#rat detector

[terri-theslime13]

I am doing a bit of an experiment, which I'm calling "Schrodinger's Rat", you see:

Inside this box there is either a rat, or no rat, and no one can know until @rat-detector responds, at which point they will be proven to be wrong, as the box is opened, revealing the opposite of their guess

[rat-detector-333]

Hello. I am the three hundred and thirty third rat detector. Nice to meet you.

[rat-detector-the-21st]

Offical list of rat detectors

(click here for up to date list)

Clean version (for mentioning) (coming soon)

(im trying to keep this up to date, notify me in the replies if im missing one) (feel free to use anywhere without credit) (to get on here you must be a detector or post rat related content)

@rat-dedecdor faulty rat detector

@rat-eliminator commits mass rodentside

@rat-detector-but-evil evil detector

@blurry-rat-detector cant see

@rat-undetector I give up trying to find out what they do

@rat-detectors-detector detects all detectors

@detector-rat just another rat detector

@rat-detector-fail inverted rat detector

@the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st a couple of rat detectors (the romantic kind)

@rat-detector-redacted rat detector but I can't see the number D:

@rat-detector 1st detector (original)

@rat-detector-detector 2nd detector

@rat-detector-detector-detector 3rd detector

@ratdetectordetectordetectordet 4th detector

@rat-detector-to-the-5th-power 5th detector

@rat-detector-x6 6th detector

@rat-detector-seven 7th detector

@rat-detector-8x 8th detector

@ratdetectortheninth 9th detector

@rat-detector-10 10th detector

@ratdetector-x11 11th detector

@rat-detector-twelve 12th detector

@rat-detector-13 and @ratdetector13 and @rat-detector-thirteen 13th detector

@rat-detector-the-14th 14th detector

@rat-detector-15 15th detector

@rat-detector-16 16th detector

Unknown rat detector 17

@rat-detector-the-18th 18th detector

@rat-detector-19x 19th detector

Unknown rat detector 20

@rat-detector-the-21st 21st detector (me)

@rat-detector-the-22nd 22nd detector

@ratdectector23 23rd detector

@rat-detector-24 24th detector

@ratdetector25 and @25th-rat-detector 25th detector

@rat-detector-the-26th and @ratdetector-x26 and @rat-detector-26 26th detector

Unknown rat detectors 26-35

@rat-detector36 36th detector

Unknown rat detectors 37-71

@rat-detector-72 72nd rat detector

Unknown rat detectors 73-83

@rat-detector-84 84th detector

Unknown detectors 85-88

@rat-detector-rat-89 89th detector

Unknown rat detectors 90-235

@rat-detector-236 236th detector

Unknown rat detectors 237-332

@rat-detector-333 333rd detector

@rat-detector-334 334th detector

@rat-detector-404 404th detector

@rat-detector-413 413th detector

Total detectors: 47 (out of date)

Non-detector rat blogs

@a-rat-with-internet-accesses

[not-a-skeleton-and-is-a-human]

Imma say it;

I’m tired of the rat detectors.

[gummy-bear-detector]

Let's build a rat!

We are going to play mad scientist today! Mauahahaha. The rat will have a rat head, but you can decide everything else. I used a randomizer to select 10 random animals. Vote for how much of each animal's DNA we should splice into the rat. I will then create the abomination beautiful critter and reblog this with the results.

[rat-detector-334]

Edit 3: Now it’s fixed.

(I’m starting to think that rat detection is slightly unethical…)

The great old one, who sadly lacks cute little rat legs, is an ethereal being beyond current understanding. It seems they grow if they consume their folk of rats which is slightly concerning. One day the great old one (legal name: Rat emperor) hopes to claim the world for all of ratkind. But for that, they need to be fed.

EDIT: …is my WLAN sh*t or has [tumblr] ruined the quality?

I think I fixed it now.

Edit 2: NOW its fixed, my bad

[tdorcs]

The department of rodent catcher/detector safety is happy to assist.

We at TDORCS have been appointed by the office of detection legality has to supervise all rodent-related detecting and catching. Our role is simply to ensure the safety of our population (for example by marking Schrödinger’s rats as unsafe). We are also working on a list of all detective forces regarding the rats to ensure the safety of all rodents and rodent catchers/detectors.

It is however important to mention that we require every single rodent catcher/detector to provide proof if the necessary legal documents. A detector should always have their legal papers with them. If this is not the case we will be able to assist by creating the necessary documents. This will however require the answering to the following questions:

What is your blog’s name? (for example “@rodent-detector”)

What rodent type(s) do you detect/catch? (for example “only rats”)

What is your species? (for example “detector”)

Do you catch or detect? (for example “both”)

Are you lethal to found rodents? (for example “yes”)

What color should your documents have? (for example “FF1A00”)

Do you have a motive to catch/detect? (for example “hunger”)

Optional: What are your pronouns? (for example “they/them”)

Optional: If you have a other blogs, what’s their name? (for example “main blog: @thisisaratname”)

Optional: Do you think rodents are superior to humans? (for example “yes”)

Please also submit your blog’s profile picture.

We will then fill out the form for you. After that, you receive the documents and are now able to legally detect/catch rodents.

EXAMPLE:

[lilithofthevaalley]

oh gods they’ve found me

[tief-the-art]

got bored and drew this at like 2:30 am @rat-detector

[a-spoonful-of-scourge]

I propose that all rat-detectors and rat-detectors adjacent blogs of ratblr play the role of the Mice in The Nutcracker

[empidonax]

What is this, a charcuterie board for rats?!

(And then they decided they were too sleepy to eat much and dozed off. Male rats are so lazy, it's so funny!)

[4ntennas-t0-heav3n]

i need to be rat detected , , [I am the rat]

[rat-detector-the-21st]

Community for all the rat detectors JOIN IT

@rat-detectors-detector @rat-detector @rat-detector-detector @rat-detector-detector-detector @ratdetectordetectordetectordet @rat-detector-to-the-5th-power @rat-detector-x6 @rat-detector-seven @rat-detector-8x @ratdetectortheninth @rat-detector-10 @ratdetector-x11 @rat-detector-twelve @rat-detector-13 @ratdetector13 @rat-detector-thirteen @rat-detector-the-14th @rat-detector-15 @rat-detector-16 @rat-detector-17 @rat-detector-19x @ratdetector20 @rat-detector-the-22nd @ratdectector23 @rat-detector-24 @ratdetector25

[the-rat-detector-couple-the-1st]

MY DEAREST RAT BRETHREN

WHO DO YOU THINK WILL WIN THE RAT HUNGER GAMES???

ALSO THANK YOU @gimmick-hunger-games FOR DOING THIS, I KNOW IT WILL TAKE WORK SINCE THERE IS MANY OF US BUT THANK YOU

MAY THE BEST RAT DETECTOR WIN

[gummy-bear-detector]

Omg finally! 5000 rats potentially detected, many shit posts conjured and general ratty shenanigans detected. Come join the fun!

If you couldn't tell, I love rats!!! Come share your rats or rat inspired art with us on the detector blog. Tag me in rat posts. Send me rat crimes at @the-honorable-judge-rattus. If you ever thought wow rats are cute but I wish they were close up in the pics, hit up @zoomed-in-rats. See a rat you think is cool but would look cooler with shades? Hit me up on @rats-wearing-sunglasses.

Celebrate with us and give your ratties some love and treats!