#pls... im a dying man..

[reveluving]

I love this man so much, I just want to cover him in lipstick-stained kisses 😫😫😫

[itsjustfirealarms]

If you're gonna write Remmick fanfics, I am begging you to keep him horrifying

[rowyndodendron]

Clocking Niobe is Agamemnon's grandmother adds a whoooole new layer of wtf to the preexisting MOUNTAIN of wtf that was Artemis being like "murder ur daughter or no sailing for u" @ Agamemnon in Aulis.

Per Homer's Iliad Niobe, for those unaware, was a queen who had 6 sons and 6 daughters. This led her to boast that her pussy game was way better than Leto, the mother of Apollo and Artemis, as she only had 2 kids to Niobe's 12.

As you may expect Apollo and Artemis were really normal about this and responded appropriately. Apollo killed all of Niobe's sons while Artemis killed all of her daughters in punishment. Niobe herself became a rock, forever weeping.

SO YEH. THAT'S FUN.

Now just imagining Agamemnon trying to pray to Artemis to maybe, uhhhhh, NOT make me murder my own child for ur special deer???

And she just goes: be grateful I take only one.

[trashfr0g]

Thank you Felix Facilier for coming into existence and reminding me of my fave Dr Facilier ship 🙏

[gerards-little-killj0y]

Kick me like a stray

art by me :]

[dokyccis]

forever . na jaemin

your delicate hands held the knife calmly, going up and down to slice the fruits and greens. you gently pick the sliced food and put it in the orange bowl, separating it from the other ingredients.

your mind is empty, being refreshed by the morning atmosphere, the birds chirping beautifully and everything is in silence. it’s 7:30 am and you decided to wake up to make breakfast to you and your dear boyfriend.

jaemin lands home tired every single day, and you know it’s because of his hard work at the company and as a k-pop group member. you can sense the tiredness in his voice and see it in his eyes, the way it overflows makes you worried about his state.

you feel like you have to do something to make your boyfriend feel better than he already does everyday. as his partner, you need to make him feel loved and welcomed by you. you want him to feel special throughout this chaos he lives every day in his artist life.

you smile even bigger when you notice you were giggling like a fool while thinking about jaemin. you and him started dating for about 4 years ago, but you easily get flustered with the most innocent and sweet thoughts of him.

you continue to make a great and healthy breakfast for jaemin, tasting the food before keeping it. you feel very inspired this morning, maybe it’s love that makes you see bright colors shine outside the window even if it’s early in the morning. well, love is ubiquitous — it has no time to appear or to be practiced, right?

heavy steps are heard from the corridor, a slightly tall figure walking out from the shadow of it. jaemin had the usual sleepy face that made you melt, and you couldn’t bite back your smile.

“good morning, my love!” you exclaim, running to him and embracing his neck. you smile brightly to him, pressing kisses all over his face.

“good morning, hun.” he looks at you, placing his hands in your hips and analyzing your face. jaemin has the habit to stay silent while observing the tiniest details of your face, but special ones. those which makes you unique, which makes jaemin love you intensely.

you feel your cheeks burn, getting shy over jaemin’s gaze. “so…” you start. “i made you breakfast! since it’s your day off, i think you deserve being spoiled by me, don’t you think?” you grab his hand and lead him to the kitchen countertop, letting him see all the food you prepared.

“this is all mine?!” he asks, his eyes almost jumping out off his face.

“all yours, jaems!” a big smile grows in your face once again. you love the sight of jaemin’s soft side and you hope to see it forever until death tears you apart.

“thank you so much, love.” he smiles and hugs you tightly, filling the act with so much love. you both stay like this for a few seconds before jaemin pulls out of the hug, passing his hands through your hair softly.

jaemin caress your hair while paying so much attention to your beauty, his hands sliding down to your face just so he can appreciate what was his.

“you’re so beautiful.” jaemin whispers. you get flustered with his comment, your eyes breaking eye contact with his and looking at somewhere else. “look at me, hm?” he holds your chin, lifting your head up. “don’t look away when i’m talking to you.” he says softly.

he wraps your arms around his waist, his left hand holding your face and his right hand sliding down to hold your neck. “you know i’ll never get tired of complimenting you, right? you’re absolutely perfect in everything.” your eyes shine when the words come out of his mouth. “i love everything about you, y/n. i’m hardly in love with you, and i wanna feel like it forever.” he caress your cheek with his thumb.

“forever?” you ask, your voice is calm and low.

jaemin smiles and leans in to peck your lips, “forever.”

[icyfox17]

I'm going to write a long fic that's just 911 s8 but actually well written and enjoyable and plot points aren't dropped within 2 episodes oh my God

[queenkamisama]

btw i’m literally extincting rn, since last tuesday i’ve been sick af and i can barely move without feeling like my head falling off of my neck. i’ve got the flu or something idk man, i just want this to end already.

this is why i’m not posting if anyone even care lol

i hope y’all are fine

[pinacoladamatata]

"if you fancy Astarion, you might want to consider therapy. He's so damaged I must have him! Enjoy the fantasy and then call a therapist. It's a two step thing and it's very important you do both." - Amelia Tyler what do your narrator eyes see? 😂😂😂

[optionalblue]

fucking. dreamy ass bedroom eyes

like scuse me could you please leave. could you. can you. hngf

[yumienikkie]

bllk chapter 267 spoilers

[appletartle]

whoever said jelly artstyle is "lazy" and "easy 2 do" is annoying and a fucking liar btw.

1 bc fuck u who r u to dictate the worth of art that is not even yours nd think its the correct opinion ro have and generalising everything due to hatred of something popular

2 bc IT TOOK ME 2 DIFF ART PROGRAM TESTING TO SEE WHERE THE FUCK IS WAS GONNA RENDER THIS LMFAOOO ALSO FUCK U NO ARTSTYLE IS INHERENTKY EASY IF U DONT LEARN FORMATTING FOR THAT STYKE!!!!!THAT STYLE WAS LEARNED BY PPL!!!!FUCK YOU!!!!

[clit-eastwood-spicy]

Just watched 2/3 of the new Invincible eps..

Ohhhhh...

I am unwell over that old man... 💙

[decaffeinatedscarykoala]

If anyone wants to help a girl out 😭

I can't believe I'm doing this but my friend told me to suck it up and just deal with it

I rly need to resit and I'm super broke so I guess this is where we are at

I'm super embarrassed

Someone shoot me

I can't believe it has come to this but anything is better than nothing and I am working and saving so hopefully we can get enough

I cant believe I fucked up life this bad but here we are I guess 😭😭

[a-piece-of-kale-called-kazryn]

Unless I need to go back to kindergarten

You sent twelve here.

Uhh

You did in fact NOT get me

[bosspigeon]

thinking about how fucking funny it would be for Pyre to run into someone who was Also around during Elturel's Descent that recognized him and was just

hey