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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Danny: You're an idiot. Steve: I'm your idiot. [points to wedding ring] ForeveRRR!!
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Steve: I'm in love with you. Danny: We called off the prank war last night at midnight, dork. Steve: I know. Danny: Ah. Okay. Um. Cool. Neat. Very cool. Cool. Cool. Coolcoolcool-
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Danny: You have to apologize to them Steve. Steve: Fine! But I must warn you that this might make me a better, nicer person and that is NOT the person you fell in love with!
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Steve: Flirting is part of my heritage. Danny: What do you mean? Chin: His mother was a slut too.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Steve, seductively: Oh Danno, say my name. Danny: My name. Steve: Steve: You have children, don't you? Danny: How did you know?
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Steve: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Danny: Nope, there's 26. Steve: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Danny: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Steve: You'll get the D later ;).
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year ago
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Danny: I hate being touched. Danny: The last time I maintained physical contact with another person was in a fight. Kono: You are literally on Steve'S lap right now. Danny: This means nothing.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Danny: What the fuck is the matter with you? Steve: You're gonna have to elaborate.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Danny: I need coffee. Grover: I need a nap. Tani: I need a vacation. Steve: I need duct tape, a rope, and a shovel.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Steve: Anything you say in the next 30 seconds is free, starting right now. Danny: I think you're cocky. Arrogant. Bossy and pushy. You also have a god complex and don't think of anybody but yourself. Steve: But- Danny: But what? I still have 22 seconds and I'm not done.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 11 months ago
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Tani: Don't you get jealous? Danny: I never really had anything to worry about. Steve was never really good at the flirting thing. Steve: What are you talking about? It worked with you. Danny: Oh, you know what? You're right. We met, you flirted, and then bam! Ten years later you had me!
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Danny: When you said you did magic in bed, this isn't what I expec- Steve, holding up Ace of Spades: Is this your card? Danny, softly: Holy shit.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 11 months ago
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Danny: Sometimes 'brb' stands for 'be ready bitch', so you have to be careful. Five-0: [everyone takes a step back]
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incorrect-mcdanno · 3 months ago
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Grover: What would you do when life gives you lemons? Danny: Throw them at Steve?
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year ago
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Chin: Public opinion is against Steve because of him being a Navy SEAL. Everyone thinks he's an unfeeling monster who'll lash out at the slightest provocation. Danny: [turns to look at Steve] Steve: [double-peace signs at him] Danny: Mhmm, terrifying.
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incorrect-mcdanno · 1 year ago
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Steve: You know what they say. What doesn't kill me- Danny: Makes you cocky and convinces you that you are an immortal being and cannot die, and then you get even more reckless than you already are. Steve: I was gonna say 'stronger' but... Steve: Wow, okay.
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