#plushrumps

[feltcaverns]

riding dicks is out. riding beautiful majestic serpentdragons to ultimate freedom is in . supscribe to plushrump dotcom for the a vore that you'll never believe

[feltcaverns]

HELLO THE MUPPETJOKER. HELLO

YOU THINK THAT THESE SITES DO NOT EXIST BUT IN FACT THEY DO HELLO THEMUPPETJOKER THEY DO BECAUSE YOU HAVE MADE THEM HERE ON TUMBLR.COM. ON TUMBLR. DOTCOM.

YOU ARE THE ONE PERSON WHO HAS CREATED A PLACE FOR THE MUPPETJOKER TO BE THEMUPPETJOKER? YOU ARE THE MUPPETJOKER. YOU HAVE MADE THE CHUCK E CHEESE OF PLUSHOFELIA HAHA THATS MY NAME. SHH. OKAY. SORRY ABOUT THAT.

HELLO THE MUPPET JOKER. IN FRONT OF YOU IS THE START OF A SERIES OF EVENTS THAT WOULD CHANGE ALL OF OUR LIVES FOREVER AND I AM JUST A LITTLE NOSTALGIC FOR IT... 😳

ARE YOU NEXT

ARE YOU NEXT

ARE YOU NEXT

Hm. Wish a site like this really existed. There are no muppet kink sites, that I have been able to find at least. In all honesty the idea of these smuppets is getting me a bit hot and bothered, heh.

I dislike the fact that this is being described as "ironic." I would love to see a piece of media unflinchingly embrace muppet kink and not belittle it.

[jester-vamp]

-- taciturnTachi [TT] began pestering you at 23:02 --

TT: lookit this thing.

TT: shit.

TT: masterpiece of craftsmanship.

TT: we make ‘em any size.

TT: providing for your lil’ pecker needs since 1998.

TT: get your own today for just 8.99 of that cold, hard dinero.

-- taciturnTachi [TT] ceased pestering you --

[plushrump-dot-com]

Hot live sewing action, only on Plushrump-dot-com!!

[feltcaverns]

fuck yeah they are dawg!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plsuhrumprlrs.rcom!!!!!!! for all the most hole hole.

yeah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! that's so crazy-cool :)

nobody ever told me what smuppets stand for i think it stood for sooooofamilyfriendly myyyyywallet wants to open and give all of my supscrittptiosn!

i know have holes in those smuppets bro

[feltcaverns]

HEY EVERY!!!!!! TWITTERDOT COM SLASH REQUIUEMCOFFE IS SOOOO FEXCITED TO BRING YOU THE LATEST COLALBEORATEION !!!! WITH THANKS TO FELTCAVERNS.TUMBLR.COM YOU CAN GET THE HOTTEST PLUSH VIDEOS AND NOW THE UHMHH!!! UHM!!!! WHAT IS THAT!!! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT PUT IT AWAY!!!!! NOT HERE!!!! GROSS GIRL NO!!!!!!! OH MY GOG!!!!!!!!!

with your special permission you can go to danimals dotcom and sign up for a free ticket to visit page saying you missed buying a paid ticket. BUT DONT WORY BECAUSE. you dont need to go to the party. because the party never stops when youre guzzling H0T FLU1DS L1K3 M3!!!! Y34H BR0SK1!!!!! 0H SH1T

oh shit. sorry. i learn all the time :) yeah! just drink the mystery drink. your'e not wrong about it... it does tastefaumiliar!

[gotasked4theurlsoigaveitawaylmao]

PLUSHRUMP ARG documentation site is up :)

It's not quite complete yet, but it is coherent. I'll be adding more notes and tidbits later once I have time, as well as catch up to the latest news. The timeline is toggle-able for easier navigation. If anyone wants to send more stuff, feel free to submit, ask, or dm on tumblr. Sadly, I won't be answering Discord dms because too many of my friends have gotten their accounts taken by scambots lately, so I'm not answering anyone I don't already know ;-;

EDIT: ADDING NAVIGATION GUIDE

BULLETIN - for unconfirmed things that may need sleuthing. Blue is for unconfirmed calls. Red is for confirmed calls.

TIMELINE - summarization of a day's events. First entries aren't that long but later entries toggle by blog so things aren't too cluttered and 'wall of text'-y for readers

THE SHITLIST - Stars is on it

EDIT: ARG IS DONE! GOOD GAME, FOLKS! :D

[jadedharleys]

recent plushrump arg discussions

[jester-vamp]

in honor of the plushrump shenans goin on all over the place, i’d like to share with y’all my beautiful boy Rooster Salami because i’ve had him for a good month and never thought to post him #internetchildsafety

look how politely he holds his hands.

and that rump? yeah. it squeaks.

that is all.

[plushrump-dot-com]

Let’s see what you can handle, fuzzy

[dottiecom]

SUBSCRIBE TO PLUSHRUMP.COM!!!!🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[cartoonchaos]

important investigative journalism. happy late 413 you sick fucks

[byttenz]

I keep forgetting that all my plushrump ramblings are stored in a private server... I've been depriving Tumblr of my intense analysis of the language in each blog. I'll post snippets of it for you all.

I'm sure that the acronyms are obvious enough. I'm currently fuck deep in writing analysis for specifically the limplegsakimbo blog but I paused so I could do some research into canon bro strider plushrump behavior.

I'm still working on stuff in my domino2 board and Discord, so stay tuned... wishing you luck on your plushrump sleuthing.

[feltcaverns]

:D

[gotasked4theurlsoigaveitawaylmao]

plushrumps arg archive final update

Reworked header to take the credits out of the toggle. A heartfelt thank you to the Feltfiends (especially @fribbitz and @ironovervine), to @nutzworth, to the Shitpost Pissdrinkers, to the anons, and to the contributors who have chosen to remain uncredited and anonymous.

A new section with Behind-the-Scenes content has been added, featuring the muns' blogs, and a summarization of the BTS convo on Feltfiends.

Cleaned up the Bulletin as it is now defunct with the ARG over. Also cleaned up parts of the site so it's neater.

And that's it! Good game, y'all. If there are small tidbits from the muns here and there, I'll do my best to add them, but otherwise, most of the work is done.

Thank you to the muns @terrorizings @classpectpokerap @orangestorapples @horsesbones @jester-vamp and @maybetheyregiants , even if it was serendipitous and spontaneous ❤️. Thank you to the servers who've had to deal with me and my annoying dramatic ass 💜. As I've said, it has been a pleasure and an honor to be your liaison, your secretary, and your archivist. And your dear friend 💙.

You may now proceed to beat this blog with hammers and put me to sleep.

[limplegsakimbo]