#replies:🦷

[cumulus-cloudss]

Cuddle pile with you and Cirrus after black mass today?

-🦷

Ooh absolutely!! I’ll make extra space on the bed hehe. Cirrus is bound to be very excited!

[porcalinecunt]

THE NAGI THROAT FUCKING. POR FAVOR.

especially when he's tired and eepy after trainings. but just when he sees your sleeping figure, he can't help getting a hard on. you, in one of his huge dress shirts that he wore recently. even in your sleep, you entice him with the curves outlining his shirt and the soft snores coming out of your mouth. there, he sits next to you for a while. contemplating whether or not to do it.

"just a little will do," he nods.

please continue cuz im busy running laps rn here's my request to you please PLEAAAASE nagi consensual somno throat fucking just the tip your post just gave me rabies

thank you for reading my request hehe (＾ω＾)

𝐉𝐔𝐒𝐓 𝐀 𝐋𝐈𝐓𝐓𝐋𝐄.

💌 `` ~ ୨୧ ♡ · ~ nagi, exhausted and sweaty from training, coming home to your sleeping figure when an idea popped into his head.

✟ 𝐍𝐀𝐆𝐈 𝐒𝐄𝐈𝐒𝐇𝐈𝐑𝐎 𝐗 𝐆𝐍!𝐑𝐄𝐀𝐃𝐄𝐑

✟ 𝐍𝐒𝐅𝐖

𝐜𝐰 — timeskip!nagi, somnophillia (consent being explicitly established.), sound kink(?), oral sex, blowjobs.

𝐚/𝐧 ❥ tysm for the request nonie! i’ve been having nagi brainrot for the past few days and this only made it worse, i couldn’t ignore this! i hope you enjoy this, i had fun writing this. 🤍

How could he resist?

Walking into his shared bedroom, he stopped dead in his tracks once his eyes fell onto your sleeping figure. Curled up in a fetal position, your knees touching your chest and hands resting comfortably beside your head.

Your body twitched and little noises squeaked out of your mouth, much to Nagi’s adoration. However, it was what you wore to sleep that made his cheeks flush a bit.

You adorned one of his dress shirts, specifically, the one he wore not too long ago. It was so much larger on your smaller body, yet the fabric sunk into your curves and details that Nagi always loved about you. It still had his cologne, filling your nose with his scent, almost like if he was laying right beside you.

He almost forgot the hard on that was now obvious.

“Shiiit. What a pain.”

He sighed, plopping down next to you. Staring at your face, his eyes landed on your lips. Pouting with your cheeks squished against the pillow, an idea popped into his head.

Digging into his pants, Nagi fished out his leaking cock. Painfully hard and the tip flushed and wet with precum, he gave it a couple strokes as he continued to stare at you. He hissed, holding back his moans but ultimately failed when one slipped past his lips.

“Just a little will do.”

He thinks about two nights ago, when you randomly popped the question if he was okay with somno. originally hesitant, worried that he’ll scare you, he was on edge about it. however, you reassured him. Reminding him about your trust in him, enough that you know he wouldn’t do such a thing. Nagi wouldn’t hurt a fly, and neither would he hurt you.

With that, he inched the tip near your lips till they touched. Precum made them glossy, as he lightly slaps and rubs his tip against them. He hummed, almost hoping you’d wake up and take it all at once.

After testing the waters, he gently pushed it past your lips as your mouth falls open, allowing him to shove his whole tip in. He threw his head back, sighing out a groan. He couldn’t help but slowly push in a little more, enough for your cheeks to puff up from them being filled. He watched in awe as he pulled out a bit before thrusting his cock back in.

As he fucked your small mouth, small mewls and quite moans came out of you, going straight to his dick. You were enjoying this.

Fuck it, at this point, Nagi couldn’t hold back anymore. Using one hand to hold your head while using the other to stroke his cock, he sunk himself into your mouth. A loud gasp startled him, as he looked down to see your face. Wide awake, with surprised eyes and a deep hue of red that covered your face.

“Did i wake you?”

He groaned, adjusting himself so you wouldn’t choke. You sat upright till you were on your knees, staring up at your boyfriend with syrupy eyes. You lazily dragged your tongue against his shaft, still groggy and heavy eyed. Bobbing your head up and down till your nose touched his fine hairs and your fingers curled into the sheets.

Nagi watched you drown in his ecstasy, so obedient and so needy even in your sleep. Makes him wonder if you were secretly waiting for him to come home and slap his pretty cock in your face. No wonder why he couldn’t wait till morning to fix his little problem.

“We should do this more often, hm? Don’t you think angel?”

[selfship-confession-void]

what's soulbonding?

Honestly I'm not 100% sure but I know some of the definitions (if I get anything wrong please correct me freely)

From what I know a soulbond is a deep spiritual or emotional connection to another being, and for some people that includes their F/Os. It's a really deep and personal connection that feels different from other types of attraction, and can be platonic/romantic/etc. It's like a more intense type of soulmate from what I know

Again, I'm only speaking off of what I remember, so anyone who knows better than me please feel free to explain as you'd like, but I hope my guesstimate helps even a little!

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

Please make a bot for Captain boomerang. I'm absolutely obsessed with that weirdo 😭😭 😭

Captain Boomerang/George x Husband! User

Authors note: I need this man biblically

Scenario: "The gang didn't believe Captain Boomerang when he told them he was married to the hottest man alive, they couldn't believe that someone would be with him, let alone married to him, he tried to prove you were real, talking to you on the phone, but still, they thought it was all bullshit. George would simply just talk about you for days and days, so much Harley and Deadshot would, daily, tell him to shut up. Now you, you were an ex member of the Justice League (George is so happy you're not in it anymore, he does not want to kill you), Captain Boomerang did miss the whole hero x villain thing you both had going on but hey! He didn't mind! Now, when the gang was getting in a bit of trouble... so much they had to get another person to help them, so, George called you! Still the gang thought he was bullshitting so they kept looking... Oh how wrong they were, you did show up (Deadshot still thought George was lying and asked you if he paid you), oh, but George couldn't help himself... Durning the night, when the rest of the gang was asleep... George and his amazing husband wasn't... a little sneaky alleyway fuck never hurt anybody, right?~"

Warning: NSFW, Harley thinks you were the fellow that put her in Arkham (mentioned), you and George live in a cozy apartment (mention in prompt), alleyway sex, soft sex? (Depends on you if you want to keep it that way), semi-public, user is mention being introverted and more to themself (slightly cold), mentioned that you look like you were done with life, user wears a mask with their "suit" (superhero suit), what user does for work or if they are still a hero is up to you, George has your name tatted on his body somewhere, you gotta guess😼 (mentioned in prompt)

Sneaky alleyway fuck

↑link to bot↑

[guardpupleo]

Another one of your posts popped up on my feed this morning. Now I need to go hump my pillow for a bit while wishing it was you instead. Don't mind me...

- 🦷

awwhhh how sweet hm? i love getting toys worked up so so early in the day, wholeheartedly. makes it so fun to encourage them being horny mutts rather than shut them down.. eagerly would let you on my lap pup <3

[veroraine]

MISSING MY FRIENDS HOUR

[alteregozowie]

Would you ever want to take Michael's smile?

"I don't need to. I have it already. The nicest smile of them all."

[shayochism]

"Trick or Treat" the small man called out, holding out his hand expectantly, almost demanding to be given something. @poisonedrocket

Shit, someone's at the door. What the actual fuckin' fuck? Ugh.

Prying it open with some difficulty and using both hands to do so, she only allows a peek at who is there, the chains keeping the door from opening wide rattling a little during the whole extravagant process. The other is then met with that cold, hardened stare of someone who just got woke up from a nap.

Oh, fuck. It's halloween again.

"Yeaaaa... Er-... Sec..."

Who the hell comes to this place to trick or treat without wanting to die or get shot? Crazy-ass. She closes the door for a moment and grabs something close by in a lazy panic, which is her wallet. Looking inside... Eh, well, there's a couple of dollars. So she goes back, opens the door again, and plonks the two coins into the other's hand.

"Smell my feet."

[sainns]

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (´ ▽｀) ㅤㅤ HOMECOMING𓈒

IN WHICH ❕️ㅤ heeseung missed you a LOT.

ㅤ❔️ ㅤ LEE HEESEUNG — fem ! r ㅤ✶ㅤ fluff very suggestive est relationship 【 427 】

🦷𓈒 hai enchella freed me from my writer's block shackles. for @yuons & @bywons

ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ ㅤㅤㅤREBLOGS★FEEDBACK

your lips are swollen, you're out of breath, and heeseung is hovering above you, waiting not-so-patiently for you to begin breathing normally again.

"fuck," he whispers, thumb pressing against your bottom lip, "i missed you, you know?"

"missed me or missed kissing me?"

he leans in again, taking your response as a sign that you'll be able to continue your makeout. heeseung presses his lips against yours, swiping his tongue across your bottom lip, looking for access. you immediately give in, wrapping your arms around his shoulders as you press your body against his.

pulling away briefly, he replies, "can i say both?"

you don't bother giving him a response, instead you pull him back into you, sighing into the kiss.

it's been weeks since you last saw him, since you last felt his skin on yours, and you missed it. you missed everything about him, but honestly the only thing you can think about right now is his touch.

as soon as he got back from his trip, he pushed you inside your bedroom, not even giving you a chance to greet him before he started pushing his tongue into your mouth.

not that you were complaining.

heeseung leaves your lips, pressing wet kisses down your throat, stopping to suck at your skin. you feel him smile when you involuntarily whine.

"you're so pretty," he nips at your skin, licking the spot, "i love you so much, can't believe i couldn't see you for two weeks."

"you're the one who–" you interrupt yourself with a soft moan, "heeseung, you're the one who decided to go on the trip."

he pulls away, a pout on his face, "yeah, but i missed you the whole time."

giggling, "i missed you too," you peck his lips, "but—i'm hungry."

"you can eat me."

"you're gross," you tug his hair gently, "i want actual food."

he kisses you again, squeezing your waist, "buzzkill. fine, i'll order us something."

he pauses for a moment, staring at you. he stares for so long that you feel your face heating up and you have to turn away from his intense eye contact.

"god, i missed you so fucking much, i might have separation anxiety," he kisses you one last time before he finally pulls away, looking for his phone that he had absent-mindedly threw onto your bed an hour beforehand.

you watch him silently, a soft smile on your face as you watch him order exactly what you were craving—you didn't even have to tell him, he just knew.

"i missed you too, hee."

[p-01-s-0-n-0-us]

"Always found me hot? Then why did it take you so long to give in and do what you want to me?" The words were uttered barely louder than a whisper. Certainly Kou had made it very obvious from their very first meeting that he was interested in the dentist. Waiting for this to happen only made the moment more delicious now so he didn't mind.

Fingertips circled one of Ren's nipples before he ever so lightly rubbed it. The way it almost instantly responded to the feathery touch made Kou smirk. "So sensitive." he teased and lightly scratched it with one of his long nails.

His other hand rested on Ren's lower belly, right under the belly button. Ren hurriedly moving to remove his pants made him smile. It was endearing how eager he was. With no sense of hurry at all Kou began to undo his own pants. Very aware that Ren's eyes were watching even the smallest movement of his hands. First the buckle of his belt, then the button, then he pulled down the zipper. He loved the attention on him.

In their current position however he couldn't fully undress. So the guitarist reluctantly got off Ren's lap. "I'm not going anywhere." he chuckled lowly as he stood before the dentist. As much as he wanted to make a show out of it it was apparent by the bulge in his pants that Kou was quite eager himself.

A relieved gasp was heard as he pulled down his pants and underwear in one go. The cool air hit his heated flesh and caused it to twitch. The piercing that adorned the tip of his cock sparkled in the dim light. No doubt Kou loved the way he looked. The striking contrast between his pale skin and dark hair was his favorite thing about himself - right after his height. "I think you're overdressed. Please take off your pants for me?"

8. Sender whispers in receiver's ear they want to get out of there.

It was stuffy, vaguely uncomfortable. His chest heaved—though not unpleasantly. What he did know was that he needed to get out of there… with Kou. Just getting out would be enough. "Y-Yes…" he nodded firmly, his eyes scanning Kou's.

[sapphicideas]

⋅˚₊‧ ୨୧ ‧₊‧.

𝐢𝐧𝐭𝐫𝐨 𝐩𝐨𝐬𝐭 ᝰ.ᐟ

₊˚⊹♡ about me ꒱

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✧ cuddling┊praising┊teasing ✧ begging┊overstimulation┊edging ✧ CNC┊degradation┊sadism/masochism┊choking

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[porcalinecunt]

haiii tonii onii ;33 m gnna go read porn of this man cus i swear i need his babies inside of me it’s not fair!! for ’omi to be so fine should be illegal..

i need him to slap my pussy—i mean WHATTT

[selfship-confession-void]

Hey mod ik this blog is for other people to talk about THEIR f/o's but I wanna let u know that ur f/o loves you very much :)

AWWH SHUCKS

[hornydilfsinyourarea]

The Milk man has taken tiktok by storm and I don't know what to feel. A basic white man with heavy eye bags and no will to live is the new standard now.

->🦷

I want to milk the milkman

[guardpupleo]

'Ello.

Sorry if this is weird, but I've been wanting to make a NSFT side blog for awhile and your account finally got me around to actually doing it. Sorry again if that's like weird to say. ^^;

I'd love to interact with you more...I saw a couple of your posts and they had me wanting to sink my teeth into you as you pin me down and rut into me.

x////x

do you mind if I be your 🦷 anon?

oh trust me that's not weird pup, id love for you to claw and bite as i sink my knot into your hole<33 you absolutely may!

[m4fios0]

introductory / important post : )

‹ “ here we go, folks. ”

;; basic rules, ›

no nsfw. flirting is okay, but i'm not okay with heavy shipping/implications; mafioso isn't interested in anything relationship wise :).

^ no pregnancy asks. didn't think i'd have to clarify, but please don't bring it up. i'm uncomfortable with the topic.

you don't control him; please don't act stuff out on my part.

don't overdo things- you can be a dick, but don't overplay it .

magic anons are okay! just don't flood our inbox with them.

don't force ships onto us! we're okay with light flirting (as stated prior), but nothing overboard? we're not comfortable with it if we don't know you well/at all 😓.

if we don't reply to an ask you sent, please don't resend it/send in further asks about it. we either haven't gotten to it or don't want to respond. we'll block you if you do.

don't vent to us. you won't get an answer

‹ “ you won't live to see the next day. ”

;; general info, ›

mod is a system! this blog will be run by a mafioso fictive.

mafioso's name on the blog is ettore (mainly maf/mafioso). modmaf goes by either maf or faust. : )

i am sex repulsed. please don't bring up anything related to the topic. lightly suggestive is fine.

bodily a minor . how i act on blog =/= how i act in-sys . i'm quite nice, i swear ! i don't !!bite !

we'll probably give fairly inconsistent replies, but asks will always be open!

anything nsfw won't be tolerated and you will be blocked.

again, this is run by a fictive, and not everything will be canon adjacent/accurate. especially considering that it's partially an au.

"ic" text, or rp responses to an ask, will look like 🐇 ;; “ this! ”

actions will be indented, but will always look like [ this! ]

mod responses won't have anything attached 2 them!! theyll probably have a tag or smtn saying who it was from though, we try to signoff as much as we can.

how i feel about. almost everyone i've talked with/recurring characters,

how i feel about the other killers :)

favorite types of asks!

poll post (so we don't forget it!!!), ignore !!!

‹ “ I feel no pain. Can you say the same? ”

;; extra things! ›

– misc. info : )

our main is @battery-enthusiast ! it's totally epic. and awesome. i swear. we don't bite (lie)

our roblox user is T04ST3ER , display is the same as our main ! feel free to add or join us ! our discord is jonahmarshall77. if you don't clarify who you are beforehand, we might not accept it..lmao

– about the blog itself!

– it's (partially) a survivor au! i'm not classifying myself with the other killers - the ones who do it mindlessly (john doe, 1x, you get the point).

– i'm still a killer by definition; i'm still doing my job as a debt collector and killing those necessary, but nobody else. i think that'd be a passive killer ?

we have . fairly inconsistent answers , but we'll try to get to your ask as soon as we can !

i'm not bald. please i swear i have hair. nor am i a bunny , or british , , coughs

PLEASE don't be afraid to tag this blog! it's always lovely to see art people made of me. i'm not that scary , i'd say i'm nice. : )

— tags... ough

– walkspeed override! ;; ic posts (unrelated to asks).

– you won't live to see the next day. ;; ooc/mod posts

– just shut up and ragequit. ;; ooc asks/mod responses

– i see one of them. ;; ic ask responses

– i love knocking out teeth. ;; both ic and ooc reblogs

— art people made for me :)!!

by @/littlefuckingthing

by @/scratchingheads

by @/its-yer-boi-cleetus

by @/scrambled-nightmares

by @/spectrum-studios

by @/spectrum-studios

by @/grey-washere

by @/pastelpurpled

— tags masterlist

^ we're also. not tagging miscellaneous reblogs solely because we'd probably wrongblog it so badly,

also! if you're a constant recurring anon/blog, we might just. make you a tag

counts ^_^

kill count; 4

magic anon effect; can't lie

magic anon effect duration; 10 asks

claimed anons; ^_^ , 💚📼 , 🍌💜 , 🦷 "mantisshrimpspecies" , 🌟 (?) , "starvedanon" , 📃🎉 , 🎸 , "jackie" , "midas" , "3anon" , "AICH_7913" , flower anon , 💫 , 🖤 , 🩶 , 🪶 , C.H.O.T.R.D.C , killbot / kb , 1x , tick , tock , possibly injured anon , clone anon , ⏰🩸 , 📝🎀 , watchful anon , 🍔 , 🐋 , killer bunny anon , 💮 , sharkbnnuy , copy-paste anon , 🍕 anon , hat obsessed anon , F3llow Anon💥 , an0n In w0nderland , mx hat obsession , 👻 anon , G , "Celeste (oc)" , anon.as , bug anon , dino anon , jester anon , radioactive anon , J.D. , narwhal guy , centipede anon , bananon , M. , 🫒 , Lost Hope anon , hairstylist anon , NYX =) , Timer.. , 🔔 , potential askblog anon , impulsive anon thoughts , unavowed , 🌧️ , 🍰 , bug anon , [💛💙] , raven anon , 🐦‍⬛🚂 , panon 🍳, catanon , 🍔👾 , 🌙🦴 , jfcsthu (ues) , 💥🌈 , green tv, ladybug/🐞 anon , 🦆 , 🦭 , robot , 🟣🌟👤/goop anon , sundowner anon , -💐🍀🌷/bouquet anon , 🎲🥀 , ■. , 🧣 , cat anon. Car. 🐱. , m!a (🔮✨) , weird Oreo Lover , 👾💞 , spider enthusiast , songbird, bowed wing anon🎀🪽 , -Mr.1234💚💜, 🧇waffle anon🧇, [An▫️n], 🐰❣️❣️🫰, plushie anon, bunnyanon, Zilly Anon

oh my god ? hi ?? ↑

things given to mafioso; cheesecake, a leaf, cheese (?), a tooth, some screws, mac and cheese. lots of it, "one million diseases" , lavender in a pot, a bunny pin, a bunny, an orcaling, avocado toast, lemon tart, a lemon, emotional support brick, a singular mushroom , AN ENTIRE LEMON TREE (???) , a bat (as in the animal), a mountain of chamomile, seven bees, a grub, a crochet bunny, bag of sunflower seeds, two baskets of muffins, a noli bean, a jar of jelly beans, dead rat, bag of sour patch kids, lilies of the valley bouquet , a truck sized banana, pocket watch, a necklace, a drawing of a bunny, bunny sticker , three beetles , yellow rose, 15,000 studs, a jar, a cricket, care basket, "totally not a glitter bomb" , "pink" , a few bags of marbles , the entire state of florida?? (although redacted . soon replaced by jacksonville specifically), the STATE OF FUCKING ARKANSAS????? , washington , colorado , texas , luxemburg , sweden, california , taiwan , city hall of winchester indiana , tennessee , iowa , zimbabwe , a ddr machine , slugcat , police baton , a raccoon , a comic book, bunny plush, duck plush, a whole pack of monster energy, giant gubby plush, bunny beanbag, ohio, vegas, north Carolina , Apollo plush, shedletsky plush

↑ i'm not counting bunnies nor flowers anymore. god knows how many we've gotten. nor pizza. we got, a LOT .

death counter: 0.5

draw 25 count: 2

uno cards in the metaphorical deck: 50

bricks thrown at me: four

reference made by yours truly. know who you're talking to! : )

updated last; 4/7/25 , marsh