#redirectednuisance

[sugaryexcess]

==>Condy: Follow through on your threats, for once.

>You order a few techs to track down that impudent little shitblood, then start putting on your makeup. It would be simply awful if you were put on TV while looking gross! As soon as you have the final touches done on your face, you teleport on down to see Rufioh. It's been around ten minutes, so you doubt he's had time to even process your threat, let alone prepare for your arrival. You show up behind him with the faintest hiss of static. With a giggle, you grab him on the shoulder and spin him around to face you.

)(ello, sweet)(eart~

)(appy to sea me?~

>The pale yellow taffy of your hair lashes out and winds itself around his limbs, and you beam at his expression.

T)(is is gonna be SUC)(~ fun~

[lostlittlesharkboy-blog]

redirectednuisance started following you

oh. i think i know who you are. hello sir, my name's declan. thanks for following my blog thing!

[kawaiidesuscar-blog]

Dauntedservant, Freefromhergra2p, Redirectednuisance, Royalbidness, and Sugary-Empress started following you.

Good evvenin'. I'm the Captain.

Can I help you wwith anythin'?

[faeferi-blog]

> Feferi: Be the doctor.

> But don't be a surgeon, that didn't really go as smoothly as you'd hoped.

> After letting your temporary guest know you were heading out for a while, you punch in the coordinates your new patient provided and teleport away, to... well, wherever they might lead you.

> And they lead you to a transportalizer. So far so good. Lately you've been a little more wary with accepting coordinates, considering the fact that you've had to jump through so many hoops to keep your own hidden. And, upon further inspection, the hive you've landed yourself in looks rather cozy. Tentatively do you venture out into the living block connected to the transportalizer. No one comes to greet you.

> Well, maybe it's because they don't know you've already arrived, you dingledork.

...Excuse me! It's Feferi! I'm here!

> You announce your presence in a softer voice than you normally do, mostly because you can't begin to imagine what's waiting for you when you find your host. You didn't watch the broadcast. You couldn't even bring yourself to go on tumblr that day. It's a fact you aren't proud of - something tells you that it was almost your duty to watch - and you feel like a total coward for it.

> In the end, you suppose watching wouldn't change anything. And whether you'd tuned in or not, you would have still offered to help in any way you could. Because no one deserves what happened to him.

> You turn into the next room with a light on and stop dead in your tracks when you find just the people you're looking for. He looks awful. There's bruising, bleeding, and he just looks like he hurts so much... And the worst part, the thing that you can't bring yourself to look away from, is the royal symbol - your symbol - carved into his chest.

> You've never been more ashamed in your life.

[reginamare]

Let's just get the trash outta the way.

+ asufferingheartofhope + perosus + ap0cryphalantithesis + redirectednuisance + mutagenes1s

This sounds like the start of a bad fuckin' joke. "4 mutants and a stupid ho walk into a bar."

)(ey hi how ya doin', welcome to the party. I should nab y'all and make a circus outta you freaks.

[sugaryexcess]

>You walk down to his room, looking over Rufioh with a sigh.

Goodness, darling, you look like absolute s)(it~

>You kneel down next to him, stroking his hair gently.

I take it you've learned your lesson about respect, )(u)(?~

Do you PROMIS---E~ to be a good boy for your mistress w)(en I turn off t)(e punis)(ment?~

[devotedmatron-blog]

redirectednuisance replied to your post: I Suppose I Could Be nline.

*l1KES YOUR POST L1KE A BUTT 1NSTEAD OF 1N1T1AT1NG CONVERSAT1ON,* hOW AM 1 DO1NG SO FAR,

You Could Try To Be A Bit More Creative, Dear, That's What You Always Do. 

How Are You?

[captoriium]

> Gather up Viva Pinata and the console into your Sylladex. Which in retrospect is dumb, because now you have that vault to carry around with your psionics instead and it would've just been easier to carry them on your own. But whatever. > Transportalize yourself over there and grant them with the gift of your presence. "I have arrived, peathanth."

[therealcondescension-blog]

silenceinpresence

carcinocinephiliac

eridanpoofturnedhuman

redirectednuisance

embrisdichotomy

W-Ell, )(-Ello t)(-Er-E!

[faeferi-blog]

prayer circle for everyone who has to fucking dEAL WITH THE HEARTBREAK OF READING PEROSUS AND RN'S RPS

[captoriium]

redirectednuisance replied to your post:

well 1ts already over so ptbhtbth, 1t was rust and redglare and bronzecaballero,

1f you st1ll want to come over youre welcome to though??? we have alcohol and snack foods and sh1t

ii don't know any of them 2o iit'2 probably a good thiing ii diidn't go. uh, ii probably 2houldn't driink but.... what kiind of 2nack2 do you have?

[w2f-archive]

redirectednuisance liked your post: gro22.

gro22er.

[sugaryexcess]

I'm online~

Also, it looks like SOM--EON--E~ learned a very important lesson about not drinking random s)(it t)(ey find on my s)(ip~

No, t)(at wasn't alc)(o)(ol~

I can't get drunk, I don't keep booze in my quarters~

It was PINK and it was SLUDG-E~

)(ow oblivious can you possibly get???~

[caepaecaesurae]

newv followvers

redirectednuisance: Summoner.

adiosfairytale: and...descendant thereof?

apatheticaxiom: Human.

thekindheiress: Heiress.

Evwening to you all.  As you may or may not be awvare since you'vwe found your wvay here, I am the Orphaner Dualscar.  I don't knowv wvhat else to say.