#ratchat

[awkwardosthe3rd]

Got to chat with a rat last session

[eerna]

my dealer: got some straight gas 🔥😛 this strain is called "Reeve Carney Orpheus on West End 2025" 😳 you'll be zonked out of your gourd💯

me: yeah whatever. i don't feel shit.

5 minutes later: dude it's insane how ethereal he sounds. how is his mouth making those sounds. he hasn't missed a single lalala in the entire show. and he plays the role straighforward and without overacting and hyperbole and feels so separate from the other mortals. how is this happening

my buddies @yatorihell and @bluebelleisms, laughing: io is about to risk it all for mr. pokerface fujisakihair

[rellbot]

"velja is getting withdrawals from not being able to ragebait me"

[gamegem]

https://www.fogaminghub.com/post/ultimate-guide-to-find-phase-quartz-mission-in-rift-apart

Find Phase Quartz is a crucial mission in Rift Apart, where Rivet and Clank embark on a journey to locate the rare phase quartz crystal needed to build a Dimensionator. The mission takes them to the planet Blizar Prime, which is home to this valuable crystal. However, upon arrival, they discover the planet destroyed, requiring them to navigate between dimensions to find the precious resource.

[skadventuretime]

ratchat bookclub is going well

[eerna]

DARLINGGGGG what if I offered you exactly... $12959? Would that help you out? <3

O B C ticket for sale, friendship ended with @eerna

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

@shadowblaze001's Drakepad Week 2025:

Day 3: Favorite Song

Baby, I compare you to a kiss from a rose on the grey Ooh, the more I get of you, stranger it feels, yeah And now that your rose is in bloom A light hits the gloom on the grey

Or alternatively:

She's talking to angels, counting the stars Making a wish on a passing car She's dancing with strangers, falling apart Waiting for Superman to pick her up

Wanted to bring @ratchated's Superman/Batman Drakepad designs back! They are so CUTE!!! And this prompt really works with this theme lol

[speedygal]

issue 2, courtesy of Ratchated. Yet another end result of being defeated.

[signanothername]

*shyly points a mic at you* Your opinion on High Tide?

Short answer? 10/10 would die for him

Long answer and unnecessary analysis?

I LOVE HIM

His episode “Turning the tide” is easily one of my favorites, his introduction is AMAZING like fr it was literally a fucking megabot getting out from beneath the water to rescue a rescue bot??? 10/10 entrance

I MEAN JUST LOOK AT HIM HDHDHDH

Ngl at first I thought he’s a titan before his actual reveal hdhdhhd

His designs, and i mean bot, megabot and alt mode are BEAUTIFUL AND I LOVE ALL OF THEM DEARLY

All that aside, what i love most about him is his personality, like I already have a soft spot for grumpy characters *cough* HW, Ratchat *cough* and he is one of them grumpy beautiful characters, but i think the appeal of his character is enhanced by everything else, like the way he talks sailor style, the fact he’s besties with OP which is pretty interesting and he LITERALLY HAS HIS HELPER BOT SERVO WHICH IS SO ADORABLE

I also find it interesting how he’s so adamant about not changing his ways at the beginning, he’s very resistant to change and that can be for a lot of reasons, but Hightide does give me the vibes of something who witnessed partners and soldiers fall when he was helpless to protect them, he’s the classic case of veteran who’s very strict and harsh but cause he cares deeply

Hightide kinda reminds of tfp Magnus, struggles with adaptation and change, but will do so if it means it’s what’s best for the team he’s on, which we see clearly at the end of his episode, he just needed that extra nudge, an extra perspective in which he sees how that change is positive

I absolutely love his interactions with Heatwave, cause both of them are as grumpy as one can get and neither is up for the other’s bullshit which is hilarious, I do love how they both are really similar in so many ways yet can’t get along for the life of them hdhdhdh

And just like HW, he’s an amazing guy once you get to actually know him beneath all that grumpiness hahaha

What i find even funnier is the fact he’s absolutely up for partying and such, the scene with him literally jumping only to go “Canon ball!!“ in the spirit of All Spark day is everything to me dhhdhd

And can I talk about how much I ADORE the nicknames he uses for everyone?? Comedy gold I could listen to him talk for days

I think Hightide is genuinely a great character, and I’m kinda sad he wasn’t very present in the show, and so far from what i know, no other appearances in other shows which is a bummer, I’d love to see more of him cause from my contact of TF media Hightide is the very first character I’ve seen that’s water based, which makes him unique in my eyes and i think the franchise could use him more

Anyway here, have one of my favorite scenes of him

Grandpa Hightide to the rescue!!! <333

[lighthousenewsnetwork]

TECH NEWS Elon Musk Buys Twitter Again, Plans to Rename It 'Musk-rat': Second Time's the Charm? In a move that shocked absolutely no one who's been following the world's most expensive game of social media hot potato, Elon Musk announced today that he has repurchased Twitter using what he described as "pocket change found between Tesla seat cushions." The billionaire entrepreneur, apparently unsatisfied with his previous attempt to revolutionize online discourse through the confusing "X" rebrand, plans to rename the platform "Musk-rat." "X wasn't confusing enough," Musk tweeted at 3 AM, presumably while brainstorming in his meditation chamber powered by Mars dust. "People kept finding the website. That's not disruptive innovation." The acquisition, valued at "three slightly used SpaceX rockets and whatever Dogecoin was worth in the last 15 minutes," came after Musk reportedly discovered a "buy one social media platform, get one free" coupon that Meta's Mark Zuckerberg had dropped during their supposed cage match. "We're just relieved to stop changing letterheads," said one anonymous board member, who spoke on condition of anonymity and promised to name their firstborn 'Elon.' "Do you know how expensive it is to keep rebranding every time Mr. Musk has a dream about rodents?" The platform's new name, "Musk-rat," allegedly represents what Musk calls "the perfect synthesis of my personal brand and the platform's ability to survive in any environment, just like our moderation policy." The iconic blue bird logo will be replaced with what internal documents describe as a "cyberpunk rodent wearing a SpaceX helmet while clutching a cryptocurrency wallet." In a press release written entirely in Comic Sans, Musk outlined several groundbreaking features for the rebranded platform. These include "MuskMode," which automatically ends all tweets with "and that's why we need to colonize Mars," regardless of the original content. Users discussing their grandmother's cookie recipe might find their posts concluding with unexpected space colonization advocacy. The platform will also introduce "RatChat," a revolutionary messaging system where messages disappear after reading, "just like Tesla's autopilot promises," according to one developer who wished to remain employed. Premium subscribers to the new "Cheese+" tier will gain exclusive access to post tweets in Comic Sans and receive a monthly allocation of "Musk Memes" pre-approved by an AI that's "definitely not just autonomous hamsters in a server room." "Twitter was just my starter social media platform," Musk declared during a livestreamed announcement from what appeared to be a Tesla Cybertruck stuck in a Boring Company tunnel. "Wait until I buy MySpace. Tom and I have big plans." The platform will reportedly run entirely on solar power, except during nights, weekends, and whenever Musk is tweeting, which engineering teams estimate accounts for roughly 73% of all possible operating hours. In a final bid to attract new users, Musk announced plans to integrate the platform with his brain chip company, Neuralink. "Imagine tweeting with just your thoughts," Musk explained, apparently unaware that this is precisely what users have been doing all along, much to everyone's dismay. When asked about potential regulatory concerns, Musk responded with a meme of a rat wearing his face, captioned "SEC = Such Entertaining Comedy." Join Musk-rat today using promotional code "RATIFICATION2024" for a free trial of Cheese+ and experience what Musk calls "the future of social media, or at least the future of my tax write-offs." The platform promises to revolutionize online communication, one confused user at a time. At press time, Musk was reportedly in talks to acquire LinkedIn, stating, "Professional networking needs more memes about Mars." The LinkedIn board of directors has begun preemptively changing their letterhead.

[royalrobot32]

#ratchat #wolf #wurf

[eerna]

Which Orpheus Hadestown is best Orpheus Hadestown?

This question has long plagued our minds, so we decided to settle it with a game night. @yatorihell represented Donal Finn, @bluebelleisms represented Dylan Wood, and I represented Reeve Carney.

We started the deciding battle with a round of Monopoly (you know, nothing says poor boy like building hotels in America and bankrupting your friends). Unlike any other night, when we would sit for hours and support each other to make sure everyone was having fun, this round was quick and painful. So quick and painful, in fact, that when Donal emerged as victor, we decided to play a two out of three tournament instead.

Next followed a round of UNO, and the same thing happened. Reeve won after only two bloody, bloody hands.

Upon Dylan's choice, third round was Monopoly again, and the poor boy was poor no more - Dylan bravely drove both Reeve and Donal to absolute bankruptcy in record time

And so, the deciding round was held in UNO yet again, and the underdog Dylan took home the crown!

Congrats Dylan, officially named best Orpheus Hadestown ever <3<3<3

Bonus: two most stubborn people around engage in trading

[rellbot]

btw today crownie asked "do you guys like me as a person or do you think im a bad person and stuff?"

[gamegem]

https://www.fogaminghub.com/post/ultimate-guide-to-override-the-lockdown-task-in-ratchet-clank-rift-apart

In this task, your first step is to hit the new blizon crystal to return to the dimension after the cataclysm, where you will encounter the enigmatic Mysterious Stranger.

[yatorihell]

Noragami + out of context Ratchat text posts part 2

Myself, @kurisus, @eerna, @libraryscarf and @viinas

[dasturdlydangerousduck]

TW: COT DAMMIT MUDDLEFOOT...

@ratchated you are an absolute genius for making this idea come to life lol