyourbones

make a mushroom garden!

Ohh, mushrooms? I didnt think about that...