#probably bar soap because men 💀

[kazer-time]

Hossa's Goodbye Game prep (Insta story)

[fryingpan1234567]

guys the 141 is flying to Disneyland

(hear me out)

Price, for someone’s birthday (probably Gaz’s if we’re honest with ourselves), takes the squad to Disney for a few days. Now these grown ass battle-hardened absolute units of men… are fucking ecstatic. Even Ghost. Especially Gaz and Soap, who literally Did Not Shut The Fuck Up about it all the way from the announcement up until they were there, and then they were speechless.

Anyways, a compilation of things that happened:

Ghost was mistaken for the Winter Soldier because of the mask and all-black tact fit and eyeliner by a group of middle schoolers who then demanded a picture

Soap got glitterbombed during a parade and had sparkles in his mohawk for the rest of the day

Price lost his hat to the Matterhorn somewhere in the cave system, meaning it was virtually unretrievable 

Gaz got jumpscared by the fake sharks on the Finding Nemo submarine ride

Soap ate a total of twelve bags of cotton candy over the course of a three day trip

They all spent more on merch than the fucking plane tickets💀

Ghost and Gaz had a pretty epic lightsaber fight, red vs green, in the dark in Galaxy’s Edge so all the lights in the background were on it was DOPE‼️

Price was forced to wear Mickey ears OVER his replacement hat so it folded over the top of his head like a weird reverse Captain taco

Soap got WAY into the Indiana Jones ride and almost got thrown out of the jeep like six times

Same with Gaz and the Pirates of the Caribbean one

Ghost going speechless in awe of the immersion of the Star Wars rides

They all vow to never speak of what happened on the Guardians/ Tower of Terror ride, because no one was actually sure who screamed the loudest.

Soap tried to fight Donald Duck and had to be dragged away by Price before he traumatized the crowd of watching children

Even though he still had a half-face black mask on, Ghost let Soap and Gaz drag him into getting matching face paint

Gaz had a Princess and the Frog themed outfit one of the days and PHEW

Ghost went back home with two pairs of ears: a Jack Skellington one and the sparkly purple one that has a unicorn horn and rainbow train behind it

Also the others convinced him to wear a Mickey Mouse shirt over his hoodie one of the days

I can’t express how much they all fucking lived for the Cars ride (it’s because it’s simply the best one ANYWAYS)

Soap being thoroughly distracted by Ghost and his see-through shirt after they did Splash Mountain and got soaked

The fucking contrast between Price getting some kind of whisky situation that’s just brown but in a cool cup from a bar in Galaxy’s Edge and then Gaz finding some god-awful multicolored milkshake that’s a foot and a half tall and 30% whipped cream

Anyways the serotonin is REAL please ask me to do other characters or continue this I just think the cod boys deserve to go to Disney every once in a while

[cosmic-nonconstant]

1990s Stranger Things Sequel Please

I have been fantasizing about a stranger things sequel series that takes place in the 90s…

All the young ones are in their 20s and in different stages of “moving on” (or totally not moving on) from the events of the first series

Hopper’s entire personality is “I’m getting too old for this shit.” Joyce has gone full Terminator 2 Sarah Connor

The homages to iconic 90s horror/thriller… Scream, Blair Witch, The Ring, The Sixth Sense, From Dusk Til Dawn, Speed, I Know What You Did Last Summer, Independence Day, THE CRAFT. THE CROW.

(They cheated and already gave us Jurassic Park and Silence of the Lambs but STILL)

And non-horror - CLUELESS, EMPIRE RECORDS, The Iron Giant, Ghost, Men in Black, You’ve Got Mail, Forrest Gump, Titanic, Groundhog Day. Seinfeld 💀

THE X-FILES

You know what else happened in the 90s? More mainstream queer media

Gay. Gay is in. Gay is hot. I want some gay. Gay it’s gonna be. (with 100% more actually talking about it with everyone!!!)

The overall tone of the show shifts to my true joy of the 90s - campy, soapy supernatural TV

We’re talking Charmed. We’re talking *Buffy the dang Vampire Slayer*

Found family, found family, found familyyyy

SNAPPY, sassy dialogue!

Soap-opera quality melodrama (yes, I mean even more of this) played 100% seriously

A villain-turned-friend/love-interest! (but hopefully not any villain we’ve already met - I got absolutely nothing for Billy, sorry not sorry)

Vecna is up for consideration tho LMAO

Someone in the Party owns a bar now that inexplicably has too-famous 90s musical artists performing there all the time

and Corroded Coffin, of course

Just, the music. Grunge. Gangsta rap. Riot grrrl 😩

Someone probably has kids now but please not Steve and Nancy

Also, teen Holly Wheeler?

Y2K-prepping (you know Murray would be all over this) ((and fight with Suzie about it because of course she knew it was going to be fine)) (((OR WAS IT??)))

I just… I’m old and I want to see my friends dealing with more shit when they grow up 😭