#pigless

[urban-mutt]

Neil however his last name is decided to fuck over very specific group of people and then did it again by making my man a pig

did u see tony dalton in the new tlou episode……

i haven’t watched s2 yet but i saw screenshots of him 🥺🥺🥺🥺

ngl casting him for that was a threat on my life. hbo is gangstalking me

[ormspryde]

Maybe I'll be extra southern when I go grocery shopping and get the stuff to make cracklin cornbread if I can find cracklins in this lawless (and pigless) hellhole.

[ikura-wa-ikura]

Osaka Day 1

We took the Shinkansen bullet train from Tokyo to Osaka. We had to wake up early and catch a cab to Tokyo station with all of our luggage.

The Shinkansen is a bullet train and they go about 200mi hour. We were only on the train for a little over two hours and normally that would be an 8 hour drive. We saw Mt Fuji!

When we arrived in Osaka we went and checked into our hotel — we got lucky and our room was ready so early! We had bought eel and tuna sushi so we ate that in the room before we headed out for lunch. We went to a little soba shop nearby and got soba and tempura.

Then we walked around the shopping district for a bit. There’s one HUGE street with a roof that’s like a many block long mall. It was neat but we got sleepy so we headed back to the hotel for a nap. I took the time to take a nice bath.

Refreshed we were prepared for the true purpose of our trip to Japan: the mini pig cafe.

It was a rocky start. I got a baby pig immediately, Pigothy. Meaghan was pigless. There were girls with five, maybe six pigs. It felt unfair.

Twenty minutes into our thirty I still had Pigothy in my arms and Meaghan had nothing. The attendant asked us if we wanted to extend and we did! Suddenly Meaghan was flush with pig.

One pig. Four pig. Six pig! 10 pig! She was oink rich. She had a pig blanket. Pigothy was joined by the tiniest and screamiest pig on my lap. Slowly I gathered my herd. My pile was five pigs deep by the end. Meaghan was gone, buried beneath the pig tide.

Eventually we had to leave and it was my greatest heart break. Pigothy forever.

But we had things to do! We explored more and even caught a girl band playing outside live. We couldn’t watch for long because we had to go to the fish restaurant. It’s a restaurant where we fished our meal. At first, we struggled. The fish were scant. Skittish. Survival oriented. But we persisted. I hooked a bream but! Heart break. He escapes. Moments later, I hook him again because he is not a very smart fish and we bring him in. Deep fried and sashimi style — his death sentence. He tasted good.

Next we went over to the fishing corner where Meag foraged a horse mackerel, 2 turban shells and 2 clams. Delicious and so silly and unique! Also, a magician came by and blew our mind with tricks. Turns out he owns a magic bar that we could check out.

After we headed to a bar that was recommended- Bible Club. Hey, we have one of those in Portland too! Anddd don’t know you, turns out they are sister bars. Same turn of the century theme but everything but way more done up than the Portland bar. We had some tasty drinks and then skeedattled over to that magic bar. Omg. Best decision of the night. This man is so good at magic! We were blown away. There was us and a Japanese couple there all just screaming. Turns out you don’t need to know the language to be amazed with magic. At one point he had me and the other woman pull a card each. Then told us to pull up the wifi. The wifi name was the cards we picked!! Then he had all 4 of us roll a dice and asked what time it was. The dice we rolled were the exact time! He also had a wall of hats and glassed and headbands of different characters that we could dress up in. It was too fun! At one point he pulled a bird out of a scarf. Madness. Such a good time.

Osaka is a fun city! As soon as we got here I was digging the vibes. Excited to explore more!

[drunkardsprayer]

“An episode of community set in an IKEA” bestie your MIND

i can picture it so clearly mostly bc i read that post entirely in abed’s voice

[2020animalfarm-fanfictionsg2]

The Pigless Farm

By Gustavo Rabinovitz and Antonio Le Grazie

SYNOPSIS

We all know the story of ‘Animal Farm’ and how everything that should have gone right went completely wrong. But we were thinking about how all the bad things that happened there only happened because of the Pigs, especially Napoleon.  

What would happen if the only pig in the farm was Old Major? Was his presence the main thing to make the rebellion go wrong? Let’s see!

FANFICTION

The farm is now taken by the animals. After the successful Rebellion, all the men in Manor Farm had to leave it for good. Now, the animals make their own food, they all work the same to keep the farm sustainable. Old Major (god may be with him), had died peacefully from his high age. Now the animals live according to his advice.

All the animals were still exalted about the successful Rebellion, which had taken place two weeks before. No one could believe that the path of the farm had completely changed since Men treated them like prisoners, torturing them and taking all the food they produced. Now, they were free.

Even though Old Major, the only pig and the smartest animal in the farm, had died, he had taught almost everything he knew to the other animals equally, as he believed everything should be. As a matter of fact, the old pig knew how to read and write and didn’t teach the animals how to do that, saying that from now on, no one would need it because they would live like real animals.

The Rebellion left no sign that there had ever been men there: all the buildings were destroyed and set on fire. The marks left by the fire were covered with water from the nearest river, forming a type of a small lake for the animals to swim.

The other animals didn’t mean harm for anyone, by birth. So, none of them would try to reach a powerful position, making the other animals work more than they should, acting unfairly.

Mr. Jones and his men all left the town and started a new business, a bar. And no one would believe them if they told that animals took their own farm and won the fight for winning it back. That is why they kept quiet and never said a word about it to anyone. They only tried once to reclaim the farm, but the animals were really well trained by the teachings of Old Major, who knew all the corners of the farm and knew how to come up with a good strategy to defeat any threat.

Boxer was on the lead on the day of the attack, which happened only two 2 after the Rebellion. The attack lasted 2 good minutes until the animals had frightened the men off. No weapon was used by the animal other than their own bodies. That was the way Old Major had taught them.

After the Attack of the Men, nothing bad ever happened again. The animals were able to forget about their past. In fact, they even forgot they lived on a farm. They just lived. They forgot how to work, but were able to survive, because that’s how nature works.

After some years, there was no such thing as a farm, much less Manor Farm. The fences were all too weak. With one summer storm, they were all down. The animals, who didn’t even remember the reason why there were ever fences around the place they lived, went into the wild, for the first time in their lives, experiencing the life of an animal.

The end

[hetstiel]

://// got excited cuz i saw an andouille chicken sausage at trader hoes (no hechsher but i'm not like..... Kosher kosher i just am trying not to eat like straight up treyf aminols for now lmao... baby steps) but i read the back and they.. used a pork casing?

[sandboxworld]

Outstanding Foods launches first-ever dairy-free cheese balls

Outstanding Foods launches first-ever dairy-free cheese balls

Outstanding Foods, the addictively delicious and highly nutritious plant-based food brand, is continuing its innovative products that anyone can love with the exciting launch of its new Outstanding Cheese Balls product line that will be unveiled with a new elevated look and feel from the brand. Known for their wildly popular Outstanding Pig Out Crunchies (formerly known as Pig Out Pigless Pork…

[princeofboars]

@razorwiring I’m not certain if I would be comfortable eating those, either.

[theroamingvegan]

Pigless in Paris! A vegan breakfast sandwich on a croissant with ‘pork’ and cheese🥲too tasty to behold

Rebel Cheese- Austin, TX

[zebesian]

Ribless pork pigs (Bad, give them their ribs back)

Porkless pig ribs (Bad, why did you take those)

Pigless pork ribs (Probably good)

[sharpened--edges]

William Slothrop was a peculiar bird. He took off from Boston, heading west in true Imperial style, in 1634 or -5, sick and tired of the Winthrop machine, convinced he could preach as well as anybody in the hierarchy even if he hadn't been officially ordained. The ramparts of the Berkshires stopped everybody else at the time, but not William. He just started climbing. He was one of the very first Europeans in. After they settled in Berkshire, he and his son John got a pig operation going – used to drive hogs right back down the great escarpment, back over the long pike to Boston, drive them just like sheep or cows. By the time they got to market those hogs were so skinny it was hardly worth it, but William wasn't really in it so much for the money as just for the trip itself. He enjoyed the road, the mobility, the chance encounters of the day – Indians, trappers, wenches, hill people – and most of all just being with those pigs. They were good company. Despite the folklore and the injunctions in his own Bible, William came to love their nobility and personal freedom, their gift for finding comfort in the mud on a hot day – pigs out on the road, in company together, were everything Boston wasn't, and you can imagine what the end of the journey, the weighing, slaughter and dreary pigless return back up into the hills must've been like for William. Of course he took it as a parable – knew that the squealing bloody horror at the end of the pike was in exact balance to all their happy sounds, their untroubled pink eyelashes and kind eyes, their smiles, their grace in crosscountry movement. It was a little early for Isaac Newton, but feelings about action and reaction were in the air. William must've been waiting for the one pig that wouldn't die, that would validate all the ones who'd had to, all his Gadarene swine who'd rushed into extinction like lemmings, possessed not by demons but by trust for men, which the men kept betraying … possessed by innocence they couldn't lose … by faith in William as another variety of pig, at home with the Earth, sharing the same gift of life …

Thomas Pynchon, Gravity’s Rainbow (Vintage, 1973/2013), pp. 657–8.

[her2beautybar-blog]

Pigless Pork Rinds as a Vegan Snack??? I did an unboxing review and here’s my thoughts!!

[ileenramirez]

Pigless pork rinds #vegan #plantbased https://www.instagram.com/p/B_DwZlLgnizgXFZXafhj29hA7eGy-GhJZqgBm40/?igshid=124ug8b64tm6y

[princeofboars]

I'm getting an ad for "pigless pork ribs" RN and I'm blaming you.

Well, thank the Goddess they're pigless.

[futuredaysbycan]

I might just remember badly but isnt csm manga kinda. Pigless?

[blueberry-sleight]

So like in a dream I had the other night I was at my school and people were trying to keep a pig in their arms but they had animosity towards him. Then the pig got lose. And of course I subtly got the pig into my backpack and walked away. Then there was a school wide manhunt for the pig, and my younger sibling’s backpack. (I don’t have a younger sibling). So we had to hide the pig and the different backpack and go to class at the same time. And the sibling was just. Casually walking around with the backpack? (the pigless one) Like everybody knew what it looked like. But they didn’t notice?

And then I wrote some of what happened and my next steps in crayon on a peice of paper, then DROPPED IT ON PURPOSE IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HALLWAY so my friend, jeff winger, would go after me and read it. Like yes the hallway was clear of people and Jeff was sort of behind me, but still. Stupid plan.

Then me and my sibling were running to get to the bus before it left, and our bags were extra heavy so it was extra hard. And we made it, but at some point we switched vehicles from the bus to a friend this car my friend was in with a bunch of bikers. So we got in that car, but after like two minutes my friend kicked me out, but not my sibling or the pig-bag. 

There was also magic at one point I think? 

If you can’t tell, school really stresses me out.