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[tommytomatoe]

i love treasure and how they ran off in the middle of the night with a stranger because they couldn't stand how uneventful their life has become, and how they know their friends were bad but they'd rather go out with people that didn't care about them than stay home in the silence. i love treasure and how they start things but never finish them because they fear of being left with nothing to do. that's why they leave their laundry sitting around for so long, once that's over then what? what happens next? treasure doesn't want to think about and for that i love them.

[frog-0n-a-l0g]

Do you think those fake vampire fang things you can get at arcades are like vampire dentures/retainers?

[platoapproved]

So? Who broke the ice? insp (x)

[telemachea]

the implications of the show possibly making armand muslim are devastating. marius renames arun 'amadeo' meaning 'lover or beloved of god' which was ALREADY gross in the books since it places him as this godlike figure armand had to worship. and then later on, with the cult in rome and santino, he was forced into worshipping satan which caused a whole crisis for him even when book armand was christian. but if show armand is muslim everything gets a whole lot worse. in islam the biggest most unforgivable sin (if you don't repent) is shirk, or idol worship. by fashioning himself as armand's god, marius not only removed armand's cultural identity from him, he has tainted his faith which is arguably one of the only things armand could've held onto. marius essentially damns armand in one of the most irreversible ways possible by grooming him the way he did with religion as a weapon. and it gets even worse with the cult since armand is not only forced to commit shirk but to reject allah, one of the last ties he has to his cultural identity, completely. armand therefore becomes a metaphor and an example of what colonialism inflicts upon the colonised

[mythallia]

sam met darlin’, and 15 years of celibacy went down the drain.

[poedays]

Need an audio where it starts out with:

“Darlin, I love you, please be careful” and Sam’s all serious and almost pleading and worried and it escalates for a minute of Sam getting increasingly more stressed and Darlin’s just brushing off his concerns

And then Sam yells out their name-

Darlin caught a spider

Sam is afraid of spiders

And they make fun of him

And he’s just:

“It is perfectly normal to be afraid of spiders”

…

“don’t go and laugh at me, it is!”

[porters-fangs]

i got some speaker headcanons. so listen up.

tw: my opinion ❤️

also probably not canon-compliant but see if i care

> morgan is almost entirely blind

he was born with cataracts, and the world has always looked to him like a watercolour painting that never dries, colour and light bleeding across his vision

seer obscura never commented when he squinted through the lenses of his glasses as they sat opposite him, or when he fumbled for the handle of his mug.

he can see. just… in a different way.

pry the blind seer trope from my cold dead hands i dare you

> sam has chronic migraines

he’s struggled with them ever since he was a kid. the throbbing pain behind his temples that never ceases, the burn of light creeping under his lashes and searing his nerves, the nausea that rises in his throat and the ringing in his ears whenever he moves his head too far in one direction.

he’s tried everything there is.

painkillers. herbal tea. lying in a dark room for hours on end. eventually, he has to grin and bear it when the responsibilities of life come knocking once more.

it’s only when darlin shifts and and curls up on his chest, every breath rumbling through his bones that he finds himself relaxing. the pain dulls. the sickness fades. he even falls asleep for the first time in days.

a furry tail thumps happily against the bedsheets.

> asher uses he/they pronouns

he started exploring his identity in college, when he kissed a guy for the first time and really didn’t hate it.

they discovered the label “demi boy” in the middle of a lecture when he was really supposed to be taking notes. it stuck.

they haven’t told anyone other than david and babe. not because he’s ashamed - he really doesn’t mind just “he” - but it’s something that feels personal to him.

a discovery that he keeps as his own.

> asher has six toes on one foot

yeah i can’t elaborate on this one

he just does

wiggles them in babe’s face sometimes

> milo used to have anxiety attacks - still does

they were bad when he was a kid. he used to collapse in his bedroom, slamming the door behind him as his throat closed up and his lungs failed every breath.

he had a childhood cat who would only ever come home through milo’s window and never explored the rest of his house. really, his parents never knew they did have a cat. it was his.

he’d keep pieces of chicken from his school lunch to leave on the windowsill. when he was having an anxiety attack, the cat ignored the food. it leaped down, prowling over to him and nudging his leg insistently, purring like an engine.

aggro does the same thing.

> milo still gets growing pains

and it pisses him off

because where is the GROWING

no growth. just an ache deep in his bones.

> vincent had epilepsy

he was never supposed to be at the theme park that night. they were a catalyst for disaster, the flashing lights and stress of the crowds the perfect breeding ground for his condition.

his friend had begged him to come - and then bailed last minute. something about a project deadline? whatever. vincent was going. he’d already convinced himself.

he’d taken his medication. avoided alcohol all night. he was very proud of himself as he stood in the queue for the “surge” rollercoaster. although, he felt himself getting fidgety at the prospect of getting on it.

the stranger next to him seemed just as nervous. so he grabbed their hand. it grounded them both.

> david lost his ring finger

he had an accident as a kid. it was stupid, really. he’d wanted to help his dad build the treehouse in their backyard. begged him to please let him cut the wood - he was strong too, wasn’t he?

reluctantly, gabe handed over the powersaw, holding his son’s hands in his own to keep them steady.

a noise from beyond the backyard. too close to the wards gabe had put up to protect what was left of his family, he glanced up for a second, loosening his hold. david was giddy with excitement.

very poor hand placement led to the crunch of bone and a very vulgar exclamation from his dad.

they had to take it at the hospital. david had never minded. he thought it looked badass - it was proof of the trust his dad had in him, the trust he’d fight to earn again. after all - he was strong too, wasn’t he?

around the time of his and angel’s wedding, he grew to hate the loss of his finger. what kind of husband would he be? unable to properly wear his ring, to let his mate stake their claim over him. they kissed his chest, and told him to go back to sleep.

david got a tattoo the next week. a wedding ring, on the knuckle of his missing finger.

and the real ring would always be threaded on the leather cord around his neck, pressed close to his heart.

> damien has a hip implant

he developed osteoarthritis in his hip at a very young age. even walking around became a chore.

his mother picked up on it very quickly, signing him up for the implant as soon as it was offered.

damien was terrified. he hated the idea of surgery - being unconscious while someone with a scalpel looms over you.

he couldn’t deny that it helped, though. finally, he didn’t wake up in pain, and he could stretch without being in agony.

when he told huxley, he made it part of his routine to drop to his knees and press loving kisses to the scar there while damien blushes and expresses his embarrassment.

he loves it really.

> gavin has a chipped horn

he coalesced with it.

now, gavin knows he looks good.

he’s never felt the need to change his appearance for people - if someone desires him, he’s all theirs

however, that small imperfection always draws his eyes when he admires himself in the mirror, and he feels his mouth tilt down, clicking his tongue

it’s just so… obvious

freelancer spent months working on their contra earth elemental abilities, struggling over each and every detail

until one day, they presented him with a small, gold cap, encrusted with little jewels, about the size of a thimble to sit atop his broken horn

they didn’t leave their room allll dayyyyy

> avior is nonbinary

yeah.

he uses he/they pronouns but the concept of gender has always baffled him.

boy? girl? uhhh… no thank you

demons have no need for such trivial things as “gender”

hilarious

also he has knee length hair and it’s long and silky and never tangles ever??

> guy has a prosthetic hand

it’s his right hand and he lost it a few years ago in a motorcycle accident.

lucky for him, he’s always been left handed.

still, he’s absolutely insufferable with the puns

“hey, honey… need a hand? ;)”

“oh my god guy.”

> camelopardalis has tremors

he’s just shaky. he doesn’t know where they come from.

maybe the memories he relieves from his clients and is haunted by every night .

maybe the coffee he can’t stop drinking.

maybe the fact that he’s somehow always cold, even in the height of summer.

they’ve never stopped him.

> porter used to have a hearing aid

he was only impaired in one ear, but still found comfort in turning his aid all the way down just to tune out the noise from one half of the world.

after he was turned, he no longer needed it, and there was a strange sense of melancholy in shutting the aid away in his bedside drawer.

his ear still rings sometimes.

> vega’s tail was clipped

when he was sent to prison, the tip of his tail was severed. not a catastrophic injury - just enough to make a statement.

i was caught.

he hides it under a cloak when he can, only sparing the blunt end a distasteful glance when he wraps it around the waist of his warden.

[porcelaininkpot]

That night when Treasure asked him to hold them tight was the first time in Porter Solaire's life anyone had ever had enough comfort and trust in him to fall asleep in his arms.

[shadyguyno5]

Porter who cant figure out how to work a remote vs treasure who writes down his favorite channels

Lovely who is a wonderful chef vs vincent who almost burnt spaghetti

Sam who wears flannels vs darlin who rolls his sleeves up for him

[lwdsial]

why was Vincent so surprised to someone showing up in the middle of the night as if it that’s not prime vampire hours

[c0rvus-corax]

Moonbound magic users have different eyes from Sunbound magic users.

Moonbound magic users are more adapted to the night, so their pupils are generally bigger. They simply aren't able to shrink as far as the ones from Sunbound magic users. Instead, their pupils fill out almost all of their iris when it is dark, giving them a better night vision.

Sunbound magic users have this advantage during the day. They probably don't have a lot of trouble looking straight into the sun, meaning they don't really need sunglasses in the summer. Just imagine you didn't have to worry about the sun randomly trying to kill you by shining straight into your face while you are driving.

Their pupils still arrange themselves to the light, but the spectrum is different for Moonbound's and Sunbound's.

This has many side effects:

-Moonbound magic users are more likely to need glasses because their eyes are destroyed by the sun.

-Sunbound users have a lot of troubl moving around in the dark -> almost all Sunbound children are afraid of the dark because they can't see anything.

-Moonbound magic users look more cute, while Sunbound magic users sometimes look quite scary.

[watercups]

style test: wyll & karlach

[stupd000]

Sam’s bisexual demons rage when he’s around David

[mythallia]

I thought i would share my master doc of all the redacted audios videos that had to be taken off of youtube for anyone that wants it.

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[porters-fangs]

i feel like vampires naturally have excellent posture - except for sam

i have no explanation for it either

i’m just imagining the house of solaire (pre-breakdown mind you) sat around a table for a clan meeting, and everyone’s backs are so straight, shoulders back, chins up - and then there’s sam, moody because he got pulled away from his log fire in his cabin, hunched over like a prawn

i love him