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Fandom: The Sandman | Pairing: Calliope/Dream of the Endless/Hob Gadling | Rating: G | Length: 0:05:05 | Summary: They have a ritual, now. Hob knows, always knows ahead of time, when Dream will have need of it. It isn’t clear how he knows—the world news, listening carefully to the things Dream says, some extra sense of things that warns of turbulence in the mind of the Lord of Dreams, but he knows. There is magic in the knowing, and Dream does not wish to dispel it. 

Dream comes to his lovers for comfort when the world weighs too heavy. They hold him up.

original text link by softestpunk

readers: @thriceandonce, @kd-heart, @robinfai, podfic-lover

cover artist: @kd-heart

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@lala-neverlandsoo please next time send your request via askbox! and yes i did find some hetero kaisoo that haven’t been recced or are recent C: 

girl jongin

fight or flight - jongin was robbed but soo just happen to conme out of the grocery store and trip the thief’s legs so presh omg

Just My Luck - college au, jongin seems to have a really bad day but maybe not at all after meeting a certain cute guy!

Let’s Cheers to This - cheerleaders au, jongin is hopelessly crushing on soo and her friends don’t helps (ft. other fem!exo members)

Tonight is The Night - established rls, bf soo eats kji out OwO

You light up my heart - age gap yaaaaaas jongin is a shy nerdy girl who makes a new friend (sehun) at her new school, he also has an older brother who is handsome and kind and jongin falls for him :’)

The Pillar - alice in the wonderland inspired sorta angsty :o

Easy, Breezy - r-rated, old but gold, jongin wants to see her bf in a skirt

girl kyungsoo

hairy situation - jongin walks in on soo shaving her legs, fluff!

Wolf - human girl!soo wolf!ji, it’s chaptered and ongoing!!

new rules (don’t be his friend) - high school au, jock!jongin rly likes soo

Holy Grail - smut/angst songfic ~

lemme kiss you where it hurts - pwp, dom!soo, rimming yes soo eats ji out yum

Regrets Always Come at the End - vampire!au !!!

operation: the strip club - law and order inspired, detective!ji/stripper!soo au

bonus: threesomes

pretty kitty - sekaisoo mommy!soo 

birthday boy - chankaisoo also mommy!soo 

- Admin J

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Fandom: The Witcher | Pairing: Geralt z Rivii/Jaskier/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Rating: M | Length: 0:11:57 | Summary: Geralt doesn't always take proper care of his hands. His lovers decide to help him with that.

original text link by Chantress

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(Cover by podfic_lover)

five messes eliot had to clean up (and one he didn’t) [Podfic] (45 words) by podfic_lover, knight_tracer, thriceandonce, momopods, Vaysh-podfics Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Leverage Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Alec Hardison/Parker/Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison/Parker, Parker/Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison/Eliot Spencer, Alec Hardison & Parker & Eliot Spencer Characters: Alec Hardison, Parker (Leverage), Eliot Spencer (Leverage) Additional Tags: Team as Family, Fluff and Humor, 5+1 Things, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: M4B, Audio Book, Podfic Cover Art, Multiple Voices Summary: Eliot couldn’t even be mad about the fact that he was covered in peanut butter after that. [A multi-voice podfic of lovebeyondmeasure's story followed by freetalk, recorded during Europodfriends 2019]

(Originally posted 2020-01-10)

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Fandom: Venom | Pairing: Eddie Brock/Dan Lewis/Anne Weying/Venom Symbiote | Rating: E | Length: 0:14:48 | Summary: Sex-pollened!Venom, an all-dialogue sex comedy featuring Anne, Dan, Eddie and Venom. For the prompt: Eddie dines at Anne and Dan's place. Turns out chocolate is an aphrodisiac for Venom. Oh no. (Oh yes.)

Collab with @kd-heart, accrues, and @annapods, which I definitely didn’t forget to mention in the body of the post at first, nope.

original text link by yue-ix

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Fandom: Skyrim | Pairing: Vex/Male Breton Dovahkiin | Rating: E | Length: 16:44 | Summary: He always does everything she asks him to, and one night she decides to find out just how obedient he can be.

original text link by @mongoose-bite

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Fandom: Skyrim | Pairing: Male Breton Dovahkiin/Companions | Rating: E | Length: 16:32 | Summary: Vilkas does not think much of the recruit Farkas dragged in, even if he is the life of the party. When he catches him stealing, Vilkas decides he’s earned a traditional Companions punishment; the Monster Party. Said recruit wholeheartedly agrees; he loves parties.

original text link by @mongoose-bite

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Hockey RPF Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Rich Clune/Kasperi Kapanen/William Nylander Characters: Rich Clune, Kasperi Kapanen, William Nylander Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, Pegging, Dirty Talk, Teasing, Light Dom/sub, Light Bondage, Comeplay, Rule 63, Podfic, Podfic Length: 10-20 Minutes, Audio Format: MP3, Audio Format: Streaming, Multiple Voices Summary:

Rich Clune/rule63 Kasperi Kapenen/rule63 Willy Nylander, pegging.

00:10:15 :: Written by an anonymous author.

(originally posted 2019-12-06)

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I suppose I shouldn’t be surprised that this audio file is too large for tumblr as well :P

Fandom: Skyrim | Pairing: Mikael/Sanguine, Hermaeus Mora/Sanguine, Farengar Secret-Fire/Sanguine | Rating: E | Length: 1:29:07 | Summary: Sanguine's sexy, sexy adventures across Tamriel as he tries first to learn how to write porn, and then gives up in favour of the far more entertaining job of becoming the subject instead.

original text link by @fallowsthorn​

Art used for the cover by @quaenam​

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Fandom: Skyrim | Pairing: Male Breton Dovahkiin/Grelka | Rating: E | Length: 07:12 | Summary: Dyce wonders what he has to do to get some decent service at Grelka’s stall. Grelka decides to show him.

original text link by @mongoose-bite

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Fandom: Bleach | Pairing: Ulquiorra Cifer/Inoue Orihime | Rating: T | Length: 0:06:49 | Summary: “Are you…” he asked, and his eyes flickered over to the romance novel, propped open to page 142. “...titillated?” (Ulquiorra and Orihime experiment. They're not very good at it.) | Cover Artist: bessyboo/coversbybessyboo

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het!kaisoo and femslash pleasee ❤

one per request dearie ;; i’ll do the hetkaisoo one :>

little lady (you’re awfully pretty) - the summary is as it is: kyungsoo is a broadcast jockey by night and an english teacher by day and student jongnog has a crush on her hoho

Tutored to Love - jongin is failing in class and ksoo is there to help her out brb gonna cry at the cute

For Life - wolf!au with a twist: female alpha soo!!

Clockworks - soo’s lil sister gave her a watch that will count down to zero when she meets her soulmate so guess who was it hehe

Want You (Back) - kadi were the IT couple of the campus until they broke up but jokes on everyone, they still love each other, did i mention there’s smut? ;)

Shotgun - playboy jongin changes his tactics for kyungsoo 👀

Versace on the Floor - good old smut and ksoo wearing a black versace dress how lovely

Love Me (I Do) - fwb au and they both like each other but wont confess >:(

Of Coffee Shops and Flat Tires - fluff, fluff, so much fluff, basically nini is trying to get his sh*t together in front of his crush ksoo

Forsaking Propriety - um this was such a nice read, regency au where jongin is trying to court his dearest kyungsoo

The Rise of the Cupid - onesided!baeksoo but in a good way bc baekhyun realises that kadi needs to get together asap so he plays cupid

Kyungswooned - the author: ksoo getting swole aka jongin gets shook when she sees kyungsoo again

Three Enchanted Princes - royalty au, this is a prequel (jongin isnt here yet)

Right Love, Wrong Time - girl!soo, bestfriends/platonic kd

The Amnesia Excuse - fem!jongin, they almost got married (but ksoo chickened) when now they meet again after a many years, jongin pretends she doesn’t remember him

It Started with a Drink -Jongin needs a wife - a temporary wife - ASAP. Maybe it was fate when he found himself in Las Vegas, finding himself a wife and more than what he has bargained for

I’m Slaved - fem!ji, slave au, by babychocosoo!

No Labels - babychocosoo again! queen of genderswap fics :’) 

Round and Round - quite a read! slight!angst, (warning:infidelity)

- Admin H (hope everyone is doing well :>)

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Fandom: Witcher | Pairing: Geralt z Rivii/Jaskier/Yennefer z Vengerbergu | Rating: T | Length: 0:03:38 | Summary: Jaskier is saaaaaaaad after the breakup and so is all of Temeria so Yennefer decides to FIX IT, DAMNIT.

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Fandom: Skyrim | Pairing: Hermaeus Mora/Sanguine | Rating: E | Length: 20:54 | Summary: Sanguine is bored. Hermaeus Mora is unlucky enough to have to deal with this.

original text link by @fallowsthorn

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Fandom: Bandom (My Chemical Romance, Mindless Self Indulgence) | Pairing: Lindsey Ballato/Gerard Way | Rating: E | Length: 0:10:21 | Summary: Pegging. PWP.

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Fandom: The Mummy | Pairing: Evie/Rick | Rating: G | Length: 0:08:02 | Summary: The dirigible ride away from Ahm Shere is a long one. The first night is longer still. | Cover Artist: bessyboo/coversbybessyboo

originally posted on 2016-02-14

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