#pub and go

[arashikohedervary]

I'm back in my Naruto phrase, meaning the characters are having conversations in my head 24/7. So here I am, trying to put together some different elements for a coherent story of a fanfiction when my playlist starts blasting Pub and go and I'm suddenly overwhelmed by the voice of Sasuke trying to lecture me about what's up with Great Britain ('cause it's gonna be on the test, you know).

And I know that they share a va, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious everytime I realize it.

You're saying this crazy-ass terrorist

shares a voice with

this pathetic fucker who wants people to bend forks with magic to join his high school club???

Hilarious.

10/10

Will be amazed again.

[barryjam]

Pub and go

I am obsessed with this banger

[hinge]

Hinge presents an anthology of love stories almost never told. Read more on https://no-ordinary-love.co

[girl-of-stupidology]

Huh, thought I already reposted this from my Instagram on here but I guess not.

Also GOOD NEWS! I finally opened my all new PRINT SHOP!!! You can find this as a print as well as all my other artworks so far! Soft launch I guess (Sadly can't find any Pentimento cheese art of mine so far to make as prints sorry Lol). I'll prob make a detailed post about it soon but please check it out and thank you all for your support!

(Still pausing on #blorbovemeber, still working on Day 2 and it's totally not Pimento cheese fanart shhhhh)

[jumpscaregoose]

*in a Situation* okay which blorbo can I use to get through this

[orions-aether]

eastern european haunted emily axford pc, transfem daughter of libertarians ally beardsley pc, spot on pub representation grizzled old british lady siobhan thompson pc, nasty old gun guy zac oyama pc, posh boy brian murphy pc, famous explorer with a book series that really falls off lou wilson pc we're fucking eating this season my god

[managone16]

James: I-what are you wearing? Regulus, smirking: Do you like it? James: I-uh-Yes. but you can't wear this to the pub- Regulus, feigning innocence: Aww, why not? James: Because. Regulus: Because? James: UGH, Regulus. You know how I feel about that outfit. Regulus, cocking his head: How? James: Reg, please. Regulus: Show me what you feel, Potter. James, groaning: Fuck it.

[sassysnowperson]

Book of Hours is an utterly hilarious videogame, when you think about what the mechanics actually mean in-universe.

You are a librarian! You have taken on management of a Mystical House full of secrets, which you must slowly reveal room by room. But! A catastrophe struck before your arrival, so you gotta clear the rooms out as you go.

Except you're just one person, you gotta go get your neighbors to help out.

Most of the people will charge me money to help out, but the towns blacksmith, my old war-buddy Denzel, he'll help for free.

"Denzeeel!" I pound on his doorway at the break of dawn. "Come up to the big spooky house, why don't you?"

He comes to the house. And I show him the best time. We drink a smoky tea, feast upon rare pears that only bloom in the fae seasons, I gift him some metal and encourage him to look at it's cool magic properties. Dawn to morning to afternoon, we have a wonderful time. And then, as the day grows dark and he's thinking about heading home, I stop him.

"before you go, can you do me a quick favor?" And then I walk them into the basement, through some caves, and point to a room with roughly one billion bats.

"you can clear out roughly a billion bats, right? I really need to get in there."

And then my sweet, long-suffering friend goes into the room filled with roughly a billion bats to clear it out for me. Good man, I think fondly, as he stumbles home to his smithy after.

And then, as night turns to morning, I contemplate the next room, deep in the library's secret prison, burning with an eternal flame of the monstrous prisoner that broke his chains.

"you know who can help me handle this?" I say cheerfully as my skin reddens and cracks as I reach my hand toward the door. "My good friend Denzel!"

[seraphont]

I get all my news from reliable sources (tags), so happy early birthday!

Heheh reading this on my birthday! TYSM :D

went to a karaoke place for bday eve

and I’m going to go to a cat cafe when I wake up- I’m v excited c:

[shonafee]

Crack Fanfic Idea:

Short chapters that are called after a specific pattern. For example:

The day Emma and Regina...

But instead of clever ideas you use autofil and see what's going to happen that day. You probably need help with different algorithms, but I think it could be so fun and silly.

[honestlyitsjustsam]

favourite moments of bg3 -> (9/?)

[promptsforyourwhumpfic]

Once again it’s time to remind everyone to be kind to your hospitality/service workers this holiday season.

We’re all just trying to get through it in one piece.

(For example: If a venue politely tells you it’s time to close, they’re not putting a curse upon your family, we just want to go home and are using every ounce of strength to be curtious about it.)

[burntlikethesun]

The Lux cinema, The Robot Revolution rocket... what was the implication here? That we're in a story?

[kingsdodecahedron]

If it weren’t for the insane awful things that happened mr cheng and gugus rivalry would be super funny. gugu never actually explains how they know each other but their dialogue implies that they’ve been personal enemies for ages even before cheng tried to get the robes. cheng even calls her by her first name only so I’m really interested in why they’re even like that… why do they piss each other off so much…. Happy divorce guys ?

[starcatching]

DAVID TENNANT as CROWLEY GOOD OMENS 2x02

[iamthebonecarver]

Honestly fuck all the florist/coffee shop AUs! I WANT CORPORATE ACCOUNTANT I LOVE MATH NEIL JOSTEN AND SOME TYPE OF CORPORATE GOTH JUSTICE FOR ALL ANDREW MINYARD goddamn it

The angst alone…

[elodieunderglass]

Regarding Colm's pony - every shitty parent looking to get rid of a pony I've been aware of has just sold the pony without warning the kid. If mom is financially-minded, horse body disposal costs money, and even shipping to a downmarket auction will at least pay for the petrol. HOWEVER, what I keep rotating for drama: there is a "murdered for insurance money" option, depending on the value of the pony (a little light fraud may have been involved) - this was definitely a thing around the 70s-80s in the states, but it tended to come out years later, after the statue of limitations on animal cruelty ran out and the people doing the horse wetwork came clean. In this case, maybe the vet who signed off on an accidental death for the horse insurance company admitted misgivings to one of the boys as adults, one random day they happened to see each other, but no one other than mom really knows?

(In reference to the probable fate of the childhood pony of Killie the Jockey OC and his siblings)

Oh my GOD you can’t just SAY THINGS like —

Oh that pony is DEAD-dead. Maximise the drama. Rotate that sod like a rotisserie chicken. You’re good at this.