#retired fratbro paul forcing patrick to acknowledge his homosexuality is really funny to me

[somberdragoon]

​this but paul scratches his balls for a solid minute while patrick is trying to convince himself that paul is effeminate and patrick is just totally unable to put a spin on that, reluctantly decrees that paul is simply too fucking disgusting to be a woman

I like paulpat fics that have a moment like

Patrick: fuck I'm having a sexual crisis which is crazy cause I'm not fucking GAY but I want to fuck men but here's why this one is basically just a woman no I'm not a FAG

Paul's scary blue eyes about to be described in detail: