#pip vernedead

[creaturrcraze]

bitches love cannons!!!!!!!!!

[whoishotteranimepolls]

"Who is Hotter?" Eyepatches of Awesome

Disclaimer: I'm aware Pip has two last names. Both are technically Canon, as far as I'm aware.

[weeb-polls-with-pip]

Anime Awakenings Round 1 Side A Poll 14

Propaganda:

Pip -

"Latched onto him super hard in 8th grade around the point when I knew something wasn’t right. The combination of silly + war criminal + loveable asshole gave me craaaazy gender envy plus basically curing dysphoria from my hair being long."

Utena -

"Her dressed as a knight and her relationship with Anthy made me even more sure that I was one of the sapphics."

[proselfship-huggies]

Can I get a hug from Pip Vernedead from Hellsing? ❤️❤️❤️❤️🫶

"Ah, a hug? Of course!" *hug* "There, you can ask for hugs whenever you'd like, I'll always be here to give them to you dear. You matter a lot to me, so I'd want to give ya hugs whenever you're feeling down. I love you, okay?" - Pip Vernedead

[deathmoe]

i desperately want to post anything ive drawn lately but all of it is me wanting pip vernedead carnally so you guys get nothing sorrey

[desecrated-host]

where the hell did the lastname vernedead come from for pip . he will always be bernadotte what do you mean

[thelinnmiser]

Characters You Can Ask For The Askblog:

Inserty, Rose, Lucy, Lyric, Amelie, Seras Victoria, Alucard, Sir Integra Wingates Hellsing, Walter, Pip Bernadotte/Vernedead, Anderson, Heinkel, Yumiko, Maxwell, The Major, Jan Valentine, Luke Valentine, The Dandy Man, Rip Van Winkle, Zorin Blitz, The Captain & The Doctor

(Schrodinger Didn't Revive In This World Since They Couldn't Find Any DNA Of Them.)

(SUPER LIMTED TAGS KAY!)

[puppybeetle]

new hellsing merch is being released and tgheyre spelling pips last name as ' vernedead ' and its like okay ,,, . which is it ' BERNADOTTE ' OR ' VERNEDEAD ' ??????

[moliathh]

my bbgirls

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MA CHERIE [WIP]

not sure when I'll get back to working on this so I might as well post it as is for now

[faithintheunknownsblog]

Mr. Bernadotte~

[skeletonfumes]

Hellsing Ultimate (2006-2012)

[proselfship-huggies]

inbox check pls?

inbox check under the read more

from latest to recent:

junpei iori (p3)

belial (granblue fantasy)

raphael (tmnt 2012)

zenitsu agatsuma (kny)

bill cipher (gravity falls)

nami (one piece)

mr puzzles (smg4)

sam (stardew valley)

wriothesley (genshin)

miya chinen (sk8)

accel (power stone 2)

will byers (stranger things)

nexus (the sun and moon show)

malcolm reed (star trek enterprise)

beard (hotline miami)

pip vernedead (hellsing)

oogie boogie (nightmare before christmas)

wind archer cookie (cookie run)

mario (super mario bros)

gaston (smt iv)

flowey (undertale)

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Hellsing Liveblog Ch. 41-44

THERE’S A LONDON CONFLAYRATION OF SAVINGS AT MENARDS!

Okay, these next four chapters each have their own title, so these are “The Screamer”, “Aubird Force”, “Gun Bullet” and “Baloon Fight”.   Seriously?  “Gun Bullet?”  I looked it up and yeah, it’s the name of a video game, like “Baloon Fight” and “Final Fantasy” and so forth, but it’s a stupid title.  

Anyway, Milennium invaded London last time, and Alexander Anderson showed up with a contingent of assassins from Section XIII, the Iscariot Organization. They were ordered to stay out of the conflict, but Anderson found Sir Integra cornered by Nazi Vampires and just couldn’t stay out of it. 

Meanwhile, Iscariot’s leader, Bishop Enrico Maxwell, is chillaxing on the coast of France.    Specifically, he’s on the opposite side of the Strait of Dover, which I guess puts him near the town of Calaism which is as close as he can be to London without leaving Continental Europe.   Point here is that he’s been monitoring the Millennium invasion of England very closely, at least when he’s not taking a nap.  

One of his aides wakes him up to inform him of recent developments, including a vampire attack in the White House.  We don’t get a lot of details, but apparently Millennium got a Presidential aide to sell out their country in exchange for that sweet, sweet artificial vampirism, and they became a sleeper agent for the Major.  When I watched the OVA in 2016, I remembered some mention about something going on in the USA, but it wasn’t Millennium opening up a second front, it was just an isolated vampire attack designed to keep the U.S. distracted from the invasion of London.  

And I guess this explains all those arrows on the big world map in the Major’s blimp.   His true objective has always been Alucard, and the attack on London is part of that plan, so everything else we’ve seen has simply been a means to achieve that end.  Earlier, the Major claimed that his Last Batallion of 1000 vampire soldiers was the equal to an army of one million humans, but they’re still not unbeatable.  If the RAF had managed to shoot down those blimps over the Atlantic, that would have put an end to their little pary before it could start, and if the U.K.’s allies could send in some bombers, they could neutralize Millennium pretty quickly, even if it meant turning London into a crater.   At this point I’m not sure there’s much left of London to save anyway.  

But the Major took all of this into account, and that’s why he set up all these sleeper agents to activate at the decisive moment.    They disrupted communications across Great Britain, and they threw the U.S. into utter chaos, preventing Britain’s staunchest ally from interfering.  It’s probably safe to assume that they did the same thing with other NATO member nations as well.  

Maxwell isn’t too concerned about the United States because it’s just one vampire, and he’s already got people on the scene to take out that vampire if and when the situation gets out of hand.    See, Iscariot is the Catholic counterpart to England’s Hellsing.   They’re also a secret anti-monster force, but in this situation, Maxwell isn’t in any hurry to respond to this crisis.   As far as he’s concerned, this whole Millennium invasion works to his favor, so he’s letting things play out for as long as it continues to suit his interests.

And so we have in the Hellsing story this threefold conflict.    The Major’s Millennium vs. Maxwell’s Iscariot vs. Hellsing’s uh, Hellsing.   In theory, Hellsing and Maxwell should be on the same side, but in practice they’re bitter rivals, owing to the schism between Catholics and Protestants.   Early in the story, we learned that there was a treaty between Iscariot and Hellsing, with each side respecting the other’s jurisdiction, but places like Northern Ireland are a grey area, and zealots like Anderson and Maxwell aren’t always respectful of the agreements, since they deem Protestants as heathens beneath contempt.   The difference between Maxwell and Anderson is that Anderson has a sense of honor, which is why he respects Alucard and Sir Integra as warriors, if not allies.  

Maxwell, on the other hand, is solely interested in power.   He sees the carnage unfolding in London and seeks only to use this as a way to invade Britain and claim it for the Vatican.  It’s an interesting development, because he was the one who seemed so outraged by the traitors within the Church who helped Millennium during World War II.   Through his inaction, he’s helping Millennium today, but he doesn’t see any moral problem with that, because he’s still loyal to the Vatican in his efforts.  

So Maxwell’s ultimate goal here is to invade England himself, and he’s got an army of troops to do it.    I don’t know why they’re all dressed like Klansmen.   I could probably find out what these guys’ exact role is in this fantasy version of the Catholic Church, but suffice to say that these are roughly 3000 humans armed with anti-vampire weapons collected by Iscariot’s sister organization, Section III, the Matthew Organization.   Together, they declare themselves as the Ninth Crusade, and Maxwell is promoted to Archbishop as he assumes command of the force.   “Ninth Crusade” is based on the historical Crusades during the 11th, 12th, and 13th Centuries.    The numbering of the Crusades is kind of subjective, but the 8th Crusade was in 1270, and I guess Kouta Hirano decided that this was the last one that counted, so Maxwell’s party is number 9.

One matter does give Maxwell pause: a report comes in that the H.M.S. Eagle is slowly moving towards London.   Recall that Alucard is stuck on the Eagle, and both Millennium and Maxwell seem to have written him off, but now he’s heading back to England.   

But Maxwell isn’t worried because he also knows his advance squad, led by Anderson, has captured Sir Integra, and she’s Alucard’s master, so that ought to be enough to neutralize him.   Uh, not sure that’s how it works, but okay.   He orders his troops to proceed with his plan.

Back in London, Anderson’s team have killed the Millennium troops who were threatening Sir Hellsing, but they lost about half of their guys in the battle.   Heinkel Wolfe wants to take Hellsing captive, but she refuses to submit to them, and doesn’t care that Heinkel is holding a gun on her.   Yumi suggests tying Integra up, but Anderson won’t have that.   He even goes so far as to order his team to escort Integra back to her home.   

Speaking of Integra’s home, it’s under attack.   Zorin Blitz has been sent to Hellsing Manor, but her orders were to wait.   She watches as the Major fires V1 rockets at the house, but then the rockets all get shot out of the sky.    What’s happening to all the rockets?

Um, this happened, you Nazi assholes.   Seras Victoria’s up on the roof, shooting anti-aircraft guns like they’re small pistols.   Because she has vampire strength, you see. Also keen vampire aim, too.  

Downstairs, the Wild Geese are defending the building, and she and Pip Bernadotte banter back and forth.    Not sure why the manga translation calls him “Vernedead”.   Is that even close to a real name? 

Blitz realizes that they won’t last long against Seras’ firepower, so if the blimp is going to crash, it might as well crash straight into Hellsing HQ.  

Except Seras shoots grenade launchers at the blimp, causing it to crash before it can get close to the building.    Don’t fuck with Seras, is the moral of this story.

I’m a little confused about Zorin’s actions here.    I thought she was directly ordered not to attack, but then the Major fired on the manor instead, so that was what she was supposed to wait for, wasn’t it?    Any action she took afterward was in self-defense, as Seras would have shot her blimp out of the air whether Zorin attacked or not.    But I’m pretty sure Zorin defied the Major’s orders here, although I’m not quite sure how.   

Then again, she does lead a ground attack on the Hellsing HQ next time, so this alone might be what the Major warned her about.    We’ll get there when we get there.

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..?

[faithintheunknownsblog]

Me: you CANNOT start another story

Also me: okay but cowboy Pip

Me: …👀

Also maybe a one shot of office building boss Alucard and coworker pip :)

God dammit brain I hate you