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the #1 problematic girlboss of tumblr is...
GLADOS FROM PORTAL!!! 🎉🎉
#problematic girlboss bracket#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#poll#tumblr polls#bracket#glados#portal#portal 2#winners
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here's pili's end-of-stream rant from yesterday (right after killing ros for the second time) that i transcribed for fun earlier ^ ^ ft. him yelling at god (?) and freaking out about pangi
(source: Dtowngato 27/28 Jan 2025 PREPARING MYSELF TO FIGHT CLOWNPIERCE (im cooked) - Realms SMP ---- Main Account @/dtowncat, around 2h51min)
(CW suicidal ideation i guess)
Pili: I’m done. [Bad: Pili!] [laughing] I am done. I am done. I am done. I am so done. I- [laughs] I am so done! I can’t do this anymore. I- I can’t do this anymore. I am done. I am leaving this place. I’ll come back on the 31st, and you know what- you know what- maybe I do deserve dying, maybe I do deserve to get myself humiliated, [yelling] I am done! I am- [in a more normal voice, as he turns around and starts looting Ros’ drops] I- actually kinda need the armour, gimme a second. [laughs] Lemme- lemme- [in a loud voice] spare change... [stuttering] Spare- spare change... Spare- spare change- ooh, cobweb. Spare change... Spare change, anyone? Any- s- um. Um. Spare change... Um. [To BBH] Can you give Ros her tools? I’m just leaving this place. I am so- [Bad: Mm-hm] you know what, [laughing] I am so done. I am- [starts running out of spawn] I am so done! I’m leaving! I’m leaving! I’m leaving! I am so leaving. D- I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I am sick and tired of no one taking me seriously, I am sick and tired- I tell people things, they don’t understand, [laughing] they- don’t understand, I- am done. I’m done. I’m gonna leave Ros, one life, maybe she’ll start appreciating her life more. Maybe. Maybe- [indistinct noises]
[quietly] I’m done. I’m done. I’m so done. I’m so done. I’m- so actually done. [pause] [shoots a teleportation arrow] I’m so- you know what, I- I genuinely feel so bad about it- [falls from a height before getting teleported again] oh. Ouchie. [inhales] I genuinely- I genuinely- I don’t know. I don’t know. I don’t know. If I’m such a bother, if I’m such- an asshole that I’m gonna leave. Like no one ever wants me and I- I get why. I’m not playing victim here, I get why, but it’s just, I’m- I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done. I’m done with this, I’m done with everyone, I’m- I’m- yknow what? [getting louder] I deserve this. And here’s the thing. [laughing] I’m not victimising myself, I’m a fucking asshole! And what?! I am! And what! I- This- is- literally happening, is gonna happen over and over and over again, and it’s just gonna get worse, it’s just gonna be worse than before, and I’m not gonna be able to stop it! I’m not gonna be able to stop myself! So I might as well just like actually leave. I might- I might actually just leave. I might actually- I’ll come back on the 31st, everyone fucking hates me probably. Everyone fucking hates me now. Like it’s done! It’s done! It’s not- there’s no coming back from this. There’s no coming- I- I do this to myself. Every single time. [hits the table] I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this. I deserve this. No, I deserve this. I- deserve this. I...
[inhales] I just- [pause] [laughs] I deserve this.
I actually deserve to die. [pause] You know- [pause] [laughing a little] when I get my fucking ass beat, I am so gonna enjoy every single second of it. When he makes me- actually fucking regret every single choice. I’m gonna be enjoying it so bad, cuz- I for sure deserve it now.
I’m just leaving. I’m- I’m- I’m just leaving.
I’m such a fucking coward. [inhale] I am such a fucking coward. [laughing] I am- I am such a fucking coward and I hate myself!! Oh my god! [inhale] Ever- [voice breaking, laughs again] Every single time! Dude. Oh my god! Every single time! I can never do it! I can- [frustrated yell]
Such a fucking- coward, dude. It’s crazy. Dude! It’s just- why do I keep killing- weak people?! Why?! I don’t understand! It’s actually a problem! Oh my god!
[yelling] Like- what am I supposed to do?! [frustrated noise] Like- they don’t even give a proper fight! Like- [pause] like- Tubbo died in two hits, Ros died earlier, Ros died now in two hits- like- I killed Piso for fuck’s sake! I killed Piso! It was Piso’s like first fucking day on the server in like a month. And I killed him! And I fucking killed him! I killed Fit! I- am the only person that I- really wanna fucking kill. I can’t! I literally can’t! I’m- [stuttering] always standing there like a stupid fucking idiot. I always stand there like a- stupid fucking idiot. And I’m [laughing] never- I-
[he walks past a skeleton horse trap and lightning strikes]
Oh. For fuck’s sake. [looks up at the sky] Can you please leave me alone for one damn time. I am. So done. I am so done. Like how much you want me to suffer, how much- how many times- how many times, cause you made me this way. You fucking made me this way and you know that I can’t stop, but you didn’t make me even strong enough- you didn’t have the fucking guts to make me strong enough, dude. That is- [frustrated noise] [inhale] I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I can’t. I need to- I need to take a chill pill. I- actually, hashtag chill pill. Cuz we are so chill. I am so chill I am so chill I am so chill I am so chill I- I am so nonchalant, I am so chill that if a fucking zombie just took- actually, no! Actually, you know what, maybe I don’t deserve to die in Clown’s hands! Maybe this entire time I don’t deserve it, cos I don’t feel like I’ve earned it. I am- I need to- I need to work harder, I need to train harder, I- [pause] I need- to work harder cause I- it’s so far not good enough. I have- [indistinctly] it’s so far not good enough, and I don’t know, I think this time I might take the L again [mumbling] I genuinely think this might be the one that I take the L. Yeah, I know, never gonna be good enough. [laughs] [inhales] My whole life is a joke! It’s actually baffling. [inhales] My whole life is a joke. [inhales] [quietly] Oh, no. Pangi’s so dead. Poor Pangi is so dead. [laughs] He’s so dead! [quietly] I- fucking killed him. Oh my god I’m so stupid, I’m so stupid I fucking killed him. Oh my god I fucking did it. [pause] Oh my god I fucking- dude. [exhales] It’s gonna happen again, it’s gonna happen again isn’t it, it’s gonna happen again! [inhales] It’s gonna happen again!! Ahh!! Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh- I wasn’t even thinking about him. Oh my god. I wasn’t even thinking! I wasn’t even thinking properly I wasn’t even thinking through! Oh my god I’m so stupid I’m so stupid I’m so stupid! I wasn’t even thinking through! Oh poor Pangi- ohh my god- [quieter] how many more times am I have to go through this, again- [laughs]. I- w- [frustrated noise] I genuinely wish that I never met him. I genuinely wish that I never met him. This is.
Oh my god... Ohh. That guy is gonna- [falls a short distance] oh my f- [inhales] that guy’s gonna kill himself, isn’t he. He’s gonna get himself killed, that’s crazy. [pause] [inhales and exhales, sounding like he’s almost crying] I can’t wait to be gone. I- you know what- [pause] there’s no. There’s no turning back. Things are done. I- am. Just gonna keep- going, til I die, and then- I’ll be in peace. [pause] I’ll- I’ll be in peace. [whispering] I’ll be in peace. I just have to die. I just have to die, maybe I’ll kill Clown in the attempt, but th- but then- but then what? [laughing] Then what?! I kill him once, he’s gonna wipe me off the server, he told me about this! [another noise] [inhales] Oh... He has four lives. He has four fucking lives, dude. Like even if I kill Clown, he’s just gonna come back and kill me again. And again. Until I’m dead, I’m gone.
[quieter, sounding tired] I’m just- you know what. I’m just gonna. I’m just gonna go. [inhales] I guess- I can at least try to kill him. [inhales] Maybe- cause I’m dying. That is a hundred percent real. I am so dying, and you know what? I- can’t wait for that to happen. But until then- I shall practise to at least- at least- um. [pause] Oh my god. I- I gotta at least kill him once, like- I could have some sort of legacy on me before I die, I cannot die like a fucking loser who killed people that had like- worse armour, worse stats, worse everything. [pause] I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do it! I’m gonna do it. Non-stop training, for the next days, until the 31st, and I’m gonna kill Clownpierce, even if it’s the last thing I do before I’m dead, and I am gone forever. [laughing] I’m gonna do it! I am doing it!
#the realm smp#dtowncat#pili dtowncat#not expecting anyone to reblog this cause it's soo messy and i'm abusing the square brackets and hyphens so hard but#wooo that was a fun stream i mean fun VOD to watch#pili is the actual problematic fave right now i love everything he's doing especially when he absolutely shouldn't be doing it
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Round 0
@todays-problematic-ship
(no propaganda submitted)
@how-many-purples
(no propaganda submitted)
#tumblr tournament#poll#polls#gimmick blog bracket season 2#round 0#todays-problematic-ship#how-many-purples
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PYP BONUS SEASON: Problematic Femslash Ship Tournament!
the bracket is too big to grab a screencap of it, but we'll add polls to this post as they are posted!
no particular "right" way to vote—you can vote for your faves, whatever looks the "most problematic" to you, or just click randomly!
the following will not be accepted and may result in a block:
harassment of people who ship or vote for the opponent of the ship you're rooting for.
excessively volatile comments towards the shippers of the opponent of your ship. (anti-propaganda is allowed, though, if it's targeted at the ship itself. "imo a/b is a stupid ship" is ok. "everyone who ships a/b is stupid" is not.)
general "anti-ship" sentiment—in this context, this doesn't refer to just being against a ship (that would be fine), but certain practices of moralizing over ships. for example, you'll be blocked if you suggest one ship is "morally wrong" to ship and encourage voting for the other based on this, or leaving any comments suggesting people who like a certain ship are a "bad person" for liking it. (it's fine if you vote based on the other ship being "too problematic" for your own liking, so long as you recognize this is a matter of your own personal tastes.)
no bigotry in the notes please. ways this could happen in the tournament may include acting like anime is a "lesser form of art" than western works, for instance
we will not change our blog theme based on the winner of this tournament, as this is a bonus tournament.
seeding is based vaguely on popularity, but somewhat random
submissions for future femslash ship tournaments go here!
submissions of yuri series for our main tournament go here! this is not for ships. the link above this one is for ships
round 1 polls - losers' round 1 + round 2 polls - losers' round 2 + round 3 polls - losers' rounds 3 + 4 polls - losers' round 5 + round 4 polls - losers' rounds 6 + 7 + round 5 polls
LOSERS' ROUND 8 POLLS
Sakurin - Rin Tohsaka x Sakura Matou (Fate/Stay Night) VS. Samarina - Marina Domek x Samarie (Fear and Hunger 2: Termina)
Satoshio - Satou Matsuzaka x Shio Koube (Happy Sugar Life) VS. Shion Sonozaki x Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi When They Cry Franchise)
SEMIFINAL POLL
Despaircest - Junko Enoshima x Mukuro Ikusaba (Danganronpa Series) VS. DB - D-ne x B-ko (Shuuen no Shiori)
LOSERS' SEMIFINAL POLL
Samarina - Marina Domek x Samarie (Fear and Hunger 2: Termina) VS. Shion Sonozaki x Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi When They Cry Franchise)
LOSERS' FINAL POLL
DB - D-ne x B-ko (Shuuen no Shiori) VS. Shion Sonozaki x Mion Sonozaki (Higurashi When They Cry Franchise)
FINAL POLL
Despaircest - Junko Enoshima x Mukuro Ikusaba (Danganronpa Series) VS. DB - D-ne x B-ko (Shuuen no Shiori)
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FINAL BRACKET - QUARTER FINALS: HELLBIRDS VS BAKED ALASKA
Propaganda is below the cut.
HELLBIRDS
"canonical choking out, whats not to love. that moment where they swap weapons midfight tho, I am looking disrespectfully."
BAKED ALASKA
"my vision for this is yandereXfemme fatale they are unhealthily obsessed with each other."
#rwby#problematic rwby shipping poll#raven branwen#cinder fall#hellbirds#yang xiao long#neopolitan#baked alaska#neoyang#final bracket#final bracket quarter finals
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5sos bridge bracket part 40
🌉🌉🌉
refreshers under the cut:
hey everybody!:
hey everybody
we don't have to live this way
we can all get some
yeah we can all get paid
(get paid get paid)
out of my limit:
(instrumental)
you're just a little bit out of my limit
it's been 2 years, now
haven't even seen the best of me
(me)
#ooml has an instrumental bridge ik#okay added it now#but the point is the last chorus sounds like a breakdown. fuck genius#5sos bridge bracket#sgfg#sounds good feels good#somewhere new#hey everybody!#almost forgot the ! oopsie#ooml#out of my limit#aka the closest thing they have to a problematic song lol but it's so cute and they were babies so no incels here#don't let me put you off voting for ooml. remember how proud#luke hemmings#calum hood#were when they wrote it#bridge bracket#best bridges#5 seconds of summer#5sos#michael clifford#ashton irwin
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Submissions will end for this bracket on Friday 21st July at approximately 8pm EST.
Just as a little teaser though, some of you have submitted really funny explanations or rationales behind your problematic faves.
I can't decide which one is my favourite though. Possibly the person who entered Guillermo De La Cruz from What We Do In The Shadows with these final thoughts?
go off king go fucking crazy commit as many crimes as you want babe
Or perhaps the person who felt this was the most important thing to add about Dr Frank-N-Furter from The Rocky Horror Show.
Murderer, Cannibal, hostile to the idea of peer review
Or... well, I've never read Homestuck but even I understand this.
It is Vriska
Please continue to add your submissions here! And seriously, please reblog for attention, because otherwise I will be forced to add my own esoteric suggestions and no one will recognise half the characters.
#attention#please reblog#guillermo de la cruz#what we do in the shadows#wwdits#rocky horror#rocky horror show#frank n furter#homestuck#vriska#problematic faves bracket#problematic faves#lgbt#lgbt characters#canon lgbt characters
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I’m gonna be 31 in twenty three days that’s like 55 in gay years I’m SO past my prime ….
#12:30am thoughts……#gonna start lying and say I’m 25#bitches be slack jawed when I say I’m 30 literally can’t believe it#everyone knows 16-25 is the golden years for a gay boy#yes that bracket is highly problematic#but we can talk about that later it’s the truth though
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i have the exact same amount of followers on this blog as on @problematicgirlbosses which is just interesting
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warning: explicit content, sex at work, very unrealistic and unserious lol, not proofread (so if theres discrepancies no there's not), assumed age gap bc im me, p in v sex
although it wasn't prohibited, dating your superiors (or subordinates, for that matter) was not exactly appreciated by your higher ups at work.
it'd happened a few times already, in not-so quiet ways. some worthy examples were robby and collins with their on-again, off-again situation, along with mateo and victoria's will-they, won't-they shenanigans. so, although it wasn't encouraged in the least, it surely wasn't against the rules.
that's where you and jack came in.
while other flings around the hospital were pretty much common knowledge, the flame between you and doctor abbot was not one people were very aware about. there were a few whispers from princess and perlah, along with a few looks of curiosity thrown by dana, but there was not much further than that.
oh, and of course jack's not best friend, robby, knew.
it was easier to keep it private. it was a scandalous matter, after all.
jack abbot, senior attending, dating his student? you couldn't even imagine the flood of rumors that would invade you the moment people found out about his favoritism towards you.
he tried not to let it show while working, while teaching you. however, there was a softness in jack abbot's heart that not many got to experience in the ways that you had, and once he'd given you a taste of it, he never withdrew it from you.
sure, maybe he did take some extra time to share medical articles with you. and perhaps he'd guide your hands through difficult procedures from time to time. he possibly also handpicked cases he knew you'd be interested in. but he also knew that you had the potential to flourish beyond belief with his catered attention towards your learning.
or at least that's how he reasoned it to himself when he spent a good 90% of his shifts attached to your hip.
people were aware by now that you were some sort of unit. although they didn't know to what extent your unity went, seeing you together, working the same shifts time and time again, wasn't rare.
but the thing about jack abbot was that he had this massive self-confidence.
he ran the place like he owned it while still working alongside robby, shen, walsh, and so on. his confidence mostly manifested itself in the form of self-assurance. he practically lived at the hospital, after all, picking up shifts here and there while knowing that his expertise was always welcomed.
sooner or later, he utilized this confidence in your relationship — both at work and in private. and sometimes both at the same time.
jack wasn't one for pda, that much was obvious with one single look at him. yet somehow he always got away with it, hiding it under plain sight while you struggled by his side.
his eyes were always glued to you, that intense gaze always penetrating yours with hidden intensions behind it. jack was heavy on eye-contact, chasing it without regard of how intense he could appear at times. while you loved this in private, it proved problematic while at work. one look from him was enough to get heat on your cheeks, always becoming too self-aware and worrying that others might've caught wind of the unspoken words behind his eyes.
but no one ever really suspected it, specially not due to your age gap. jack wasn't big on dating, much less someone multiple age brackets below him. so despite any whispers from the more gossipy members of staff, and his longing gazes, his actions always went unquestioned.
and so he got even more confident.
sex at a hospital seemed so out of mind for you. it was something you'd only ever see on those reruns of cheesy hospital dramas. yet here you were, recreating yet another scene of grey's anatomy with your attending.
the emergency room did not come with the luxury of on-call rooms, but thanks to whitaker's big mouth, jack had recently come to know of the perfect place in which to take you during the short lulls in time during your shifts.
the second floor of the building, completely empty and unstaffed, but filled with clean beds for the taking.
jack's hand currently under your shirt, fishing for the skin hidden behind it while his knee wedges itself between your legs, puffs of breath released into your mouth at the way in which you arch yourself against him. your hands, equally as messy in their movements, claw and explore at his upper body, often making a stop at the buff muscle of his arm — one of your favorite parts of his body.
his noises were low, both in tone and in volume, the perfect juxtaposition to your loud and high-pitched ones. with a many years in expertise at the human body (and a few years with intimate knowledge about yours), he knew just what buttons to push to get you melting under his touch.
never really one to be into public sex, you were actively trying to lower the volume of your noises, but jack had other plans, pulling out new tricks any time you lowered your voice.
"c'mon, honey, no one's around. you can be as loud as you want," he hummed into your neck, teeth scrapping that one spot that had you tilting towards the feeling.
"we gotta go back, jack, it's almost rush hour," you tried, but made no attempt to separate yourself from him.
neither did his nor his leg stop their ministrations. if anything, he became more daring, lifting your leg to wrap against his waist and working at the drawstring of both of your scrub bottoms. being susceptible to each and every one of jack's whims, you aided him despite your previous complaints.
pulling out a condom from his pocket, he lifted his brows ironically and gave you a smirk as he placed the corner of it on his mouth, ripping it open and consequently causing you to pulse behind your panties. by now your hands pulled at his shirt, finding the skin under it and feeling up and down the hard muscle there, verbalizing your want for him as you berated him to hurry up.
he teased you about it. something or other about you being "an insatiable little thing" before pulling himself out of his boxers and putting on the condom. but before finally penetrating you, he took further advantage of your neediness, dragging the tip up and down your slit, which was now bared as you used one hand to lower your panties before holding onto him once more.
jack shifted weight back and forth from his foot to his prosthetic, clearly a little tired of partially lifting some of your weight along with his own, but made no verbal complaint. it was very like him to put up with the discomfort, but you still always tried to subtly ensure he didn't overexert himself.
which was why you kissed him at that moment, walking yourself sideways til your back hit a table and jumped on it before pulling him closer, never once breaking the kiss. he chuckled at your excitement, once again placing himself at your entrance and teasing, this time just circling your clit with his tip before aiming lower and finally beginning to push in.
"fuck, always feel so good ..." he groaned, "halfway through a shift and still so fucking perfect for me," his nose trailed from your cheek to your ear, kissing it softly before nibbling at the earlobe.
meanwhile, you were braindead already, having needed this more than you were willing to admit. your head buried itself on his neck, biting at his shoulder through his scrubs and getting him to pound you a little harder after that — he loved when you couldnt control your reactions to the pleasure, it made him lose himself a little more each time.
"tell me how good it is, baby," he encouraged, voice low and barely heard through your gasps and the fast-paced plap plap plap's of your skin slamming together.
"so good," you groaned, gasping at the end of the half-assed sentence.
he chuckled, groaning too before beginning to pepper kisses on your neck, lost in the mixture of the scent of your perfume and the smell of your shampoo.
jack really could've lost himself in the pleasure, turning his mind off as he fucked you. this was always his favorite way to decompress, and today was no exception. it'd only been six hours since he clocked in, but he'd been a little extra exhausted today, wanting to take advantage of the forced lunch break robby had assigned him and stealing you away for the whole state-mandated thirty minutes of rest.
and he really would've, had a sudden interruption not stopped him in his tracks, with this interruption taking place as a sudden gasp from you — and not the usual gasp of pleasure he was used to pulling out from you.
he turned behind him, still inside you but now stilled. behind him he found not one, but two, of the freshly transferred residents gaping at him by the door for a good five seconds before turning their gazes down or away and closing the door back up (mostly).
it took jack a total of three seconds to step into action, pull away from you and turn his back to you, covering you up from any onlookers while letting his scrub top cover his (still hard) dick, hands scrambling for his pants before beginning to bark at the pair of blonde interns still hiding behind the half-closed door, stammering a reason as to why they'd so rudely interrupted.
"what the hell are you still doing standing there?", he raised his voice, still able to see mel gazing down in mortification through the gap of the door.
"uh, i, uh, robby was looking for you," she gulped, "he sent me, but, uhm, whitaker said he saw dr. y/l/n heading upstairs with you, and uhm, yeah," she managed through the sentence, still looking down while whitaker hid behind her.
jack sighed, hand running down his face in frustration while you continued hiding behind him, face buried in his back in embarrassment, "get the hell out. tell him i'm busy. i'll be down when i'm done," there was no more bark to his voice, not really one for yelling, but his tone was still reprimanding (and maybe a little mortified, an emotion rarely expressed by him).
whitaker nodded and bowed a bit in an unnecessary demonstration of respect while mel stuttered through some apologies as they scattered away, forgetting to close the door back up before mel turned back with another mumbled apology and closed it with an accidental slam.
immediately, jack groaned an exaggerated groan, coming all the way from the back of his throat. this was followed with a disbelieving chuckle. he then turned to you, pulling your head out of your hands and cupping your cheeks.
"baby, c'mon, it wasn't that bad," he attempted but failed at clearing the air, wanting to dissipate your embarrassment.
"jack! my coworkers saw you fucking me! they saw your dick inside me!" you exclaimed, eyes wide. being a first year resident, you were pretty much at the same level as the new interns. this was not only going to spread through the ER like a wildfire, but it was also going to make facing your coworkers incredibly awkward.
but jack continued chuckling at the mortification on your face, pulling your head down so he could kiss your forehead.
this calmed you down somehow, looking at him afterwards and matching the amused expression on his face. soon the two of you were laughing at the ridiculousness of the situation, leaning into each other as you laughed. it was probably just the shock, but maybe it wasnt that big of a deal after all.
his hand went to your thigh, patting it twice before taking a step back and giving you some space, "so, wanna finish or should we just make a stop by hr right now?", he lifted his eyebrows in suggestion.
you pretended to ponder over it, grabbing his phone from his pocket and checking the time.
"we still have ten minutes before your 'mandated break' ends," you did air-quotes, "id say we still have some time," you smiled suggestively at him, legs wrapping around him again and pulling him closer.
#the pitt x reader#the pitt#the pitt smut#dr jack abbot#jack abbot#jack abbott#dr jack abbott x reader#dr jack abbott smut#jack abbot x reader#jack abbott x reader#dr jack abbott#dr jack abbot x reader#jack abbott smut#jack abbot smut#jack abbot x you#jack abbott x you#jack abbot fanfic#jack abbott fanfic
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Tunnel of Love gets my vote for having Patti and Bruce eye-fucking every night for an entire tour, and a very funny Wikipedia entry by an author clearly bewildered at just HOW slutty the tour was.








sluttiest bruce springsteen album tournament, round 2 ⚡️
Tunnel of Love (1987) vs Born in the U.S.A. (1984)
Ain’t Got You: “I got a hundred pretty women knockin’ down my door / And folks wanna kiss me, I ain’t ever seen before”

I’m On Fire: “At night I wake up with the sheets soaking wet […] / Only you can cool my desire / Oh, I’m on fire”

#you just know there was so much bonking happening on TOL#Bruce in his book mentions sleeping around quite a bit on BITUSA and there's “I'm on Fire” but I will always champion problematic fav TOL#springsteen#bruceposting#80s#this bracket is about to pit so many bad bitches against each other
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the problematic girlboss bracket: round three!


propaganda is encouraged!
#problematic girlboss bracket#gaslight gatekeep girlboss#poll#tumblr polls#bracket#vriska serket#hs#homestuck#faith lehane#btvs#buffy the vampire slayer#buffyverse#angel#ats#angel the series
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NEED👏THAT👏MAN👏PREGNANT TOURNEY SUBMISSIONS OPEN
Heyoooo! My name is Omi, and like most things in my life, i'm creating this gimmick blog on complete impulse~ we're just gonna make things up as we go and it's gonna be all fine and dandy.
ever felt overcome with the deeply rooted urge to make that fandom man a mother? well i've got good news for you.
BOOM
Here are your rules!
Probably easy to guess, but there WILL be NSFW language and jokes on this blog (not nsfw images however)! DO NOT FOLLOW ME IF YOU ARE A MINOR PLZ AND THANK U 🙏
ONLY submit characters through the form link above. No ask submissions!
one character per submission
they can be from any form of media. only important thing is that they identify as a man.
fictional characters only! No real people!
characters must be adults (18+)
submit a specific character only once. you can submit more than one different character though
propaganda is encouraged, but i don't really like anti-propaganda (i.e. saying why an opposing character Shouldn't advance instead of just hyping your choice. Only because some people can get really heated about it and I'd rather keep things chill)
as always, tumblr polls are just for fun. Never take 'em too seriously!
the bracket size will be decided once I see our final submission count. Submissions open until April 24th
uhhh i can't think of anything else rn but if i do later i'll come back and edit 👍 if you have a specific question, send an ask my way and i'll see if i can answer it.
Tagging other blogs below for traction (feel free to ignore if this isn't your thing! I'm attempting to tag only blogs that I thiiink wouldn't be bothered, but if I make a mistake, I apologize)
@fuckable-old-man-battle @its-to-the-death @do-you-ship-it-polls @mod-nyashley @bonebridebanish-warcrimeedition @smashorpassgilf @tournament-announcer @tournamentdirectory @rpfshippingpolls @weeb-polls-with-pip @fuckablemeowmeowbattle @problematic-maleslash-polls @aretheyqueer
#tumblr polls#tumblr tourney#tumblr tournament#need that man pregnant#need him pregnant poll#mpreg#gimmick blog#what possessed me to make this blog? i wish i knew. but here we are
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Round 1: The Quarterquarterquartersemifinals
@is-it-out-of-touch-thursday
(no propaganda submitted)
@todays-problematic-ship
(no propaganda submitted)
#tumblr tournament#poll#polls#gimmick blog bracket season 2#round 1#is-it-out-of-touch-thursday#todays-problematic-ship
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Problematic Yuri Tournament - Round Eight Losers' Bracket
The winner of this round will go up against Gushing Over Magical Girls in the final round!


Gunjou vs. Happy Sugar Life
Gunjou (manga by Nakamura Ching) [explicit; gore/violence]
Submitted problematic elements: The main character asks the woman who has a crush on her to murder her husband, she does, they run off together and have sex even though the main character is straight and only does it because she feels she needs to repay the person who murdered her abusive husband.
Submitted content warnings: Murder, Nudity, Suicide, Homophobia, Sexual Assault, Violence, Domestic Violence, Parental Abuse
Submitted propaganda: Your honour, they're murderers who nobody can understand. Even in their most intimate moments together the gulf between their understandings divides them, is this too not yuri?
Happy Sugar Life (manga by Kagisora Tomiyaki) [suggestive; gore/violence]
Submitted problematic elements: Kidnapping and age gap
Submitted content warnings: Suicide, gore, spousal and child abuse
Submitted propaganda: the cycle of abuse doesn't stop with them!!!!
#problematic yuri poll#poll#polls#losers' bracket#gunjou#gunjo#happy sugar life#hsl#toxic yuri#yuri poll#yuri manga#yuri#tumblr poll#problematic#proship safe#dead dove do not eat#problematic fiction#profic#proship poll
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FINAL BRACKET - FINAL RESULTS
The winner of the Final Bracket is Knightfall!
Thank you to every one who participated in the polls!
#rwby#problematic rwby shipping poll#jaune arc#cinder fall#knightfall#final bracket#final bracket winner#mod post#psa
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