#rafters and crypt and belltower and everything
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Last year I was playing minecraft with friends and for reasons that I cannot describe beyond 'it simply felt necessary', I carved out a huge chunk of a mountain and built a large, beautiful cathedral in the created space. I gave it stained-glass windows and rafters and a crypt and I made a confessional out of trapdoors so that it felt proportional. The floor was tiled in granite and polished andesite. There were pews. An altar. A soaring belltower. And when I was about halfway through building it I stopped and looked around and thought to myself 'that gay catholic dog on tumblr would LOVE this'
I was on the brink of dozing off when this one reached me, and the mental image of a confessional equipped with a slapstick trapdoor snapped me wide awake.
#we're putting Machete in the trapdoor confessional right?#is the trapdoor for dismissing difficult penitents only#or does Machete have the option to use it to quickly desert his post if he gets sufficiently uncomfortable?#answered#lengthy-artery#your cathedral does sound very impressive#rafters and crypt and belltower and everything#the dog would appreciate your attention to detail
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