#qed

[monster-untamed]

Just a heads up everyone on the transspecies tag

There’s a zoophile (possibly MAP) by the name of @/suresuresureaursure so go ahead and block them. They like to crosstag posts with #transspecies and #alterhuman

[likewemeanitthistime]

My favourite time of year is when I finally finish a book series and get to add the tag to my list so I can finally see everyone else feeling all the feelings

[juh-wasnt-deactivated19691231]

the vacuous proof

QED

[lindahall]

Sin-itiro Tomonaga – Scientist of the Day

Sin-itiro Tomonaga, a Japanese physicist, died on July 8, 1979, at the age of 73; he was born in Tokyo in 1906.

learn more

[oliveespineapples]

yeah guys my whole summer has just been drawing the same two people over and over and over again lmao

but hey this time it's an animation!

[irregularscans]

Chapter Release! Q.E.D. iff Ch. 47 : https://mangadex.org/chapter/f07bd7bf-c319-481b-83d6-9238254f469c

As you might remember, we released Ch.48 first, so here's 47~

[mollywog]

“Would you like some more? We have plenty,” says Mags.

“Bread?” Wiress holds out the basket of assorted rolls to her.

Fake Louella stares in fascination at the offering, then her fingers close on a dark crescent-shaped roll dotted with seeds. She holds it to her nose and inhales the scent, her breath coming in short gasps.

Peeta Mellark taught me that ‘dark crescent-shaped roll dotted with seeds’ are from District 11 -> District 11 is fake-Louella’s home -> Fake- Louella can pass as real Louella -> more evidence of POC Seam

[worldwithoutmiracles]

as a lesbian who liked unfrosted pop tarts years before I ever came out... why would tyler do this to me specifically

[autistobrat]

Info Dump: AOT

I am going to prove why titans CANNOT exist

(it's actually SUCH a relief)

1. Young’s Modulus Refresher

Young’s Modulus (Y) = Stress / Strain

Units: Pascals (N/m²)

It tells you how stiff a material is— how much force per unit area it can withstand before it deforms.

For biological tissues,

Bone: ~10¹⁰ to 2×10¹⁰ Pa

Muscle: ~10⁶ Pa

Tendon: ~10⁹ Pa

Human-level soft tissues simply aren’t stiff or strong enough to scale up to Titan sizes.

2. The Scaling Problem ft. Cube-Square Law

Size scales are fatal here.

If you scale up a human by a factor of k, here's what happens:

height scales as k, area as k², volume/mass as k³

this means:

Mass increases much faster than strength.

A Titan 15x taller than a human (say ~15 meters tall) has ~15³ = 3375x the mass, but its bones are only ~15² = 225x as strong (cross-sectional area).

Stress on bones = (3375× weight) / (225× cross-section) = 15× more stress per unit area than a human experiences.

Human bones already operate close to their limit during running or jumping. A Titan trying to walk would be like strapping a truck to your femurs and hoping for the best.

3. Bone Strength vs Titan Mass

Human femur can handle ~170 MPa of compressive stress before snapping. Let’s estimate:

15-meter Titan = ~15x human height → assume 15x in every dimension

Human mass ≈ 70 kg → Titan mass = 70×(15³) ≈ 236,250 kg

Weight = mg = 236,250 × 9.8 ≈ 2.3 MN

Let's assume a femur with 225x cross-sectional area.

Human femur area ≈ 5 cm² → scaled-up ≈ 1125 cm² = 0.1125 m²

Stress on Titan femur = 2.3×10⁶ N / 0.1125 m² ≈ 20.4 MPa

That’s under the breaking point of bone... but only for standing still.

Now make that thing run like a drunk line-backer and jump from rooftops, and you're easily looking at 3–6× that stress due to impact forces.

Conclusion: Their legs would shatter like breadsticks every time they took a step.

4. Muscles & Movement: A Titan Would Move Like Molasses

Muscle force is also proportional to cross-sectional area (k²)

But remember: mass (inertia) scales with k³

So acceleration (F = ma) becomes a problem:

The force-to-mass ratio drops as you scale up

Titans would have atrociously slow reaction times

No sprinting. No parkour. Just slow-motion faceplants.

5. Heat, Metabolism

Metabolic heat generation scales with volume (k³) Heat loss scales with surface area (k²)

So scaled-up creatures overheat like mad. Titans would need:

Huge ears (like elephants)

Constant sweating

Or to burst into flame like a toaster on meth

Which is… oddly canon. Some Titans steam constantly, which would make some sense— they’re trying not to cook themselves from the inside out. But the energy needed to move such a body at speed would literally roast them.

6. Young’s Modulus and Tissue Deformation

Let’s take a Titan muscle fibre and ask: Can it hold itself up?

Say human muscle strain limit = ~0.4 (40%) Young's modulus for muscle: ~100 kPa (1×10⁵ Pa)

Stress = Y × strain = 1×10⁵ Pa × 0.4 = 40,000 Pa

Now, pressure from just the weight of upper tissues in a Titan would easily exceed this.

A 15m Titan’s thighs might be supporting ~10 tons of upper body. That’s ~98,000 N pressing down over, say, 0.1 m² → ~980,000 Pa.

That’s ~25× more stress than muscle can handle.

so yeah.

[vehiculartheyslaughter]

The inherent homoeroticism of a haircut and Not that kind of moving picture for the ask game??? i wanna KNOW

Okay, so:

The haircut fic is based on the idea that Jay gets weekly haircuts by a personal barber and for some reason the barber has to cancel. Cue Jay panicking and Nick offering to cut Jay’s hair. It’s going to be pre-relationship but with a lot of tension and pining.

The other fic is the one where Quentin invents time travel and blips himself and Charlie (cause I think it would be funny that he’s just There) into the year 2016 where he interacts with the characters from the movie Kingsman (which I recommend you watch, Andrew) and basically gets into wacky hijinks and changes the course of the movie plot as well as the fabric of space-time itself.

[theoutcastrogue]

Nasreddin Hodja was once arrested because he was standing in the market square telling people that he's above the Sultan. Although threatened with death for sedition, he refused to recant, but requested an audience with the Sultan and the Ulema to prove the veracity of his controversial statement. And he asked them:

"O wise teachers, tell me, who's above this soldier here?"

"His superior officer is above him, the one who gives him orders."

"And who's above the superior officer, wise teachers?"

"Why, the Qaddi, the judge."

"And above the qaddi?"

"Above the qaddi is the Vizier, as everyone knows."

"And above the Vizier?"

"Above the vizier is of course the Sultan, our Padishah, long may he live and reign, whose feet we are not worthy to dust."

"And above the Sultan?"

"Above the Sultan is none but God."

"And above God?"

"What? Above God? What are you on about? Nothing's above God!"

"Well there you have it!", said Nasreddin triumphantly, "I'M nothing!"

[more-than-tender-curiosity]

Fuck generative ai come talk to our ask blogs instead @ask-jay-gatsby @ask-nick-carraway @ask-quentin @ask-philip-raven

[falseandrealultravival]

I can more than double the amount of cigarettes (Cigarette-1)

set

I smoke Kent cigarettes, which have a 7cm effective smoking length. The average effective smoking length of five cigarette butts is 3.72cm (52.4% of the total length).

I then tear the cigarette butts into pieces and remake them into cigarettes using a Raw cigarette rolling machine. The effective smoking length of the remade cigarette is also 7cm, so if you smoke like I do, You can more than double the amount of Kent.

QED

Rei Morishita

私は、タバコを２倍以上に増やせる（タバコー１）

私は、有効可吸引長７ｃｍのKentを吸っている。そして５本の吸い殻の有効可吸引長を平均すると３．７２cm（全体長の５２．４％）だった。

そしてわたしは、その吸い殻をばらばらにほぐして、Rawのタバコ巻き器で再びタバコにする。その再生タバコの有効可吸引長もやはり７ｃｍなので、私のようなタバコの吸いかたをすると、Kentは２倍以上に増えることになる。

QED

森下礼

Я могу увеличить количество сигарет более чем вдвое (Табак-1).

Курю Кент с эффективной длиной всасывания 7см. Средняя эффективная всасываемая длина пяти окурков составила 3,72 см (52,4% от общей длины).

Затем я разбиваю окурки и снова превращаю их в сигареты с помощью самокрутки Raw. Эффективная длина регенерированных сигарет также составляет 7 см, поэтому, если вы курите, как я, длина Кента увеличится более чем в два раза.

КЭД

Рей Моришита

[dilf-in-peril]

I'm gonna make a supercut of all of Nigel's entrances, measure the length the entrances (specifically how long he lies down and makes eyes at the crowd beforehand, for how long he presents his arse, how much he arches his back) and compare this data to his estimated position on the heel to babyface axis, to confirm my theory that evil = slutty.

[irregularscans]

Chapter Release! Q.E.D. iff v24 c48 : https://mangadex.org/chapter/3b4a3a48-2d64-4cba-a2a8-2b1a25aa1aed

Ch.47 will be released in the coming weeks.

[monster-untamed]

My horse had a fucking boner after our lesson and as I was walking him back to his stall some lady started talking about horse genitalia to me like she was a fucking vet before she grabbed my horse’s shlong like it was a grande Starbucks cup. She GRIPPED that thing

Horse girls are so fucking weird