#polymenu

[water-lemon-alex]

i’m FINALLY back with some pride-themed POPTarts

[numberonetacostan]

i humbly ask for headcanons of the menu squad 🙏 anything for my lonely menu squadder soul

Hi Lemi!!^^ Welcome back, and thank you for sending in your request!! :] Aough I love their little remaster designs. They look so stupid <3 /aff not a braincell between them.

Ask and you shall receive, menusquad headcanons!

Taco doesn't live in the hotel because she villain'd, and OJ is full of liquid so Paper would die if he fell in. Meaning if he wants to stand on someone's head as he does in s1 ep1, Pickle is his next best option. He's taller too, so Paper gets a better view!!

Another thing mostly for Paper, but gijinka-wise it would be neat if he had a retainer or braces of some sort for his underbite, yeah? Poor Paper was born with braces on. This would follow the headcanon that they're all vaguely teenagers in season 1, so you could do a lot more for them too! Pickles are bumpy, yeah? Pickle has just so much acne. Everyone thinks Taco is like 12 which is why Pickle is so keen to help her out because she's so much younger. She's just short but she's not gonna say anything of course. OJ has a diary that he narrates his days in like he's the main character in a disney channel sitcom. He, Taco, and Paper are having the fun teenage adventure of knowing something is off about you but not knowing what (neurodivergent). Pickle is depressed and join the neurodivergent club post-s1.

Once during season 1, Paper was trying to practice his flirting (since let's all be real he was flirting with OJ since he rejoined okay? okay good glad we all agree) and was using a literal glass of orange juice to do it. He may OR MAY NOT have ended up kissing the glass of non-sentient orange juice. Lucky for him, Taco was the only one who caught him in the act, and she barely speaks so she probably won't/can't tell anyone. She doesn't, for the sake of maintaining her facade, but she does walk off into the woods so she can absolutely lose it laughing for like 10 minutes. She stares intensely at him for the next few days, because watching him squirm is also incredibly funny.

OJ tried to reach inside of Taco once, possibly having noticed her picking up some random pieces from a challenge or such and wanting to keep her from having anything dangerous (let's say a blade from 4S's death trap thingy) inside of her that could cut her up. Needless to say she bites him and even runs to hide behind Pickle for good measure.

This one's a bit more meta, but I like to think that Fan secretly mourns the loss of the menu squad. He would have a power point prepared on how and why they are the most iconic final four out of all three seasons, explaining in-depth the dynamic as well as how it was harmed by Taco's betrayal.

[stars-are-above]

Warning horrible drawings

Little headcanon I came up with!!!! :D

I feel like OJ may or may not have had a small crush on the other 3 s1 finalists after they got closer (which eventually fell through with everything that happened & his feelings towards Paper being the only ones that stayed) so that's kinda why I came up with the idea. I feel like Taco knowing what was about to happen the next day gave this gift to him almost like a apology in advance for her betrayal.

To all the rly cool Polymenu/English breakfast ppl who enjoy this (if you even see this) feel free to re draw this or anything like that if that peaks ur interest :) and PLEASE tag me I woud love to see it hehehe

[water-lemon-alex]

GOING TO CRY NOW ACTUALLY THIS IS AMAZING !!! I LOVE OJ HE MAKES ME CRY 😭😭

II MOVIE SPOILERS BELOW!!! (also a super long comic)

RECOVERY SUCCESSFUL!

let me know if I should make this a series! I'd love to make more!

[water-lemon-alex]

love for the winner 🧡💛🤍💚

[numberonetacostan]

Would it be alright to just, ask what things you ship? Not just for a specific character just general ii ships if you want to anyway.

Hello there!!!^^ Welcome, and thank you for sending in your question!!!! :] Of course it's okay to ask that, I really appreciate you sending it in!!! Getting asks always makes me smile!!!^^

So, I'm overall pretty flexible with shipping. I tend to like canon couples, I suppose, and I like to ship people with my favorites, yeah? I'm not a hardcore stan of everything I ship, either, sometimes I'll just see a pairing and go "yeah that could be nice" and then I'll ship it :)!!! For the sake of not going on forever and not trying to brainstorm every possible ii ship to decide whether I like them or not, I'll just go over all of my favorites that come to mind!!!!

tacomic (obviously)

tacopad (obviously)

tacocase

suitloon

floorphone

silvercandle

payjay

knickle

polymenu/menu squad (@water-lemon-alex apparently made that name!!!!! I just thought that was what we all called them lol)

marshapple

nickloon

bickel

lightbrush

fantube

polylights

marshapplebow

tacopep

goo x eternal happiness

there are also some ships that I like but tend to only ship in polycules, like testbulb, toipad, and toico, since I usually prefer them as friends :3

[water-lemon-alex]

i love my polymenu fanbase <3

check out my strawpage if you haven't! it's back open!

[water-lemon-alex]

MENU SQUAD SHIP!!!

Paco / Tackle (Taco/Pickle) : OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO DOOMED EXES SO HARD IM SO ILL. used to ship them like platonically but the romance stuff i’ve seen with them are cute IF ONLY THEY BECAME CLOSE AGAIN. but that will never happen again. which breaks my heart. I LOVE TACKLE SO MUCH. IT MAKES ME SAD EVERY SINGLE TIME.

Today's ii wheel ship of the day is...

Pickle x Taco!

[numberonetacostan]

hi uh. uhm. what do you think of taco x oj (any context)

Hi Magazine!!!^^ Welcome, and thank you for sending in an ask!!! :]

English Breakfast!!! :D (@water-lemon-alex's name for them). I tend to think of Taco as a lesbian and OJ as a gay man, so I don't think about this ship too much on my own, but I like things I do see for them!! I'm not sure if you're asking this because of the comic I posted yesterday or not, but I'll say I think the ship is pretty okay! I like them most in the polymenu ship (Lemi's name again), because I think having Paper and Pickle there really helps to balance their personalities. Those two are more emotionally intelligent alone than OJ and Taco combined <3. Well, they're both working on it now!!! :D Regardless, both of them can have trouble taking other's feelings into account, which I think could make a relationship between them pretty tough, yeah? They'd need some time to grow before it would be healthy, I think, but that's not to say they couldn't make it work. In general though, I don't see either of them really being interested in forming a strong relationship with one another post-canon, though I would say an episode with the two of them collaborating would be incredible. I do think they could be very powerful if working together. They could be the ultimate gay/lesbian solidarity if the awkwardness of whole we-wrestled-over-an-empty-suitcase thing could be put behind them.

[water-lemon-alex]

is this anything. do you see my vision.

[water-lemon-alex]

okay, maybe it was, but just leave her be 👍

[water-lemon-alex]

tacojay is like my new favorite ship in this fandom of course. (IM DOING A TACOJAY RP WITH A FRIEND RIGHT NOW ACTUALLY)

hi chat do we fw tacojay i ask for art related reasons

[water-lemon-alex]

II S1R SPOILERS (ALL CURRENT EPISODES)

ALL MENU SQUAD PAIR MOMENTS FROM EACH EPISODE!!!!

Starting from *The Arena Of Death* up until Double Digit Dessert, Paper will not be in any of these posts.

i am making a collection.

WE KEEP WINNING THIS MENU SQUAD FANS KEEP IT UP

[water-lemon-alex]

WELCOME TO INSANITY X FINALSWAP

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[water-lemon-alex]

more seas the day doodles because paperckle is rotting my brain again

[water-lemon-alex]

THATS WHAT I’M SAYING LMFAOOOOOO

oj and taco arent gay lesbian solidarity but instead bisexual hostility