#plush: pachyderm

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Sunlemon - LOST ANIMALS

[magicalshipment]

Check out this listing I just added to my Poshmark closet: Disney Parks - WDW 50th - Main Attraction Ears Headband for Adults - Dumbo.

[faeryton]

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OH MY GOD?? THANK YOU??

[mermazeablaze]

I have an idea to pitch and if anyone takes it and turns it into reality - bless you, you are awesome!

Anyway, how Carole Baskin won the land of Greater Wynnewood Zoo, someone should buy the land from her and build a hotel/BnB. Or just build one in Wynnewood, but the original site would be best for ample affect.

Of course unless you have a deal with Netflix you probably couldn't call it 'Tiger King', but maybe like 'Safari King'.

Each suite is tailored after the main people and should be as follows, might have to give the rooms generic names if their namesakes don't sign off on it:

Safari King (Joe Exotic) - Lisa Frankesque rainbow animal print and psychedelic patterns, beaded curtains, water bed, karaoke machine with Joe's music and the rest are his all time favorites. And a blown up version of the wedding blanket hanging over the bed. In the bedside drawer are his self branded condoms and underwear.

Crazy Cat Lady (Carole Baskin) - Natural animal prints, but with throw pillows shaped like hunks of meat. And reenacted photos of every awkward picture she's ever taken, including her cringe worthy wedding photos. There's also a satin fur-lined bed robe with matching slippers, so you can tell the cops how your significant others disappearance is a tragedy.

Five Knuckle Shuffle (Jeff Lowe) - A Las Vegas nightmare with a mirrored ceiling, original Ed Hardy designs you won't find anywhere else, plush velvet carpeting, and biker gang memorabilia. The bathroom is stockpiled with Axe body spray and Aqua Velva.

Karmic Dharlimma (Doc Antle) - An Alaskan king sized bed with blackout canopy curtains and silk sheets. Arabic and Moroccan style sitting pillows, candelabra, a throne reminiscent of the Iron Throne from GoT except made of wedding rings, a giant hookah, and BDSM gear, perhaps a gimp mask stylized as an elephant.

(Mario Tabraue): Is tastefully decorated in the best Columbian drug lord fashion, the only exception is a portrait of Mario dressed as a suave mobster. And maybe some decorative boxes and dressers with secret drawers.

One Job Bob (Allen Glover): Is filled with camo, bullseye's, reptile and pachyderm patterns, walls covered in giraffe print, and just purposely tacky. Maybe some dart boards.

There can also be a cat cafe on the premises with domesticated cats that look like miniature wild versions. A swimming pool that looks like an oasis, etc.

I bet Joe Exotic and Doc Antle would stay in their designated rooms.

[desiderium-eden]

🎼 for Rena

Send 🎼 to witness my muse singing to themselves

Rena was tucking her elephants in for their naptime. Quietly singing one of the lullabies Souji had sung for her as she pulled her blanket over the plush toys. Or she was trying to. She couldn’t remember the words exactly. Filling in the gaps with “la”s and other random sounds along with the melody. A kiss and a head pat given to each pachyderm, all 37 of them, before she noticed Souji in the doorway. 

“Shh,” she said, bringing a claw to her lips. “They’re sleeping.”

[doebt]

oh u freaking right all pachyderms r so good!!! idk if i have a favorite pachyderm myself just bc theyre all so good n ive been obsessed w each one for a period in my life so.... in a small way im partial to all of them. gotta get my hands on a tapir plush one of these days tho!

im so jealous u have them at ur zoo dude ive never seen one outside of zoo tycoon! ive seen regular hippos tho and theyre pretty good altho very big and scary. supposedly rly aggressive dudes..thats so cute that they accomodated their arthritis though like sad but very sweet..everytime i see an animal w arthritis (like my dog) i feel sooooo bad and am so thankful my bones r relatively okay

[earthbison]

Flashback to my naive child ass naming my giant plush elephant “Pachy” because elephants used to belong to a mammalian order called “Pachyderms.” 😂 My more sensible friend at the time gawked at me for a second before saying that I can’t do that because it’s racist, and it took me much longer than it should have for me to realize why lmao

[theyshapedlikefriends]

Domdom Burger - Domuzo-kun "Sue-san & Imoko"

[halloweenfor]

Animal Costumes - Kid's Elephant Costume

Theme Halloween Costumes

Elephant Costumes

You know what they say about elephants, don’t you? They are tons of fun! There is something else that’s important to know about elephants, but we forgot what it is. If your little animal lover wants to dress up like their favorite pachyderm, our exclusive Elephant Costume will help them have fun they’ll never forget. Hey, we remembered! With so many amazing animals out there in the savannah, we know it can be hard to pick just one to dress up as. If we had to choose between a giraffe, a lion, or hippo for Halloween, we would probably end up wearing a piece of each costume, and being one really goofy looking animal. But, when elephants are one of the choices, it’s a pretty choice to make, since who wouldn’t want to be one of those massively majestic beasties and spend all day just lumbering around and doing whatever they feel like doing? Plus, having floppy ears, not to mention your very own trunk, makes the elephant the coolest animal for your little one to play around as!We’ve designed this bodysuit and matching hood to have all the same features as the enormous critters it’s modeled after. The flapping ears stick out far to the sides of the hood, and the long, plush trunk and tusks can be waved around while your little one lumbers about. Since elephants are social creatures, they will have even more fun playing with their pals dressed as elephants, or any other wild animals that they to hang out with around the oasis!

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