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[raven-moreno]

These Grannies Wrote a Diss Track for Trump

[raven-moreno]

Lets tack on:

With only the financial access of someone with 1 full-time job at minimum wage. Cause they need to be smacked with the reality that there are far more minimum wage jobs then there are well paid jobs.

each year congress people should be required to go on a field trip where they each get dumped in the middle of a random u.s. town & handed a phone with google maps & forced to find their way back to washington solely through the use of local public transportation systems.

to be clear i don't think this would improve our political reality in any way, but it would be fun to watch

[konaharts]

How their last fight [probably] went.

[snowdin-stims]

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[adam-scott]

SEVERANCE SEASON 2 Coming to Apple TV+

[raven-moreno]

Yeah, same here. Full of energy every morning just like that cat, ever since I was a kid.

Liquid

[originalaccountname]

they want to be friends so bad it makes them look stupid

[tk-sketches]

animated commission for unyanizedcatboys!

[raven-moreno]

Here's a thing I was talking about with my mom about a month ago...

We were talking about the old black & white horror movies and "Invasion of the Body Snatchers" was one of them.

Some of that movie was just a tiny bit confusing to me but also I was laughing about it.

1. When the Pod People (or PLANT people) replaced any of the humans or animals in a slow-ish takeover... Didn't the Pod People smell different than the original human??? Their biology is totally different from human/animal life forms native to Earth.... So, how did no one notice that their family member, friend, or pet suddenly smells DIFFERENT? Did every single human just have a stuffy nose during the whole takeover?

2. Where the hell are my aggressive/unhinged vegans at??? Like were the Pod people not plant enough?... were they too sentient? Like those are alien hostile sentient plant beings taking over & destroying what's left of Earth's natural ecosystem. Where are my unhinged vegans coming up with recipes with the main ingredient being alien plant beings? It could have been their time to shine in that movie-verse. lmfao

[cookiekissers]

This one's a little personal and idk if you'll do it but maybe Shadow Milk and Pure Vanilla standing up for a reader who's being screamed at by their coworker?? Happened to me recently and it felt awful :,) (both separate hcs)

[Pure Vanilla Cookie & Shadow Milk Cookie x Reader]

[head canons] [fluff]

Sorry this is a bit late anon, sorry to hear that happened to you and I hope you're doing better 🫶

[Pure Vanilla Cookie]

Pure Vanilla Cookie would hear the commotion and come running to your aid right away.

He would physically put himself between you and your coworker and keep them away from you until they tire themselves out enough so that he can figure out what happened.

He would quickly pacify your angry coworker, as that's something he's very good at due to his calming voice and gentle demeanor.

If you made a mistake, he can understand the frustration, but surely that's no reason to yell at you like that!

Pure Vanilla Cookie will give you an opportunity to go on a short break to calm yourself down and he will step in to help fix whatever problem that has your coworker so upset.

Pure Vanilla will vouch for you no matter what, and will resolve the situation peacefully.

After things have calmed down, he will check up on you with a snack in the break room to see if you're ok.

Pure Vanilla will comfort you as much as you need. Even if you made a mistake and it is your fault, he will stay with you and promises to help you fix it.

Later he would probably mention your coworker's outburst at you to a manager. Doing something like that is very unprofessional and unacceptable, especially if you didn't deserve it! There are many different ways to handle workplace conflict than screaming at someone.

[Shadow Milk Cookie]

Shadow Milk is not as nice as Pure Vanilla is when it comes to confronting your angry coworker.

He will very quickly butt into the "conversation" and quite directly tell your coworker to "shut up." Shadow Milk doesn't care if they start screaming at him next. He can take it.

Shadow Milk will point out that your coworker is embarrassing themselves by causing a scene in front of everyone, and point out all the people staring.

He will secretly cause a scene elsewhere and tell them to handle it, and while your coworker is distracted, he comforts you and brings you to a quiet area for you to calm down. Shadow Milk will also make an effort to crack a few jokes to make you smile.

This coworker is now on Shadow Milk's shit list for yelling at you. Of course, everything he does to them will be completely petty and won't be able to be traced back to him or you.

Shadow Milk will "accidentally" trip them, spill food on them, stealing their lunch, and start reporting them constantly for minor infractions to management.

Will talk shit behind their back and act sweet to their face. He will make you feel better about the situation, if your mind ever lingers on the painful memory of being yelled at, Shadow Milk will distract you with a catty comment about your coworker.

Shadow Milk is petty, but he'll always be on your side. If your coworker ever tries to pick a fight with you again, Shadow Milk Cookie will back you up.

[emirkocturk]

Her şeyi akışına bırakıp. umarsız bir hayale dalmak. ne muazzam bir eziyettir kalbe..

A momentary breeze..

[raven-moreno]

LMAO! Even his AI child, Grok, doesn't like him!

I wonder how long it'll be before that munchkin of his starts to hate him (or at least dislikes him) too?

Grok is Edolph Twitler’s AI.

[emziess]

No, being a firefighter is my life. It is the, the only thing I have ever done that was important and that mattered, okay? 9-1-1, S02E18

[cervinae-canine]

one must imagine their f/o in a playboy bunny suit.. for the occasion..

[mallowmoons]

𝘆𝗲𝗷𝗶 ꩜ 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 𝘄𝗶𝗹𝗹 𝗯𝗲 𝗴𝗶𝗿𝗹𝘀 ( 𝟮𝟱𝟬𝟲𝟭𝟰 )

[snowdin-stims]

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